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Joined 04-18-09, id: 1905812, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Young Justice.

Name: Do you really want to know?

Age: 13

Hobbies: reading and or writing, drawing, going on DeviantArt.con and, listening to rock and or metal or stalking my fave wrestlers.

Description -The Friday Night Delight-

-I'm a Peep-

-But currently an Ortonite-

-The general of Cenation-

-A Mizfit and Mofo-

-A Kanenite and Acolyte-

- WAS and Edgehead but he LEFT-

I like dark stuff and am obssessed with possession or being out of your mind. Iunno. John Morrison is my stalkee and BATISTA'S coming to UFC!!!!

Follow me on Twitter!!! The name's JomoNoMofo.













If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a dream about being the coolest and most skilled person in a movie you just saw copy and paste this to your profile

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you drool when Jomo gets hurt and arches his back, copy and paste this on your profile!

The same if its when Drew's around...

If you want to puul out a sawed-off when that RETARDED chick starts singing 'Which seat can I take?' copy and paste! And don't forget to hide the body and yell, "That special seat next to Mephistofoles BITCH!"


copy and paste if you are a akatsuki fan! Seriously! And add your name below!

-gothicangel0827, ShikaxOmi09

Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

shikamaru and temari

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?


3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?


4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

dont have the time . i have a live ya know

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

i have two mangas, a profile book, a sketch book, and a planner, and a sticker, and a sketch of my own character.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?


7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

naruhina. but only because sakura deserves to suffer and be with no one!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?


9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

team gai. 1) cuz neji and tenten rule, 2) cuz neji-kun is quite hot.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

maybe. he might have that mask on to hide the destruction that boulder left.
but then again what about madara?

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

-Duh! I know Yondaime Hokage is Naruto's dad! I've guessed since I saw Yondaime!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

hidan or zetsu-kun

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

-Anti-Sasuke. He sucks. He killed Deidara T.T

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

yups :)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

not yet

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- Seriouly? That is the simplist question!

17. Sub or dub?

- sub. thats the way its always been for me.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?


19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?


20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- ...duh

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

ugly nerd duh!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

probably deidei-kun

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

a little bit of both really

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

deidei-kun cuz he could act gay and like tobi-kun

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?


26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

i try to but i just dont get the doc downloading part.

27. Do you like lemons?

yes they are cute actually.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

not really. ptobably only naruto and shika-kun

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

nope. guess i gotta try it.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

-Yeah! They're totally lol!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

i got my cousin hooked for a while.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

no. my freind tariqs brother draws them tho.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

nopes. i had a picture tho. she said they look weird. my teacher was pretty laid back most of the time.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

school life yes but grades no. it changes my school life cuz i talk about it all the time and half my class knos that i have a huge crush on shika-kun.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

thank kami no.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?


37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?


38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

i only drew my character and shikamaru and i have no gallery.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

-Come on chicks! He has the hairstyle of a chicken's ass!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

yea. omiko and kagura but kagura kinda belong to my sister.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!






6- Zetsu


8- Madara

9- Konan




1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

hell no!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

so damn hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

-OMFG! 0.o thats uchihacest

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

-Temari and Zestu? Sand Princess and Plant? No thank you!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

-5 and 9...atleast they're different genders!

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

-No... No. No!

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

-otre;wyuigaigthsufouychgtoiueugiouwuht! dies of brain malfunction

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

-Leader tells Itatchi that he's ugly (noo!)

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

-0.o dies of shock

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

-'Damn where hell is my sake!'

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

- probably 'Brother by Dark New Day'

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- i was probably high so dont expect it to be make sense.

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

Fave Quotes

"Yea, and Randy was saying how he had some Cheriokee in him and-" "Wait!! HAhahahahah! Oh God! What did you say?! WTF is Cheriokee????"- Me, my sis and my mom, and our friend Chenice were in the car. Chenice failed trying to tell us about Randy Orton's background. We were laughing so hard my mom had to pull over. We sat there laughing for about 10 minutes.

We go to dinner and some guy comes over and just slaps you in the face. If your with me...then you just got slapped. 'Cuz if he don't give a shit about your face then I know he don't give a shit about mine.- Kevin Hart

You must want me to lay the SMACK DOWN on your ass!- my sister

-EPIC DOOR CRASH- HE KNOOOOOOWS!!!!!!- Dane Cook on pedophiles.

Foolish little brother. You lack hatred. (pfft. and balls.) -Itachi hotness

Holy cape crusaders, Batman! - Robin. (My mom said this when we were watching the movie and I died laughing.

A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this day. -Legolas. Hottest mofo in Middle Earth.

You are obviously on the wrong side of the rainbow.- me and my sister. Honestly I loves gay ppl.

Even when I fall,will you still believe? Even when I'm lost will you still believe?- Killswitch Engage, Save Me

I'm Batman.- Dean_ Yeah, your Batman. -Sam

Eliot is John Morrison and Billy Ray Cirus put in one.- me and my mom.

"We don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom."- John Morrison -mah hubby-

"What the hell? DUde, don't sneak up on me like that!"

"Like what?"

"You just Houdini'd your way in here! Wha if I had a knife in my hand?"

"Then you would've gotten stabbed. The Deadman wouldn't want me dead and he'd be pretty pissed before you could even get a good grip on the handle."- Random convo with me and my sis. She's ruthless.



Dire Thirst for Blood.- Ike is possessed by a demon and is blood thirsty. Who can keep Him from slipping into total darkness?


Konoha Highschool for the Gifted- highschool life naruto style. Madara is a crazy teacher that will kill for Itachi's love. And the power she carries inside her.

Angelic Possession- Itachi is dragged along with the rest of the Akatsuki gang to a haunted mansion to what's what. What Itachi has in store for him is something no one expected.

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

( 0 0 )

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf, )ノ

These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

/ x # \

Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


Naruto Abridged

Kakashi: Did you take your medication this morning Hokage?

3rd Hokage: Did you take your shut the hell up this morning?!

Lee: I fight emo and all of its cutters and you sasuke, are the first on my list!

3rd Hokage: Finally I can enjoy my retirement in peace.

Ninja Guard: Sir, the Fourth hokage just died.

3rd Hokage: Goddamnit!

Kakashi: I remember it like it was yesterday.

Kurenai: It was seven minutes ago!

Kakashi: Yup yesterday.

Itachi: Fear my Monicle Attack! I will make you caramelldance for the next 72 hours!

Kakashi: Oh noes! I am about to pass out... 'THUD'

In Other News... New fav pairing...




Connorxany buff dude really... except for Superman. Hes an asshole.


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-95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...

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-I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the supernatural, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 224,540 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 4,343 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Floating worlds by see1like reviews
In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
It's My Life by ForeverLilacLies reviews
COMPLETELY REDONE: Fem!Itachi/Kisame. Although a murderer and part of a crime organization Itachi was still a vulnerable girl and one night Kisame takes advantage of that leaving Itachi with the fallout.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha High! A Love Story? Psh! Yeah right by Monochromatic Persona reviews
Temari is a new transfer student at Konoha High, who then meets the 5 hottest guys in the whole entire school, but only one stands out. A love story? Psh! Yeah right! shikatema / Shikamaru X Temari / Other Pairings! Important to read my notes at the start
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,524 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Mizard Of Odd by MishaMuse reviews
Miz stumbles onto the biggest secret in the WWE. Now he's on a quest with six other "crazy" superstars to find the one man who can clear his name and help him save his job - too bad he has no idea who that is.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 95,920 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - The Miz
Akatsuki Daze no Jutsu! by Maru-sha reviews
Chap.17 up! An escaped convict of the Leaf Village Insane Asylum finds herself up for recruitment in the Akatsuki after stumbling upon their hideout during her break-out. Other than the hyperactive Tobi being her sempai, her problems involve keeping Hidan's ritualistic hands off her and surviving Sasori's experiments! Laughs and hi-jinx abound! Semi-crack fic. SasoxDei, ItaxKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
High School With a Hyuuga by 1stella444 reviews
What do you get when you mix a spunky and sassy brunette and a clueless and pervy Hyuuga with a little bit of high school? A story worth reading. Also contains Naruhina, SasuSaku, KibaIno, and ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Pirate's Love by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Captain Kurogane of the Silver Pirates rescues a young girl and her 'mother' and gets more than he bargained for. -Bad at summaries- KUROFAI rated M for a reason. UPDATED! 1 new chap added, another drastically edited. News in A/N of newly edited ch 14.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,381 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Kurogane, Fai
Akatsuki Servants by Hyrulehalfbreed reviews
Madara decides that the members of his organization need an "incentive", but how will the new slaves and more importantly the Akatsuki survive? Is this love or hate? MadaPein KisaIta SasoDei OrochiKabu KakuHida ZetTob ZabuHaku NaruSasu Summary inside! Unfinished, adopted by Erun1
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
KittyCATtastrophe by Gaara's Panda-hime reviews
While walking home Hinata saves a white violet eyed kitten who leads her to six more balls of fluff. So what is a kind hearted Hyuuga to do...while take them home of course. if you like cruel humor or random Tobi-ness then read this story.possible pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Madrigalian by Extraho reviews
Damon catches the interest of werewolf Tyler. Their friends are worried and scared for Tyler, but is Damon the one they should worry for? But as their relationship develops, who holds the power? dun/non-con, but not gruesome. graphic and M for a reason.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,694 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Damon S., Tyler L. - Complete
Fear of the Unknown by Alex Kade reviews
No slash! Jensen is in trouble, big trouble, and it's up to the team to save his life. *note - please don't bail when you come to the OOC parts in the first couple chapters. I promise there is an explained and planned reason for this behavior!
Losers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,886 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - J. Jensen
Let It Snow by AmarettoLove reviews
Cody Runnels family is completely broken,his father hates his brother for what he is but Cody is the same. Will his rival Randy Orton, who is broken on the inside, be able to help heal Cody. M/M slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Randy Orton
MY LOVE FOR YOU! by leledoll21 reviews
Jasper and Emmett have the family they always wanted now theirs someone after jasper can Emmett save this relationship and will Jasper tell Emmett about his Maybe pregnancy Mpreg
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Emmett, Jasper
Light My Fire Baby by Katsuki Shizenno reviews
Temari sneaks off while Kankuro and Gaara are busy with Lady Tsunade. She meets Prince Zuko. At first she doesn't like him but soon she sees she need to heal his broken heart. Zuko x Temari/Zumari. Pre-Shippuden. Warning: Not for Mai lovers.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Temari, Zuko
Yuki's Really A girl? by aNGELIC mURDER reviews
Yuki is a girl, Kyo found out, Akito is angry and everyone else is causing hell. Plus the bystanders are somehow getting involed. Parings YukiKyo, and maybe another paring later. SUCKY SUMMARY! rape in ch. 19
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
HUMANOID by silvereyed angel reviews
"No! You're not a thing, you're not his slave. He can't use you like a lifeless machine. You're.. You're my brother!" Joe saw the machinery behind the eyes spin and rattle as he stared into them. "Bro-ther?" Nick questioned. JONAS la
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,374 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010
Muddling through Grey by Kizmet reviews
With school really kicking in for the rest of YJ Superboy is left feeling alone and increasingly isolated. After a mission gone wrong, feeling worthless he runs off and ends up being taken in by Flash's Rogues.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,514 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
The Only Hope For Me Is You by eternal-depths-of-emerald reviews
AU/ High School Story. House is living under false pretense,and thinks that's how he'll continue to live life.Enter Robert Chase,the mysterious oddball foreign student who has some secrets of his own that House is just dieing to find out. PAST ABUSE,SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - G. House, R. Chase
Atmos High by SexySkyla66 reviews
When Taryn is forced to move with her dad, she discovers that the Storm Hawks aren't just a cartoon. However, when the Storm Hawks are faced with a problem, will she crumple under the pressure or will she rise to the challenge?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,525 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Aerrow, Finn
Late Night Snacks by IHateTheLog reviews
But instead of finding her precious chocolate, she found...something else...Warning! Strong language in some chapters. Sequel to November 27th.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Akatsuki
Anon by Princess Procrastination reviews
Yuki has been slipping into Kyo's bed for a while now, but what happens when Kyo starts to figure it out? Watch them as they struggle with their feeling for one another against all odds. YukixKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Dasvidaniya by whimseyrhodes reviews
Russians and humiliation go hand in hand, and now they have Eliot. WARNING:EXTREMELY DARK!
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Eliot S.
Silent Beginnings by Chibiyu reviews
Voices are powerful but silence is really what moves people. Silence always leaves questions unanswered and leads to unwanted mysteries. But for some, silence is the only choice they have to save themselves from their own sanity. JONAS Dedicated to Dan
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,186 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Phobia by Slackerdemonchild reviews
Any fear can be translated into a fear of Sam...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Day 1, Lesson 1: KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT by valleylightning reviews
This will be the FIRST of my ShikaTema series. There was always that time of the month that Tsunade pulls out Shikamaru from desk works and from missions for a special one, a visitor princess's escort in Konoha.AND SHE STARTS DAY 1,THIS MONTH WITH A BANG.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
At Arm's Length by whimseyrhodes reviews
Tag and Missing Scene s for The Boost Job. Spoilers within. Rated for language.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eliot S.
The Mythologist by EverPlotting reviews
Being a new student wouldn't be so bad if Naruto didn't keep - literally - bumping into the same guy. Maybe they can be friends? Perhaps, but some secrets aren't meant to be shared, and Naruto's got secrets a plenty... NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,823 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Secret by kadnah12 reviews
Sasuke is being abused by his father and mother behind Itachi's back. But what will happen when Itachi finds out? Rated M for: Graphic child abuse gore/blood and Neglect, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Crimson Regret by whimseyrhodes reviews
When Eliot is kidnapped for an illegal fight club, will the rest of the team be able to find him in time?
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
Buried on the Inside by redsandman99 reviews
There's good news and bad news," James told Jeff. "The good news is, Mark's alive and well. The bad news is, he's the old Mark, not your Mark. "There's a difference?" Jeff asked. James nodded. "Oh yeah Jeffey. There's a BIG difference."
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,723 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker - Complete
Love is Blonde by Szabotage reviews
Love is a Bang! A renegade ninja with a penchant for art and explosions meets a headstrong kunoichi who likes flowers and bossing people around! At long last, a New Chapter! Itachi confronts Deidara and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Ultimate Ninja? Ultimate Avatar? Epic Battle! by Black-Inque2002 reviews
The Chuunin Exams are here again, only this year there are some new contenders. Can The Aang Gang survive this strange new world of ninja? Pre-Shippuden. AU. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Aang
Life with the Akatsuki! by gothicangel0827 reviews
This a story about 2 girls who suddenly get an unexpected surprise coming to their front door. The Akatsuki team! With all 10 members living in their house how are they going to handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
The 12 Pains of JASHINmas by MoonlitLotus reviews
A parody of the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas" with the Akatsuki! Christmas Akatsuki plenty of fun and hilarity and Kakuzu's misfortune heh! Warning for Hidan's colourful language, since he just doesn't know how to speak without swearing. RE-VAMP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
The Vacation to End All Vacations: Sand Sib Story by LiLiKun18 reviews
When Temari convinces her two brothers to acomapny her on a trip to a fancy resort, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Gaara
A Thousand Year War by Bibliophile Nincompoop reviews
Temari was an average girl, until she stumbled upon a secret that is hidden from the entire normal world, and meets up with a man nearly a thousand years old. Now she is hell-bent on helping him and his kind. Who said age doesn't matter? ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Begin At The Beginning by Animegirl1129 reviews
Jacob Jensen's first day at his new high school starts out on a bad note. Cougar/Jensen, plus canon couples
Losers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar
Most horrifyin,terrifyin & INGENIOUS PRANKS EVER! by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
MUWAHAHA! *cough* ahem..yeah well the title pretty much sums it up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Heartache Every Moment by ArtGirl1311 reviews
Kisame and Itachi get into a relationship ending fight. After being physically hurt by Kisame, Itachi goes to Pein for help. YAOI Slight KisaIta evolving into PeinIta and onesided KisaIta. Full summery inside. T for abuse and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
Easy Being Sleazy by Terrahfry reviews
McMahon finally realizes how bad VG & Teddy stink, so he hires Edge to be the new GM of SD. Random silliness, sarcasm, crackfic-ish. comical, AU, major OOC. M/M SLASH. Ft; Edge, Hardyz, JoMo, Jeri, Punk, & more. Just 4 FUN, XP.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edge, Jeff Hardy
Full Moon by s3rv3nt-0f-thy-3vil-0n3 reviews
All human. Edward and Jacob are the best of friends, but does one of them want something more? Pauls in love with Jacob, and no one knows what to do. Edward/Jake, Jake/Sam, Jake/Paul, Sam/Jared, Edward/Bella. Rape, abuse, yaoi. Dont like dont read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Rare Blood by God of Insanity reviews
UPDATED & COMPLETED! Sesshoumaru was just a human minding his own business when one night a strange man paid him a visit…and changed his world. Warning: FOR MATURE READERS ONLY! Nara/Sess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,074 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Naraku - Complete
Child of Chaos by Chibiyu reviews
"Joe, Kevin?" Nick asked his voice monotone. "Yes?" we dared whisper. "What if I told you I am not your brother?"
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,470 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Insert extremely witty, supercool title here by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when an army of evil, blood-thirsty vampire squirrels take the Akatsuki’s money, why is Deidara and Sasori stalking Ronald Mcdonald and what on earth is Pein doing with a copy of Womans Day tucked in his cloak? Includes strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
French Vanilla by maravelous reviews
AU; All you need to be complete is an open book, a coffee, and a friend. — ShikaTema & NejiTen ; For Aniki & Nami
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,385 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Death Reaper by gothicangel0827 reviews
This is a story where a little girl becomes akatsuki member. Read this story to see how she became a cold blooded villian. ***xOC im not telling you who
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Mike and Ikes by leader of lights reviews
Marth and Ike are just chillin' and eatin' their favorite candy, Mike and Ikes. It's been just another day of viscious battling, and this is their favorite way to sit back and relax. But this peace won't last for long... Hiatus.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ike, Marth
The Devil's Whisper by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 191,323 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Three of a Kind by Secret Sheik reviews
AU. Not another crappy college fic, hopefully! Don't like? Don't read! Itachi, Kisame, and Sakura have strange adventures; Pein and Konan try hard to not do anything against the wall. Pein/Konan. Kisa/Saku Rated for upcoming things and stuff. Read inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
Six of a Ten Part Whole by Kenpachi'sBadGirl reviews
On the way home from the park, Naruto, witnesses a boy a little older than him being raped. After barely escaping rape, himself, he and the bot run away to suna together where they meet Gaara. CHAPTER 4 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Johnny by Brownie94 reviews
Johnny Storm,19, has a past that no one knew about, not even Sue. What happens when an accident, that reverts Johnny back to his 5 year old self, reveals a secret well kept by Johnny? Warnings: AU, mentions of child abuse, 12 year gap btw Johnny and Sue.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Within Temptation by Gabsterella reviews
Upon entering Konoha Preparatory High School, Temari and her brothers must keep their secret safe. When the lives of their friends are threatened, can their secret be left untold? TemXShika TenXNeji More pairing along the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
I Have No Idea by WritingIsMyDrug reviews
I could hear the soft tones of mumbling voices drift from under the cracks of my door as I willed myself to not let it distract me from my purpose- to not wake up. I had been drifting in and out trying to hold on to the last threads of the dream that ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Konoha court by Shinka-chan reviews
Judge Sato is filling in for Sandaime in the Konoha court. Can he remain his sanity while delling with masochist, rapes, cupcakes, cookies and hair paint?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009
A New Adventure by Nesskirby02 reviews
This is a story about Marth and Ike going on a adventure to helped Zelda with something and along there way they run into some epic heros.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Ike, Marth
The Forgotten Memories by YumiTomonoshi reviews
About a wolf girl who woke up one day in a forest without any memories. an Oc X Shik story. First chapter but second one will be out filled with mystery and horror. Not to mention that a "fragment" of her memories will be revealed. Or is she just paranoi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Shikamaru N.
The Annoying Kid I Took In by XxTommyTwoTotsxX reviews
While searching for a job, Kakuzu comes across a young orphan named Hidan, and decides to bring him to the Akatsuki Base for some extra cash. Little does he know that this kid's going to be his new partner. KakuHida KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Screw Ninjas We're Spies! by LittleMissInquisitive reviews
AU. Who was she? She was Temari Sabaku. One of the most reknowned spy known to the government, along with her friends of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Truth Or Dare, Akatsuki Style! by ChoiSeungHyun110487TOP reviews
“That's a first,” Pein said. SasoDei Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Sick by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Kisame gets very, very sick. As he waited for leader to get mad and yell at him, an unexpected change happens. Slight KisaIta implications.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Another Attempt by darkXmai reviews
Sasuke just came back along with Team Hebi. But what's this? Sakura and Suigetsu know each other? Apparently Suigetsu saved Sakura's clan, but how? uh-oh. i sense jelousy. sasusaku karin x suigetsu re-edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Destiny by Bibliophile Nincompoop reviews
You loony water bending freak-" "Condescending hot headed-" "of nature, stubborn, pain-in-the-ass" "Fire Nation jerk off-" "love of my life!" "with a pole up your... what did you just say?" Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
high school life by cutebibi reviews
a fun story when avatar characters and naruto characters go in one school. AU. zutara. a slight F4 of group of zuko, sasuke sokka and narto.hehe RnR pls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009
Modern Ninjas goes on vacantion by Shinka-chan reviews
