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Prince of Tennis
Monochrome Factor : AkiraxKengo
Junjou Romantica : MisakixUsagi
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
15 Things to do in Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
Prince of Tennis Survey Questions
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1. First off! What is your favorite school?
Rikkai, Hyoutei, and Seigaku. but i love them all.
2. Who is your favorite player?
3. What is your favorite tennis move?
Ack, too many!
4. Who is your favorite doubles pair?
Silver, Golden, Platinum, I like all of them though
5. What is your favorite tennis game in the series (who vs. who)?
Koharu and Yuujiro VS. Momo and Kaidoh
Yuujiro and Momo VS. Koharu and Kaidoh
6. What is your least favorite school?
Higa-chu, they're cheaters o;
7. Who is your least favorite player?
The ones I don't know the names of.
8. What is your least favorite tennis move?
9. Who is your least favorite doubles pair?
Any one of Higa-chu's ?
10. What is your least favorite tennis game in the series (who vs. who)?
Kite VS. Tezuka, Kite cheated.
11. Favorite pair (homosexual or straight)? Why?
Silver Pair (NiouxYagyuu) (NiouxMarui) Love~
12. Least favorite pair (homosexual or straight)? Why?
x/Sakuno or x/Tomo. and the three freshmen.
13. Any crack pairing/s?
14. Any weird pairing/s?
pairings with Horio, Kachiro, and/or Katsuo
15. Favorite story arc (Kantou Tournament, Nationals)?
16. Favorite catchphrase?
"Puri" and "Piyo" 17. Favorite TeniMyu?
17. Favorite TeniMyu?
Dream Live 1st and 3rd. also Sanada Dojo from Dream Live 4th
18. Least Favorite TeniMyu?
19. Favorite TeniPuri Family and episode?
The episodes which contain Rikkai, Hyoutei, and Seigaku and I mean FULLY not just for 5 minutes
20. Least Favorite TeniPuri Family and episode?
Can you even have one?
21. Favorite Soundtrack?
Koi No Gekidasa Ecstacy
22. Least Favorite Soundtrack?
23. Best Filler Episode?
Prince of Bowling, Prince of Billiards, Prince of Beach Volleyball, and Prince of Yakiniku
24. Crappiest Filler Episode?
That one episode where the random girl asks Fuji out on a date
II. TO BELIEVE OR NOT TO BELIEVE
1. Do you believe in the Ryoma/Sakuno Theory?
2. Do you think Atobe is gay?
psh, yea. For Jirou ~
3. Is the Rikkaidai Captain the bottom in his 'relationship' with his Vice-Captain?
Really? I thought he was top
4. Are all doubles players in love with their respective partners?
5. Is there any team that can beat Seigaku?
Rikkaidai, they will definitely win next time (I hope)
6. Is Jirou a narcoleptic?
People make him like that in most stories, but it's ok cause he's so cute ~
7. Can Kabaji speak?
yea~ Atobe's Gift
8. Why is Sengoku 'Lucky'?
he's a life-sized leprechaun
9. Does Dan like Akutsu?
10. Does Horio really have 'two years of tennis experience'?
i doubt it.
11. Is TeniMyu crap or just plain brilliant?
TeniMyu is definitely NOT crap
12. Is Fuji really in love with his buchou?
I hope Tezuka will find out soon
13. Should PoT be a shounen-ai anime?
o m g, do you even have to ask?
III. CHOOSE ONE.
1. Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyotei, Rokkaku, Yamabuki, St. Rudolph, Fudoumine, Shitenhouji, St. Rudolph, Josei Shonan or Higa?
Do I have to choose?
2. Golden Pair (Eiji/Oishi) or Silver Pair (Shishido/Ootori)?
Again, do I have to choose? But i'm kinda leaning more to Silver Pair.
3. Sakuno Ryuzaki or Ann Tachibana?
4. Sanada, Atobe or Tezuka?
Sanada..wait maybe Atobe..or Tezuka?
5. MomoRyo or RyoSakuno?
6. Royal (Atobe/Ryoma) or Imperial (Tezuka/Atobe)?
Royal, plus I like Tezuka/Fuji better
7. MomoRyo or KaidohInui?
MomoRyo, KaidohInui is just...
8. Left-handed player or right-handed player?
Can't I choose both?
9. Tango (Sanada/Atobe) or Waltz (Yukimura/Atobe)?
III. ANSWER THIS YOU SHALL
1. List all of the Characters you've fallen for.
Fuji, Eiji, Tezuka, Sanada, Yukimura, Marui, Niou, Yagyuu, Kirihara, Sengoku, Dan, Ryoma, Atobe, Jirou, Shishido, Choutaro, Gakuto, Yuushi, Shiraish, Kajimoto, Kenya, Kin-chan...etc.etc.
2. List all the moves that you wished you could do.
Um... all of them?
3. Pick ONE character that you would like to meet in person.
Niou..wait, Marui..no, Jirou...argh.
4. Any crossovers in mind?
None so far.
5. Any lookalike in other anime?
Haven't seen any
6. Which tennis match showdown would you die to see?
Same as Mitsukai20! Yukimura vs. Tezuka! That would be awesome!
7. Any person you would like to have a match with?
Niou, I want to hear him say "Puri"
8. The schools you want to be a part of the tennis club.
Seigaku, Hyoutei, Rikkai. But mostly Rikkai, their average of hot members is larger ;3
9. What do you like about PoT?
What's NOT to like?
10. Why is PoT the best anime there is?
It's perfect in ever which way
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Stop the Pairing Wars!
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
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I am proud to say that I am a child of God
I am proud to say that I am a child of God
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
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PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
How to do Naruto!
Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner
Stick ur hand in a electric box and scream chidori as u pass out
Roll ur eyes behind ur head and scream Byakugan
Dye ur head blond,black, or pink and try 2 run up a tree.
Trade in ur hat for a forhead protector
Claim ur gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan
Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline
Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu
List Anbu as current occupation on a job application
spout out a random character quote on command
Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"
When you run, you run with your arms behind you
Try to walk on top of a hot spring
When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage
Write your name in blood on a big scroll
Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter
You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
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FEMALE COMEBACKS!Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
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# Go into a building and set all the clocks ahead one hour (or behind, if you're really bold).
# Go to a park bench and walk around it in a circle. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them that you are making the earth turn (Someone has to keep it going).
# Go door to door selling individual M&M's (or Post-It-Note pads, paper, grass samples, toothpaste, cereal-by-the-flake or gram, or anything else you think might be amusing).
# Pretend to have a split personality. Maybe even three. Talk to yourself.
# While riding a bus, every time the bus driver applies the brake, yell, "We're going to crash! We're all going to die!" and duck in the fetal position under your seat.
# Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.
# When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
# Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
# Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
# Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
# Pay your electric bill in pennies.
# Drive to work in reverse.
# Polish your car with ear wax.
# Braid the hairs in each nostril.
# Write a short story using alphabet soup.
# Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
# Go up to people, ask their name, and give them a name tag.
# Communicate in mime.
# Count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
# Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
# Type using only appendages other than your hands (nose, feet, elbow, ears, etc).
# Do your math homework with an abacus.
# Learn all the world capitals.
# Write a novel.
# See how hot various items can get in the microwave(ie. olives, grapes, etc.)
# Make lists. Movies you've seen, unusual names, people you've met in your lifetime, kinds of writing utensils, etc.
# Alphabetize your books, cds, movies, etc.
# Color-coordinate your wardrobe.
# Compose songs using a touch tone phone.
# Disassemble items and try to put them back together (i.e. pens, TV, radio, calculator, cars, etc.)
# Build a card house.
# Stick plungers on the wall.
# Find out how close you can get your elbow to your mouth.
# Measure things.
# Order junk-mail.
# Hold your breath for as long as possible.
# Change all of your money to pennies.
# See what interesting things you can find in your nose.
# Sing the alphabet backwards.
# Make a big ball of rubber bands, tin foil, gum, etc.
# Decorate your bedroom with the foil off of gum wrappers.
# Play ping-pong with yourself.
# Make imaginary friends.
# Flip a coin --> best 51 of 101.
# Cook or bake something by Jello.
# See how much tabasco sauce or hot peppers you can eat without drinking water.
# Put your name on everything.
# Label everything.
# In alphabetical order, list all the words you know.
# Call every number in the phone book and see how many friends you can make.
# Talk to telemarketers.
# Read the dictionary.
# Count your toes .(Hey, you never know).
# Drink 12 shots of Vodka. Count your toes without falling over. Compare results to recent counting.
# Build a spaceship out of household appliances. Fly.
# Start a business. Sell grass, toothpicks, lamps, etc.
Drawing Here ya go!! sorry it took so long. published 9-21-09
Eavesdropping First one shot!! Niou and Yagyuu
I hope to do more NiouxMarui
One story I am co-writing with my friend
The Forgotten Prince Ryoma left the tennis world a year ago, now one year later he comes back, but not like his usual self at all! He is now a rock star, what happens when his teammates find out?