Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Young Justice.
Name: Do you really want to know?
Hobbies: reading and or writing, drawing, going on DeviantArt.con and Fanfiction.net, listening to rock and or metal or stalking my fave wrestlers.
Description -The Friday Night Delight-
-I'm a Peep-
-But currently an Ortonite-
-The general of Cenation-
-A Mizfit and Mofo-
-A Kanenite and Acolyte-
- WAS and Edgehead but he LEFT-
I like dark stuff and am obssessed with possession or being out of your mind. Iunno. John Morrison is my stalkee and BATISTA'S coming to UFC!!!!
Follow me on Twitter!!! The name's JomoNoMofo.
FAVE NARUTO COUPLES
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a dream about being the coolest and most skilled person in a movie you just saw copy and paste this to your profile
If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile
If you drool when Jomo gets hurt and arches his back, copy and paste this on your profile!
The same if its when Drew's around...
If you want to puul out a sawed-off when that RETARDED chick starts singing 'Which seat can I take?' copy and paste! And don't forget to hide the body and yell, "That special seat next to Mephistofoles BITCH!"
CUTE BUT DEADLY IS THE CHIBI AKATSUKI MOTO
copy and paste if you are a akatsuki fan! Seriously! And add your name below!
Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
shikamaru and temari
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
dont have the time . i have a live ya know
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
i have two mangas, a profile book, a sketch book, and a planner, and a sticker, and a sketch of my own character.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
naruhina. but only because sakura deserves to suffer and be with no one!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
team gai. 1) cuz neji and tenten rule, 2) cuz neji-kun is quite hot.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
maybe. he might have that mask on to hide the destruction that boulder left.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
-Duh! I know Yondaime Hokage is Naruto's dad! I've guessed since I saw Yondaime!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
hidan or zetsu-kun
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
-Anti-Sasuke. He sucks. He killed Deidara T.T
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
- Seriouly? That is the simplist question!
17. Sub or dub?
- sub. thats the way its always been for me.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
- Anti-Sakura. SHE KILLED SASORI!! MAY SHE DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
ugly nerd duh!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
a little bit of both really
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
deidei-kun cuz he could act gay and like tobi-kun
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
- HELL YEAH!!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
i try to but i just dont get the doc downloading part.
27. Do you like lemons?
yes they are cute actually.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
not really. ptobably only naruto and shika-kun
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
nope. guess i gotta try it.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
-Yeah! They're totally lol!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
i got my cousin hooked for a while.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
no. my freind tariqs brother draws them tho.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
nopes. i had a picture tho. she said they look weird. my teacher was pretty laid back most of the time.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
school life yes but grades no. it changes my school life cuz i talk about it all the time and half my class knos that i have a huge crush on shika-kun.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
thank kami no.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
- F NO!! IM A F GIRL!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
i only drew my character and shikamaru and i have no gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
-Come on chicks! He has the hairstyle of a chicken's ass!!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
yea. omiko and kagura but kagura kinda belong to my sister.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
so damn hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
-OMFG! 0.o thats uchihacest
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
-Temari and Zestu? Sand Princess and Plant? No thank you!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
-5 and 9...atleast they're different genders!
7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
-No... No. No!
8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
-otre;wyuigaigthsufouychgtoiueugiouwuht! dies of brain malfunction
9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic
-Leader tells Itatchi that he's ugly (noo!)
10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
-0.o dies of shock
13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
-'Damn where hell is my sake!'
14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
- probably 'Brother by Dark New Day'
15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
- i was probably high so dont expect it to be make sense.
16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP
"Yea, and Randy was saying how he had some Cheriokee in him and-" "Wait!! HAhahahahah! Oh God! What did you say?! WTF is Cheriokee????"- Me, my sis and my mom, and our friend Chenice were in the car. Chenice failed trying to tell us about Randy Orton's background. We were laughing so hard my mom had to pull over. We sat there laughing for about 10 minutes.
We go to dinner and some guy comes over and just slaps you in the face. If your with me...then you just got slapped. 'Cuz if he don't give a shit about your face then I know he don't give a shit about mine.- Kevin Hart
You must want me to lay the SMACK DOWN on your ass!- my sister
-EPIC DOOR CRASH- HE KNOOOOOOWS!!!!!!- Dane Cook on pedophiles.
Foolish little brother. You lack hatred. (pfft. and balls.) -Itachi hotness
Holy cape crusaders, Batman! - Robin. (My mom said this when we were watching the movie and I died laughing.
A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this day. -Legolas. Hottest mofo in Middle Earth.
You are obviously on the wrong side of the rainbow.- me and my sister. Honestly I loves gay ppl.
Even when I fall,will you still believe? Even when I'm lost will you still believe?- Killswitch Engage, Save Me
I'm Batman.- Dean_ Yeah, your Batman. -Sam
Eliot is John Morrison and Billy Ray Cirus put in one.- me and my mom.
"We don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom."- John Morrison -mah hubby-
"What the hell? DUde, don't sneak up on me like that!"
"You just Houdini'd your way in here! Wha if I had a knife in my hand?"
"Then you would've gotten stabbed. The Deadman wouldn't want me dead and he'd be pretty pissed before you could even get a good grip on the handle."- Random convo with me and my sis. She's ruthless.
STORIES I WILL TRY TO GET PUBLISHED-
Dire Thirst for Blood.- Ike is possessed by a demon and is blood thirsty. Who can keep Him from slipping into total darkness?
Konoha Highschool for the Gifted- highschool life naruto style. Madara is a crazy teacher that will kill for Itachi's love. And the power she carries inside her.
Angelic Possession- Itachi is dragged along with the rest of the Akatsuki gang to a haunted mansion to what's what. What Itachi has in store for him is something no one expected.
(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:
Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Kakashi: Did you take your medication this morning Hokage?
3rd Hokage: Did you take your shut the hell up this morning?!
Lee: I fight emo and all of its cutters and you sasuke, are the first on my list!
3rd Hokage: Finally I can enjoy my retirement in peace.
Ninja Guard: Sir, the Fourth hokage just died.
3rd Hokage: Goddamnit!
Kakashi: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Kurenai: It was seven minutes ago!
Kakashi: Yup yesterday.
Itachi: Fear my Monicle Attack! I will make you caramelldance for the next 72 hours!
Kakashi: Oh noes! I am about to pass out... 'THUD'
In Other News... New fav pairing...
Connorxany buff dude really... except for Superman. Hes an asshole.
OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB
-95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
-I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the supernatural, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile.
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