Shikamaru and the rest of the gang goes on vacantion, but will they survive trapped inside of nowhere? Will they senseis stop drinking and actually do something? Will Tsunade, Shizune and Jiraya actually help? Still in Progress
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
He's Serious by RavenRockMind reviews
Hmm.. How about "When the last person you expected to get serious, gets serious... get the hell away from him!"? It was too big to be the title... SuigetsuXKarin, Rated T, just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Karin U., Suigetsu H.
Terrible Twos by angelofsuspense reviews
Danny gets turned into a 2-year-old and his enemies start attacking thinking he's weak. Over time though they start to wonder: what's worse? The new annoying and hyper Danny Phantom, or the fact that they still can't beat him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/21/2006
Forget Me Nots by wildewoodblossom reviews
Edward keeps on hearing inexplicable screams w/ his mind reading powers scaring bella! Jasper faints and Alice is in hysterics! And, there's someone else? --EdxBella JasxAli JasxOC and potential...EdxJasper? potential yaoi! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Princess Bride by RyterHarpie reviews
It's the classic tale of star-crossed lovers. A fair maiden, a poor farmboy, and of course an evil prince. Now throw in a few cross dresses, a shark boy, and plenty of yaoi and I think You've got one hell of a bed time story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Ultimate School for Ninjas! by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
Look nobody's gonna die..I propose we offer the red-head loser to the psyco red-headed demon!" Kankuro cried as he pointed to Gaara, who switched his glare from the broken button to his traitor of a brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009
Truth or Dare by IceCrome reviews
Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
In These Dark Woods by frustratedfruitloop reviews
A chance meeting in the Forbidden Forest. To others, we are legends and to some others, our lives are a mere footnote in theirs. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover, if you squint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2009 - James P., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Life with Danna by RogueWarrior869 reviews
The sequel to the happy ending chapter of Concrete Angel. Sasori has custody of Deidara and these are the chronicles of him raising the eight year old. Non yaoi & romance. Out of characterness and edited language used by Hidan. Chibi fic.Past child abuse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Her Tears by Vanag reviews
second fanfic please review. Gaara meets a girl that always cries, when he asks why he gets more than he bargined for. not good summary. sorry. After a lot of problems, I'm giving it another go, hope I meet your expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Gaara
Yappari SHIKABABE ga suki by miyabi-sama reviews
Kakashi x Shikamaru, SHOTA, Shikamaru is twelve. RAPE. Kakashi sees his opportunity has come when a talented boy wants to become a ninja, but has no money.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,093 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Shikamaru N.
Treasure Hunters: The Search For Pandora's Box by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
A group of archeologists, bored of dinosaur bones and pottery shards, hunt down an artifact rumored to have powers so great, it can cause devastating effects...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
The Fox, The Raccoon & The Avatar by grasshopper named octavias reviews
NarutoXAvatar Xover. The normal Avatar storyline, but how will Gaara and Naruto affect it? Will it be for better or for worse? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Bride of the Forest Lord by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
During Kyuubi's attack on Konoha a chance meeting leads to a change in destiny and something more, Itachi is chosen to be the bride of the Forest Lord. Kyuubi x Fem!Itachi. AU Divergence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.
Anaisthitos or Loveless by Iwannabeamongoose reviews
They're all brainless bimbos and selfish pervs. That's what Shikamaru and Temari think about members of the opposite sex. Aren't there any that are different? Only the title is Greek Rated T for safety. Read and Review! My second ShikaTem fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,427 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Angel and The Devil by NeonHemp reviews
On his first day at a new school, Gaara meets Naruto and gang. Later that day, Gaara talks to his on-line best friend. What will happen when Gaara discovers that he's been talking to the person he just met? GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,538 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Another Highschool Fanfic by Skitty and Kirara reviews
SasoDei Highschool AU. Sasori and Deidara met in middle school. Sasori can't stand Deidara, but the blonde can't seem to get a clue and sticks to his "friend" like a burr. Now that they're entering highschool, however, everything is changing...hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Naruto & Kiba's 12 waysto get kicked outta Walmart by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when two boys get their hands on a video camera. a reluctant cameraman and a trip to a poor, unsuspecting Walmart? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Trick or Treating at House 69 by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Deidara and the Akatsuki gang go trick or treating! But Sasori is not with them, why do you suppose that is? Read to find out! Pairings: OroSaso SasoDei ItaKisa KakuHida ZetTobi DeiJacob
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Gaara TheBabysitter? by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
What happens when Gaara is forced to babysit? 'It'll be a piece of cake' says Temari, pfft, yeah right...ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Fright Fest by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Akatsuki High School by AkatsukiNekoJr reviews
Imagine the Akastuki as regular people, now imagine them in high school. Follow along as the Akatsuki deals with the pains of High School! M for Hidan's cursing. Itachi Kisame Deidara Sasori Kakuzu Hidan Tobi Zetsu. Might have Yaoi later on...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
New beginnings by azurex reviews
Three newbies join the mansion! But wait- the rules of the brawls have changed- and the mansion has moved! How is life with the brawlers? Ayane, Ichiro and Mai get to find out. Pairing: Ike x OC. NO YAOI.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ike
Dark and Light Days by KuroKageIke
Ike had gone missing. Marth, Link had find themselves despair after the incident that is undefine of anytime when the darkness came. With a blue rose left behind, where can there be a clue to find Ike? Rated T for teens and maybe Rated M for mature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008
Circles in the sand by see1like reviews
After Gaara's near death experience, courtesy of Akatsuki, it was decided to send him on a holiday. Good intentions, bad idea. Warning: mild Yaoi theme, GaaraXNaruto,and some challenging language. Supposed to be funny, enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Of showers, doors, and Mike and Ikes by EvolLoveAkira reviews
Complete lemonosity. MarthxIke LinkxPit ch2
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Marth, Ike
Sincerely Yours Forever by Determined reviews
In which Sasuke recieves letters from his nin-friends, resulting in rants, sincere answers, and Naruberry pie. Yum! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sasuke U.
One shots: Shikamaru and Temari by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
Shot 2: All Women Are Troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Twin Star by Summing up the Stars reviews
Eventual Dark AceAerrow slash. Dreams can be haunting, crystals should come with warning labels, and nothing is ever as easy as it appears to be. RR If someone can suggest a better summery eventually, please feel free to tell me.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Aerrow, Dark Ace
Tayuya! Mail Order BrideMaid! by Angelslasttear reviews
Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hidan, Tayuya
High School: Dreams, Ambitions, Love, what else? by azurex reviews
The title says it all. Ike,16, Pit,14,Link,17,Marth,16, and Roy,17, go to an elevator High school! In Kendo club, Ike meets the new girl from Chigasaki. A friendship is formed! Let the trials and tribulations of love begin! no yaoi, Ike x OC
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008
The Key to Survival NOT! by Skyskater reviews
The Naruto cast deals with emergencies in MUCH different ways that normal human beings. Has a 20 question theme sorta thing. Rated T just cuz I'm scared the lil kiddies will get the wrong idea about how to handle emergencies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Mezameru High School by RirinKamachi reviews
All the young ninja from Konoha go to a regular high school; no ninjutsu, no special powers, nothing. Just regular kids leading regular lives in a regular town… except most of the characters are rich.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Selfless by Dysfunctional Simile reviews
Chapter 400 spoilers ahead. OS. My birthday isn't something favourable, but Kisame's just an insistant bastard with too big of a heart. Very very subtle KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Chronicles of Arukas by Nagareboshi Star reviews
Summary: Sakura is a normal school girl in a modern world. But when this strange guy appears, telling her fantasy characters such as Mario and Link are real, things take rapid change. Be ready for Mario, Kirby, Yoshi, Samus, Link and many more! HIATUS
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Kisame's Little Crush by ILuvItachi reviews
Kisame is starting to fall for his partner in crime…hard. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? KisaIta, DeiSaso. Ch. 5 up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
annoying! by sasori-chibi reviews
fugaku always abused itachi and he tolerated it but what will happen when his lil ototuto get abused? NO YAOI just brother fic and alot of drama
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
To Be Announced by x012587Genin reviews
WOOT! Heres a little HidanXKakuzu thing i came up with while watching "the movie" in bio! Uh... obviously yaoi everyones fav. , HidanXKakuzu, ItachiXKisame, DeiXSasori and PeinXKonan... And most importantly, this is dedicated to my Kakuzu-kun! I LOVE YOU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Wildfire by Chibi StarLyte reviews
Through a series of events, Sokka and Zuko end up meeting and sharing an...interesting night together. What happens next? A SokkaxZuko fluffy fic, takes place after The Fury of Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sokka, Zuko
Invitation to the Wedding by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are secretly engaged and the big day is coming. They are both eager to begin their new lives together but they are shinobi and nothing is certain. Will they see their wedding day? Not everyone will survive. Shi X Tem, Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,568 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mission…Sickness? by 0-Ducky-0 reviews
What happens when the Kazekage gets sick? they ask for help! a Romantic Comedy with our favorite ninja's.ShikamaruXTemari,KibaXHinata,HinataXNaruto,NarutoXSakura,LeeXGaara.Most are just hints, mostly ShikaTemari.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Sugar Free by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
Hidan is being deprived of his sweets...What's happening to him now? Rated for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki At The Amusement Park by Cloudsofsand reviews
After they failed to capture the tailed demons; the akatsuki decide to change up their normal scheduel, and do somthing out of their character. Please Review. No Yaoi or Yuri Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Shrinked! by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,631 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
What the Fk: A Naruto Story by S123 reviews
Naruto, the way it should be. Rated M for swearing, inappropriate humor, and comedic violence. WARNING! THIS WILL CONTAIN OUT OF CHARACTER-NESS, SPOILERS, AND PARODY LEMONS. Thank you all for your reviews! your opinions are deeply appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Bloody Red Shadow by FormerlyXrewed reviews
Nara Shikamaru was kidnapped by Uchiha Itachi one rainy day. Two years later, he's come back to an Akatsuki! He's learned what Sasuke failed to, that hate is what keeps you alive. But there's one person who can change that. ShikaTema HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,989 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Hidan's Head by waterdragonrai reviews
What happen when Hidan makes it to the surface once again. Short one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Finding His Voice by Ally1313 reviews
-AU- After Tenten's brother left, things were going to be lonely. But then her family took in a foster child by the name of Hyuuga Neji. He was hurt, broken, and hadn't spoken a word in over two years. Tenten now has a goal- to help him find his voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Witch Dream by supernaturalbuffy reviews
Sam begins to have strange visions where the person he is dreaming about has a power over him both physically and mentally. Can the brothers figure out what is going on before Sam is lost to his visions forever? Limp!Sam, Protective!Dean, Some Hurt!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
Remote by Shio - Bliss Co reviews
Are you afraid of fire? Let's hope you aren't. 'cause I am. Save me, I can't breathe. Please I need air. Why is it so foggy? I can barley breathe now...I feel so tired. It's so warm and...please, I can't KisaIta SasuSaku NejiTen SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
OMG, Gaara fainted by Angel dice reviews
- Am I just imagining things or did the great Kazekage just faint! – asked Shikamaru not believing what he was seeing. - OMG! Temari our little bro just fainted! – Kankuro yelled
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Never Talk To Strangers by Cerulean Obtutus reviews
Sam gets a freaky stalker...Everything goes bad! not that good a summaries, and it is my first fic ever
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
Last Resort by nopenopenopenope reviews
Shikamaru had always been Ino's last resort, and when Sasuke gets a girlfriend that isn't her, she's sure in for a suprize. T for language, Shikatema Sasuhina, NaruSaku In that order Some ino bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Because I'd Cry For You by pikaa reviews
AU. FEMDEI/SASORI. Nagasaki Deidara gets kicked out of school and is put into a program to help her become a role-model student. But she finds it hard to turn a new leaf when her new school's filled with rich, snobby kids. Then, there's that Sasori guy...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
You Can't Stop me From being on my Own by kyotokat-tiger reviews
Why must all the fighting revolve around me and my brother? And now the new kid is hated as well because of who he is and because he hangs around with me. I put him through this and I can put him out. But what if I don't want him out? ShikamaruxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Gaara
Ran Out by IHateTheLog reviews
“Hey Itachi, un. Where's Kisame yeah?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Return by narashadow reviews
Akatsuki's back, and they have a knew member. Who is this new person, and why does he know so much about Konaha? Three years after Shippuuden series. T for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Shikamaru N.
A child changes everything by BatCatBunny reviews
Leader makes mistakes, making Fuyu, out of Hidan and Kakuzu's DNA, They will have to get used to the idea of being a family but is that even posible with Hidan's Ranting, and religion? OR with Kakuzu's greed, and short temper? kakuzuXhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Uncle Neji by forced2Bafangirl reviews
Neji would be the prefered babysitter for Naruto and Hinta, but what would happen the first time he babysat his nephew? Neji/TenTen Naruto/Hinata Shikamaru/Ino Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Troublesome Piggyback by AttentionDeficitDisorder reviews
When Shikamaru and Neji have a mission and Neji manages to hurt his ankle so badly he can't walk, Shikamaru's just going to have to carry him, no matter what Neji's pride is screaming at him. ShikaNeji fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Carry Me Home by NakuruAngel reviews
Lee is missing Gaara and chooses to drown this out in sake. Passing out in the forest, he's carried home by Gaara, who is visiting with his siblings. This starts a chain of events that could only pull them closer together. GaaLee, YAOI. No flames, R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Binge Pledging by dead drifter reviews
AU. Salesman/ Sasori. Naruto X Zelda Crossover. Akatsuki Crack. Sasori OD’s on Pledge, and ends up in an alternate world. Rape Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
AED by NoLifeChild reviews
Akatsuki Education, aka AED. After Deidara destroyed a village, the Akatsuki Organization is in deep trouble. What's Sir Leader plan? A Special Ed for potential Akatsuki members! Partial Parody. Oh yeah, Hidan still can't swear. Kisame has a child!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Kakuzu, Kisame H.
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Summer Day The Hyuga Plays by Gabbyrella reviews
Tenten pressed herself against Neji and coiled her arms around his waist. “You are warm.” She muttered, shivering pleasantly. “Who knew the human popsicle can feel soooo warm? ACHOO!” Neji blushed furiously in response. NejixTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Hostage Situation by TheGypsyGirl reviews
How could a normal school day turn out so bad? How could it result in the death of 5 students and 2 teachers? How could a school allow 5 of its most prominent students and their teacher to be kidnapped? This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Neji H., Itachi U.
The Utterly Random Kakuzu and Hidan Story by NoLifeChild reviews
FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Soraoi by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
Who is this mysterious girl from Shikamaru's past? and what is she hiding? This is about the story, not about hook ups, so if you don't like that, read something else. Mostly GaaraxOC pairing, ShikaxTem implied.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
My Danna's So Pretty! by aBoOm-Un reviews
Sasori is sick to the death of Deidara’s stupid jokes, his crazy complaining, blowing up stuff up, and simply Deidara in general. Yet, little does Deidara know that karma always comes back and bites you in the ass... [SasoDei, OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
No Such Thing by kirin-saga reviews
There's no such thing as a safe place to hide. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Neji H., Gai M.
Burn It All Up by SilentWater13 reviews
While Johnny is sick and the rest of the Fantastic Four is on a business trip, the Baxter Building is broken into by something that revels in pain and torture. Now they've decided to use Johnny as an example. Will Johnny's flame finally flicker and die?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2006
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Sweet Infuenza by DestinationLullaby reviews
Deidara's sick, what will Akatsuki do? DeidaraxSasori DeidaraxItachi if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Deidara
New Wave by Teddieox reviews
When love is concerned, age differences matters not. Because after all, younger guys are the best type of all. TemaShika [AU oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Aftermath by Teddieox reviews
ShikaTema. Of course they weren't in a relationship, right? It was a known fact.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Lessons by Purple Wasabi and a Panda reviews
Itachi is hit with a sound jutsu that makes him act oppostie of who he actually is, and Deidara is his caretaker. While caring for the immature, candycraving Itachi, Deidara learns some things about him. [ItaDei crackfic. Shounen ai! w
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Welcome to reality by Miss Written reviews
