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Joined 04-19-09, id: 1907740, Profile Updated: 01-15-11
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Hey, I'm Jasper. I'm 18 and a constant reader. I'm at university where I am studying psychology (it may change to sociology or social work, I'm not entirely sure what I need for the career I'm looking at). I'm mostly on here for Twilight fanfics, but I'm open to other suggestions = ). I'm a definite Team Edward! In the books that is. I like the books way more than the movies. But I do prefer Taylor Lautner over Robert Pattinson.

One of my favorite quotes ever is from Eleanor Roosevelt, "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." Just thought you should know = )

Other than that, I'm a music freak, I've got it playing all the time, whether it's Taylor Swift, Rise Against, Owl City, who knows what's going to be on my iPod next.

Dancing is LOVE. I've been doing it my whole life. If you want to dance, but think you can't...do it anyway! No one can stop you, and there's nothing better than the feeling of moving with the music. I've met my two best friends through dance, and even though we have almost NOTHING else in common (yeah...just dance. And our insanity = D), we've been like sisters for years.

Quick summary of my writing PET PEEVES:
1) Be able to use their, they're, and there correctly, please.
2) Same goes for you, your, and you're = )
3) Please spell names right (when they're taken from books. If you're adding in your own character, the name can be spelled however you want it, haha)! The one I notice the most is Emmett gets spelled "Emmet". Does that even look right to anyone?
4) Please, please, PLEASE use spell check! I'm so tired of seeing the word spelled "definately". That word does not exist, in any form. At all. It is spelled D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. Its like you're trying to use the word "defiantly" but are doing it wrong. And just spell check in general for all other words. The little red squiggly line is there for a reason on whatever version of MS Word you happen to be using. I'm sure there are other commonly misspelled words, but I just find this to be the most aggravating. Oh! And another that bothers me is "threw" and "through". Those have two completely different meanings, thus the two different spellings.
5) Be consistent. If you say that Jasper is standing next to Edward, in your next paragraph, please STILL have Jasper by Edward. There isn't suddenly some way that it's actually Esme standing there instead. Reread your chapters so you catch little inconsistencies like this. When I write, I mess up and do things like that too, but I'm so OCD that I check and recheck my writing at least 4 times before I let anyone else see it.
*I'm most definitely not saying that I don't make any of these mistakes, I'm sure I do. But I just wish people would make an effort to catch these. It seems as though most people just don't even care. I've reread the one One-Shot that I have posted and have now caught at least 5 errors that I want to fix. It's killing me because I don't know how to go back and fix these things. As I said before, I am incredibly OCD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Obsessive Cullen Disorder (if you didn't happen to notice that any examples I used in the above rant are all Twilight related = ])*

If you can't tell, I tend to catch these little things, and I would absolutely love, love, LOVE to be a beta, but don't meet the requirements on the site (I think it's I have to publish 6 stories, or I have to publish at least 6,000 words? I only have one story out that is about 2,000 words I think. I should probably look up the requirements again...). If there happens to be any way to get around it, let me know! I don't have much time for writing anymore, I've started college and am extremely busy with work. But I edit MUCH faster than I write, and I would love to be still doing FanFiction, even if it's just helping out another author by reading over their stories!

Onto the copy/paste personality things that I strangely love so much!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
A good friend will help you when you're confused. A best friend will act like nothing is wrong but use "small words."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend will suggest books for you to read. A best friend will tie you down and make you read Twilight. Then you'll never need another book again.
A good friend waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best friend calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.
A good friend will pick you up when your down. A best friend will push you back down and laugh.
A good friend will let you dance with your boyfriend. A best friend will yell "No, she's mine!"
A good friend won't let you do stupid things. A best friend won't let you do stupid things alone.
A good friend will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A best friend will stand outside the bathroom screaming, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
A good friend will buy you lunch. A best friend will eat yours.
A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an "out." A best friend will push herself between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say, "I'm sorry. She's here with me, find your own date."
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will pull you back down when you try to stand up because you pulled her down when she tripped you.
A good friend will e-mail you once a month to try and keep in touch once college and life have separated you. A best friend won't see you for six months and when your together again it's like you were never apart. (So true!)
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"True love can be found anywhere. Even a small diner in the middle of Philadelphia."-J&A
"True love can be found anywhere. Even out in the woods after you get your butt kicked by a grizzly bear." -R&Em
"True love can be found anywhere. Even in a morgue after its been declared to late." -C&Es
"True love can be found anywhere. Even when its your food you fall in love with and the world seems to be against you." E&B

If you spend multiple hours each day reading, writing, or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does knowledge corrupt?

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dance like no one's watching!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged and you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to go. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! And make one up yourself.

If you've ever looked at your best friend and thought, "She's insane!" and then wondered, "What the hell is wrong with me then?!" Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't sing to save your life but do so anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into something while walking with a book (I have--multiple times) , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever threatened to "cause you bodily harm" you because you talk about twilight to much, copy and paste this into your proifle. (Mine did, they're scary when they get mad.)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your new insult is to call some one a dog, or mutt, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, darkroselight, jasperpaxton77

If you tossed your copy of New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella only to leap after it, desperate to get to the part when you knew he would come back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER, because we all know Stephenie Meyer owns all of the Twilight characters not us and we all secretly wish we could be her, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Emmett or Jasper...copy/paste this into your profile. (hahaha screw that I already decided. I'm naming my daughter Jasper if I have one!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If almost all of your "Copy and Paste this" things are about Twilight , copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile, because you know you want to.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. (hahaha OMG, me attempting fouettes after a 3 hour practice while I had a sinus infection [aka no balance]...trying to sit down and hitting my head on the floor...)

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can change any topic of conversation into something Twilight related, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started a Twilight debate in one of your classes at school (My english class!), copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason (a favorite thing to do at work, GO DQ!), Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy and paste this into your profile. (...)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in LaLa Land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
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And there are billions more of these that should go on here, but now it's 2:08AM and this is not helping me with my insomnia like I thought it would...or with my OCD! And I do mean the Cullen version...

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Forks: Where Vampires go to Find their Mate by Twisted Puppy reviews
Something happened to Bella and she keeps it from Edward until Charlie threatens to spill the beans himself. What happened and who is involved? More summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 165,771 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11472 - Favs: 9,029 - Follows: 6,576 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7055 - Favs: 4,909 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and Other Lies by BookWorm4Life17 reviews
Bella,a cynical writer,is attempting to pen a novel on what "really" happens when people fall in love. Edward,her best friend's British cousin and romantic,is amused at her negative view of love.He befriends the young writer in attempt to change her mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,332 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Repair by xGreatEscapex reviews
After Bella flees the southern wars she does not find the peaceful life she had hoped for. When the Cullens find her many years later alone and seemingly unconscious can they help her to find the peace she once sought or is she damaged beyond repair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 163,463 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Bella Swan didnt ask for a life like this. She was born into it. A abusive father and a mother addicted to meds. She has to fend for her little sister. Can she deal with this on her own? What if she cracks. Can a new family in town help her through it? RR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,852 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5677 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternally Bella by songbelle reviews
Bella Swan ceased to exist when the Volturi recruited her into their ranks. Will Isabella Masen be able to move on, or is she destined to grieve over losing Edward for eternity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4788 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77 reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extended Family by x23453 reviews
Emmett and Rosalie left the Cullens to adopt a child, Bella. What happens when later on in life she comes across the other Cullens at high school and sparks fly between her and Edward? Cute/ Fluffy story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,491 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Behind Closed Doors by DiacetylSunshine reviews
Young, sexy therapist Edward meets emotionally troubled client Bella. Sparks fly. Ethics are questioned. Sexy time ensues anyway. 254-char summaries are difficult, just read if you're interested. I promise grammatically correct and plot-driven content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,950 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For A Pessimist You're Pretty Optimistic reviews
What if the "talk" in the forest went differently? What if Bella wasn't quite so slow, and actually acted like the intelligent girl she was characterized as? What if she argues against Edward leaving? One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete