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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Inuyasha, and Hush, Hush.


Hi thar! my name is chelsea aka seashell, chibi_wiccan, and something wicca this way comes. oh, and masha. if you're reading this, i suggest you run. fast. now, is there anyone left? well, then enjoy my profile


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1. Kathryn
2. Keshawn
3. Nathan
4. Nichelle
5. Michi
6. Gloria
7. Athena

How did you meet 3?
hehehehehe it's a really long story... okay so what happened was that Nathan and his sister Nichelle were kinda loners at the beginning of eighth grade year, and i kinda thought Nathan was cute. When i told Keshawn, she insisted that we go to talk to them, and dragged me over to introduce ourselves. Nichelle warmed up to us first and started to hang out with us, and eventually Nathan followed.

Would 4 and 7 make a good couple?
Nichellay and Athena? Athena may be bi but Nichelle doesn't roll like that. besides Athena has a bf already.

Do you love 2?
Hellz yeah i do but not like that. No homo. :)

Have you kissed 1?
O.O! no, thank god, and i really don't want to.

How did you meet 4?
Read the first answer.

Is 5 nice?
Michi is verrrrrrry nice, almost TOO nice.

Is 7 in a relationship?

Who makes you smile?
all of them do. i love my besties :)

Which can you sit with in silence without it being awkward?
Athena, Michi, Gloria, Kathryn

When was the last time you saw 4?
hmmm... last time i saw Nichelle was at Kathryns birthday.

Do you see 3 a lot?
about as much as i see the rest of them (minus Athena, her i see everyday)

Does 6 love you?
i think so but definitly only friendship.

Describe 4 in 3 words?
loud, funny, caring

What was the best time you had with 2?
going to go see New Moon with her and Kathryn. was soooo much fun

Who is the loudest?
Nichelle or Athena. they're tied

Do you know when 6's birthday is?
yup June 23 :) .,.. i think... sometime in June!

Does 1 live close?
no... :(

Who on your top 7 do you spend the most time with?
Athena, i see her every weekday

Whats your relationship with 6?
we're super close, text all the time, talk on the phone, the works

Tell us about number 7
very loud, but she's fun to be around and loyal to a fault/

How old is the oldest?
Athena, she's seventeen i think.

How old is the youngest?
Nichellay, she's thirteen

How old is 1?
Sixteen. :)

Have you ever been really pissed off at any of them?
Nathan once. but otherwise, nope :)

Do you love any of them?
I love all of them :) ohhhhhhh you meant LOVE love. like i'd say that!

Why is #1 in that spot?
She's the first one i met.

2 comes over to your house and tells you they love you, what do you do?
"Uhh i love you too man but i dont roll that way."

All of the people in your top 7 are in one room, what is going on?
In the eternal words of my friend Kathryn (and you can read this on her profile) "chaos, pigs flying, hell freezing... just a normal day for us"

Which one have you known the longest? How long?
Kathryn, Seventh grade

Do you/have you ever gone to school with any of them?
I go/have gone to school with all of them :)


Find out if you are more like a girl or guy!

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing


hmmm... turns out i'm more like a guy.


Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Nothing really. Things don't like to stay in my mind very long. They hate solitary confinement.

Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Taking this quiz. What kind of question is that?

Honestly, have you done something bad today?: hmmmm... Depends on what you mean by bad

Honestly, would you rather watch disney channel or discovery channel?: Disney. Phineas and Ferb is on that channel!

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My dad.

Honestly are you jealous of someone right now?:Yes, insanely.

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: When my ex talks about the girl he cheated on me with.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?: hehehehehehe... yes. It's a nervous habit, just like cracking my knuckles.

Honestly, do you wish you could see someone right now?: Yes. My best friends.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: Yes.

Can you blow a bubble?: Yep! :D

Can you dance?: pffft! I can't dance for crap.

Can you do a cart wheel?: if by doing a cartwheel you mean sorta twisting around in the air a little before falling on my ass, then yes.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: no but my dad can! :)

Can you whistle?: Not very well.

Can you wiggle your ears? : Nope, and i really don't wanna learn.

Can you roll your tongue?: huh?

Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Yeah. It really freaks out my friends too.

What do you do when you’re mad?: I write out my emotions.

What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: I don't really know. I'm not mad that often.

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Not that i can think of, no.

Ever really cried your heart out?: Yes. Multiple times. Not something i would reccomend doing.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Look at the answer to the question above.

Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Once or twice.

Do you cry when you get an injury?: Not really. Not anymore.

Do certain songs make you cry?: Nope. For some reason, songs don't do that to me, but books and movies do.

Do certain movies make you cry?: That one scene in Bolt where Bolt finally finds Penny in the inferno gets me every time.

Are you usually a happy person?: For the most part.

What makes you the happiest?: A good book. Or a hug from my friends.

Does being with your friends make you happy?: Yes. I love my friends soooooooooo much :)

Do you believe in yourself?: I guess so.

Do you wish you were happier?: Yeah. Life kinda sucks right now... but I know life will get better.

Is being happy overrated?: Heck NO!

Can music make you happy: Yes. It does constantly.

How many times have you had your heart broken?: Three times.

Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: Yes. And I still do.

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Yes. Almost every day.


Do you hate anyone?: My stpefather

Have you ever been on a hate list?: Yup. And she's on mine

Are you a mean bully?: I don't think so.

Do you hate George Bush?: Hello, who doesnt?!

Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Yes

Do you think you're good looking?: No

Do you wish you could be someone else?: Nope. I love me. :)

What is your current hair color?: Dirty blonde.

Current piercings?: Only in my ears, although i dont wear earrings

Have any tattoos?:No, but I wish! :D

Straight hair or curly?:Eh sorta in the middle


Shirt?:Ummm... yes?

Pants?:(sarcastically) nooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Necklace(s)?:Yup, the one with my ring on it.

Shoes?:Nope! Happily barefoot. -

Hats?:Nope, i don't wear hats... unless it's my Kirara hat.


Hugged someone: No, I live under a rock, and so have no one to hug. OF COURSE I"VE HUGGED SOMEONE!

Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Again, I wish...

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No, thank God.

Laughed so hard you cried?: Yep. A few times.

Got in a fight with someone?:hmmm... what do you mean by fight?


Person you talked to in person?:My younger brother.

Person you talked to online?: One of my bestiest friends in the whole wide world.

Person you hugged?: My dad.

Last person you hung out with?: Another of my besties.

Last thing someone said to you?: "Hey Chelsea c'mere!"

Last thing you said out loud?: "What?!"


Do you like surveys?:Depends on the survey.

Do you get along with your parents?: For the most part, as long as I have my cell phone.

Do you have mental breakdowns?: ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooo... (darts around suspiciously)


Current mood: Content. I'm online. :)

Current music: "I Miss You" by Blink 182

Current hair style:Short, down to my shoulders

Current thing I ought to be doing: ... idk...

Current windows open: Fanfiction, Facebook :)

Current desktop picture: A pic of Inuyasha and Kagome cuddling

Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Nope :) I may slap ppl around but i'm not that bad.

Did you ever run away from home?:No, but i've thought about it. Numerous times.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?:Once.

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Again, once.

Do you know how to swim?: Nope. Sadly.

Do you like roller coasters?: HELL YES!!

Do you own a bike?: Ya but i don't use it.

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Are you kidding me? eating that stuff would be cruel and unusual punishment!

Does hair loss run in your family at all?:...sadly... I'm scared

Does your family have family picnics?: No! sooooo happy about that

Have you ever been to the ocean?:Yep! I loved it sooooooooooo much

Have you ever painted your nails?: Got my black nail polish on right now!

How tall are you?: Too tall.

How much money do you have on you right now?: none. I = broke

What are you listening to?: "I Miss You" by Blink 182

What is the weather outside?: uhh... dark.

What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Olive Garden :D

What was the last thing you had to drink?: Milk... sadly.

What was the last movie you watched?: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs :) (giggles) STEVE!

1. Chels
2. Noel
3. Chibi

1. Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders!!
2. The occasional horror movie
3. Living without my soulmate.

1. Spending time with friends
2. Spending time with my ex
3. Spending time in my other home... the internet.

1. Spiders.
3. Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders!!

(in order)
1. Friends
2. Internet
3. Other (things like sleep, food, liquids... etc.)

1. My ring on a string :)
2. T-shirt
3. Skinny jeans

1. Friends
2. Internet
3. Reading/writing/listening to music

1. A hug
2. Chocolate
3. For my effing hiccups to go away

1. Translator
2. Producer for my friends band
3. Working in a bookstore (think about it; EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT!!)

1. Japan
2. Hawaii
3. Fiji

1. Learn to play piano
2. Write a hideously popular novel (like Twilight -- no disrespect to the greatest book ever written. It's not it's fault the movie was crap on a cracker)
3. See Japan/ learn Japanese.


Favorite Quotes:

Nathan: I'm going to tag your house with a 64 pack of crayons, and while I'm at it, I'm going to go steal free coupons for Stater Brothers! (OMG XD those were the days)


Bella: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Bella: I don't want to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward: You knew that?

Bella: So what you... you read minds?
Edward: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.
Bella: Is there something wrong with me?
Edward: See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
-Edward Cullen


Jack Sparrow: (looking at all the swords) Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".

(Walks over to Commondore)
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
(Turns to Elizabeth)
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth. It would never have worked out between us, darling.
(Elizabeth looks confused)
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry. Will. Nice hat.
(Will smiles)
Jack Sparrow: (Jack runs up to the edge of the balcony and turns to everybody) Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that...
(Falls off balcony)

Jack Sparrow: (Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum) No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a-vile-drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: (with his back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man) Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: (startled) I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: (turning around) Elizabeth!
(to Gibbs)
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: (sing-song) I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow: (to Pintel and Ragetti) Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Marty: Do we have a heading?
Jack Sparrow: Ah! A heading! Set sail in a general...
(points around vaguely)
Jack Sparrow: THAT way direction.

(Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order)
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: No, what ARE you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: NO! What ARE you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship IS givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
Jack Sparrow: chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
(Jack and Barbossa stare at him)
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: (to Pintel) I'd vote for you.

Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: (nods) Aye.
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: (pause) Larry.

Will Turner: (during the final battle) Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do.
Will Turner: Great!
(more fighting)
Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will Turner: I do.
(more fighting)
Barbossa: As Captain, I now pronounce you...
(interrupted by fighting
Barbossa: You may kiss...
(more fighting)
Barbossa: ...You may kiss...
(more fighting)
Barbossa: ...JUST KISS!


Officer: Do you have anything to say?
Alfred Borden: Abracadabra.
(The Prestige)


List 12 of your characters from you fandom in no particular order (I actually have two, so to save space, I'll do them both here)

1. Jacob (Inuyasha)

2. Edward (Kagome)

3. Bella (Sesshomaru)

4. Renesmee (Sango)

5. Seth (Kirara)

6. Leah (Miroku)

7. Jasper (Sota)

8. Alice (Kohaku)

9. Emmett (Kikyo)

10. Esme (Kagura)

11. Carlisle (Rin)

12. Mike (Koga)

1. Ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Leah/Carlisle or Miroku/Rin... Carlisle and Leah do not work and Miroku is no pedophile... or is he? O.o

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Renesmee and Sango... ah, you DO realize im straight right?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Mike got Alice pregnant and... Koga and Kohaku?! i dont want to think about it

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Emmett? yeah. Kikyo? i imagine they exist, but i avoid those. hate that bitch

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Edward/Leah is just sick. Kagome/Miroku... i dont want to think about it

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

the twilight couples are frikkin sick. Kirara/Kikyo or Kirara/Kagura id choose Kirara/Kikyo since Kirara isnt human and doesnt really have a partner. And Kikyo gets lonely... even though i hate her

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Jasper walks in on Edward and... Mike...(shudders) i will now slide a steel door over my eyes to prevent that image from entering my brain... and Sota walks in on Kagome and Koga. I suppose he would just be a little freaked.

8. Suggest a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Bella/Esme?!... ok moving on... and Sesshomaru/Kagura. Well i guess for the SxK it could be "Bring Me to Life"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jacob/Alice... i cant think of any but i bet theyre out there. And... Inuyasha/...Kohaku. FRIK NO!!

10. Make up a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jasper/Mike... not going there... Sota/Koga is a little more imaginable. Koga, miserable after Kagome rejects him, finds the well and accidentally falls through. When he lands at her shrine and picks up her scent, only to find her little brother, Sota comforts him. RATED K!!

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Alice... ah... "Single Ladies" fits her the best, i think. and i got nothing for Kohaku.

12. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Seth and Kirara. Ive read fics with them but not about them.

13. What would happen if Three walked in on Eight and Five having sex?

Bella walked in on Alice and Seth... Oh... My... Gawd. Badness would occur. and Sesshomaru walked in on Kohaku and... Kirara?! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!

14. What might Nine scream at a moment of great passion?

Emmett... probably "ROSALIE!!" and Kikyo... :P i got nothing

15. How emo is Seven?

(laughs hysterically)jasper is SO emo! Sota really isn't though

16. Write a Sexy Ten/Three title

Esme/Bella... once again, not going there. Kagura/Sesshomaru is much easier "Blowing Winds"

17. Write a Romance Four/Eight title.

Renesmee/Esme... pass. Sango... Kohaku... No incest please. O.o

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jacob and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Emmett runs off with Renesmee. Jacob, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Carlisle and a brief unhappy affair with Mike, then follows the wise advice of Seth and finds true love with Bella... so Jacob is gay, then finds Bella and realizes he's bi... 0.o... moving on...

Inuyasha and Sota are in a happy relationship until Kikyo runs off with Sango. Inuyasha, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Rin and a brief unhappy affair with Koga, then follows the wise advice of Kirara and finds true love with Sesshomaru... eeeew


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If you've yelled at inanimate objects for being mean copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile (bwahahahahaha! rubs hands together evilly)

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, Copy and paste this in your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. (GO THREE DAYS GRACE! GO LINKIN PARK! GO ALL OTHER BANDS I AM FAR TOO LAZY TO TYPE! YEAH!)

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? If you are random and you know it copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are planning world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever lost your train of thought in the middle of a sentence, copy this into your profile.

If you know what Suger-Honey-Iced-Tea is, copy and paste this

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Everyone knows how to be good. Everyone knows how to bad. Some people be bad to have fun others because they hate being good. If your one of the few people who like being good MOST of the time then put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile


If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror - I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.

I try to take my days one at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once. Usually when I'm eating french fries or peanuts or something else they like.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states

What do you do if you're riding a giraffe and getting chased by a lion? Answer: get your butt off the merry-go-round and whatever else you happen to be on

If the world were a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door.

I'm the type of girl who can watch a hundred horror movies and never get scared, but who will scream at the top of her lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.

Never, ever, ever try to make a grilled cheese in the toaster.

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

When life gives you lemons, you'd better wait for some sugar first or you'll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade

Don't take life too seriously - none of us are going to get out alive, anyways.

Every time someone hands me a brouchure it's like 'hey, mind throwing this away for me?'

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Whoosh!

Needing someone is like needing a parachute: if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in choclate.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your family belongs to it, and some day you might, too.

95 percent of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers (Or Miley Cyrus/ Justin Beiber...) were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 percent who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP JUMP JUMP"

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib

Regular lions say ROAARR.


Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

"A day without sunshine is know...night"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. They're also the kind that would spend hours upon hours trying to drown a goldfish... but they know i love them

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing, more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" type of thing

If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you

Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.'

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

"He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the most perverted mind."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like. When life gives you people you don't like, push them off bridges.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

I ran with scissors, and lived!

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Two men walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

RAWR! I ate my eraser! -cough-

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

¸„ø¤º°¨ ~~~~Rocks!!~~~~°º¤ø„¸


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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done

(this is hilarious)

Man: Girl, you must be a thief because you stole my heart.
Woman: Hun, I only steal valuable things

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So... Your a girl huh?
Woman: No, no i'm not

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (whats funny is that i would do half of this crap for my bff's)

FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS will ask if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS take yours and shout, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS will help you with your drug problem. BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you.

FRIENDS hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS are probably the reason they are after you in the first place

FRIENDS let you make an idiot of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS will help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS won't let you go away

FRIENDS will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS will help you move. BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS help themselves... and are the reason why you have no food...

FRIENDS call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS ask you for your number. BEST FRIEND asks you for their number (read that carefully)

FRIENDS borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS lose your stuff and tell you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crowds ass for leaving you

FRIENDS knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS you have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS already know not to tell.

FRIENDS will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS are for life.

FRIENDS would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS will repost this crap. ( love ya kappy... and anyone else from geeksquad who happens to look at this)

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

One for the Girls!!
1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! (the best are bold)
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY (once again, the best are bold)

(In an elevator)

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them, then press the wrong buttons.
26. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
27. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
28. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
29. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
30.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

(at work)
1. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
6. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
7. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
8. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
9. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
10. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
11. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.
16. Practice making fax and modem noises.
18. type only in lowercase.
19. dont use any puntuation or capitalization either.
20. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
21. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
22. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
23. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
24. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

(random places)
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
2. Specify that your drive thru order is to-go.
3. Stomp on little ketchup packets.
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers on in all weather "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
7. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
11. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
12. Honk and wave to strangers.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
15. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
17. Sing along at the opera.
18. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can vegetarians eat Animal Cookies?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... oh my God.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?


I stroke your cold cheek,
My poor small child
One that never told a lie
That was so meek and mild
But now the world will never know
Just how great you are
How lovely and sweet
They would if you didn’t get hit by that car
The driver didn’t see
Your small frame
Trying to get your favorite doll
I guess everyone’s to blame
The squeal of tires
A scream or terror
The last memories fade
Our greatest error
You slam up against the hood
And roll over top
With a thud and a roll you land
I just wish this horrible nightmare would stop
The driver stumbles out
As I run over to you
My mind in a haze
Please, don’t let this be true!
My vision is blurry
But I make out
The fear in your eyes
The blood making its way about
The driver comes over
And I wrinkle my nose in disgust
The stench of alcohol is all over
And it’s barely even dusk
Wait, where are you going?!
You can’t just leave!
My daughter is dead!
Can’t you even grieve?!
My pleas were not answered
But instead you ran
As I found out later
You were still a boy, not yet a man
You were still at the young age of eighteen
And already drinking
Because of that you hit my little girl
What were you thinking?!
I turn back to my child
My lovely little girl
Who once made me laugh
When she would dance and twirl
But that is just a memory
She will never again
Sing in her adorable voice
Like way back when
I did all that I could for her
Yet it still wasn’t enough
She was meant to laugh and smile
Not to end like this, so gruff.

A Dads Poem (this made me so sad)

Her hair was up in a pony tail,

her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school,

and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand,

if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,

for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently,

anxious in their seats.

one by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy,

as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,

every child turned to stare.

each of them was searching,

for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,

she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad,

too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her,

she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher,

who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,

slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child,

came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here,

because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be,

since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,

I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy,

and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories,

he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses,

and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,

and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him.

I'm not standing here alone.

Cause my daddy's always with me,

even though we are apart,

I know because he told me,

he'll forever be in my heart"

With that,

her little hand reached up,

and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat,

beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,

her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter,

who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her,

doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,

staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft,

but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much,

he's my shining star.

And if he could,

he'd be here,

but heaven's just too far.

You see,

he was a fireman,

and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,

it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes,

and saw him there that day.

And to her mother’s amazement,

she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children,

all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,

who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second,

they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy,"

to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers,

of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,

for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her,

was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed,

if only for a moment,

by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing,

that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means


So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!


The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!


You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?"
After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

Holdin Hands-
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think this is cute.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)


1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

17 signs that you are falling in love





















Now repost this as '17 sings ur falling in love' and somethind AWESOME will happen 2 u!!

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Extraneous Words by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
A series of Doctor Who vignettes that I would like to share with you. All involve Rose and the Doctor to some capacity.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13550 - Favs: 8,363 - Follows: 6,187 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ashes by gracesane reviews
Falling isn't always simple - Hush, Hush from Patch's point of view
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,952 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009
Everlasting Promise: Return to the Spirit World by EmeraldCrazy100 reviews
It has been 8 years. There has been no word from the Spirit World since her departure. Yet, Chihiro still has faith in Haku and his promise. Will her faith be rewarded or lead to more heartbreak? Rating might change to M in later chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
In My Place by ccmaja reviews
When Bella meets Edward,he is instantly hers...but not fully. Edward is already taken but it doesn't keep him from his desire to keep Bella for himself. All is revealed and their love is damaged, but he fights to get it back. All Human, Lemons ensue!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,181 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reflections in Shifting Sand by ProfessorSpork reviews
Two visits to one beach. Two men that are one man, and a woman who once was a girl. SPOILERS for Journey's End. / "This is what the world felt like when Hades whisked Persephone away." Rose/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Realization by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
Spoiler warning! Takes place after Burned. After Stevie Rae left Rephaim, Rephaim became sadden and went on the roof to think alone. He never thought of the ghost girl coming in and ruining his alone time, but has she ruined it? Rated because of book.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Sustained by Hatred by Rei-Yunacat reviews
Just a little "what if" story. "What if" the events between Hope and Snow went differently in Palumpolum. WARNING: May contain spoilers!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hope, Snow - Complete
Broken Aesop by TwinEnigma reviews
Once upon a time, there was a girl who fell in love with a beast. Rose Tyler wishes it was that simple with the new Metacrisis Tenth Doctor. Spoilers for Journey's End, mentions 10Rose, 10.5, BeautyBeast
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Longing by Fruition reviews
It tears at me, this feeling. It's a desperate need, a yearning desire just to see him, to feel him existing. one-shot, stream-of-consciousness, Chihiro & Haku
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Ruined Moments in the Wings of an Angel by PatchsFallenAngel reviews
Nora loves everything about Patch. His smile. His heart. Even his wings! But the one thing she does hate about him...He always finds a way to ruin a perfectly sweet moment. One-shot. Nora/Patch. Fluff...literally!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Milkshake Flavoured Rose by emeraldeyedirishdaughter reviews
A Rose and Ten Fixit Fic. Rose leaves with the Tenth Doctor after Journeys End but he continues to hold back his emotions. Rose begins to wonder if she was mistaken about how he feels and starts to doubt who she really is.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
And in the end by Beatlefnatic reviews
A cute, Valentine's Day one-shot, Bella and Edward, with a little Alice at the beginning. Yes, there is music in here as well. Read, review and Enjoy! Edited to fix silly mistakes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Song by IvyandLime reviews
One lazy February afternoon finds Bella questioning Edward on a small part of their relationship. His response is one Bella will remember for the rest of her life. One-shot. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by Your Worshipfulness reviews
He was always so cool, so in control, always untouched by the flutterings of the baser emotions that troubled mere humans—and always so smug about it. Well who's laughing now, Doctor? Smut. Rose/Ten. Still working on my Star Trek fic, don't worry.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Third Time's The Charm by haraamis reviews
21 year old Chihiro doesn't remember anything that happened to her in the spirit world. During her stay at a hotspring to get away from unsuccessful, depressing job hunting , she meets a handsome, though somewhat strange young man called Haku...
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Mine by HelikaAkileh reviews
Oneshot, canon. Tired of Kagome neglecting him, Inuyasha ponders how no one seems to understand that she belongs to him. All he wants is some time alone with her, for crying out loud. InuyashaxKagome. Set mid-story. Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Tortured Lullaby by astrohuckleberry reviews
Sequel to Not What She Seems. Bella and Edward have been searching for their daughter for years, looking in every country. But when they have their "wedding" Tanya and her clan come to visit bringing a certain someone. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Guardian by demonluver821 reviews
Ichigo had always been afraid of the dark. But when a certian green-haired alien comes to visit her every night, she becomes less and less afraid. Will Ichigo finally fall for Kish, or will she reject him again? FLUFFY!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Marked The Musical! by xXZoeyXx reviews
RANDOM, WEIRD and PLAIN CRAZY. In a MUSICAL way. Yep, make way for the very first House Of Night Musical. ENJOY! And REVIEW! WARNING:::: Not using story-line in bits, and you NEED to check up the songs you don't know, It'll be Crap without a tune!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J.
Fever of Love by Fireflies Glow reviews
"I've got a fever that feels like a billion degrees and rising, so what makes you think you can do something to help!" "Well, Kitten, you should know that you're burning up because of me..." KxI, one-shot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Destruction by TheNocturne reviews
Robin shows Starfire that there's more on this planet than endless, catastrophic destruction. One-shot, Robin/Starfire.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
The Yearbook by laurajaexo reviews
One day, 22-year-old Bella is looking through her old high school yearbook. The next morning when she wakes up, she is in 2005, her senior year of high school. Is it a dream? Or is it real? Will she take a chance and tell her crush how she feels?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rollercoaster Kisses by Harmony Sunsinger reviews
Kagome describes the start of the not-so-famous "Rollercoaster Kisses." Pure fluff, a rare find in my stories. A/N: From the same universe as "The Affair."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
A Kiss Like This by EmeraldEyes1994 reviews
Claire and Shane's first kiss from Shane's POV. Warning: may be annoyed by Shane's reasoning of certain things. He definitely annoyed me while writing it. Rated T to be safe. Please R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
The Moment In Between by J. L. Collins reviews
Edward lies in Bella's bed with her, thinking of things to pre-occupy his mind until she wakes. A surprise unfolds when he gets a small taste of something they learn in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By Any Other Name by tinybit92 reviews
Robin and Starfire have the tower to themselves, but then some vengeful aliens show up. Go figure. A RobStar fic. Fluffy fluffy fluffy fluff! And yes, that's a Shakespeare reference, not me unable to think of a title.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Cherry Blossoms by Fireflies Glow reviews
How fast do you fall in love? KxI, inspired one-shot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Dance with me, Daddy by CullenLove002 reviews
A short story about Nessie and Edward, because I don't think there was enough about them in the book. Enjoy! R&R Disclaimer: All of this belongs to the fantastical Stephenie Meyer, whom I owe countless hours of my life.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Keeping the Sun by Madame Meg reviews
“No matter how dark the night, somehow the sun rises once again and all shadows are chased away.” One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Centennial Sunset by AngiRichi reviews
Written for the TwiCon fanfiction contest and placed in the Top 10. On their centennial anniversary, Edward plans a surprise for Bella, with a little help from Alice. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snowed In by Safaia Bara reviews
Ichigo always loved the snow. Until she was turned into a Mew Mew, that is. So when Kisshu comes along to try to keep her warm, things really heat up between the two! COMPLETE!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
The Reason is Treason by arcticbutterfly reviews
Edward finally finds the woman he is meant to be with in Bella but she is already married to the dangerous Jake...can their love last or will outside forces tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ultimate Revenge by casslourocks reviews
“Everything we know right now, Mitchie, will disappear – just like that!” As he added emphasis to “that”, a gunshot rang out and she jerked. Looking down at the blood spreading through the material, she whispered, “Shane…”
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Shane G.
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8986 - Favs: 15,447 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside My Mind by fuelledbystarbucks reviews
Mitchie buys Caitlyn a diary. Year two at Camp Rock through Caitlyn's eyes. Mostly Naitlyn centered with a side Of Smitchie and possible Jella. Rated T for safety. COMPLETED 17/10/08 SEQUEL UP 01/01/09
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Nate, Caitlyn G. - Complete
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Love With a Side of Magic by princessofkingsbury reviews
It's the story continued! sophie and howl are engaged and the hardest part has arrived. Planning a wedding for a wizard and human and the meeting of the families! Howl worries, Sophie cleans, Calcifer is sarcastic, and Markl is blissfully oblivious! Fluff
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sophie H., Howl
Now You Remeber Me! by Falling Through Clouds reviews
Aya and Sesshoumaru has been friends since childhood. But after her parents' death he left. Now there bond is reforming but will her status as a servant and a certain miko stand in the way? Will they be able to find love in each other? R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sesshōmaru
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
A Game to Lose by TheKittenLeftForDead reviews
Shane always knew it would come down to this.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
You've Lost by Kage the Scorpion reviews
An expert loses at minesweeper the last click. His bro tries for revenge. Hilarity ensues. T for swearing.
Minesweeper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Childhood Memories 2: Dude by georgiegolightly reviews
The second one in the Childhood memories series.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Childhood Memories 1: STARS by georgiegolightly reviews
What if Claire had lived in Morganville her whole life, but moved and forgot everything; including Shane. These are Shane, Claire, Michael, and Eve's childhood memories!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Of Course by hippie143 reviews
Cabel gets romantic, NOT dirty at all
Wake series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Love Over Hatred? by georgiegolightly reviews
Claire asked,"So, what you're saying is, if I don't become a vampire, you'll kill Shane?" "With reservations, but, yes. That is exactly what I'm saying."
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Not What She Seems by astrohuckleberry reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU READ THE FIRST ONE! THIS IS THE SEQUEL. Last time we saw Melody her parents left her in an orphanage. But what will happen to Bella and Edward's precious Melody when she comes back? How will they hide the secrets? Drama. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,370 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Songs of a life by astrohuckleberry reviews
Edward and the others left Forks leaving a pregnant Bella. Now 14 years later Bella has died of cancer and now her daughter is going to Forks highschool to meet the most unlikely people that has come back to make her life complicated. Complete, amazingly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inuyasha will you marry me? PART 1 OF ARC1 by RayvynSky reviews
Rin asks Inuyasha a cute question, and gives an adorable reason behind her asking... WAFF
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Wanted Dead or Alive by FeeldaForce reviews
A female jumper joins Griffin in his quest to track down all paladins. What will happen to her as she falls in love? Romance, humor, action, jumping and more! Takes place during movie. GriffinOC
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Griffin - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Pot Spiders by Higuchimon reviews
Sora hates Pot Spiders even after his adventure is over. Even when they're not actually there. Oops?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sora - Complete
Dog Skin by sublimetrickster reviews
Kagome loves her father, King Naraku. Unfortunately, he starts loving her in the wrong way and disguised, she escapes. A kindhearted hanyou prince rescues her, but can he protect her from the darkness that pursues her? A Grimm Fairytale.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,889 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight by E.A. Week reviews
A peaceful holiday in New Hampshire is interrupted when the tenth Doctor and Rose must aid the spirits of two lovers who died violently three hundred years earlier.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cold by Warui-Usagi reviews
[TxY] She had run to him seeking warmth but had fallen through, feeling nothing but cold. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Yuna, Tidus - Complete
Please Tell Me by Warui-Usagi reviews
[Revised] [Complete] [TidusYuna] Keeping secrets from the one you love is indeed painful...perhaps even unbearable.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,986 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Yuna, Tidus - Complete
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Your Guardian Angel reviews
Patch has a surprise for Nora. Whatever could it be? FLUFFY FLUFF. Songfic for "Your Guardian Angel" by The Red Jumsuit Apparatus. May be a little OOC and rated T for slight cursing.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest reviews
Bella wakes in the middle of the night from a bad dream. Yes, it is a songfic for Linkin Parks "Leave Out All the Rest." Overused? Maybe, but I couldn't resist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blossoms reviews
Jessica is throwing an end of the year party, and nearly everyone is invited. Bella’s content with it like that, but she has one last thing to do before everyone leaves: tell her best friend Edward that she likes him. AH, AU, OOC ? T for cursing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Heart reviews
A small poem about how Sesshomaru feels about Rin. Review please!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Edward and the Cullen song reviews
What happens when Edward finds a song on Youtube.... about the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
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