![]() Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Diablo, RWBY, and Bleach. Forums: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/dracohalo117/1907372/ Hakkyou no Yami Forums: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Hakkyou_no_Yami/1424274/ deviantart: http:/// DOB: 10/27 Hair: Red Eyes: Hazel Sex: Male Dislikes: Sexist Morons and Religious People who try to shove their beliefs down your throat. HATES!!: Rapists, Child Molesters, Abusers, Homophobes...Kishimoto's idiotic idea to make Kushina Uzumaki the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko... Dedication: a dedication to the authors in story of fanfiction that have brought me to this point today... Arsao Tome: was the author of the story that introduced me to harems and Team 7 bashing: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4345511/1/New_Whirlpool_Vol_1 Hakkyou no Yami: Helped me culture my writings to become better than they were, helped me realize certain stupid mistakes I had made in my writings, and has become a partner in writing to this day. Leaf Ranger: The author of the story that finalized my decision to become a writer of fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4484992/1/The-Fox-Knight OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117 If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381,Terror of the Azure Flame, RoyalTwinFang,TheDemonKingNaruto, dracohalo117 Rants: Jiraiya-Jiraiya was appointed by Minato and Kushina to be Naruto's godfather, the expectations being that when Minato and Kushina could not take care of Naruto, he would be the one to take care of him. But, when Minato and Kushina died, what did the Toad Sage of Mount Myoboku do? Nothing. That is right, he does not have a single instance of interaction in Naruto's life until the one month break of the Chunin Exams, after Naruto has left the academy, been on a C-rank turned A-rank mission, fought Orochimaru, and made it to the Chunin Exam finals whilst being inhibited by the Gogyo Fuin. Jiraiya, for all intents of purposes, abandoned Naruto. You could make the argument that Jiraiya had to deal with outside enemies of Konoha, such as Orochimaru, and in time, Akatsuki, but, logic would state that Jiraiya would have to report back in to Konoha from time to time to make his reports. During that time, he could have interacted with Naruto, to show him he is not completely alone in the world. But no, he did nothing, Naruto did not recognize him in any way, shape, or form (which says a lot about the Konohagakure education system, and/or Naruto's intelligence). Jiraiya, shameless pervert, and betrayer of his Godson, how can he possibly sink lower. Minato Namikaze/Yondaime Hokage-Hard to say who is a more reprehensible human being, Jiraiya, or Minato. Jiraiya abandoned Naruto, but Minato is the one who placed the burden of the Kyuubi no Yoko upon Naruto in the first place. Minato used his own son, his flesh and blood, as a demon container. But, that isn't the worst part, while you can argue that Minato could not, or would not force such a burden on a family if he was unwilling to take on the burden himself, he had the option to let his wife take the Kyuubi to the grave with her, thus giving Minato time to come up with a way to combat the Kyuubi when it regenerated in a few years. But no, Minato chose the village, over his family. If he truly cared about his family, he would have let the Kyuubi die with Kushina, and come up with a way to deal with it later, but no, he didn't, instead he turned his only son into a weapon. That is what he did, he provided Konoha with a war deterrant, a Jinchuriki, that is the only reason he did that, he chose the village, over his family. Minato Namikaze, a traitor to his own blood. Hiruzen Sarutobi-The most incompetent military leader ever to lead a village. First, Hiruzen stupidly told the populace of Naruto's burden as a Jinchuriki. Now, let us look at this from a military standpoint. Hiruzen basically broadcasted to the world the identity of their secret weapon, who was a baby at the time. This is like telling an enemy nation the location of your weapon storage. What is stopping an Iwagakure assassin from sneaking in to Konoha to either A. Unleashing the Kyuubi on Konoha by unsealing it fro Naruto, or B. destroy the vessel and destroy Kyuubi, thus removing Konoha's war deterrent, making attacking them much more enticing. Is Konoha's security really that great that they do not need to worry about assassins? That us more than just cocky, that is arrogant. Second, he did not inform Naruto of his burden as a Jinchuriki. Now, given that the seal and thus the Kyuubi's power, responds to Naruto's emotions, that was not just dumb, but it was asking for a disaster to happen. Anybody who has been a kid knows that children are emotional, they get sad, they get happy, they get angry, they get emotional. Now, imagine, a kid who can unleash a massive amount of destructive force every time they are angry, imagine the disaster that would come of that. Third, he allowed a known psychopath like Orochimaru go. Now, let us ignore for a moment that Orochimaru is a psychopath, and again look at this from a military standpoint. Orochimaru knew a LOT of Konoha's secrets, he knew battle strategies, jutsu, weak points in the structure, how to get in and out of the village, the landscape, key choke points places where ambushes were more likely to work, he knew the layout of Konoha, the command structure, the weakness of many high ranking officials, with his knowledge he could have gotten allied with any of Konoha's enemies, and destroyed it. Hiruzen basically handed his enemies an opportunity to wipe Konoha off the map, the only reason it wasn't wiped off the map, was because Orochimaru's ambitions outweighed his reasoning. Now, let us add in that Orochimaru is in fact a psychopath, Orochimaru killed babies to try and recreate the Mokuton, he dissected civilians and shinobi, he experimented in human beings to try and achieve immortality, he tried to steal Kekkei Genkai. He no doubt kidnapped Shinobi and Civilians from every single nation in the Elemental Nations. This would have put a massive amount of pressure on Konoha for creating such a monster, and letting him run free. Hiruzen Sarutobi, Senile with a lack of forethought. Kakashi Hatake-By far, the most incompetent teacher on the face of the universe. Kakashi regularly shows up two hours late for meetings (how he hasn't been court martialed yet is beyond me.), he teaches his students nothing, and when he does, he shows blatant favoritism to the 'prodigy' who supposedly should be able to get just as far without his help. This is pitiful, as a teacher, he is incompetent, not showing his students anything remotely useful until after they get to a point where they need those skills, but as a military commander, he is a liability. Not ensuring your subordinates are able to maintain themselves in a combat situation is beyond stupid. In a world where people can breathe fire, control water, split the earth, shoot lightning, and wield swords twice the size of the average human being, you have to be sufficiently brain dead to not ensure your subordinates can adequately defend themselves. His favoritism, is also a military short sight of his, any rational human being will tell you that the group is only as strong as the weakest link, now, one could argue that Sakura is the weakest link, but so is Naruto, as a matter of fact they are both the weak links because Kakashi never bothered to train them. And add in the fact that he decided to nominate them for the Chunin Exams, despite knowing that people die in those exams, and his team is far from ready. Kakashi Hatake, incompetent teacher, irresponsible commander. Umino Iruka ( THE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD, HE WAS THE FUCKING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER) Sasuke got lucky: For those of you who are pissed at the fact that Sasuke beat orochimaru so easily, don't forget that orochimaru was bedridden because he needed to gain his new body, and fast. Sasuke would have gotten his ass kicked had it not been for that situation. It would have been the same in Itachi's case, Madara even said that he took various medicines to keep himself alive. Had Itachi not been going blind, Sasuke would have ended up a stain on the road, brotherly love be damned. Challenges... Forum Challenges: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/dracohalo117/190737 Forum Challenge Stories: These are the story challenges in my forums section that authors have taken. JoKeR808: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5881637/1/ yeah1014: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5797755/1/Haruno_Naruto GFLI: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6086767/1/Naruto_Order_of_the_Sword narutogokufan: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6304780/1/The_Results_Of_a_Affair Iron Sight: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6236828/1/The_Raging_Fox Aryk von Straln: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7369972/1/ Bearer of the Legendary Sword: As Pyrrha and Jaune enter the cavern where the Deathstalker lies, the floor beneath their feet is not as stable as they first though. The cavern floor crumbles beneath them, as they fall into a hidden catacomb, long forgotten, filled with Grimm. In the freefall, Jaune lost his sword, and in a mad dash to re-arm himself, he grabs onto what he thinks is his sword, only to discover that his is not the only weapon that laid abandoned down here. Jaune comes into possession of a legendary blade of some kind, either from an existing franchise, mythology, a sword of your own making, etc. However, that is not all, the blade passes on the skills of the wielder of the blade, either the most recent wielder, the one who wielded the blade the most, a combination of the previous wielders, or whatever you feel is best. However, the sword alters itself to fit Jaune's current physical state, while influencing Jaune's physical growth to better fit the soul remnant which resides within the blade, and slowly his physical structure changes to fit the wielder, as not only must Jaune face the creatures of Grimm, and other evils of the world, but he must do battle with the remnants of a lost soul in his own body, he will either succumb, overcome, or be lost forever. Prerequisities 1. Jaune must lose Crocea Mors in the freefall into the cavern, whether or not he retrieves Crocea Mors after dispatching whatever Grimm reside in the catacombs is solely up to the writer. 2. The legendary blade that Jaune acquires must alter itself to fit Jaune's current physical makeup, as if he tried wielding the blades full might in his current state, he would find it an ineffective weapon, or die trying to wield it. 3. Over a steady length of time, the soul remnant within the blade must influence Jaune's physical and even mental growth to better hold the soul remnant. Hair color, skin color, race, size, etc, all will be steadily altered over time based on the soul remnant within the blade. 4. Jaune is at risk of losing control of his body because of the soul remnant, ideally, he is at most risk when his aura is in the red, but the soul remnant cannot take complete advantage of that unless his aura reaches zero. In which case, Jaune must fight for control of his body again. 5. No Mary-sue crap, Jaune becoming powerful is ok, so long as it is a steady buildup and he doesn't become a Mary-sue. Optional 1. Pairing...I don't care who you pair Jaune with, my only request, do the pairing justice, don't just slap a pairing together 'just cause'. Though, I would personally prefer to see Jaune with a female character and no Yaoi pairings... 2. Jaune acquiring additional artifacts, often times sword wielders would have other objects they wore, whether Jaune, or others around him acquire these artifacts is solely up to the writer. Now, here is a list of Legendary Blades you can choose from, note, these are just MY suggestions, you can do whatever you like as far as blades go, but these are suggestions. Mythology -Excalibur (Arthurian Legend) Video Games -Chaoseater (Darksiders) Anime -Tessaiga (Inuyasha) Books Favorite quotes... "Our lives are finite, but our potential infinite, let not your fear of the end command you, but let your yearning for possibilities guide you to build a better future for those who you leave behind."-Me "If you are broken as glass, be rebuilt as iron."-Me Fanfiction-Quotes I have found amongst fanfics and from fanfiction authors This quote was made with 'Lord of Daemons' as we were discussing the potential for a NarutoxDiablo crossover...yes, I know, very hard to make a GOOD one of those, believe me we have been having trouble conversing on it. As we were working on it, we started talking about quotes, in the end, 'Lord of Daemons' came up with this quote. "What Fool is this, so weary of life to speak the name of Diablo, my name in vain! You speak my name but you do not know me...prostrate yourself mortal before your new master. For I am Diablo, King of the burning Hells, Lord of Terror and now the one true Prime Evil! I am a destroyer of worlds! And unlike you I fear NO ONE FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!" This quote was made with an altered version of a quote by an Oni called Tarakudo from a series I liked, as well as two quotes from the animated movie Turtles forever. Here is the link to his page... http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1427573/ This quote was made by another Dark Naruto fic writer...I will post more info later... "Mortals hold darkness that is far blacker than the most vile desire of a demon." Prototype Series "DIG IN! LIKE IT'S GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE! NOTHING WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ME! NOT MEN, NOT WEAPONS, NOT ARMOR! TAGGART! YOU SUICIDAL MORON!" "How do you catch the attention of an officer? You start killing all of his men." "Red Crown be advised--I'm not in fucking Blackwatch." "I gave you the "Mercer Virus." That's what they call it, right? The same virus two years in a row. And the same Blackwatch here to save New York...wake up, Heller. This is no viral outbreak. This is a bioweapons test. Designed by Gentek--controlled by Blackwatch--blamed on me. This peon here is going to you. James Heller, meet Blackwatch Lieutenent Mark Simon...Yes. Let it happen. Let it come to you. Let the truth sink in." "I've heard you talking. I've seen your weird virus shit. But I haven't seen nothing that'll make me believe you over them." "No? They cut you, Heller. They put you in a cage with fifty starving infected, and then they tried to burn you alive. I didn't release the virus. And I didn't kill your wife and kid." "Koenig...I'm gonna gut you like a fuckin trout." "Save your breath Koenig. You'll need it for screaming." "It's not often that I'm this disappointed in someone, Sergeant Heller. You've disrupted my plans, wasted all that Whitelight. Now everything I planned for you--everything I've given you--you're not even capable of appreciating it. Such a waste. Goodbye, Heller." "You can't kill me. You can't kill me, motherfucker. Alright then, let's see if that goes both ways." "It would've been quick. But now...I'm gonna make you suffer." "You're gonna tell me--either on your own or after I skull fuck you and drain your memories out the hole." "Huh. Scary. You just don't get it do you? I gave you everything. And this is how you come to me. Can't you understand what I'm doing? Humanity is stagnant. Dying. I would give it one body. One mind. Think about it--no more conflict. No more disease. No more suffering. Don't you see? I'm giving it a second chance." "Enough of your fucking weird, fucking rambling, shit! Give me my daughter!" "No...no, I don't think so. It's time you gave me something! You see young Amaya shares your brand of annoyingly resilient DNA. And when she's ready, your daughter will become the mother of the New World. Now the only thing standing between me and Earth's true destiny--is you." "Huh. Welcome to the top of the food chain." Resident Evil Series "Establishing a kingdom where beauty has absolute authority is the dream which I must make a reality!" "They think they're in control, but they have no idea what I'm capable of." "I cast off my frail humanity and became something greater." “How the mighty have fallen. Your Umbrella has folded and now you are a fugitive in the same world you once sought to control. We shall meet again before the conclusion of this drama. Then you will learn of the history…I will write for this world.” "The right to be a god...That right is now mine." "The right to be a god...you? Arrogant even until the end; only one truly capable of being a god deserves that right." "The only thing that can defeat power is more power. That is the one constant in this universe. However, there is no point in power if it consumes itself. I will enlist the help of an old friend against our common foe; I will use one pawn to eliminate the other, and emerge with the spoils for myself... " "Uroboros is on the eve of its appearance. Six billion cries of agony will birth a new balance." “Soon even you will understand, Chris. One glimpse of my new world and it will all make perfect sense!” "Let me clarify something for you, Chris. I don't think of myself as a king. No, I am a god! And even kings bow to gods!" "Has it never occurred to you that this planet is overpopulated? Only a handful of humans truly matter. Everyone else is just so much chaff. So now I have to separate this chaff from the wheat. And with Uroboros I can finally accomplish this." "Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation." "Only those with superior DNA will be chosen by Uroboros. Only those fit for survival will be allowed to carry their genes into a new age! "Every day, humans come one step closer to self destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!" "A new genesis is at hand and I will be the creator!" “Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better. Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long.” “War and pestilence wherever you go. Everywhere, nothing but loathsome humans.” “The human race requires judgment.” Quantum Theory-Game "You cannot run from me. I am the flood that purges this fallen world. I am the fire that consumes all creation and lights the way for a new humanity. I am Thanatos and here I am God!" "The Diablosis has consumed this tower. Chaos Prevails. Now I cannot die. The Gillskins control this Ark. All Nosferatu will be slaughtered. Even that mutation--Filena. I will tear you apart." "Syd! Our only value is in battle. Our only purpose is to destroy. Syd! Fighting with that Nosferatu means nothing! If you kill me, and destroy this Ark, she will die just the same! We are Gillskins, Syd! Give up that Nosferatu!" "This does not end. It never ends. The cycle is eternal and undying." "In the end, all creation succumbs to chaos. Here, you now gaze upon chaos itself!" "The progenitor has transformed me. And with that mutant Nosferatu, I will evolve again and destroy everything!! I will live on! I will not die!You cannot kill me! I will live on in your nightmares forever! " "Remember the other Arks, Syd. You know she will die!" "No, no. Chaos cannot die!" "How far would you go to save that mutant, Syd?" "Life and death mean nothing to me. Chaos is eternal!" "You're not chaos. I am." "All is chaos, exile. You. Filena. Individual manifestations of eternal chaos. Through chaos, we bring new life. Your mutation, your chaos is more valuable than any of the other vessels of this tower. You are indeed worthy. We will become one. Give yourself to me, exile." "I am now one with this Ark! I know everything! I will be complete!" "Yes...The suffering...! Can you feel her, Syd, writhing in pain?!" "Once complete--like you, exile--I will live on! This Nosferatu will free me from the Ark!" "Oh, these memories! All these memories of lies! The monster! The nightmares are back! Hah hah hah hah!" "No...No...I was to be the culmination of everything within this tower. The victor. The conquerer. I alone was to bring destruction. I was an anomaly, but you two...Enemies together...You are an even higher order. This cycle is complete. But it will never end. The experiment...The evolution...You are chaos." "The Nosferatu are my protectors. Filena, you are my chosen guardian." Castlevania-Lords of Shadow "You cannot triumph here fool! You have no comprehension of what you are up against! The seal is open. I'll enter your world now...it will be reduced to ashes, and I shall inflict ten times the pain and suffering that were inflicted upon me when I was imprisoned by your Brotherhood...I'll let you live, so you can witness your complete and utter failure. Freedom at last!" "I yield to you...! Mercy, my liege...mercy..." Dante's Inferno-Game “I will reclaim my rightful place in Paradise. My path will be paved with the sins of Man, and yours, Dante, shall be the bedrock of my return. And all that is good shall be gone from the universe forever!” "I've waited eternity for this emancipation!" Darkness-Game “I am not the devil, Anthony. I was his teacher.” Darksiders "War! Are you here to play executioner? They should have sent all four of you." "Did it amuse you, to deny me what's rightfully mine? With my powers restored, I am like unto a GOD! I could suck the marrow from your bones before you drew another breath. I could...but I too have a code by which I do business. Besides, say what you will about Balance and your rediculous Law. I recognize a quest for revenge when I see one. And revenge, I respect." "The Nex Sacramentum is MINE. I decide when the angel dies. Not YOU." "I offer you this choice, Horseman. Would you serve in Heaven, or rule in Hell." "I choose what once, a coward did not." "You have taught me something, Abaddon. Sometimes duty must be cast aside, to do what must be done. It is not for duty that I kill you now. "Reap what you have sown, betrayer." "What's so damn funny? Even you wouldn't laugh at your own funeral."-"I'm laughing...at yours." "Hellguard bitch! What did you do?!...no...no...NO!!! I'm going to pull your guts out through your halo! Darksiders 2 "All who live know my name, all who oppose me shall know Death." "I helped you once before, Horseman. Look at me now. How I curse that day. How I curse you. "Careful, Crowfather. I'm not here to put you out of your misery. Not yet." "Why should I care about your brother's fate?" "Bring mankind back from extinction? Madness!" "If it's madness, then who better to show me the way?" "No...the voices, they curse and threaten without end. They cry to return! You myst destroy it." "Your secrets die with you...old fool." "My secrets...but not yours..." "Who are you to command a rider?" "Whether pure as rain or black as sin, the tears will end this stalemate." "And what makes you think I have a soul, old one?" "Isn't that what troubles you?" "It is not safe here. For flesh, or for stone. There is no shame in turning back." "No point, either." "The Corruption has burned off like rain on a hot forge! You were right!" "I was wrong." "He's beyond my help, Horseman! Do your worst!" "You won't survive this." "I am a Maker. That task defines my very purpose, as the reaping of souls defines your own." "And so you have come, bearing your sin like a badge of honor. What do you seek, Pale Rider?" "Who are you?" "I think you know. Once you called me, Brother." "Eden belongs to Man." "It belogs to those who take it!" "That one moment...Begot Corruption...and crowned him Kinslayer." "Forget what I said about sparing you, door-keeper." "I have no time for you, Horseman. I hear the pleas of the dead, not the damned." "Humans...always so frightened." "A path? No, I will clear the entire realm.I will burn away the shadows...with Holy Light!" "Where...Is...The Key? Where is it?!" "May the light of all that is holy destroy you!" "The demon Samael plays a game of his own devising. And we are his pawns." "Do you blame me for hiding? You are Death. Where you ride, no one is safe. Not even your mother." "You are not...my...mother." "Flawed castings from a perfect mold." "How can you defeat that which seethes in your own heart?" "You may tap the power of the Well to restore the Kingdom of Man...or you may resurrect the Nephilim. But know that choosing one will forever doom the other." "The dawn of a new age begins with me." "Belial. The Legions of Hell must be in a sorry state, to make you a Lord." "Curb your tongue, Horseman, or I will tear it out." "Nephilim. You will die here." "We both know that isn't true." Darksiders Misc "Trust me angel, if you live until the last star burns, until the Creator Himself has died and putrefied away to nothing, you still won't even begin to understand how depraved we were." Starcraft Series "Foolish, prideful children...There was one among you who could have jeopardized my great plan...but in your recklessness - you mistook her for the true threat! "As I was your beginning - so shall I be... your end." "The zerg performed their function as I had planned...My hybrid are proof of this. Now, the last of the protoss will fulfill their function...In death!" "Oblivion is all that awaits you!" "Feel the cold embrace...of death!" "Your efforts are futile. My harbingers will usher in a new age!" "All shall be remade in my name! Behold my greatest creation!" "Every hand is turned against you. Even the ground beneath your feet carries the seeds of your destruction!" "Prepare for death! Surrender to despair!" "Still you cling to hope? Do you not see the futility?" "I shall return! I shall rise again!" "I am the swarm...vengeance shall be mine." "I am the swarm, armies will be shattered, worlds will burn. Now at last, on this world, vengeance shall be mine...for I...am the queen...of blades." Devil May Cry 4 "Lend me your ears...and fangs. Destroy this world..so that the true utopia...can...be...born!!! Judgement day has arrived!! DmC: Devil May Cry "No this is not a veiled threat. This is a direct one. Should you fail to comply, the collapse of the economy will be on your head. I will make sure you are stripped of power, shamed and hated. Is that clear enough for you?" "Freedom? Well you seem to have all the freedom you need. The freedom to murder my heir." "Mankind. And what would mankind do with freedom do you suppose? Because when I arrived, they had it. And what do you think they did with it? They fought, they killed, they starved. I brought prosperity. I brought structure. And what have you brought? Besides violence, war, death!" "You know what Mundus, you're right. It wasn't for mankind. It was-it was for revenge. I gotta tell ya-killing your child like that, watching it explode into little wet chunks, hearing you scream like one of your little demon bitches. Priceless." "The path is clear for us to rule." "No...no we'll be nothing like Mundus. We'll respect our subjects, not enslave them." "Don't be so simplistic. Humans are frail. They're like children. They need protection. Not just from others, but from themselves! We-you and I-have saved them." "If you can't see the chaos the humans will cause, if you don't want the responsibility of protecting them, then stand aside. I'll rule alone." "I didn't destroy Mundus so you could take his place! I can't let you do this, Vergil." "And I can't let you stop me brother. Stand aside." "You've chosen the wrong side. You're not human, Dante, and you never will be." Clive Barker's-Jericho "You've been serving the wrong master. Don't you see that? I don't blame you, really. They seduced me too. So many promises of untapped power, forbidden knowlede, your most troubling questions answered, am I correct? You're all witches and heretics, the same as us. You know what they do to witches, don't you? What do you think they'll do with you when there's no one left to burn?" Prince of Persia Series "I AM THE DARKNESS. I AM YOUR END!" "WITH THE FADING OF THE LIGHT. ALL YOU MUST DO IS ASK... THE ASKING IS YOURS. IF YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR WISH... THEN GIVE ME... MINE! InFamous Series "Oh, I finally get it. Oh you thought the Ray Sphere was gonna turn you into some sort of shiny superhuman, but instead it turned you into a fifty foot maggot. "See that's where you're wrong, Bertrand. Conduits aren't monsters. No, see powers don't kill people. Oh no, it's the person behind the powers that kill people." Priest-Film "The church teaches us, that the eyes are the windows to the soul, and that since vampires evolved without eyes, it is a soulless creature to be...eradicated. But I have seen the soul of a vampire, and let me tell you it is far pure than that of any man. Now you ask me what I am? I am the bringer of the tide...I am the wave that will wash clean this unclean world...and you, and your...priest, will help me do it." Underworld Series "We were slaves once. The daylight guardians of the vampires. I was born into servitude. Yet I harbored them no ill will. Even took a vampire for my bride. It was forbidden, our union. Viktor feared a blending of the species. Feared it so much he killed her. His own daughter. Burnt alive for loving me. This is his war. Viktor's. And he spent the last 600 years exterminating my species." "I guess it never occurred to you that you might actually have to bleed to pull off this little coup." "And that petty sentiment explains why you rejected your sons? Why you stood by for over half a millennium as William suffered alone in darkness? No, Father, I have no respect for your petty sentiment." "Oh, not Lycans, Father, or Vampires. A new race created in the image of their maker. Their new God. Me. And a true God...has no father." "You are asking me to help you kill my son - YOU, a Death Dealer? How many innocents have YOU slain in your six-century quest to avenge your family? Spare me your self-righteous declarations! You are no different from Marcus and even less noble than William - at least HE cannot control his savagery!" "I've lived by their rules my entire life. I've protected them. envied them. and for what? To be treated like an animal. We are not animals! Is this want you want? We can be slaves, or we can be... LYCANS!" "Death Dealers will undoubtedly be on the hunt. And they will eventually find us. But not by her doing. I trust Sonja with my life, and as long as I'm in command so will you." Batman Beyond "And behold, I shall be a blight upon the land, and everything I touch shall wither and die!" Pirates of the Caribbean-At Worlds End "The last thing you will learn in this life, is how cruel I can be." Wishmaster "Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to Man. And the fire gave birth to the Djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a Djinn shall be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the Djinn shall be freed to rule the earth. Fear one thing in all there is...fear the Djinn." “Match wits with a creature older than time? Match wits with a prince of the dark dominions? Pit your tiny twentieth century mind against one who walked the spaces between the worlds, and trod the wings of angels beneath his conquering feet? Alexandra, you're a delight! Really, you are.” “Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?” “That which is eternal cannot die. But if it's any consolation sweet Alex, that hurt like hell!” “You wish to know what I am? To you, I am this: The cry of the abandoned child. The whimper of the whipped beast. I am the face that stares back at you from the shadows of your mirror. The hollowness at the heart of all your hopes, Alexandra. I am despair.” “A little masterpiece of my own, I call it ‘Sister, why have you forsaken me’…rather a good likeness don’t you think? I especially relish; the trapped animal look in the eyes………don’t approve…alright then, Fuck it! You know what I say, if you can’t beat them, burn them…baby.” Ghost Rider-Film “You have his heart, now I'm going to break it.” “Your Penance stare won't work on me. I've no soul to burn. Guess the caretaker forgot to mention that…surprise! He sent you to bring me back, I’m not going back, I like it here!” “There's an old saying: Raise no more devils than you can lay down. My father raised one too many.” “How does it feel to have all that evil inside of you? All their power? All their souls? A thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes. Your souls are stained with the blood of the innocent. Feel their pain.” Mass Effect Series “Reaper? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply... are.” "You will be the voice of our people"-"I will be more than that." "I can sense fear in you. Anxiety and distress. The Reapers are winning." "Our beacons…you found one. You saw it all—our destruction, our warnings…Why weren’t they heeded? Why didn’t you prepare for the Reapers, human?" "I was a soldier, not a scientist. Skilled in only one art: killing." "Among my people, there were…avatars of many traits; bravery, strength, cunning. A single exemplar for each...The embodiment of vengeance. I am the anger of a dead people, demanding blood be spilled for the blood be lost. Only when the last Reaper has been destroyed will my purpose be fulfilled. I have no other reason to exist. Those who share my purpose become allies. Those who do not become casualties." "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honor matters…The silence is your answer." "And the last thing the Reapers hear before they die will be the last voice of the Protheans sending them to their grave." "When I was born, our empire was already at war with the Reapers. The first thing I remember was seeing my planet on fire." "Any could oppose us if they wished. And if they had won, they would have ruled. Many tried. None succeeded." "Mercy is not a weapon—it is a weakness." "I am disturbed the “EDI” machine was made to look physically attractive. I suggest your “Joker” pilot undergo a mental examination." "Our scientists believed it was the only force in the galaxy that mattered. They called it the “cosmic imperative”. The strong flourished. The weak perished." "As stone is shaped by the one who carves it. The stone has no choice in the form it will take. You and I Commander…war is our sculptor. And we are prisoners to its design." "Organics do not know how we were created. Some say by chance. Some say by miracle. It is a mystery. But synthetics…know we created them. And they know we are flawed. They are immortal. We are not. They see time as an illusion. We are trapped by its limitations. Above all, machines know the reason they were created. They serve a purpose, while we search aimlessly for ours. In their eyes, organics have no reason to exist." "There is room for only one order of consciousness in the galaxy; the perfection of the machines, or the chaos of the organics." “Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension, I am Sovereign.” “Your civilization is based on the technology of the Mass Relay, our technology. By using it, your society develops on the path we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.” “Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.” “We are the harbingers of their perfection. Prepare these humans for ascension.” “The forces of the universe bend to me.” “We are the beginning, you are the end.” “Human, you’ve changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.” “Know this as you die in Vain; your time will come, your species will fall, prepare yourselves for the arrival.” "There's an old saying here on earth; may you be in Heaven half and hour before the Devil knows you're dead." Elder Scrolls-Skyrim "Maw unleashing razor snow, Of dragons from the blue brought down, Births the walking winter's woe, The High king in his Jagged Crown." "You have found our fortress. Dragon Age 2 “Fixing your mess is not the demand of the Qun! And you should all be grateful!” Supernatural-Television Series "If you're a bad little soldier, well, that dear old mom of yours, that adorable little sister, I'll make certain that they both live long enough to know the chewy taste of their own intestines. No, Jake. I'm not bluffing." "Oh, this isn't just any gun, Jake. This is the only gun in the whole universe that can shoot me dead." "Oh, my. I'm shocked at this unforseen turn of events. Go ahead, Jake. Squeeze that trigger. Be all you can be. This will all be over. Your life can go back to normal. Of course, the Army won't take you back 'cause you're AWOL. But I'm sure you could get your old job at the factory back. But then, on the other hand, the rest of your life, and your family's, could be money and honey, health and wealth, every day is ice-cream sundae. And all you got to do is this one little thing." "I'll get to you in a minute, champ. But I'm proud of you--knew you had it in you. Sit a spell. So, Dean...I got to thank you. You see, demons can't resurrect people unless a deal is made. I know, red tape--it'll make you nuts. But thanks to you, Sammy's back in rotation. Now, I wasn't counting on that, but I'm glad. I liked him better than Jake, anyhow. Tell me--have you ever heard the expression, "If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is?...Well, it's a better shake than your dad ever got. And you never wondered why? I'm surprised at you. I mean...you saw what your brother just did to Jake, right? That was pretty cold, wasn't it? How certain are you that what you brought back, is 100% pure Sam? You of all people should know, that's what's dead, should stay dead. Anyway...thanks a bunch. I knew I kept you alive for some reason. Until now, anyway. I couldn't have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family." "You know, psychic Pamela? You remember her. Cas, you remember her. You burned her eyes out. Remember that? Good times. Yeah, then she died saving one of your precious seals. So maybe you can stop pushing us around like chess pieces for five freaking minutes!" "I carved you into a new animal, Dean. There is no going back." "Maybe you're right. But now it's my turn to carve." "When we win, when we bring on the apocalypse and burn this earth down, we'll owe it all to you, Dean Winchester." "Oh, you can smirk and joke and lie to your brother, lie to yourself, but not to me! I can see inside you, Dean. I can see how broken you are, how defeated. You can't win, and you know it. But you just keep fighting. Just... keep going through the motions. You're not hungry, Dean, because inside, you're already...dead." "I know God, and you, sir, are no god." "Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? Beautiful in a trillion different ways. The last perfect handiwork of God. Ever hear the story of my fall from grace? You know why god cast me down? Because i loved him. More than anything. And then god created...[ chuckles ] -- You. The little... Hairless apes. And then he asked all of us to bow down before you -- to love you, more than him. And i said, "father -- I can't." I said, "these human beings are flawed, murderous." And for that... God had Michael cast me into hell. -- Now, tell me...does the punishment fit the crime? Especially, when i was right? Look at what 6 billion of you have done to this thing. And how many of you blame me for it?" "You're not fooling me, you know that, with this "sympathy for the devil" crap. I know what you are. You're the same thing only bigger, the same brand of of cockroach I've been squashing all my life -- an ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego." "So you’re willing to die…for a pile of cockroaches, why?" "They are broken, flawed, abortions!" "Amateur hocus pocus…don’t forget, you learned all your tricks from me; little brother." "You’re doing the best are you? Well then do the best of somebody better!" "See, War and Famine, even if I could cram the rings back on their bony fingers, I doubt it would do much good. They're withered husks right now, fetal position on the floor, all thanks to you. So I don't want the rings. What I want is retribution. And I'm going to rip it right out of your ass!" "This is one little planet in one tiny solar system in a galaxy that’s barely out of its diapers. I’m old, Dean. Very old. So I invite you to contemplate how insignificant I find you." "Lucifer has me bound to him, some unseemly little spell. He has me where he wants, when he wants. That's why I couldn't go to you, I had to wait for you to catch up. He made me his weapon. Hurricanes, floods, raising the dead. I'm more powerful than you can process, and I'm enslaved to a bratty child having a tantrum." "Disease gets a bad wrap, don't you think? For being filthy, chaotic, but really that just describes people who get sick. Disease itself is very pure. Single-minded. Bacteria have one purpose: divide and conquer. That's why in the end, it always wins." "However you feel right now, it’s going to get so very, very much worse…questions?" "Oh, if Satan wants them so bad, (yelling) he can glue them back together!" "So, you've got to wonder why God pours all his love into something so messy...And weak. It's ridiculous. All I can do is show him he's wrong, one epidemic at a time. Now... On a scale of 1 to 10, how's your pain?" "I thought of sending in a few of my bruisers, really letting them go to town. But then, well, trial one was kill a Hellhound, trial two was rescue a soul from the pit. So, from here on, I'm gonna keep everything hell-related--demons, et cetera--away from you. Safe side and all that--plus, I just thought it seemed fitting. From what I understand, Sammy took that bird's breath away. What's the line? Saving people, hunting things--the family business. Well, I think the people you save, they're how you justify your pathetic little lives. The alcoholism, the collateral damage, the pain you've caused--the one thing that allows you to sleep at night, the one thing is knowing that these folks are out there, still out there happy and healthy because of you, you great, big, bloody heroes! They're your life's work, and I'm going to rip it apart piece by piece--because, I can--because, you can't stop me--and because when they're all gone, what will you have left? You want to keep those people alive. I want complete and utter surrender. The tablet, the trials --you'll give them up, or we'll keep doing this dance. Your choice, my darlings." "You have no idea what it would be like...to be plucked from obscurity, to sit at God's feet, to be asked to write down his word. The ache I felt when he was gone, telling myself, 'father's left, but look what he's left us...paradise'. But you and your Archangels couldn't leave well enough alone, you ran me from my home! Did you really think you could do all of that to me, and there'd be no payback?" Diablo Series "Not even death can save you from me!" "My brothers, at long last we stand reunited. The Infernal Gate has been prepared, and the time of our final victory is at hand. Let the way to Hell be opened! And the Evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man, shall he walk amongst the innocent, and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of Creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" "Now my young brother, the time has come to assume your true form! Arise Diablo, Lord of Terror!" "I have walked the earth, always searching for that which will make me whole. High in the mountains of Killaronn, deep within Mount Arreat lies that thing. I shall have it. My brothers will not have died in vain...and I shall rule unchallenged!" "Tyrael! The ancient law of the High Heavens strictly forbids us from interfering with the mortal world, yet you have done so; brazenly." "All I am guilty of, Imperius, is bringing justice! While you hide, cowering behind your throne!" "Silence! You will now answer for your transgressions." "You cannot judge me. I am justice itself! We were made for more than this! To protect the innocent! But if our precious laws bind you all to inaction...then I will no longer stand as your brother." "I cast off these petty illusions. Behold the true vision of the Lord of Hell!" "You thought you were so clever, that you had outwitted us all. One by one, our brethren fell into your trap. But not me. I defy you. I know the Black Soulstone is the key, and it shall be mine. Soon my armies shall pour forth from the Shattered Mountain ravaging this world and all hope of resistance. My minions will find the stone wherever you choose to hide it. Then at long last, Azmodan shall reign as the Prime Evil." "Even in the heart of heaven...angels...can still feel fear." "My old enemy! You cannot hide from me, no matter what form you choose to wear. Let your true self be revealed...Diablo!" "Our long war ends today, Imperius!" "Take one last look at your shining Heaven, Imperius. For soon, nothing of it shall remain, but my laughter..." "Gaze upon the destruction I have wrought. It'll be the last thing you see. Iskatu, destroy the nephalem!" "You think yourself free from the chains of fate, Nephalem, but all will kneel before Lord Diablo!" "My armies flow through the hell rifts. Heaven will be destroyed long before you set one foot into the Silver Spire!" "You shall never wake from this nightmare." "All that you have known - all that you have ever loved - shall die along with you, Nephalem!" Heavenly Sword "Dear me...such a heavy sword for such a...fragile creature. Come child, let me take your burden." "Er, Perhaps I'm not making myself clear, I have something of yours and you have something of mine!" "Actually Shen they have taught me that everything comes to he who waits...but quicker yet to he who takes!" "Now that wouldn't be wise...that wouldn't be wise at all!" "I know its death that I'm holding now." "Did I ever have a choice?" "Oh it is pretty isn't it? Yes, yes I like that , I like it a lot! Oh please give it to me or I'll kill the old man...painfully and I can be...QUITE inventive." "With every age that comes to pass, there is one, born to greatness, sent from Heaven to shape the world to a divine vision. I am...the one. So where's the sword?" "General Flying Fox...I will choose to believe that the reason you let it slip through your hands is some...oh, elaborate attempt at humoring me, and not because you are an incompetent fool!" "Did something speak? I can smell something fishy...Bleugh! Like a rotting octopus crawling with slimy maggots." "As opposed to a ssssexless, skull on a stick...with knives poking out of every orafissss." "SILENCE!" "...is my middle name sire." "Dear Shen...you see, my sole purpose is to bring order to the disparate tribes of this land. Would you allow your people to suffer, all for the sake of your silly pagan beliefs? "What have I told you about calling me that word? It's bad enough seeing you blot out the sun each day without being reminded that you sprang from my youthful and exuberant loins." "Roach! Go and make our guest a little bit more...uncomfortable. Hang him somewhere nice and high, so that he can be seen by his devoted daughter." "So now I have it, the whole land will bow to me and bask in my reflected glory." "What is your purpose Nariko, exactly hm? To die valiantly, to shed blood for a worthless cause, perhaps? Well whatever it is, it's over." "I am going to kill you, and I'm going to kill that walking flesh-bag son of yours." "You must come home with Kai! Like a good girl." "Welcome! What a glorious day this is. To celebrate the capture of the Heavenly Sword, I invite you all to indulge me in my little distraction. The rules are quite simple...last man standing, lives! Everyone else dies. Enjoy!" "Very entertaining, VERY entertaining! Let's heat things up a bit, shall we?" "Shut all the gates...and bring her back...NOW!" "Girl trouble, sir? Well, I could slice her nicely for you...but I presume you still want her alive and...kicking?" "Presume? I do not pay you to presume. Forget Nariko, my troops will take care of her. I trust that you can handle...the little one?" "With...er...delicacy...Sire." "Peek-a-boo...Asshole!" "Send this message to your loathsome master! If you have the courage of a real warrior then you will come and meet our steel. We are ready, Bohan. We are waiting!" "I have brought peace, order, harmony to a fractured people. And yet...there are still those who refuse to see our greatness. Barbarians! Cannibals who want to...eat our brains and...and sully our souls! And we must cleanse the Kingdom of the perverts, the fanatics. We must annihilate the degenerates who defile our pure and wholesome minds with sick pagan imagery, and foul our mouths with hot and spicy muck that masquerades as nourishment! But most of all...we must destroy that female hell-hag, that demi-devil wholures me ever towards her, waiting, waiting...for the moment when she can sink her slavering jaws into my sacred genitals! Kill her! Wipe her out! It is my will!" "We have prepared this fortress well for the final assault. My thanks to you all. When the dawn comes we will be outnumbered by a thousand to one. But we are warriors...we are great warriors! We have walked with death every day and it has made us strong. Take heart that the Heavenly Sword is still on our side. It is wielded by Nariko. She has rescued many of your friends and brothers, regardless of creed or Clan. Many of you are here today because of her actions. say your goodbyes now so that tomorrow you can enter battle with a clear head and a strong heart. If this battle is indeed to be our final hour, then let it also be our finest!" "Once death has been fully accepted, there is nothing to fear. You are free." "Don't you know when you're beaten, Nariko? Kneel before me and I will show mercy to your people. If you resist then you will all die together! "So many people have died because of this sword, and what did it ever bring in return? Nothing. Nothing. You have won. You have damned us all, and now you deign to say my time has come? You hold me captive and you choose this as your moment to destroy me? No. All you do is corrupt. You waste our lives, and what power do you really possess? It's me that's holding you. You can't even kill me. I won't let you kill me." "I have tried... really, really hard to bring this land to order. I have... I've shaped it, I have... I have prepared it for a brand new era, and only this "girl" this... beautiful "girl" stands in my way. Grant me power; power to send her back to the underworld that spat her out... Please." "A battle between Heaven and Hell, here on Earth, Nariko... have you stopped to think which side you are really on?" "You are nothing, Nariko. NOTHING! You were never meant to be. You are an abomination. No one will remember you!" "Hell is waiting for you, Nariko. It is calling you home." "Please my Lord, don't let me die like this...I could accomplish so much. Arrghh! Please...spare me, I beg of you. Arrghh!" "I'm not sent from heaven, father, and neither is this sword." Hellsing "Your voice sounds so lovely when you're whimpering in agony." "They have dared to enter this house, built on blood and honour. I will see them roast in the deepest pits of Hell!" "I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God." "That's rediculous, you fool. There's no such thing as an immortal." "Yes I know, and once I have your head on a stick everyone else will know it too." "Come on, get up, attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars...transform your body...heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young, come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together, the fun has just begun! Come on, hurry!" "Silence! I'm a dog...then you're dog food." "Don't you dare question my resolve! I have already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be CRUSHED! Hellsing does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your way!" "Good work soldiers...now good night!" "Purpose...what a silly question my beautiful fraulein. Purpose, how quaint. To put it in the simplest possible terms fraulein, our purpose, is the total absence of purpose. You should be aware, fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredemable louts, for whom the means does not require an end. I speak of course of myself." "Be sure to eat every bite. If he turns into a ghoul, I will not be happy." "Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn't it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I?" "But nevermind that, try to stop me then you self-proclaimed 'normal people'. But unfortunately Iscariot is not my true enemy. My true enemy is Britan...the Hellsings...well really that man laughing in the corner back there!" "My friends, it has often been said that I like war. My friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats. Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth. I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy. The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers! When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy. I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the yark bombers flying overhead. Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!? Very well. Then kreig is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy. Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war! At last the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion this is a message from your commander… friends, let’s bring them hell." "The wings of Hermes is my name, eat my wings! To make myself tame..." "Alucard, take heed. Here are your orders. With you silver gun, paint the white army crimson. With your iron gun, paint the black army scarlett. I will know my foes by the stains of red you leave upon their chests! Now search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Run them down! Do not let any of them leave the island alive!" "It's coming. The River comes...the river of death! The dead will dance...and Hell will Sing!" Hellboy 'What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.' 'Salt, gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael, the Hellhound. The Seed of Destruction. This I can promise, Sammael, for every one of you that falls, two shall arise.' Hellboy 2: The Golden Army 'It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the Golden Army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word.' 'Let this remind you why you once feared the dark...' 'The humans... the humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled! They will never have enough!' 'What humans do is in their nature. To honor the truce is in ours.' 'Honor? Look at this place! Where is the honor in this? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet?' 'I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad... and the worst.' 'He may have mused in the past 'am I mortal'...you are now.' 'Abraham, many people have died for this crown, and he will too. If you want to save him, and see her again, you will find the missing piece and bring it to me.' 'Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!' Halo “I care not for your little life - open the relic.” “Like the rest of your race, weak and undisciplined.” “My face will be the last thing your pathetic eyes ever see.” “If they came to hear me beg, then they will be disappointed.” “Even on my knees, I do not belong in their presence.” “Your ignorance already destroyed one of the Sacred Rings demon, it shall not harm another.” "One single Flood spore can destroy a species. Were it not for the Arbiter's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet!" "Then it is an even fight. All Cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!" "I will have my revenge - on a Prophet, not a plague!" "I... am... Truth! The voice of the Covenant!" "And so... you must be silenced!" "So fades the great harvest of my betrayal. Even these beasts recognized what you were oblivious to, human. Your nobility has blinded you, as ever. The Librarian left little to chance, didn't she? Turning my own guardians... my own world... against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her pets from me forever. If you haven't mastered even these primitives, then Man has not attained the Mantle. Your ascendance may yet be prevented. Time was your ally, human, but now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners... have returned. This tomb...is now yours." "You persist too long after your own defeat. Come then, warrior. Have your resolution." "So misguided. Humanity's imprisonment... is a kindness." Legacy of Kain series "You are reborn. The birth of one of Kain's abominations traps the essence of life. It is this soul that animates the corpse you...lived in. And that, Raziel, is the demise of Nosgoth. There is no balance, the souls of the dead remain trapped, I cannot spin them in the Wheel of Fate, they cannot complete their destinies. Redeem yourself, or if you prefer...avenge yourself. Settle your dispute with Kain, destroy him and your brethren, free their souls and let the wheel of fate churn again. Use your hatred to reave their souls, I can make it possible...become my Soul Reaver...my Angel of Death." "This at least had remained constant, the endlessly swirling vortex of the abyss. My tomb...and the womb of my rebirth." "Answer me little brother, or I will beat an answer from your horrid lips." "Tell me...did it trouble you to murder your brothers?" "Did it trouble you when you ordered me into the abyss?" "Eternity is relentless, Raziel. When I first stole into this chamber, centuries ago, I did not fathom the true power of knowledge. To know the future, Raziel. To see it's paths and streams tracing out into the infinite. As a man, I could never have contained such forbidden truths, but each of us is so much more than we once were. Do you not feel with all your soul how we have become like gods? As such, are we not indivisible? As long as a single one of us stands, we are legion. Our futures are predestined. Mobius foretold mine eons ago, we each play out the parts fate has written for us. Free will is an illusion." "I found the tomb of Sarafan, Kain. How could you profane a priest by turning him into a vampire?!" "Who better to serve me than those whose passion transcends all notions of good and evil?" "The Sarafan were saviors, defending Nosgoth from the corruption that we represent. My eyes are opened, Kain. I find no nobility in the unlife you rudely forced on my unwilling corpse!" "All great movements require a few martyrs." "You're a righteous fiend, aren't you?" "Apparently, I am." "Or maybe your just hungry. Could it be as simple as that? Wouldn't that be poetic irony? The greatest adversary to the vampires turns out to be the biggest parasite of them all." "Ah, yes. I like that look on your face Moebius. You really don't know what to do now, do you old man? Here you are, caught with out your damned staff, and I suspect things aren't progressing as you'd hoped. You're not used to the fly turning to confront you in your web, are you?" "Precisely. I had a choice, and I chose mercy." "And what about Kain? You're leaving your quarry behind!" "You kill him, if its so damned important!" "But now all your little schemes are whirling in ruin around you, aren’t they? All because I chose to exert my will for once, rather than obey the "Surrender, vampire, and we promise you an easy death!" "I would promise you the same... but it would be a lie." "Vae Victis - woe to the conquered! I have found the Heart of Darkness. And you - go to Oblivion!" Brutal Legend "Whatever victories your demon blood grants you will soon be unraveled by your human weakness." "Son of Succoria, suckled by the dry teat of man." "You are half so many things, I doubt any part of you is whole. Is there even a word for a creature such as you?" Doctor Who "You're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans of seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put, a trap." "I have a message and a question. A message from the Doctor and a question from me. Where is my wife? Oh don't give me those blank looks. The twelfth Cyber Legion monitors this entire quadrant. You hear everything. So you tell me what I need to know. You tell me now and I'll be on my way." "What is The Doctor's message?{the fleet explodes behind Rory}" "Would you like me to repeat the question?" "Where the hell have you been? Every time you've asked, I have been there! Where the hell were you today?!" "I couldn't have prevented this." "You could have tried!" "And so my love, could you." "Colonel Manton, I want you to tell your men to run away." "What?" "Those words. "Run away." I want you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you Colonel Runaway. I want children laughing outside your door, 'cause they've found the house of Colonel Runaway. And when people come to you and ask if trying to get to me through the people I love!... is in any way a good idea, I want you to tell them your name." "It's strange. I have often dreamed of dying in combat. I am not enjoying it as much as I'd hoped." "I've taken lives...I got worse, I got clever...I manipulated people into taking their own." "Hell is descending!" "I am so old now, I used to have so much mercy...you get one morning...don't lose it." "The Daleks have failed! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct? Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just die!?" "...You would make a good Dalek." "You just killed somebody I liked, that is not a safe place to stand!" "It's taken me all these years to realise, the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" "Hello, I'm the doctor...run." "You have no weapons, no defenses, no plan!" "Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?" "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." "A very old saying. The oldest. “Demon's Run. When a good man goes to war.” "The tracks left the doctor spreads, will travel where the doctor ends...His friends are lost forevermore, unless he goes to Trenzalore...This man must fall as all men must, the fate of all is always dust...The man who lies will lie no more, while this man lies at Trenzalore...The girl who died he tries to save, she'll die again inside his grave" "This man must fall as all men must, the fate of all is always dust...the man who lies will lie no more, when this man lies at Trenzalor...the girl who died he tried to save, she'll die again inside his grave." Lord of the Rings "Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, "My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!" Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 'This planet will be dark, forever.' Transformers: Fall of Cybertron 'Get ready to crumble...before Rumble!' 'Enjoy your brief respite as leader--it will not last!' 'There's no greater honor than to fall at the hand of a king.' 'After eons of conflict I finally see the truth of your words, Megatron.' 'And what might that be Optimus?' 'This universe, no matter how vast, will never be big enough for you and I to coexist.' 'You call yourself a Prime? You were a records clerk when I found you, you will be dust when I'm through with you!' Amazing Spiderman 2 "I will cut the light and soon, everyone in this city will know how it feels to live in my world...A world without power...a world without mercy...a world without Spider-Man. They will see me for who I truly am...I'm Electro" Misc-no clue where they are from "A story is told as much by silence as by speech." "Why be led, when you can be leader? Why bow to lady luck when you can beat her? Why sit back and relax if you can pull your fill? Before you are taken, why not go in for the kill?" "If we have to give our lives, we give them hell before we do." "It's only the truly powerful that have the luxury to relinquish power." "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." Fics that I am making in Partnership with other Authors Hakkyou no Yami Demonic Legends: Rise of the Inugami: The Kyuubi broke free of Madara’s control, and thus was not sealed inside of Naruto…but he was ignored by his clan for his sister. One day as he is alone in the forest he finds the key to grow stronger…when he finds the wounded form of Inu no Taisho (Strong Naruto, Naruharem…bashing galore) Tales of Destiny: Rebirth of the Genesis: Forsaken...abandoned...betrayed by their own blood, the two twin children of the Yondaime are forced to endure the hell of Konoha. Little dis they knew, that their actions will haunt them forever...all because of the selfish act of a mother. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5787566/1/Tales_of_Destiny_Rebirth_of_the_Genesis Dark Legends: Rise of the Abyssal Prince: Demonic Legends: Calamity of the Frozen Storm: Agurra of the Darkness Hope of Flames: During Tsunade's inauguration as the Godaime...the Akatsuki send two of their strongest members to take Naruto...Naruto goes with them to protect his village...and reveals his secret for all who did not know...now...he is being taken by Akatsuki...what will the village choose...save the Jinchuriki, now knowing he is truly human, or leave him to his fate...dooming them all... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5571843/1/ A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death: What if Kushina wasn’t Naruto’s mother…what if his mother was a powerful Shinigami, one that no one would expect to be capable of motherly affection. Naruto Uzumaki…son of Minato Namikaze…and Soi-fon…this is his story Ideas not Likely to get to...but will let others take...: This is a list of stories I came up with, but the problem is that I likely will never get to them, I am setting them up here for people, if someone would like to take a shot at them, please PM me so I can confirm it and enjoy what you have done...NO YAOI PAIRINGS...YURI IS TOLERABLE...generally I would prefer NaruHina...but if you adopt one of the below stories and you severely do not wish to do NaruHina...I thinkI can suck it up and take it like a man... Chosen of Madara: Feeling guilt at causing Naruto’s life to be an unending hell, Madara grants the near broken Naruto with a gift…the true Sharingan. Watch as Naruto becomes the greatest user of the Sharingan since Madara in his prime, (Extremely badass Naruto…) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5684153/1/Rise_of_the_Immortal# http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2204331/ the rasengan guru has taekn this story, others may take it as well... Uchiha and Hyuuga; Naruto's Defenders: During the Cloud Incident, Naruto saves not only Hinata...but also the Uchiha heiress Suzuri. The aftermath shows the hyuuga and the uchiha what the village has done. They swear to make sure that Naruto becomes the greatest shinobi to ever grace Konoha...with their tutelage, it just may happen. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5469959/1/Narutos_New_Fate# http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2204331/ Kumo no Naruto: The kidnapping of Hinata was not only successful, but they also managed to kidnap Naruto as well. ears later when Konoha causes Kumo to be at war with Iwa…the fourth great ninja war? (Kumo Naru...Samui, Karui, Yugito, Hinata, powerful Naruto) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5511865/1/ Naruto of the Sannin: Orochimaru went crazy when he thought he was dead, Tsunade went drunk when she thought he was dead, Jiraiya went hermit when he thought he was dead…what happens when they find that their grandson isn’t dead…behold Naruto Uzumaki…grandson of the Sannin. (Naru?, Sandaime bashing) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5718831/1/ Naruto…Arrancar: Aizen used the Hogyoku and Orihime’s abilities to bring back several dead Espada…but the resulting energy opened a rift to the Kyuubi sealing, sealing away all of the resurrected Espada into Naruto. What will become of the new Arrancar Jinchuriki. (Really Powerful Naruto) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5549474/1/ Hybrid: Naruto’s mother is the strongest Lycan, his father is the strongest vampire…when his mother discover’s he is alive…Konoha will burn. Perfection: After Orochimaru leaves Akatsuki he takes objects of great power from each of his fellow members. He returns to Konoha and kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel…Naruto Uzumaki. (Living Kushina,Naruto with powers of Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Zetsu, Nagato/Pein, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, or Deidara, you can remove some of the powers if need be, but having all of them is much appreicated) Perfection: Naruto the Chimera by Thanathos: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5549441/1/Perfection_Naruto_the_Chimera Perfection by Arynia: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5689777/1/Perfection The Curse of Perfection by ryubimaru: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6338691/1/The_Curse_of_Perfection Naruto Legends: Perfection Arrives by The Infamous Man: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6338316/1/Naruto_Legends_Perfection_Arrives The Ultimate Perfection by teixeira64: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6703035/1/The_Ultimate_Perfection Perfection by Awesomeness Incarnate: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6942399/1/Perfection_is_in_the_Eyes_of_the_Beholder Original Jutsu Tei-Oshi: Functions similar to sand burial, but rather than crushing the outside of the body, it forces the inisde of the body to compress onto itself. Requires a primary or equalized wind affinity. B-rank wind technique/A rank technique Arashi Kobushi/Storm Fist: Covers arm in lightning and wind based chakra, thus creating storm chakra. Chakra forms into a fist and causes several forms of damage. Severely damages body to molecular amount, shocks the chakra network. A-rank storm technique/ Saikou kouseitan'i kinjutsu : Saigai no go kouseitan'i / Supreme Element forbidden technique: the Calamity of the Five Elements: The fire would burn the ground until there was nothing left to burn, the wind would create scars in the eartn the size of small canyons, the earth would send massive and small sharpnel to all in it's bath, the lightning would strike so intensely that it would break the earth in to thousands of shards, and the water would be sent down with such destructive force that it would destroy anything in it's path. Necessary tools, High elevation, massive chakra stores, power over all five elements, and an object that can channel massive amounts of chakra. Technique has been given a class of it's own, it is an X rank technique that is not to be used by anyone that does not hvae jinchuriki class cakra stores as well as the necessary requirementsfor the jutsu to function Futon: Kaze Kadou (Wind release: wind vortex): creates a vortex of wind that one could use like a mid range melee weapon, Naruto could swing it around with enough force to block most attacks, the faster the vortex, the more damaging the strikes, some strikes will even send hundreds of wind blades careening everywhere like shrapnel, leaving Naruto and his allies open for backlash...B-rank wind jutsu Futon: Shippu Shingai(wind release: Hurricane shock): a vortex of wind surrounds Naruto, but rather than wind, it is sending out waves of raw chakra...one massive strike would be enough to break through konoha's wall...at the cost of most of the chakra (I am thinking in earlier stages, Naruto has a hard time breathing inside the vortex...A-rank wind jutsu Futon: Hitofuki no Shitsunen (Wind release: gust of oblivion): Naruto inhales a massive amount of air, his chest partially expands to accomadate the air, and in one large burst he can send the wind out with enough force that it would tear through any one of Shukaku's attacks and disperse him completely. The attack also disperses chakra of all types...but if used too often in a short while it can cause lung collapse...High A-rank wind jutsu Doton: Jishin Sentou(Earth release: earthquake spire): a three part earth jutsu, a strong punch charged with earth chakra is slammed into the ground, creating a debilitating shockwave, a second punch sends earth spikes into the enemy...a third punch sends the earth spikes flying into the sky...this technique requires high chunin to low jonin chakra control...A-rank earth jutsu Doton: Kumo Kireme (Earth release: spider rift): hand is in a knife strike position, and charged with earth chakra. a direct strike from the strike into the earth results in a rift that sends smaller rifts away from the original like spiderweb cracks. requires low jonin chakra control...B-rank earth jutsu Doton: Tsuchi Golem (Earth release: rock golem): a difficult earth technique, one has to manipulate the earth around him into an armor of rock and stone, the resulting golem is completely controlled by the persons chakra. One needs expertise in chakra control to perform this for long periods of tiome. genin with large chakra reserves with little control would be able to do it for about ten minutes at most...a person with expert chakra control could do it for hours or even days...C-rank Earth Jutsu Doton: Seishi (Earth Release: Restraint): an earth technique, simple in its purpose, complex in its application. The technique creates two pillars of earth, which then shoot out towards the intended target. The jutsu is meant to restrain a target, but it can easily be used to kill a target as well...C-rank Earth technique Katon: Hi Sou (Fire Release: Fire Stream): a fire technique, simple in its purpose, complex in its application. The technique creates a singular stream of fire, whose intensity can be increased or decreased by the user of the technique. Such a technique can be used for offensive techniques, as well as construction, such as welding two pieces of metal together. However, the technique must be controlled, if too much or too little power is given to the technique, then it will not work for its intended purposes...C-rank Fire technique Raiton: Hekireki Te(Lightning release: thunder hand): the tenketsu on the hand release lightning chakra and it wraps around the hand to form and electrocuting arm...it is very basic, as unless someone has large enough reserves, they will not be able to kill anything. Raiton: Raijin no Kyouran (Lightning release: Raijin's fury): a difficult lightning technique, the entire bodies tenketsu releases lightning chakra all over the body, creating a perfectly conductive armor. the armor can be shifted and morphed to near any form...and is even capable of conducting enough electricty to turn an entire desert of sand into a sheet of glass...Hyuuga training is required to fully master Raiton: Rendan no Raijin (Lightning release: Barrage of Raijin): the hands and feet are only charged with lightning chakra, the technique is strog enough to cause severe damage given amount of chakra. the resulting strikes can fry a persons chakra network with enough power behind the strikes Raiton: Hekireki ude (Lightning release: thunder arm): a lightning technique that can create a weapon of pure lightning chakra...the technique is 100 dangerous, severe injury or death is assured when hit by this technique, Any weapon from hammer, to axe, spear, sword, bow and arow, to even a gun made of lightning... Suiton: Mizu Tama (Water Release: Water Ball): a water technique that uses an existing source of water to create a sphere of water, which is then fired off at an opponent. The speed this technique is fired often distorts the shape until it becomes an oval shape, making its strike upon the opponent even more deadly...C-rank water technique Sution: Mizu Ya (Water Release: Water Arrow): a water technique that uses an existing source of water to create an arrow out of water...C-rank water technique Gouka: Makai Rendan(hellfire: hells barrage): a dark technique used only by those who are capable of using hellfire in its raw form. The technqiue involves the hellfire user summong a gate to hell itself, releasing a hundred pillars of fire that crash down on the landscape, burning only those the hellfire user pleases. The pillars explode upon contact and assault all enemies, while passing through allies as if they did not exist in the first place. It burns away the flesh of enemies, and uses their souls to fuel its fire... Gouka: Kuroi Seki (Hellfire: black gate): a gate from hell opens and the arms of hades impales those judged guilty by the user. Their souls are dragged to the lowest bowels of hell, where they will be used as fuel for its fire for all of time. Forced to be burned and reformed every single night. Gouka: Kunrin no Hinote (hellfire...reign of fire): a technique that requires the contract of the dragons of Makai. The contract was brought to the ninth layer of hell where it is guarded by hells most savage abominations, beings whose souls are so tainted, that even Yami-sama is disgusted by their existance. The contract will summon dragons who are so powerful, that not even a Bijuu could possibly control them. Dragons of hell(Ryu no Makai): dragons that are so powerful that bijuu tremble at the coming of a swarm, for safety's sake, it is suggested that nobody ever summon the boss dragon, as its power is so great that it rivaled the Jubi. The Rikudo sennin and the Jubi teamed up to banish it and its brood from the world, and cast them into a summong scroll created from the skin of a pure blood demon, and held togethor by the hair of a pureblood devil, and bound by the blood of the Jubi and the Rikudo sennin. if one is ever to summon the boss dragon...Ankoku, father of the hell dragons, and one of the six founders of hellfire along with Beliar, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Onikhan, and Akumakhan...if one is to face Ankoku...one must first be strong enough to make Kyuubi submit in a pure battle of arms... Kurenai Raikou (Crimson lightning): a raiton based technique that has ones blood used as the conductor. the lightning will strike out against anything living, and will burn ones blood from the inside out. Arashiton: Raikou Kadou (storm release: lighting vortex): a combination of the wind release jutsu that creates a vortex, and the lighting weapon jutsu...the result is a vortex that has a layer of lightning chakra on either the inside our outside. The wind chakra will fire hudnreds of thousands of needles much like rasenshuriken) and the lightning chakra will randomly send out weapons of lightning... Sunaton: suna arashi (sand release: sandstorm): unlike regular sandstorms, this one is basically the wind cutting up the opponents, while the stone and rock fragments get into the persons body, once inside, the wind chakra inside each sand particles will explode like a hail of stone all inside the persons body... Senmu no Itami(conductor of pain): spires of stone and rock, filled with lightning chakra create dozens of spiked lightning rods...there is one spire that is directly attached to the user, and when a single one of them is hit, it will send out hudnreds of thousands of volts of electricty all over the place... Saishi no Kiroi Fenikkusu: a forbidden ritual that requires the blood of a black phoenix, the rarest of all phoenix's. The problem is that the phoenix only bleeds ONCE from a single type of strike. After that, the strike cannot harm it again. The person is given a few moments to extract the blood before their attack becomes useless. It is also impossible to kill a phoenix. To complete the ritual...a piece of the individual they wish to resurrect must be present, a jaw bone, a bit of their ashes, or even a single drop of blood. But it must be of the pure source. The phoenix blood is also an offering to the shinigami, as his favorite drink is the blood of a black phoenix, but he can no longer harm them with his blade since they began to adapt to his weapon (A deified weapon works about a hundred times on a black phoenix before it is basically useless) in return for the blood, the shinigami will resurrect whomever you desire, and as an added bonus, the bodies of the ones being reborn are in their prime. Saishi no Kimera: a more complicated jutsu. Depending on how many are being resurrected, the individuals must draw an immense seal made of their blood. A single person being resurrected must have a 10 foot by ten foot seal, and three people must have a 30 foot by 30 foot seal. If there is a single mistake, the jutsu will fail, and the souls of the ones being resurrected will shatter, never to be reincarnated. Each section of the seal must be made of the blood of one who carries the blood of the one being resurrected (Children and grandchildren...siblings and parents have no chance of accomplishing the feat) and the blood has to be charged with each individuals chakra. If the seal is created successfuly, then they must sacrifice the spirit animal of the one being resurrected. If one does not know...their own spirit animal should be able to tell. After the animals have been sacrificed, then the ones performing the ritual must go around the array in a perfectly even spacing and slit their wrist onto a specific point. The result will be that the ones being resurected will gain back a body...but it will be altered to have traits of their spirit animal. For example...if ones spirit animal was a fox, they would gain fox ears and a tail...same goes with the varying spirit animals. Johou no Reikon: the riskiest of the resurrection techniques, but gives one an amazing advantage. Immortality and eternal youth. The one who is attempting to resurrect somebody must split their soul into Yin and Yang...this is risky because if the soul is not split properly, then they will shatter and forever be destroyed. Once the soul has been split, the two halves will open a gateway to the netherrealm, where they must find the soul of the one they wish to resurrect. Once they find them, they must get them to split their own soul into yin and yang. Once this is accomplished, they must quickly return to the portal, where the Yin of the summoner will merge with the yang of the one being summoned, same in the other direction. Once this is accomplished, the elements around them will form the body of the one being resurrected...giving them a body that will never die, and that eternal life and youth will be given to the one who brought them to life... Personal Bloodlines: These are bloodlines that I made up, they are not from the Naruto series. Other authors are free to use them...but please ask permission first, and cite where you received the Kekkei Genkai from. Seishougan: Ability to manipulate raw chakra into any shape or form without handseals to the extent that it becomes second nature to the bloodline users even when the eye is turned off. Reikon Byakugan: The second stage of the Byakugan...gives one the bility to use it's three Hijutsu...Archangel, Penance, and Wrath Archangel: summons an angel of golden light...the form of the angel depends on the individual themself... Penance: Summons a spirit that will punish those for their sins... Wrath: summons a being of pure and total destruction... Misumegami no Yami(Water goddess of Darkness): This bloodline gives one mastery over water. The bloodline is determined through the eight gates... Kaimon (Gate of opening): allows one to manipulate existing water (Streams, lakes, ponds) without chakra Chishishokkou (Blood weaving): Allows the user to turn their nerves, muscles, veins, and other fleshy parts of their body as weapons. The Blood is incapable of this feat. The flesh is capable of forming into spear tips and tendrils that can lash out at enemies, or even knives and stabbing weapons. Blunt force weapons are also possible, but are much more difficult to use. Chishishokkou also gives one the ability to assimilate other body parts. If a user of Chishioshokkou were to lose a limb, they would be capable of assimilating another limb. The bloodline will use the nerves, tendons, muscles and nerves to take the removed body part, release a natural acid that eats away at the DNA of the former wielder, and allows the limb to be attacjed to their own body. Severed limbs also have another ability...the limbs are capable of functioning on their own for a period of time, but the limb will eventually die completely after a few hours. Also, burning the tip of where the limb was severed makes it impossible for the bloodline user to gain a new limb. The bloodline is even capable of assimilating bloodlines, but the bloodlines they assimilate cannot be passed down. Shukketsuhone (Bleeding Bone): The result of Chishioshokkou merging with Shikotsumyaku. The bloodline partially keeps the assimilation abilities of Chishishokkou, but it is limited. Luckily, the resulting hybrid bloodline allows one to regrow a full limb. However, the limb is made from bone and muscle tendons. The bones making up the arm are as strong as tempered steel, but the tendons still conduct pain, so the arm is much more sensitive than the original. Once the limb is formed, the bones can be altered to form clubs, blades, even bows and arrows. It is also capable of creating an armor around the tendons, but the feat would require a bit of chakra, and adds weight to the limb. Mokushajigan (Copying Wood eye): The result of a forced hybridization between the Mokuton and Sharingan. The bloodline contains both of the progenitors strengths, and allows for several new advantages. The bloodline creates pitch black wood that is covered in special seelings and pods. Each seedling and pod contains a Sharingan eye. The eyes can do everything a normal Sharingan eye is capable of. Anything grown by Mokushajigan also has a special connection receiver with the bloodline holder. If the user of the bloodline needs to, they can make a connection with the things they have grown and essentially view and download any and all information received by the wood. Primordial Essence (to be properly named later): The primordial essence, can be aptly described, as the first chakra nature, the first time that humans possessed chakra. This chakra, or essence, was unique in the fact that unlike most chakra natures...its form could change. For instance, with the primordial essence, one could change their chakra nature at will, if they wished to have a wind affinity, all they needed to do was will it, same with fire, water, earth, lightning, even fusion elements such as wood, ice, crystal, dust, lava, and more, all of these were possible with this rare Kekkei Genkai. Of all Kekkei Genkai, and all chakra natures, this one is rarer than them all, even the legendary Rinnegan wielded by the Rikoudo Sennin was considered common in comparison. -Mystic Six Tailed Naruto, has been given permission to use this Kekkei Genkai -AzureKing, has been given permission to use this Kekkei Genkai Zanpaktou: These are zanpktou I created Zanpaktou created in Partnership with others Agurra of the Darkness (to be revealed later in A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death) OC's: This is a list of OC's I came up with, some of them might be used by authors, I have placed down the authors who I have knowledge might use them. Generic (High born demoness) Her hair is pitch black, but it has a tint of red in the sunlight, and a tint of blue in moonlight, and when it is pitch black out, her hair has an ethereal whitish shimmer to it. Her skin is stony gray, but smooth as the finest silk. Her nails are black and sharp like claws, and she has imprssive form. An hourglass figure, an impressive, but not too large bust (about Tsunade or Anko's breast size) her teeth look relatively human, but her canines (both top and bottom) are a bit longer, and some of her teeth have more of a point than usual. Her tongue is a bit long. Her eyes look like pools of fire at times, such as when she is angry, or unleashing some of her powers...and her lips are luscious and full. She wears little to no clothes...she does however wear spiked shoulder pads, a piece of armor that wraps around her neck and partially goes down the front of her body, which attaches to several long chain-like things that drape down her back. She also wears a long dress that parts at the front to show off her legs, which are silky smooth and sexy, and she also has no footwear. The dress she wears is made of a type of chain mail/cloth that is highly durable...also, the outside of her nipples are also a bit darker than a normal humans... and her demon form...well...the demon form I had some redesigns to it, but here is what I have... in her demon form, she is about as tall as a three story building, and she has changed considerably. She now sports two horns on both sides of her head. One set of horns points upwards and looks like cooled magma almost with a bull-like horn point to it, the other set of horns swings to the back then shoots back towards the front and looks like cooled magma just like the others, and has a sharp spike...her hair has grown considerably longer, and more shaggy as well. Almost like an animals mane. Her eyes remain as pools of burning fire, and she has a haunched form. Her arms are thicker and more dangerous looking, the forearm growing a bit bulkier and coating in a magma-like armor that smokes occasionally and between the cracks turns red, and the claws are long like swords. Each finger acts like a normal human finger, but they have a serrated edge to them and a SEVERE sharp point to them...her legs have also changed considerably. They now have a demonic looking skin covering them rather than the silky smooth ash colored skin from before...the final change is that she now sports a pair of large wings on her back, bat-like, but they also have a sort of angelic look to them in a manner... Naruto Sora Uzumaki-Namikaze: Naruto's twin sister. She was born a few minutes before her brother and thus she was chosen to become the one to inherit her parents prowess, while her brother was forced to become the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko. She was trained in all of her aprents arts, and when she returned home, expecting her brother to greet her with open arms, she was greeted with hatred. she is basically a young carbon copy of Kushina, she is capable of using kenjutsu, fuinjutsu, and rasengan. (is in use for my story Wrath to come) Mitsuki: Daughter of the daimyo of Hi no Kuni, she fell in love with Naruto and promised that when she came to Konoha she would marry him. She is extremely possessive of the blond and does not like having many girls go after her Naruto-kun she is the niece of Orochimaru, her skin is pale, has golden eyes, and she is extremely skilled in the use of a naginata. (is in my story Mokuton heiru) Sayuri Uchiha: middle child of Mikoto Uchiha and Fugaku Uchiha, is the same age as Neji Hyuuga, but fell in love with Naruto. She is a romantic, and feels all sexual acts must have romance in them, candles, herbs, and such. she also loves to read and wrte poetry, as well as paint images that would put some of the greatest artisans to shame (In story Naruto of the Four Dojutsu) Ibara Ishi: Daughter of the Yondaime Tsuchikage, and arranged to marry Naruto uzumaki. Her bloodline allows her to pass through all solid matter. She has been charged with stalking, breaking and entering, and robbery of shops that sell sex toys...legally has OCD(Obsessive compulsives disorder) and is ranked Chunin level in combat. Mass Effect Name: Razha Raik Race: Krogan Gender: Male Age: 227 Eye Color: Amber/Red color Nationality: Clan Raik before exile Affiliation: None/Himself Class: Krogan Sentinel Appearance: Smaller than the average Krogan, has considerably less bulk compared to other Krogans of the same age, and even younger. His shoulder hump is also rather small. His skin is an orange red tone mixed with brown, and the greenish yellow markings which show his youth still adorn his hide. His most notable feature though, is the gaping hole where his left eye should be, and the burning scars surrounding the area. His armor is a dull gray color, and adorns a majority of his body. He also has a specialized visor which starts on the right side, and swoops over to the left side, covering empty eye socket. On his armor, it is adorned with scratch marks from what appears to be a dull knife, formed in a systematic manner. Personality: Razha is quiet, especially by Krogan standards. He is also incredibly paranoid, he always seems tense, and his lone eye is always darting over the place, and at all times, he has quick, easy access to a weapon. He also displays a cold rage around Salarians…he seems to hate Salarians even more than most Krogan, like he is just waiting for an excuse to tear out their throats with his teeth. Short Bio: Razha was born to clan Raik, and from the moment of his birth, it was clear that he was the runt, and would likely always be the runt. He was not as strong as the other Krogan, and was often beaten by those who were far younger than him. His physical prowess superceded most alien species, but as a Krogan, he was overall weak. Because of this, Razha’s father was filled with shame for siring such a weakling. Razha was intent on proving himself a worthy Krogan, and so constantly sought a means to work around his weaknesses. Unlike most Krogans, he sought to outthink his opponent, rather than outgun them. He in time developed a means to use the strength of his opponents against them. In time, he ‘perfected’ his style, and over the course of several years, was able to defeat his opponents in spars…this lead to a measure of approval from his father. Over time, he was also learning about technology by ripping apart old tech and figuring out how it worked. He managed to self-teach himself about how to fix weaponry, and some minor pieces of technology. On the day of Razha’s rite of passage, he felt both eager, and worried…he was not strong as a Krogan, that was for certain, but he hoped his own skills would be enough to get him through it. At first, it seemed it would be that way, he fought through a pack of Varren, and with his skills and weaponry, he was able to take them out with incredible ease, but, suddenly he was attacked by a group of Klixen, and then he was getting pushed back even further. He managed to kill several of them, and at first, he waited for the next stage, but suddenly, a Klixen jumped over the debris and leapt upon him, and rammed its claw into his eye…Razha roared in pain as he emptied his clip into the stomach of the Klixen, trying to get it off of him…the Klixen was slain, but it destroyed his eye, and its fire seared the wound shut…Razha would have stood up, but a pile of debris fell over as the Thresher Maw came, pinning him down…the Thresher Maw simply passed through…and Razha did not fire a single shot. His father and his father’s krannt came to find him…and in disgust, his father turned away, leaving him to die. One member of his father’s Krannt lifted the debris off of him, and left…he was insulted in the worse possible way…he wasn’t worth killing. Razha left Tuchanka soon after, as he was no longer welcome in his own clan…but he kept his surname, despite that fact. On his way to the Citadel, the group he left Tuchanka with found a derelict freighter. The group stopped for salvage, and found it was owned by a small merc band. The merc band had suddenly left the ship for an unknown reason, but on the ship, they found the bodies of assorted people, no doubt victims captured by the merc band. Among the dead were Batarians, Turians, Humans, and a few Quarians. Razha searched the Quarian bodies, and found a good Omni-Tool, and a few caches of data, amongst the data were tutorials on tech repair. As he finished, he heard the sound of gunfire, and it was discovered that the merc band had never left, they had concealed themselves with a specialized cloak which hid them, and hid their vital signs as well. The merc band was composed mostly of humans and turians, a few salarians were amongst the group as well. The group Razha was a part of was almost exclusively Krogan, and they fought against the mercs, who greatly outnumbered them. Razha fought as well, and ended up taking down a good number himself. However, at the end of the fight, Razha was on his own against the remaining mercs, who were hunting him down mercilessly on the freighter. Razha was able to hide from them, but they kept finding his location, in the end he had to put himself in a corner, and use what equipment he had to kill them off. In the end he won, and he salvaged the merc bodies, took their cloaking tech, and a special visor…he managed to send out a distress beacon, and since the ship was parked on a trade route, it was only a matter of time before a ship picked up on it. They entered the ship, but found no survivors…however, Razha had used the cloaking tech to sneak aboard the ship, and catch a ride to his next destination. Since then, Razha has become one of the few Krogan assassins, as opposed to a mercenary. Using his tech skills, achieved through trial and error use, cannibalizing tech, and the data caches he stole from the quarian bodies, he learned how to retrofit the tech he stole from the mercs to better suit a Krogan, and upgraded his armory to make him a more efficient assassin. He attained a small fortune, which at one point, he used to do a surgery for a testicular transplant, in the hopes of curing his genophage induced sterility….it not only didn’t work, but the complications in the surgery rendered him completely sterile…the surgery had been performed by salarians, and so this lead him to hate Salarians even more than ever. After this, he almost exclusively took contracts where killing, or screwing over Salarians, was involved. Sexuality: Straight, though presents an Asexual demeanor most of the time. Preferred weapons: Two M-6 Carnifex, One M-3 Predator, One M-11 Suppressor, One M-27 Scimitar, Flash Grenades. Krogan Combat Knife. Equipment: Omni-Tool with Omni Blade, Cloaking device retrofitted for Krogan use. |
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