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Joined 04-20-09, id: 1908362, Profile Updated: 05-22-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Torchwood.

If you had the misfortune of coming to my homepage... welcome to the land of the crazy people! Wipe your feet, grab a bubble blower and have a seat on a bouncy hopper :D

My name is Anna and I'm an English teen. I have crazy family members and some that are particularly annoying *cough*my brother*cough*. I LOVE to read and my friends often comment that my room is like a personal library but I like it like that. I'm a hippy and a tree hugger but I'm proud of it! I think war is wrong and that level of violence isn't the answer. I heart all the brave soldiers that are risking their lives for us but it shouldn't have to be necessary and I hate the fact that people are killing one another, no matter how evil you think they are it's still murder. I stand by the phrase "Politics is war without bloodshed, war is politics with bloodshed" and I don't see why the leaders of our world can't just grow up, stop acting like 5 year olds and just learn to share and stop tattling on each other. It's utterly ridiculous! ... sorry, when I start ranting I just can't stop, it's like an illness. Anyway, onto the randomness of my profile page... enjoy! :)

P.S. I have a blog now!!!! Click on down to http://annalou42.blogspot.com/ for some crazy ramblings and some stories when I get round to it!

I'm also doing NaNoWriMo this year!! You should check it out if you love to write, here's one I made earlier, http://www.nanowrimo.org/en/participants/writer-for-life42

Top Books/Series

1. House Of Night Series
2. Night World Series
3. Phantom
4. Harry Potter
5. Morganville Vampire Series
6. Series Of Unortunate Events
7. Immortality Bites Series
8. Journey To The River Sea
9. Hush Hush/ Crescendo
10. Wuthering Heights
11. Romeo and Juliet (it's a play, I know but I class is as a book)
12. Darren Shan Series

Top Movies

1. Phantom Of The Opera
2. 10 Things I Hate About You
3. Corpse Bride
4. Beetlejuice
5. Alice In Wonderland
6. Sister Act 1 and 2
7. Dracula Dead N Loving It
8. Cool Runnings
9. Stardust
10. Sweeney Todd
11. Carry On... (Camping, Cleo, Jungle, Matron... it goes on and on)
12. The Princess Bride
13. Addams Family
14. Beaches (sooo sad)
15. High Spirits
16. Look Who's Talking films

Top TV Series

1. Torchwood
2. Doctor Who
3. Supernatural
4. The Big Bang Theory
5. Charmed
6. Being Human
7. The Mighty Boosh
8. Angel
9. Roswell
10. Marshlands (brilliant! finished now though D:)
11. Little Britain
12. Vicar Of Dibley

Top Comedians

1. Michael McIntyre
2. Ed Byrne
3. Lee Evans
4. Kevin Bridges
5. Shappi Korsandi
6. Dawn French
7. Jack Dee
8. Bill Bailey
9. Rob Brydon
10. Steven Fry
11. Jimmy Carr
12. Dara O'Brian
13. David Walliams
14. Jonathon Ross
15. David Mitchell
16. Simon Pegg
17. Noel Fielding
What can I say? I love to laugh :D

Best Bits About Being British

1. Tea
2. Scones
3. Crumpets
4. Yorkshire Pudding
5. Bakewell Tart (if you've never heard of it, look it up)
6. Slang (hehehe, I love to confuse my American friends)
7. Accents
8. Fish n Chips
9. Sunday Roast (mmmmmmmm)
10. Union Jack
11. Countryside
12. Haggling (no one does it like a brit)
13. Humour (it's twisted, trust me)
14. Pubs (it's not just the atmosphere, i love the names; The Cat And Fiddle, The Gingerbread Man, The Barley Mow, The Goose Feather... do they just pick these out of a hat?)
15. Full English (This is basically a very greasy breakfast)
16. Bangers and Mash (basically it's sausages and mashed potatos)
17. Double Decker Busses
18. Blackpool Tower (CIRCUS!!!!)
19. The Peak District (I live near there, sooo pretty you could cry)
20. BBC (British Broadcasting Channel, they have the best shows)
21. Bubble and Squeak (google it)
22. Famous figures (Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Charles Dickens...)
23. London (just all of it)
24. Beaches (not hot, don't sunbathe, but awesome!)
Now don't get me wrong, we are flawed. Soooooooooo flawed but I love it...

Thanks for reading my little patch of randomness, you have just wasted minutes of your life! Have fun and READ MY STORIES!

