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“She’s as big as four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck all, but she takes no bullshit from anyone.”
― M.R. Carey, The Girl With All the Gifts

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,246 - Follows: 5,590 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walk With Me? by windchymes reviews
Bella makes a decision she believes is for the best, but it seems the universe doesn't agree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,513 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Barely Breathing by chocaholic123 reviews
A tortured professor consumed by a secret. A quiet student who catches his eye. He's barely existing. She's young and innocent. When she enters his hellish world, it shifts…again. AH. Short drabblish chapters from WitFit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 35,968 - Reviews: 7323 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Féileadh Mor by shellyduran reviews
Bella and Rose aren't expecting much when they walk into their favorite Friday night bar on a dreary Saturday evening until a hot guy in a kilt walks by. Kiltward with a nod to JAMMF. Dedicated to Valwaltzing and Jo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5355 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 3,158 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20288 - Favs: 13,357 - Follows: 5,517 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5745 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
24601 by giselle-lx reviews
"The thing that Edward can't admit is that you don't let go of who you are." One-shot, canon, first-place winner of the The Canon Tour New Moon Round.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jasper
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7175 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ties That Bind by NicoleTwilight reviews
Edward's POV of Bella's pregnancy, burning and awakening in Breaking Dawn. Covers all the missing moments with Edward, Bella and the Cullens, and what they went through. See what happened after Bella ran into Rosalie's arms at the airport...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,126 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14494 - Favs: 7,614 - Follows: 5,350 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5045 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14336 - Favs: 15,741 - Follows: 8,422 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5927 - Favs: 9,901 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trances and Beginnings by flute-genevive reviews
Entry for the Lion Lamb 15,000 member contest. 1st place fanfiction winner. Esme tells the story of Edward's love life, before, after and during Bella. Structured around TS Eliot's "Portrait of a Lady".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. "We were working up to this. It was still too much for me; the venom would drop like mother’s milk and I’d have to pull away, away from her. And our wedding was only a week from now." ECBS one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete