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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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I am Bella's Replacement hear me roar by bemysevendwarves reviews
I have entered the Twilight world, where I know everything about Edward, i lick notes and pass them im classes, and table sex is soooo not on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward
Jasper and Emmett's Offical Cullen Annoyance Guide by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When you don't eat or sleep, it leaves you a lot of spare time. Some vampires study, some compose music and Jasper and Emmett annoy their family. Manipulating the emotions of others can be used for fun too... RATED M FOR SOME SEXUAL HUMOUR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Red Moon by RemyRems reviews
Spoof of New Moon. Going2make fun of it&give ppl ending they wanted. Edward leaves, Bella wants revenge so she tries2get edwards attention. But how? The computer bikini Jacob Hot Mike Newton Rosalie dies oddly...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,344 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Forever Broken by Holliie reviews
About 10 years after BD. Renesmee has a dark secret hidden from everyone except her mother, Bella. Sooner rather than later the rest of the family WILL have to find out. What's Nessies Secret? And who's coming back for her? NOT a renesmeexJacob story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bridget In Trouble by DrkAngel20 reviews
Bridget is hiding a secret, and the only person that knows is her brother Perry, and her bestfriend Tibby. Would she have enough courage to tell the rest of the Septembers, and her boyfriend Eric?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Kindle My Heart by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."I sat here, tucked away in my little asylum, tucked away from the world. It didn't matter if I was alive or dead. Nothing mattered now." Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. The tragic past of our favorite vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Know You Are Obsessed With Twilight When by feather-of-the-heart reviews
51 reasons that prove you are obsessed with Twilight. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009
Random Crackfics and Spoofs about Breaking Dawn by theshowerciara reviews
So, I'm trying to fix some of the plot holes BD gave us, so here's some total crackfic and spoofs. Includes Jasper eating Renee and Phil, and Tanya asking Edward to MARRY her!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
honeyMOONING by DimentionQueen reviews
For yayme2012s Breaking Dawn Contest Bella and Edward's wedding has finally arrived, and all heck has broken loose. Bella gets drunk, Edward's in a Speedo-induced coma, the caterer insists on cat food, and Jasper bites a national pop icon! CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,592 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Poking Fun at the Twilight Saga reviews
Ever wonder how many times Edward is described? Want to know a list of "That's what she said"? Bored, lifeless, or just want to laugh about all things Twilight? Written out of LOVE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Finding who I am
When Lyric finds herself to be different than she was before, what does she do the figure out what she is? Can she ever get over the horror? First fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,316 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Albino? reviews
We all know that Bella is part albino, but what if she was hugely mistaken? What if a horrible theory turns into a fight to save who she loves? Summary stinks, rated T just incase.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella
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