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Joined 04-18-09, id: 1906295, Profile Updated: 07-26-09
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my name is... you don't need to know that. i am a singer and actress. i have the rocker image i guess. black and insane hair? blahh. ill right more later. i want to read now.

My Best Friends-

Amber- BFF's since kindergarten! Wow, a long time. We are fans of music.

Kelsey- my blondie buddy! She is so awesome. She is a spaz, but i love her!

Jordan- my neighbor! Haha he is my skateboard buddy

Miguel- My guitar buddy. He was a senior, so he left, but he said he will come back.

Lesly- my Latina buddy. We are alike in so many ways. Drama, Singing, Dancing. Te amo Lesly! Usted es el mejor amigo de siempre!

Katy- My other half latina friend. She is my buddy. My Chemical Romance maniacs forever!

Nawoo- Amazing foreign exchange student from Korea. I love her! She is amazing!

my age: fifteen... and ready to drive!

location: yeah right. like im gonna tell u that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSec1aEBNWc&feature=related- This is a performance of Taylor Swift and Def Leppard singing one of my favorite songs ever!

here is my livejournal page-

God...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOU!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

"When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?"

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Once you go fangirl you can never go back.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Tell the truth and run.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn it... that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well... a bit late, huh?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO WAY NO WAY!! Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

-Best friends dont let u do stupid things...alone

-Stupidity kills. Unfortunatly, not fast enough


Wants to know what you want her to write about- Just message me! I'm stuck on what to write about.

-Jules


Flashing Lights

Cameras all around

Surrounding you everywhere

You try to get away

But they always follow

If you want to go

Make sure you sneak out the back door

The clicking

Makes you crazy

Didn’t ask for all of this

It’s insanity

Hiding from these people

They find you

Wherever you decide to go

Paparazzi

They don’t care what you think

They just want to see you at your worst

Screaming at them to go away

The paparazzi with their cameras

Are always looking for a good time

To take a picture

Paparazzi,

You can’t get away from them

They want a good story for the cover

Of a magazine

The paparazzi are just out for money

You’re on lockdown

Can’t get out of the house

They surround your window

They hope

To get a shot of you

When you’re not all glam

And on the red carpet

It’s hard

To get around

This mess of lights

You push youre way through

Say it back again

Let them know

How you feel about the

Paparazzi

They don’t care what you think

They just want to see you at your worst

Screaming at them to go away

The paparazzi with their cameras

Are always looking for a good time

To take a picture

Paparazzi,

You can’t get away from them

They want a good story for the cover

Of a magazine

The paparazzi are just out for money

They will bring you down

If you are not careful

Ignore them

They will only bring you hurt

Paparazzi

They don’t care what you think

They just want to see you at your worst

Screaming at them to go away

The paparazzi with their cameras

Are always looking for a good time

To take a picture

Paparazzi,

You can’t get away from them

They want a good story for the cover

Of a magazine

The paparazzi are just out for money

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Stories I'm Working on:

I Don't Want to Miss a thing


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I Don't Want to Miss a Thing reviews
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