Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Greetings, Mabuhay, Ciao, Hallo, こんにちは, 您好, Hola, Dia duit, Annyeonghaseyo, and Bonjour!
I'm an odd, anime-obsessed fanfic lurker with an effin awesome mafia gang in my closet, backed with Death-eaters
So, I like cute and moody tsundere Italians (and if they're with stupid, cheerful Spaniards, then better!), Anime, yaoi, shounen-ai, gay love, BL, and did I mention... YAOI?
I also like horny stallions (unicorns, my dear friends.) rainbow- brite rainbows, fuzzy eyebrows, nit-picking English gentlemen, and randumbness.
You know how there's always this socially awkward kid in society?
I guess I'm that kid.
The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.
Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
Agato the Venom Host
The Dark Graven
Lord Orion Salazar Black
Kumo no Makoto
Korraganitar the NightShadow
Final Black Getsuga
Masane Amaha's King
Nero Angelo Sparda
Name: Kiraddict, here at your service! >:3
Gender: Take a look at my stories, then guess. But if not; don't blame me when your fantasizing goes wrong. Haha, kidding.
Interested in: Yaoi, UFOs, magic, the mafia, fanfics, and Severus Snape.
Hetalia: (in order)
Spamano, DeNor, FrUK, PrAustria, GerIta, PruCan, PruHun, USUK, FrUKUS (Haha; "fruk us?")
KHR (Katekyo Hitman Reborn; In order)
Harry Potter (In order)
Drarry (FTW), Jamerus Snotter, and Moonfoot.
DRRR!!!= Shizaya, Shelty.
Maximum Ride (in order)
Figgy (or should it be Faggy?) Fax (It's like, canon, and I like Max anyways.)
Percy Jackson- PLuke. No shizz.
NaruSasu (When it comes to smut. I can still tolerate SasuNaru when it comes to fluff though. I mean, seriously; If you look at Naruto's body, he's a SEME. And he's not the moaning type. In my opinion. Which is pretty screwed up.)
Hetalia Fanfiction Meme-Just to let you know me better
List down 12 of your favorite characters in any order:
2.) Hong Kong
12.) Norge-- I mean, Norway
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
-North Italy got England pregnant? Heaven save us all. o_o That's just impossible...
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Veneziano is captivated by Hong , the silent and dark-haired beauty always sitting alone at the back of the room. Though when he finally gathers up the courage to befriend him, things don't go so well. AU! Gakuen Hetalia.
I think that was more than 20?
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"If I could turn back time"
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Angst. Ivan, after being called a "bad kisser" asks Gilbert about his opinion. That, however, to the Prussian, was basically an invitation from the Russian for a lip-lock.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
-Canada slash? What's that? XD Lol, I know some friends who like EngCan. It's not that bad, honestly. :)
-Canada? Sorry, I'm really unsure about writing songfics, or songfics in general.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
" Jealousy. It always got in the way of being friendly with his cousin, Roderich.
Ludwig always loved Elizabeta, though he knew she was bound to another man through marriage, no less. Whether cleaning the house, or just laughing and being herself, Ludwig had always observed the Hungarian from afar. And Elizabeta knew this, too.
Elizabeta and Roderich don't love each other; Their marriage is purely beneficial, but Ludwig wouldn't do as much as to lay a finger on his cousin's wife. He could see the hurt in her eyes whenever she'd be ignored by the Austrian aristocrat, and Ludwig knows she's just a girl, simple, fragile, and delicate, despite her tough disposition.
And the German couldn't want any less than to treat her like one."
Fail!fic is fail. :x
17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
"Smut. Mafia!RomanoxUke!England. When a British spy gets too far in investigating a famous and dangerous mafioso and gets caught, he is held captive for some...punishment." I tried, I really did * *
19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Ahh!!! A-ah... Scheiss, I'm close...
--Loud popping noise--
24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
-" Arthur and Matthew are in a happy relationship until Matthew runs off with Lovino. England, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with Gilbert and a brief unhappy affair with Norway, then follows the wise advice of Spain and finds true love with Hong Kong"
" Incest isn't so bad after all" WTF
29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
1.When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, answer in a low tone, “I’ll never tell…”
2. When forced to type up an essay or project, put the whole thing in one of those whacky fonts (the ones that are all symbols and the sort) then act confused when your teacher can't understand it.
3.When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
4.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.
5.Raise your hand and ask to go to the nurse and say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE."
6.Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.
7.Sing your questions to the class.
8.Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
9.Address the teacher as "your honor".
10. When the teacher turns their back to the class, scream and bang desks, then when they turn around act normal and get on with your work.
11.Put your hand up, and when the teacher calls on you, just say, “Oh I was just pointing at the ceiling.”
12.Say you're invisible and when people say you're not, start crying.
13.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
14. While the teacher is writing, hide the board eraser. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
15.Tell your teacher that you don't do homework because it's against your religion.
16. Each student say "chop!" when the teacher calls the roll, then when the last student's name is called the class yells "Timber!" and they all fall out of their desks onto the floor.
17.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
18.When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start ‘teaching’ the class.
19.Look up words that also mean ‘here’ and say them when your teachers call your name for attendance.
20. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
21.Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”
23.Answer all questions with two words… ‘No comment’
24.Draw the teacher and pass it around
25.When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
26.Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
27.If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
28.Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
29.Shove your heaviest book off your desk.
30.Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow.
31.Whisper in a low tone, “You’re going to die in 7 days…”
32.Try to hold a swordfight with rulers.
33. Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say That’s mine! ’
34.Create a map of the classroom.
35.Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you.
38.Draw a flipbook at the bottom right corner of your notebook.
39.Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
40.When the class is very quiet, say in a casual voice Knock knock.
41. Make as many paperballs as you can and set them on your desk in a giant pile. If anyone looks at you, look tough and nod at them.
42.See how many tiny paper balls you can set on the person in front of you without them knowing it.
43.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
44.Disassemble your pen. Accidentally propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring.
45.In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
46.Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks.
47.Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
48.If the teache leaves the room, make everyone turn their desk around backwards and continue like nothing happened.
49.Take squirt guns to school, shoot random people(including the teacher)during class.
50. Start eating a donut randomly in the middle of a lecture.
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You're very stoic and serious
[x] You work very hard... too hard
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time' (Try bunking with your parents while reading your yaoi doujins. How does THAT make you feel?!)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ] You're very mature
America (Alfred Jones)
[ ] You love hamburgers
England (Arthur Kirkland)
[X] You like tea
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ] You're very affectionate
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood
China (Wang Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You smoke
Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (OMGYESPLZ)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[x] You're quite mean-spirited
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you.
Lolwhut; So I'm Spain, Hungary and Austria's spawn as a result of a threesome? XD
-Kids hate therapy; They're afraid of therapy, and it's their enemy because by giving them therapy, you're telling them that they need help, when all they need is a hug.
- If you could turn back time, what would you do? Would you take back what you said, like a promise; or something that isn't true? Would you prevent something from happening, or be yourself, instead of pretending? Would you fix what you've done, mend what you've broken, like this pathetic relationship of ours? Or would you just stand there and gape like a fish-out-of-water?
- Of all things I don't want from you, it's your pity. By pitying me, it'll mean that you think I'm weak, that I can't handle the pain... And to think that you are the cause of all this pain.
- I'm not weird; The world is just too normal.
- I'm gonna break your little heart, Watch you take the fall. Laughing all the way to the hospital, 'Cause there's nothing surgery can do... When I break your heart in two.
- Jealousy is when I see you showing your brand new toys to my brother... It should be me, instead of him.
Jealousy is when I see eating cake. That should be my cake. I liked that.
Jealousy is when I see you talking to other girls, when I'm just standing here beside you, waiting for you to realize.
Jealousy is when I see you running off to your best friend after we argue about me being difficult. Can't you see that I love you?
- Smiling doesn't need to be expressed through the face; Just by expressing happiness or passion through the things that you normally do, you're already smiling.
- The fact that I'm so "disrespectful" towards you shows that I've gotten that close to you already that I've got the guts to mouth off at you... At least I'm not fake.
- Guys!!! WE NEED TO BE SERIOUS FOR OUR ENTREPRENEURSHIP PROJECT-- Oh wait. Are those brownies I see?
(true story, bro. ._.)
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