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Joined 04-18-09, id: 1906320, Profile Updated: 08-12-12
Author has written 20 stories for Young Ones, Bottom, Doctor Who, Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, Sherlock, Little House series, and Thick of It.

Probably too old to be doing this but doing it anyway.


If you can't keep your socks under better control than that, you shan't be allowed to have any! -- Mike to Vyvyan


HILRED TO FOURTH DOCTOR: Confess!

FOURTH DOCTOR: All right, I confess ... I confess you're a bigger idiot than I thought you were.

-- "The Deadly Assassin"


How is the Master on mathematics?

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! He's almost up to my standard. -- Castellan Spandrell and the Fourth Doctor in "The Deadly Assassin"

It's too human in there for me. -- Ninth Doctor about Rose's family in "Rose"

Shut up, Wesley! -- Captain Picard


I was excellent. Everybody loved me. I love myself, and I like bums. -- Cardinal Richelieu

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Memory by theHuntgoeson reviews
Post-S3 Ep8. Many years have passed, and Gene has forgotten everything - until a visit to a long-abandoned flat sends him on a quest to rediscover his unremembered past.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
No More Yellow Dungarees by Ferret Coldfinger reviews
It's been twenty-five years... What became of the boys after the fateful lorry accident?
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Shut Up or I'll Kill You by RIPStitches reviews
Rick has a very disturbing dream, which may scar him for life. Slashy humour Rick/Vyv , nothing too graphic.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Tutor by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
SLASH. Originally posted to my LJ, Rick helps Vyvyan with his revision.
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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Something's gone wrong reviews
If the 12th Doctor turns out like Malcolm Tucker ...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., TARDIS, Malcolm T. - Complete
Gold Rush Doctor
Some gold miners in the Mother Lode wonder if their friend "Doc" is more than he seems.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Published: 2/23/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Adventure of the Fob Watch reviews
Formerly known as "Homo gallifreyensis." The full history of Sherlock Holmes. Actually a triple crossover with Star Trek TNG/Dr. Crusher. I've been meaning to continue this for some time but never found a way to do so. Now I have.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
The Doctor and the Cardinal reviews
The 13th Doctor goes back to 1788 to keep a promise to an unlikely friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - The Master - Complete
The Mark of the Corsair reviews
After his visit to House, the Doctor goes to Woodstock and finds the Corsair - alive.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, The Corsair - Complete
The Imprisonment of River Song
Having been convicted of murdering the 12th Doctor, River Song confronts her version of the Valeyard.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Nanogenes
I wrote this several weeks ago and didn't plan to post it, but then Elisabeth Slater died. It isn't about Sarah Jane, but ...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Grace H. - Complete
Becoming the Last of the Time Lords reviews
The end of the Time War.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - 8th Doctor - Complete
I ain't ever gonna feel better reviews
Chris unwittingly brings in some very special brownies. Everyone but Sam has some. Based on an episode of "Barney Miller." Someday I may write a proper crossover.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
The First Temptation of Gene Hunt reviews
Suppose you were Gene Hunt, 19 years old, just killed after making a boneheaded decision. Suppose someone offered to return you to your old life. What would you do? Sorry, this is all to it. Forgot to mark it complete.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Policy reviews
Why the Doctor doesn't get too involved with his companions. Scene: In the middle of "The Doctor Dances." Revised already .
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Deadly Winter reviews
DeSmet is starving, and Almanzo and Cap go after the wheat, and meet a very strange settler with a very long muffler. All right, I only wrote it because it struck me as a very unlikely crossover -- but I think it works.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Little House series - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - 4th Doctor - Complete
A Witty Little Knitter reviews
The story behind the famous scarf.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2009 - 4th Doctor - Complete
Change reviews
Anything - ANYTHING - I may say seems to constitute a spoiler. It's only 1,278 words, just read it. :
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Richie's inheritance reviews
Aunt Mabel, Richie's last surviving relative, dies, and Richie inherits millions of pounds. This leads to sex, drugs, violence and crap double-entendres, only in more luxurious surroundings. Special guest star: Ethel Cardew.
Bottom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
First patient reviews
A little known fact: Vyvyan treated Richard Richard - not once, but three times. Revised to correct minor error of usage, plus to clean up some stuff that bothered me and add things I thought about after the fact.
Crossover - Young Ones & Bottom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
The Unforgiven reviews
Vyvyan Basterd, now in his mid-40s and an established trauma surgeon in the United States, is forced to confront his past. **COMPLETED** Subject to revision.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Overhead at the beach reviews
A couple of strange English chaps named Richie and Eddie discuss their relationship.
Bottom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Vyvyan's Drunken Ramble reviews
Vyvyan is so drunk he'll even talk to Rick. Rating mostly for liberal use of "F" bombs, with hints of slashiness.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Poem reviews
Vyvyan gets a poem from Rick.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete