AU - Alternative Universe
This is Bunny.
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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, McHotcakes, the new divide,Victoire1993, Sneaky Nixie
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If you could read that, paste it in your profile
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
10 questions about me!
1. Any brothers or sisters? Yes, two sisters.
2. Play any sports? um... does getting in trouble count!?
3. Any best friends? Yes 3. The rest are just close friends!!
4. Any pets? a Siamese fighting fish called Ninja!!
5. Favorite snack? PRINGLES!!
6. Favorite drink? MOUTAIN DEW!!
7. Ever been out of the country? Nop, not allowed out of the country (they think I’ll be a terrorist threat!!)!!
8. What did I just do before I got on the computer? hang with best friends!!
9. Favorite colors? PURPLE!!
10. Favorite animals? tigers, pandas!!
I love all fiction books and am found constantly reading in my closet (I know that sounds strange but it’s actually very comfy. I have read to many books to count!
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Now read the THIRD word of every line
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
"My friends are the type of friends that will spend hours trying to drown a fish."
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but 4 to reach out and slap someone!" :D
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandpa did, in his sleep--not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Heaven didn't want me and Hell thought I'd take over... so I guess your stuck with me."
"If Barbie's so popular...why do we have to buy her friends?!"
"I DO to have superpowers, I just DON'T wanna show you!!"
"I'm sorry! I forgot you were an IDIOT!"
"Of course I'm talking to myself...Who else can I trust!"
"I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day!"
"Trust me. I'm a liar."
"Hug a TREE. They have less issues than people."
"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!"
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"People who say anything’s possible haven't tried cleaning my room."
"I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?"
"Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real."
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile
If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile
If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room copy this onto your profile
If you have an insane friend copy this onto your profile
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile
If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you: Give her your attention
When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded