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MisaMisaLand Here!

This is my first time joining one of these sites!

Just wanna describe myself!


Black, shoulder lenth straight hair-with a full fringe(and a magenta streak in it)!

VERY DARK brown eyes,

Around 5ft,6/7 and skinny,

I wear glasses.


Hip-hop and Street dancing,
listening to MUSIC!(My ipod is my life!)

Favourite quote of the year!
'When life lifts you up to the highest, greatest peaks, you only have further to fall'-Subtlynice

Stuff that goes with my stories

Angel and Devil

The four leaf clover charm anklet (Imagine it on an anklet)


Copy And Paste Section!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think the whole Jacob/Nessie thing is WAY creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing Twilight Fanfictions...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (A Wolf or Lion! Oooh, yeah)

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Jacob Black, no matter if he explodes into a wolf, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile

If you think what Jacob did to Bella in Eclipse took guts, copy and paste this into your profile.

ffIf you love Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (mixed what? nationality? I'll go with that)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (I'm Filipino and Puerto Rican, that counts right?
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (relatively)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Actually I'm Asain, but I was born in Britain )
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (kind of redundant, theres a whole list of em, i think everyone can find one that applys to them)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENIFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Blinded Heart by celine-the adorkable one reviews
Bella Swan is an adoptive daughter and blind. What happens when she meets the Cullens especially she's not so human herself... Will sparks fly between her and Edward? But how? Will she meet her real family? A/V A/H Part supernatural so you don't freak! [marked as complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen by bree.the.vampier reviews
Better summary inside! Edward is a bad vampire locked up in hell. Bella is an angel in heaven. Something drastic happens and Bella is banished to hell for eternity. They lock her up with Edward in a 'jail cell'. What does Edward think of his new cell mate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Complete 180 by Dani Navy reviews
Bella moves to Forks, hoping to get through the little time she has. She meets Edward, quickly realizing they are more alike than different. Neither knows the other is holding a terrible secret. BxB, Vampire/Human, quick paced & complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,619 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kill Or Be Killed by Clarissa Frey reviews
She’s a lone vampire slayer, paid to keep the supernatural world a secret and wipe out vampires. He’s a hunter who deals with slayers. She's hired to kill Him. He’s to kill Her. What happens when they’re forced to work together for the safety of society?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,693 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What A Wicked Gang We Are by AroVolturi reviews
Edward left Bella on their wedding day. 96 years later Bella has been changed, has as new coven and holds a grudge. Whats happens when they meet again? Please Review! First FanFic, be nice. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
New Beginnings? Or old pick ups? by mskayla reviews
Edward leaves Bella and after two months of complete depression a new coven moves in across the street from Bella. Eli understands her pain. He is physically 18. Will he and Bella fall for eachother? Will Edward come back for Bella? What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Angel and Devil reviews
Post Twilight; Bella and Lottie OC weren't saved by the Cullens when James was after Bella. Now 200 years later they meet the Cullens again as the most lethal of the Volturi guard. Will they seek revenge or join the Cullen family again? READ TO FIND OU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete