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My name has changed a number of times at the moment it is Short-stacks-little-pirate but you probably figured that out
Hi my names Ellie but my mates call my Diviney,Jumpnow!,Ell or Ells to name a few.
My favourite books are the Torchwood books and Prophecy of the sisters.
My favourite movies are Cars, Monsters inc., sweeny todd, nightmare before christmas,pirates of the caribean, kick ass, corpse bride, and Finding Nemo, basically any Disney Pixar movie or any movie with Johnny Depp in :)
My favourite tv shows are The Mighty Boosh,Torchwood,Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who,Qi,Nevermind the buzzcocks and mock the week.
Favourite musicians consist of; Short Stack, Miranda Lambert, Boyce Avenue, The band perry, Lady antebellum, Blake Shelton, Brantley Gilbery, Eric church and Jason Aldean
My hair is naturally brown but i now have purple hair. Woo!
I love music especially country music, and play the guitar and piano.(even if im not very good at playin them)
Half Breeds and Mutts
All clothes, cars and other stuff! = http://www.polyvore.com/half_breeds_mutts/collection?id=586779
current Favorite pairings: // Jacob x Leah / Edward x Leah / Jasper x Leah / Nahuel x Leah / Emmett x Leah / Embry x Leah / Sam x Leah / Marcus x Leah / Caius x Leah / Carlisle x Leah // Jasper x Bella / Jacob x Bella / Paul x Bella / Edward x Bella / Carlisle x Bella / Emmett x Bella / Peter x Bella / Caius x Bella / Aro x Bella // Edward x Rosalie / Emmett x Rosalie / Jacob x Rosalie / Jasper x Rosalie / Carlisle x Rosalie // Jasper x Alice / Emmett x Alice / Jacob x Alice / Aro x Alice / Edward x Alice // Jacob x Nessie / Seth x Nessie / Alec x Nessie // Carlisle x Esme // Aro x Jane / Aro x Sulpicia // Marcus x Didyme // Caius x Athenodora // Edward x Jacob / Edward x Jasper / Edward x Seth / Edward x Emmett / Edward x Carlisle // Jacob x Jasper / Jacob x Seth / Jacob x Emmett //Quil x Bella / Embry x Bella / Jared x Bella //
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
II have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
If your against stereotypes then paste this into your profile.
On with the stories