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 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Book fiend and music obsessed. Canzone Banner made by Dramallamadesigns: http:///albums/x243/lolaphilologist/thingspeoplegiveme/canzonebanner.jpg And a smaller one made by Angeleire: http:///albums/x243/lolaphilologist/thingspeoplegiveme/?action=view¤t=cignabanner.jpg There are some more really nice banners/buttons, which you can find on the forum, and I should put them here toooo. For La Canzone della Bella Cigne (or "Canzone" for short) Twilighted Forum Thread for Canzone, Including all the music IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MY AWARD-WINNING (worst story ever told) & HORRIFYING COLLABORATION WITH FEISTY AND NELSONSMANDELA, CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5623917/1/I_Wanna_Eff_You_Like_a_Masochistic_Lion Author's note regarding my story, "You Don't Know Me", and the age difference. My original idea was a sad story with absolutely no lemons. I was inspired by a song and a plot bunny to write that one. I wasn't going to write it, because it was too sad, but then I did anyway. It should be in my stories, and it's called "Two Hundred Years of Solitude." My apologies to Gabriel Garcia Marquez, but once I figured out how to write a whole sequel within the title I couldn't resist. The main point to that story is that I just see what happens if they have their original birthdays and Edward lives. and lives. Then the tragic aspect of that made me so sad I needed to make it up to them, so I modified the premise let Edward keep his birthday and cheated Bella's birthday back 50 years, because that's how long my awesome grandparents were married before Grandpa died. See? I'm not so bad. So anyway, the age difference for Bella and Edward in "You don't know me" was supposed to be more like Jane and Roger in Mad Men (awesome show btw, and sort of sets the tone for the time period) or even like Bogart and Bacall in real life. It is a significant difference, but they're both adults. And if you are concerned about age difference WITH vamps, I... uh, have no idea what to say to that. I'm pretty sure legal statutes don't apply to mythological creatures. |
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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 15018 - Favs: 13,771 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20614 - Favs: 14,568 - Follows: 5,859 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14939 - Favs: 12,736 - Follows: 8,420 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,290 - Reviews: 6895 - Favs: 5,094 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5570 - Favs: 7,513 - Follows: 5,424 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 4,749 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 10,635 - Follows: 6,938 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under a Killing Moon by in-a-requiem reviews
Bella is a firecracker on a mission. Edward is a bored and brooding vamp. Add a big secret. Insert Volturi. Hold onto your seats for the plot twists. M for language and sexuality E/B AU OOC Canon Pairings. Nominated for Best AU WIP in the Indie Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,796 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8298 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 8,688 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9650 - Favs: 10,458 - Follows: 5,429 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5195 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14662 - Favs: 17,780 - Follows: 9,035 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5772 - Favs: 6,967 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6098 - Favs: 11,188 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8300 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6395 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5726 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Red Sky at Morning by Princess Bertha reviews
Finally, finally, finally complete! Major BLACKWATER. Sequel to "Endless Daylight." Jake and Sam can't *both* be Alpha, can they? Nessie wants to go to school. No one's happy about Jake and Leah, except...the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,596 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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La canzone della Bella Cigna reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7381 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Canzone Outtakes reviews
Other points of view and outtakes from La canzone della Bella Cigna.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,784 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Hears a Who? reviews
Just a bit of fun, originally posted on Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Countdown. When your crush is your coworker and your work is all about sexual harassment training, does it take a supernatural event to finally make your move? Probably all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Hundred Years of Solitude reviews
AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Don't Know Me reviews
For the Age of Edward contest. AU, AH 1950's Chicago. Cynical lawyer and confirmed bachelor Edward Masen is looking for a secretary who can handle him. He gets more than he bargained for in the form of a shy, mysterious girl fresh off the bus from Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella