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Joined 04-19-09, id: 1907377, Profile Updated: 08-11-11
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Name: LeMerrie...and no, this is not my real name :3

Age: 21...or so I have been told...

Gender: It has come to my attention, via best friend, that I am a gay man trapped in the body of a woman.

Location: Rockin' Guanajuato

Personality: I have a fairly short attention span, and I have the near death experiance anecdotes to prove it. I have an almost unhealthy obsession for pretty things. I am almost always poor. I hate my life and people in general. Except for those who I call my best friends. Oh, and I'm a pervert. Like, a huge pervert and even that seems like a bit of an understatement. I also have a huge potty mouth. I sometimes scare myself, even. And I don't scare easy.

Hobbies: I like to write, read, draw and cook all sorts of exotic foods. Especially sushi n_nb

Favorite Anime: Naruto (hardly a surprise to anyone anymore, but I sincerely don't care what other people say, even if the manga is going through some major twists), Trinity Blood, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Shamploo, Bleach (though I kinda gave up on this one...), Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, D.N. Angel, Sukisyo, Yami No Matsuei, Loveless, Junjo Romantica, Hellsing, Vampire Knight...and thats all I have for now...

IMPORTANT! A note about what I'm gong to be writing about:
I merraz2590...am a yaoi fangirl. 'Nuff said. If you bitch about it I'll only flip you the bird, so don't waste my time...

You have been warned.

Favorite pairings:

Naruto:

NaruSasu (Naruto is SEME. Sasuke is UKE. Period.)

KakaIru (this pairing makes no sense and thats probably why I get such a great kick out of it)

GaaNeji (yeah, I don't get it either...)

ShinoKiba ("fleas and dogs stick together")

ShikaNeji (two hot genuises...how can you not like this one?)

Harry Potter:

RonxHarry

RonxDraco

RonxCharlie

RonxFredxGeorge

RonxSeverus (don't ask, I just really really like Ron ^///^)

RemusxSirius

FenrirxHarry

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

JetxZuko

SokkaxZuko

AangxZuko (well, basically anyone that can top Zuko is on my double thumbs up list XD)

Now for some randomness XD:

I needed the laughter...

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

Something about the best word ever XD

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Works in progress:

Here is a list of some fanfics that I'm working on, I'll tell you now that most of these fics are not finished as I've only just recently started writing fanfics and I'm constantly getting smacked around by plot bunnies that come at me out of nowhere. Sorry if the summaries aren't that good, cuz I suck at those :(

Obscure: Love is like a vampire, it consumes you till you are left drained and empty. Horrifyingly clichèd plot line, but I think it will turn out better than expected. Will contain some serious angst and there will be eventual NaruSasu. Eventual meaing that smut will have to be put off in favor of an actual plot. What. The. Hell.

Unmasked: ON HIATUS. Sorry, but I can't take it anymore. Everytime I look at this fic I feel like a failure and I don't think I can give you another update. If someone wants to adopt this fic, PM me.

All tied up: Sasuke has been caught up in many strange situations, but never one as compromising as this one...PURE SMUT!! This is the longest lemon I have ever written. There is absolutely no plot to this one. It has been long since uploaded.

Up Against You: Naruto hasn't been sleeping very well. Kind of hard to when the sheets are always so wet...COMPLETE!

Sex & Smoke: Neji already knew that Shikamaru doesn't commit to anything. Shikamaru already knew that there was no place for Neji in his life of decadence and debauchery. And yet somehow, in defiance of all logic, they just keep coming back for more. ShikaNeji. Porn with a plot.

It would be useless to list all of my other works-in-possible-progress, because the voices in my head are unpredictable like that. So just subscribe, favorite and REVIEW!!!

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Twelve Days of Terror by The Purple Polar Bear reviews
In which Naruto is coerced into staying with his boyfriend's family for Christmas, and has to suffer through twelve days of terror. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,870 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Bet of the Year by jarnsaxa reviews
"It was the bet of the year... Roy Mustang against three people... Roy Mustang against piles of paperwork. Roy Mustang against sex." lots of UST, teasing & dirty tricks. torturing Roy ;-P RoyxEd, other mentioned, yaoi. Spoilers for the first anime&Co
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 226,265 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
A Cursed Blessing by yaoiandcoffeeaddict reviews
Boys like Zuko are seen as a curse to the Fire Nation and a blessing to the Earth Kingdom. When his condition is discovered in Ba Sing Se, Iroh and Zuko's lives change for better or worse. Jetko, KuZu, Mpreg, Slash, Angst, Death minor characters
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,784 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - King Kuei, Zuko
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Doll Face by PrettyKitty93 reviews
Naruto hears of a contest for cute ukes from all over, and sets off to enter Sasuke in it. Too bad that along the way, everybody can't wait to get a piece of him, but Naruto doesn't give his Sasuke up easily... Yaoi. Multiple Pairings. Lemons Galore. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,591 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Something New by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
Tony wasn't sure what to think when Thor shoved that thing into his hands and he definitely wasn't sure what to think when he was told it was supposed to go inside of him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Time to Protect, Time to Kill by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Naruto is an Assassin. That is his element. But what happens when his boss, Itachi, makes Naruto take a Bodyguard assignment. The person he's supposed to guard, Uchiha Sasuke. NARUSASU yaoi- Updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,184 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Need to Unwind by Jagger3 reviews
Jet has befriended Zuko and his uncle in Ba Sing Se, and the Freedom Fighter can't help but notice how tense his new friend is. So Jet takes it upon himself to help 'relieve' Zuko's stress. Rated M for Yaoi and language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Ye Merry Gentlemen by Cardio Necrosis reviews
"'Are we five,' he asks in a bouncy castle filled with Jell-O."
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
You Belong With Me by My Devils Advocate reviews
Merlin and Arthur go to the same school and their bedroom windows face each other. Before, Arthur didn't know Merlin existed but now he's his best friend even though they've never talked face to face. What will happen when they do? AU CONTAINS SEXY TIME.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,951 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Hole by dmnq8 reviews
The decent into madness is often a one-way street. Hidan/Shikamaru. Yaoi. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn 'the darkest female arts': fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love in an Elevator by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sauske get caught in an elevator. What Naruto wants to know is if the tension between them is purely out of anger or if it's partly sexual. NaruSasu rated to be careful
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dryad by CerealK reviews
Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Claim My Innocence by countryangelatheart reviews
Harry has a problem. Can Ron help him solve it? **Rated for mature sexual content and vulgar language.**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In Heat by siany reviews
Superboy goes into heat. Robin isn't entirely sure what's going on. Batman intervenes. Citrus.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
By Your Side by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto shows Sasuke where he belongs. With him. NaruSasu. Spoilers up to 551.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning After Dark by Fiend Maz reviews
Azure blue eyes focused back on the raven's grinding body, his free hand slipping under the black collared vest and rubbing the smooth skin there as they descended. He could feel his breath hastening slightly as his own cock responded to the growing erection against his stomach. NaruSasu. Naughty & Kinky Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epiphanies by Daniko reviews
"Sirius wondered why he hadn't tossed Severus out of his home when he was given a clean bill of health. He knew the answer of course: he was as curious as a damned cat and ol' Snivellus was revealing himself to be quite the riddle. No pun intended."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Faded Inhibitions by HereIGoAgain reviews
Being drunk and bloodthirsty at the same time probably wasn't the best idea. Kaname/Zero oneshot, lemon, AU, the goods.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
A Fate Foretold by Imperial Mint reviews
Before his birth, Shikamaru is foretold to be taken by the barasingha, a clan of deer-monsters who ensnare young travellers and devour their souls. One night he is saved by a barasingha, sparking a chain of forbidden love and foretold fate. Neji/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Worth the Risk by kidneythieves reviews
Neal nearly looses Peter on a case & decides to risk it all for the man he's fallen in love with, regardless of the danger. Peter questions himself as he realizes he might feel something more for his conman. Neal/Peter slash, sexually graphic
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,890 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Up to Something by SylviaW1991 reviews
Ron thinks Blaise is up to something. Blaise is, but it's not at all what Ron expects. M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Never Enough by Equinexia reviews
Bunny gets his "fill" out of every hero. Of course, he keeps the best for last. Barnaby/Kotetsu, Barnaby/Everyone. Post-episode 9. Warnings for each chapter inside.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny, Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Respect Your Elders and Betters by dreamingfate reviews
Drunkenness in Barnaby's flat leads to awkward hugging and then other things
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny
Caresses by OhSlashy reviews
Gellert turned his head curiously, his long, brown lashes lowered over his sly, blue eyes. "Albus...?" he murmured and looked forward once more when the auburn haired boy stopped before him. "What are you doing?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Morning Training by secret ritsuka reviews
NOW A TWO-SHOT! Second chapter added. Naruto and Sasuke are told to start training early as punishment for arguing and...well read and you shall know. BL. rated M for a very 18 plus reason ; please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Very Merry Yuletide Mess by slashtasticsam reviews
Ron and Harry receive a mysterious gift. Ron's horny, Harry's scared, and Charlie doesn't want to think about his baby brother that way. Ever. Slash, Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Guy's Night Out by Carrietta reviews
In the midst of their relationship issues, Harry and Ron find something special in each other when they decide to go out one night. Written for moonserenity089.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Silver Heaven Ranch by Animehead reviews
Working at a brothel, Sasuke was used to people paying him money to enjoy themselves. What he wasn't used to was someone actually being good at it-and a trucker no less. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let Go by Nomannic reviews
Iruka helps Ibiki relax. IrukaxIbiki. Warning: Hot guy sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ibiki M., Iruka U. - Complete
Wand of Destiny by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
So while rereading 'DH' I noticed MULTIPLE sexual innuendos, and thus, this little PWP ficcy was born. M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Take It All Away by StarkBlack reviews
NejiShika. Just a drabble that wouldn't get out of my head. Neji comforts Shikamaru after a rough mission. Warnings: yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
What Lies Between by dmnq8 reviews
As in, 'All Heaven, Hell, and what lies between'. "It is choice, not chance, that determines your destiny."- Jean Nidect. Dark, evil Naruto. Religious themes. AU. Yaoi. Narusasu. Giftfic for Delectat. Disclaimer in my profile, warning in the fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,597 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost In Reality by dmnq8 reviews
There are things in the mind that tend to get lost in reality. Yaoi, threesome, Iruka/Kakashi/Genma. Giftfic for Blood Zephyr. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Battle Royale by Illusory Impurity reviews
AU Based off of Battle Royale. When Naruto's class is forced to participate in The Program, some will fight. Some will play to win in this twisted, deadly game. The word trust will lose all meaning. NaruSasu / Writing improves a lot in chapter six!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Tale of Teenage Delinquency by B-Rated reviews
In the same universe as A Public School Tale. While Kakashi was falling in love with the geek, Genma was struggling with his own demons. Companion piece, can be read on its own for the lazy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Genma S., Raidou N.
The Five Things that Dave Learned on Vacation by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
The Five Things that Dave Learned the First Time Vacationing with Aaron and Jack. It's their first vacation as a family with Aaron and Jack, and Dave has one hell of a learning curve. - SLASH- Hotch/Rossi, Jack established relationship .
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Take Me by Mirror and Darkling reviews
Sasuke's got a werewolf for a next door neighbor, a brother who loves to annoy him, and a snake like demon that wants his body. It's just a normal day at the garage. The fact that a certain werewolf thinks Sasuke is his mate...even better. AU. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Backbreak by CerealK reviews
Our love is eternal, volatile, all encompassing, painfully obsessive and as beautifully destructive as a universe gone supernova. It kills us but we can't let go... Structure, Pressure, Fracture, Rupture- how far until our backs break?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prince of the Pond by oddbird reviews
A twisted fairytale about a prince, a frog and a glass ball, and a bit about a poor blue fish that has to witness it all. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That's A No No by ToInsanitysEnd reviews
Office sex! Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne. Slash, yaoi, lemon.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cooking for Dummies by D.C.1 reviews
NaruSasu; Take one brooding chef. Add a blond playboy. Mix until firm. Sample to taste.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In the Back of the Van by Akie-chan reviews
NaruSasu. What sort of things happen in the back of an old, beat-up Orange van? There's only one way to find out. Contains Yaoi, Lemons, Oral sex and steamy Van sex? Rated M. AU & PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromising Position by Onyxlight reviews
As Falman opened the door he could do nothing but stare... Ed/Roy humor!smut
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Warped by Fifi McFu reviews
Johnny/Peter slash. The Green Goblin has stolen an important machine from Reed's lab and the Fantastic Four enlist Peter's help... but can he put his desires for the Human Torch aside and get the job done? Yaoi, lemon
Crossover - Spider-Man & Fantastic Four - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Scotcheroos by dmnq8 reviews
The boys can't cook, but they can...do other stuff. Same AU as Mission: Get Laid. Yaoi. Sasunarusasu. Giftfic for SexyKakashi99. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Department of Magical Creatures Case 62637 by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
At 21, Draco Malfoy is on a journey to find his life mate, but is delayed by pesky Hufflepuffs screaming 'regulations' and 'laws'. Please, Malfoys play by their own rules. Pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
I'm Psycho, Baby by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo becomes engaged in a rape fantasy that he will not soon forget. AU Mature.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Simple Physics by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Friction—the rubbing together of two objects, or the effort expended in moving one object over another with pressure," said Tucker. Dash considered this. "So friction is like…sex?" Dash/Tucker, SLASH; Fast porn, slow romance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,093 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tucker F., Dash B.
Abstract by Hitome-Chan reviews
There were some myths that not even the most learned person knows about. Some things in this world that are just alien to our senses. Ron is one of those things, and a dead Harry discovers a world full of others just like him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Save Me by dmnq8 reviews
1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,691 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possession by lulunabo reviews
Complete. A series of one-shots now. It's the story of Aang and Zuko, their love, and how possessive the two can be of each other. AangxZuko yaoi Aang on top
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Naughty Saint Nick by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ron's been a naughty boy this year and Santa Draco is about to give him just what he deserves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Just Don't Talk About It by MelloShello reviews
Ron and Malfoy hate eachother. Doesn't stop them from meeting secretly, for whatever reason. Slash! RWDM. Lemony. Takes place during Year 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
One Lonely Night by Hitome-Chan reviews
Toshiro lived life at night, not because he wanted to but because it was the best time to perform his job. Ichigo just so happened to meet him at his office, one lonely night.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,876 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Lazy by stealth gato reviews
Kiba has a slight obsession that turns into something more... KIBASHIKA yes, Kiba and Shikamaru get it on. YAOI LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Alone Again by MonkeysInPants reviews
SLASH. Reinrassig III has an... interesting proposal for Ben.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
Domestication by darkalbino reviews
Naruto was everything frowned upon in a pet, and that was the only reason Sasuke even bothered. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot. Kitsune!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Witchy Woman by Rayne McKenna reviews
Sequel to 'Halloween Treat'. Really should read that first. This is what happens at the Halloween party. Includes, drinking, fighting, dancing, the horizontal mambo and MONSTER MASH! And not necessarily in that order...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Riding The Ninetails by see03 reviews
Sasuke works at "Nine-tails Legend", a roller coaster in Konoha's amusement park. When Naruto forces him to ride it and is injured in the process, Sasuke takes the blond back to his apartment to treat it and gives Naruto his reward. NARUxSASU MATURE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Immaculate Rejection by becoafamu reviews
It seems Fire Lord Zuko is having trouble producing an heir. So, who does he turn to for help? His friends, of course! Unfortunately, some dirty little secrets come out in the process. Zuko/Mai, Zuko/Sokka, Zuko/guard, Zuko/sailor, Zuko/Jet... and so on.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Zuko, Sokka
Radio Bye Bye by EruditeWitch reviews
Secrets and lies are destroying Harry and Ron's friendship, as well as their friendship with Hermione. Will cowardice and shame win out? Or will Ron and Harry finally find a way to turn the worst to right? lyrics by Coheed and Cambria
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Illusions and Masks by EmbraceDiversity reviews
He seemed so strong and confident. A guy of iron will and determination. So why was it that whenever he looked at him it was as if he was barely hanging on? AU. ShikaNeji. Request Fic for Maya Nara. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Deuteronomy 3235 by Rayne McKenna reviews
What should have been the start of a wonderful, two week vacation turns into a nightmare for Morgan and Reid. SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Distract Me by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke is dragged on holiday with his parents and irritating bastard of an older brother. He's all set up to be a miserable sod all holiday when a watersports instructor jumps in and serves as an interesting distraction. NARUSASU AU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Enemies With Benefits by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Isn't that how the saying goes? Slash!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Instinct & Reason by Fruiitcup reviews
After a tiring mission, all Shikamaru has on his mind is sleep. An encounter with Kiba changes that. NC-17 Wild!Kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Switching is Always Fun by necessarily-anonymous reviews
What the title says. Naruto doesn't think its fair that he has to bottom all the time. Naruto and Sasuke. Oneshot. NC-17. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PWP that deserves no title : by kampaidaze reviews
Seriously, it's just smut. Really awkward like unrealistically virginal prude-smut. Or something. Narusasu btw.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's With This Summer Job! by hoplessly-hopeful reviews
Sasuke works at a small local ice cream shop. As the summer draws to an end the store slows down and he meets a very interesting blond
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ikkasyll reviews
"The great Uzumaki Naruto might be good at a lot of things, but I don't think even you can get someone off without touching them."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Picture by Fiend Maz reviews
Naruto misses his bastard and demands things of his uke that involves a masturbating show and a dirty picture while he waits for Sasuke to come for the weekend. And Sasuke does, perfectly. Naughty Porn. NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Were Never Mine by Ahja Reyn reviews
Pride can be a hard thing to overcome when you lose the one you love. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Strangers By Day, Lovers By Night by fuelled by ramen reviews
"Teach me how to fight," Sasuke asked. And the only thing Naruto wanted to teach him was how to take it as he pounded him into the mattress. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trading Places by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour, Jutsu Gone Awry. Rated for sexual situation. Within seconds Naruto is on his feet, twisting this way and that and slapping his hands to his face to discover just how much he should be freaking out. Sasuke's already done this bit so waits for Naruto to get it over with.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naked by Lokifan reviews
Ron sleeps naked, and he's determined to convert Draco. Draco finds it all rather embarrassing. Cute Ron/Draco PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Why Naruto and Sasuke are banned from Tesco's by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura makes the mistake of sending the boys food shopping. Random drabble for Spyrea. Rated for language. NO PORN, JUST INSANE BEST FRIEND ANTICS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cursing and Hair Pulling by Midesko reviews
PWP Kevin/Ben slash M For adult situations, meaning sex between males. Kevin had no idea Ben had such a dirty mouth, or that he liked hair pulling so much.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
A Gentleman's Agreement by Totoromo reviews
Kisuke and Renji enter into a gentleman's agreement. How long can a purely sexual relationship last? RenjixKisuke/KisukexRenji. YAOI, M for sex and language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [K. Urahara, Renji A.] - Complete
Prelude by B-Rated reviews
Piece of A Public School Tale. Gives sight into Kakashi's and Genma's past as well as his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Interlude by B-Rated reviews
A future piece of Public School Tale I couldn't get off my mind. It's short because I didn't want to give too much away. Hope you enjoy anyway.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Idiot by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime and language. "Well, you know," Sasuke began moving his hands to say what he couldn't, saw the motions he was making and stilled them immediately. "Naruto on his back and...I, well, on top. Him. You know..?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wanderer by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Denial can be a long river when its traveler is stubborn, and Ron Weasley is nothing, if not stubborn. This is the story of how he traveled the world in flight of his demons, and how one person helped him find his way home again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Interrogation by LindenMae reviews
Now with more Vitamin C. Zuko interrogates a Water Tribe prisoner/ Sokka goes hunting and can't believe what he catches. Warnings for Dub Con, SLASH, and innovative use of a spear. Second chapter is darker than the first but still funny.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
When Things Go Superbly by DeviWan reviews
Kaka/Ita. The least they could do was take a moment off for themselves and enjoy each other, cause that's usually when things go superbly. It's yaoi, shounen-ai, sci-fi and a whole lot of complicated things. Go on, have a look, you know you want to...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'm An Open Book Instead by AiriKatsu reviews
He's always been the level-headed one, but working with Lee for a year has changed him in ways he isn't quite sure he fully understands yet. Now he's alone on Christmas, wondering how he'll ever face his co-worker. Rated M, LeeGaara. Moderate CSI plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Nectar So Sweet by SirTaylor'sTallTales reviews
Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Frustration by skysedge reviews
Sebastian is a butler on the edge and in need of something on which to vent his frustrations. Luckily for him, Grell has no sense of timing. Sebastian/Grell. Slight Sebastian/Ciel if you squint
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Raising Eggs: A Health Lesson by Ahja Reyn reviews
Professor Hatake enjoys torturing his students. But when bright-eyed Naruto Uzumaki seems to fall off the deep end, Kakashi is forced to admit that maaaybe he’s gone too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Irresistible by dmnq8 reviews
Uchiha mob boss, jaded younger brother, retired detective. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, two men find each other irresistible. Some uchihacest, slight supernatural. Disclaimer in my profile. Requestfic for xXItaHinaSasuXx. Mainly NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Yield So Readily by LiterarySpell reviews
Scorpius only wants a simple dance on his birthday. Who is Harry to deny him that? But as the night goes on, Scorpius gives freely of himself, and Harry realises he deserves to be greedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Curiosity Kills by Tossino reviews
Lavi doesn't believe that curiosity is a bad thing. He always does what his curiosity like a gnawing parasite wants him to do. He learns the hard way that it's not always so wise. LaviKanda, yaoi/boyxboy, oneshot, kinkmeme request.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Always You by dmnq8 reviews
When Sasuke's past catches up to him he finds it's harder to let go of than he thought. Will he lose everything he's gained with Naruto? Sequel to Until You. Dark. Yaoi. Disclaimer in my profile. NaruSasu, some Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,824 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Services Rendered by michelerene reviews
Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Morning Comes by Prpl Grl reviews
After a night of partying, Shikamaru finds himself in bed with his best bed buddy, but will his secret fantasies finally become reality? AU, Language, Yaoi !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Shikamaru N., Minato N. - Complete
A Question of Taste by o0-Constance-0o reviews
So many trips to Ichiraku's with Naruto left Kakashi broke and absolutely starving. He was just lucky that one Sarutobi Asuma was a notoriously good cook who was looking for a guinea pig. Asuma/Kakashi, contains graphic lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Asuma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Misinterpreted by bed of nails and sandpaper reviews
-"Saying 'I love you' is something that you think that you say everyday, when in reality I couldn't remember ever saying it." Naruto and Sasuke finally understand that maybe they should stop being so casual about eachother. explicit and graphic content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Until You by dmnq8 reviews
Village bully meets village outcast.Will they each let the other in? Dark. Yaoi. NaruSasu. Rated M for Mature content and eventual lemons. I don't own Naruto or the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,936 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Luster Or The Way They Are by myfreudianslip reviews
Kanda’s never been one for patience.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
First Time for Everything by RubberDuckies reviews
Itachi has made it his personal mission to try and tear down Kakashi at every chance he gets, even though he's terrible at it, but it isn't because he hates his peer, and Kakashi knows it. KakaIta YAOI nc-17 lemonz HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ITACHI !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2513 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rum by B-Rated reviews
Jack is drunk; Will is naked.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Kyuubi by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
One night, the NineTails gets, well, a little frisky.. poor Naruto and Sasuke have to deal with it. NaruSasu. Slight AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,448 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Bed, To Bed by Adistoria reviews
Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Weasley Wheezes by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
An unexpected pregnancy leaves Ron a disgruntled house-husband, while Hermione spends more and more time at work. A bet with Malfoy over their kids' summer Quidditch league teams changes things. Slash with implied Het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by Prpl Grl reviews
Neji wanted to get something special for Shikamaru this Christmas, but this is not what he had in mind.... Yaoi, Language, Lemon !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kindred by Prism0467 reviews
What kind of relationship might two young, ridiculously sexy, effortlessly handsome geniuses have with each other? NejiShika AU OC Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,339 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Screw Destiny by VerbogenVerwogen reviews
Naruto hated bastards with the passion of a thousand suns. Too bad that his new partner is a combination of all that. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Point by DireAfterglow reviews
Haku's been desperate for Zabuza for some time now, and on a stormy night Zabuza finally breaks... Yaoi, ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shadow Underneath the Trees by dragonwire reviews
Jet wakes up, and everything's different. Somewhat AU; the only real change is that Jet didn't, um. You know. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
One Dollar Load by y u m e m i . g a . o k a reviews
Sasuke likes biology. Naruto hates laundry. And the dryers? Oh, they *rumble*. AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Revenge by Ahja Reyn reviews
In an unusual display of pranking from Sasuke, Naruto comes up with the perfect form of diabolical revenge, only to have it backfire on him horribly when his partner in crime is unable to resist temptation. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Softest Touch by StarkBlack reviews
Renji/Ichigo Just some smut to brighten your day! A thank you fic for a friend! Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy love, language, anal.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
On the Road with Slavers by shaeldryn reviews
They have found a way to be accepted among slavers to gain information. Yet they could not have known what this would force them to do in the end - and that they might even like it... EraMur ONESHOT. Post Eldest. M for Slash/Incest/Lemon
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuck In A Rutt by WhisperElmwood reviews
Shino and Kiba, through Kiba's sheer idiocy, get stuck in a cave together. Things happen. KibaShino. One Shot. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Alley Sex by Cat Got My Tongue reviews
There was no way he was going to top him dressed like that. PWP. Yaoi. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Permit For Learners by Ma Chat reviews
In which Sasuke is a prestigious race car driver, and Naruto is the newest member of his pit crew. The real question: Just how many positions will that car allow?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Antithesis by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[ItaNaru][Oneshot] Itachi was his antithesis. He would never be Sasuke…but maybe that didn’t matter. «Content Advisory» Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
With one last growl by bevino reviews
In which Naruto make Sasuke need him... in a bad way. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Wish by seximonki reviews
Sum: Its Sakura's birthday. What does she want? A kiss from the handsome Sasuke. But what is she to do when she not only finds Naruto stealing her kiss from her Sasukekun, but his virginty as well? Make a hot yaoi porno video thats what! Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fiasco At the Church by Chasing Aislinn reviews
sex in church. will Kakashi say anything?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Difference by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Is there really a difference between making love and... um, y'know...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whatever you say, Johnny by UnexpectedNudity reviews
SLASH ConstantineBalthazar. Constantine may hate the greedy, despicable, halfbreed set, but still he seems to be always running into them. Every turn finds him in just this situation... MATURE, ONESHOT
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Thunder Thighs by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke and Kabuto have had one too many late movie nights... Implied SasuNaruSasu and OroKabu, but it's easily ignored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
But It's Snape! by Diosa2 reviews
Fomer professor and student meet again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Better Part of Valor by Mad Maudlin reviews
They say that discretion is the better part of valor. But for Auror Ron Weasley, a mysterious new case and an abrupt encounter with Draco Malfoy threaten to blow the lid off his bestkept secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,839 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Lion Dance by Lovely Mocochang.Com reviews
REWRITTEN! Naruto somehow convinces Sasuke to participate with him in the fair, being the front and back end of a Lion. With Naruto's behind so close to Sasuke's face and Sasuke's want for Naruto overpowering him - how do they cope? Swearing and sex. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Prove by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
SSSB Sirius, on a quest to prove to Remus that he isn't gay, finds Severus in trouble and does the Gryffindor thing. Mrated. With reason. Try it and see?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
A Muggle Way of Life by Ahja Reyn reviews
What do you get when you have a modern muggle dwelling inhabited by the Gryffindor Golden Boy and the Slytherin Ice Prince? A whole lot of stress...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Compliments from John by Aydine reviews
A cryptic period of a day in the life of John and Chas, but not without straightforward consequences. Chastine.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Under Wicked Sky by suge reviews
REEDITED 03.18.2009. During a raid Zhao captures Zuko and Sokka. They escape with dificulty, but surviving the uncharted earthebender territory and each other is the real challenge. Sokka/Zuko. Dark Themes. COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,310 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Three Nil by FallenShateiel reviews
Slash, It's a RonDraco story... very very angst... Ron is a tadbit understatement insane...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Damn Tornados by Mad Maudlin reviews
Ron Weasley has no life. Draco Malfoy is dead. And the Chudley Cannons are on the losing streak of the century. Draco makes Ron an offer he can't refuse, but when Ron starts having second thoughts, Malfoy will go to any lengths to make sure his plans aren
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,928 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Tao of Diogenes by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW-SS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Severus S., Ron W. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/17/2004
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Sex & Smoke reviews
Everything eventually comes full circle. ShikaNeji Warnings: Yaoi, sex, death, violence, mentions of rape, angst and substance abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,875 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Get It Up reviews
"Can a guy get off by just touching their prostate?", excellent question Asuma. Why don't you ask Kakashi? : YAOI of the Asuma/Kakashi variety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Asuma S., Kakashi H.
Naughtyness reviews
Naruto is bored, Sasuke is asleep on the couch. Then the marker made it's stellar appearance...NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Obscure reviews
Just how thin can the line between love and hatred become? My first serious multi-chap. Eventual NaruSasu. Ch3. "Go away Itachi. I don't need you here." "My oh my little brother. I always knew you had exceptionally good tastes.He looks a lot like him..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Up Against You reviews
Was it that hard to get a good nights sleep? SasuNaruSasu Yaoi, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? reviews
Push me, then just touch me, 'till I can get my satisfaction. A NaruSasu drabble. PWP. NC17. Public sex, too XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unmasked Sasunaru reviews
Stranded in a remote hotel after a certain mission gone awry, Sasuke finds out some 'things' about his blond haired companion and is confronted with his own distubances. YAOI PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.