Sakura and everyone in Konoha is fainting, but why? Even Gaara and Sasuke faint! Whats going on and whats this about six years and a coma? Are the feelings the same in reality? R&R please! gdb
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Itachi no Jutsu by singingrain reviews
Itachi finally gets what's coming to him. He gets turned into a... CHIBI WEASEL! Veeery random and filled with Itachi induced fluffiness. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto: A New Story by gfhgjihm reviews
AvatarNaruto cross. Aang and the group come across two scrolls. Scrolls that call upon the spirits that are Kyuubi and Ichibi. But four ninja aren't exactly what they expected. Follow Naruto, Sauske,Shikamaru and,Gaara on their trip to defeat the firelord
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/11/2006
The Evil Inside by MCross reviews
On a visit to Imladriss legolas begins to feel sick. He hides this from his friends until matters take their own course. Why is he blacking out and why is his behaviour changing so rapidly? Can his friend's find out and help him before it is too late?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,282 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Of Ice Cream by Teddieox reviews
ShikaTema. Even though she's somewhat abusive, he can't help but love her...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
Vexation by supervivi reviews
Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
For Him by Teddieox reviews
Temari didn't know why she still hung around him. TemaShika. Sisterfic to 'Worth It'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Twister by Shadowfax220 reviews
The boys deal with something not at all supernatural...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,426 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Gaara's Day at The Beach by Inucha reviews
Basically, it's like sugar x Naruto. Oh wait, bad idea. Temari x Shikamaru, Tenten x Shino, Naruto x Himself. Humour. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Break Down by Teddieox reviews
Character death. I never expected to ever witness Shikamaru breaking down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Water Tribe Way by Muffytaj reviews
Katara has been caught by an evil rapist! Only Zuko is nearby! Oh the drama! The suspense! The ... utter parody. Do not read if you have a weak stomach, you have been warned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Words by Teddieox reviews
People. Loads of them need to stop and think before saying something. Shikamaru learns the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Rain by Kirai-chan reviews
After the war, Temari remembers why it rains. I guess the clouds do cry...for everyone... R&R Rating for suicide and character death. Some romance, mainly ShikamaruTemari and SakuraNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kogane Miguraki by Mini-Chobi reviews
What started out as an errand for the Hokage turns into a utter disaster for Shikamaru. What happens when you transform into a sexy girl that all the guys are after? THIS! Horrifying MarySue Parody. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Lady so Divine by Teddieox reviews
He hates being rescued, especially by her, yet she rescues all the time. TemaShika.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Worth It by Teddieox reviews
TemaXShika. Sometimes he wondered why he still was in the relationship. But then again...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Sickness by adestiny reviews
When Marth gets sick, it's up to Roy, Link, Zelda, Peach, and Samus to find a cure. It's a race against time, and love, and if they fail... Pairings inside.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
Konohamaru's Gift: The Ultimate Vacation by x se reviews
To get some alone time with Hanabi, Konohamaru ships Naruto and co. off on a vacation. But will our heroes survive chaotic train rides, perverted teachers, stalkers, and other misadventures? Find out! (Many pairings, no yuriyaio though)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,447 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004
Like A Fairytale by Stardrops reviews
Faced with difficult decisions about his future, Draco forms unlikely friendships. A passionate romance is sparked – but is not as secret as he supposed. Someone is stalking Draco at Hogwarts – suddenly, keeping himself and Harry safe is very complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,078 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Heroes of Konoha by RedLotusNin reviews
Orochimaru and the Sound take over Konoha, and all the heroes are said to be dead, but 15 years later a boy named Oshiro Takai discovers the past through his dreams. Along with Shikamaru, the two must go on a quest to find the rest of the heroes. [Paused]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
Shikamaru's Wrath! by RedLotusNin reviews
When Shikamaru's stuffed Deer goes missing, Shikamaru goes mad. As in Psycho Mad Watch Shikamaru in this parody as he Goes on a killing streak, murder has never been so fun. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Shikamaru N.
World's End by Child of Magick reviews
Elves aren't supossed to get sick. But when Legolas falls ill... Legolas finds help from an unexpected source.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004
Hot Springs by Link and Luigi reviews
The four teachers have decided that their students are working too hard. So, just to show how kind and nice they are, they send them to a resort hotel with... hotsprings! Something is BOUND to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Soulless by ckret2 reviews
Raven's mirror and emotions are destroyed, leaving her an empty shell. Neither happy nor sad, angry nor amused, she is soulless. Only Beast Boy can bring her emotions back. Very slight BBR.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
Verto Genus by Solus Rom Veritus reviews
Harry finds out Draco is a Veela after casting an unknown spell that will change their lives. . .HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,062 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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His Name Was Mark reviews
Wally suggests the team head to a club called 'Glycerine'. Connor gets wrapped up in a stranger, and soon sets off protective streaks in the rest of the team. ConnerxOC (I will update this as soon as I get Microsoft back!)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Konoha Highschool for the Gifted reviews
AU- Drabble series- The Akatsuki in highschool with special abilities. lots of hilarity and pairings. READ AND REVIEW PLZ!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Angelic Possession reviews
AU- "Itachi, stop you're gonna kill him!" He squeezed even harder, strangly satisfied when he felt bones crack. "He does not need you. You all have tresspassed and now you will die." "What happened to you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Itachi U., Orochimaru