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Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,124 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Dates by eb70792 reviews
Jasper and Bella are enduring their boring summer break, but things start to turn far more interesting when the two of them go on a double date with Jasper's dream girl and her older brother. It's a summer full of parties, romance, and mishaps. HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,771 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Betrothal by AuntiePanda reviews
The agreement was made; Edward, the Crowned Prince of England would be wed to Isabella the Princess of France, upon her sixteenth year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,296 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
the sharpest lives by bluephoenix73 reviews
The Cullens are kidnapped by evil scientist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/22/2008
Finding my voice by 68151308 reviews
All human. Edward is shy and awkward,struggling to cope with his hostile father and overprotective mother. He meets a pretty little waitress, who helps him survive a family torn apart by deep seated secrets and lies and shows him how to find his voice after a lifetime of bullying. Rated M for language and content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
Mafia Princess by NessieCullen2005 reviews
Bella's family is known to the world as the Mafia. Bella is known as the Mafia princess. Edward is a undercover cop that is working on a case that involves with Bella's family. What happens when Edward is too involve in the case and Bella. Who will it be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Want Fries With That? by 00-edorjake-00 reviews
Bella works at Cullen's Burgers and when the owner sends his son there as punishment for his partying, laziness, and player-like ways he puts Bella in charge. Will love bloom? OF COURSE! B/E.Rated T for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One for Sorrow Two for Joy by MissThespian reviews
Bella and Jacob are a match made in heaven. An escaped convict comes into her house and ends up kidnapping her, it turns out it wasn't completly by chance he came to that house. Everything is not as it seems. The real bad guy it closer than she thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hello Texas! by blackroxduh17 reviews
Siblings Emmett and Bella have to move to Texas with Charlie. There Bella meets Jasper. While she doesn't care about a lot of things, she does care about the fact that he's her new stepbrother.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Redding High by District12Girl reviews
Edward, Jasper and Emmett are brothers at Redding Dale High. Enter Bella, Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella stay away from the man who's already taken? And will Emmett stay truthful to Rosalie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Alice by x.TheFutureMrsCullen.x reviews
Alice dies and Jasper goes into depression. Emmett has an idea and the family adopt a baby Bella. Jasper and Edward both fall for her and both fight for her love. But could it tear their family apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Wall by MissThespian reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mat by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets a mysterious and gorgeous Edward Cullen while doing her laundry late at night. They bond over their love of candy and a little old woman named Carmen. AH B/E 3 shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Downers by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Bella Swan is a rebel. Edward Masen is a loser. Charlie Swan is a mailman and Elizabeth Masen is a socialite. When you mix them all together, you get one not so happy family. But Edward and Bella aren't just step siblings. Lifes too hard to be that easy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,892 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daunting Time by LaPushWolf reviews
Quil/Claire. Claire is frustrated at the rate which she is growing up. She finds herself trying everything possible to prove she isn't just little claire bear anymore. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,639 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Accidental I Do by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
What do you mean I can't marry Jacob,"I hissed,my hands clenched into small fists.The attorney pushed his glasses up on his nose and looked at a booklet in his hands."Because you are already married to a mister Edward Cullen,"AH.Cannon Pairings Mostly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life in B Minor by jaxington reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella can't seem to get it together. Through music, love, babies, and angst they may finally figure it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 248,453 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Ted by pinksocks reviews
A diary from Tosh's point of view, showing the troubles of teenage life. Rated for swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Toshiko S./Tosh
Suicidal Love by AlicezanderLee reviews
This is my 1st fanfic.RxEm; JxA ; BxEd. Edward is the Emo kid and what happens when he falls for his baby sister's best friend, will she love him or reject him.ALL HUMAN.LEMONS.Don't own all SM's. not complete. I feel it isnt what I want it to be..will REWRITE in another story. SORRY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,151 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Tell Dad I'm Dating A Malfoy by Fairy Roses reviews
Scorpius asks Rose out on a date but the boys in her family will do anything to keep the two of them apart. After encouragement from Lily, however, Rose takes a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15824 - Favs: 6,998 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
A trip to stardom by Daddy's Little Superstar reviews
Bella Swan is a musician, but shes also great at everything else too. When she's at a gig, she meets the people who are to become her future band. all Cullens involved, all human ooc. flamers welcome please read and review. rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,504 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
Beautiful Catastrophe by dxdxhx reviews
What if a second chance at left you with amazing powers? What if you fell in love with the man you hated? What if everytime you touched the man you loved you put his life in danger? What if forever wasn't an option? Welcome to the life of Bella Swan. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
These Lives We Lead by ello luv reviews
AU. Jack Harkness is the most popular boy in year 13 – if not the entire school. When a new boy is transferred there, things start to get a little more complicated… eventual Janto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,822 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Symbols by cyberpen reviews
Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Paul - Complete
A Month With You by MiniViking231 reviews
Lily's Muggle Studies professor gives them an odd assignment. They have to live like muggles for a whole month without magic. Unfortunately for Lily she gets paired up with James Potter. Will she be able to go through the month without killing him? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Heaven is a Halfpipe by MyMomThinksImAwesome reviews
Local skater Emmett McCarthy is just that; a skater. It’s his whole life. What will happen when he meets preppy ice queen, Rosalie Hale? Something that no one expected. AH, lemons, a bit OOC for some, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Opposites Attract Babe' by cullenluver12 reviews
Bella, with her dyed black hair and converse vs. the forever adored, khaki-wearing Edward. They're polar opposites, sure...But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something We Can't Explain by Live4YourLove reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie live in an apartment twenty-five stories high, hiding the secret of what they really are. They believe they are human, but how would they know if they remember nothing before the age of fourteen? B/E, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,840 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
Selfless by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has a hard life. Scratch that, hard doesn't cover it. Mum's an addict to Alcohol and Drugs. Step Dad's abusive. And Bella has to take care of her 2 younger siblings. Can the beautiful new kids help Bella out of this mess before she collapses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escaping Hell by BoredumKilledTheBeast reviews
Rewrite of Runaway Love, Bella and her sister lived an abusive life. Can she finally escape after he rlast sister dies, or will her mom continue to torture her? M for details of abuse. POSTPONED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Saving A Swan by SavageWoman reviews
"Whatcha gonna do about it, freak?" Tormented by the Ferocious Foursome since elementary school, Bella Swan now has four bleak years of high school to look forward to until a new boy in town helps her find the beautiful Swan within. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Some Mothers Can't Stand the Father by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Normal Bella finds herself not only stuck in school and no job, but also mother of playboy Edward's baby. It's bad enough that niether one can stand each other. So how can they raise a child with this kind of relationship status? Simple. Change the status
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Evasionist by JamaicanTwilighterLuna35 reviews
Emmett OC Story. Ever hated your family so much that the sheer force of your hatred manifested a new power in you? Emmett has. He's not a Cullen anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Emmett
Be my hero by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are all orphans, living off there love for each other. One day, Ms Willow, there overseer, who was like a mother to them, turns up missing and is reported dead. Moving in her place is a man; Taylor Wilkins. Sum inside. Rate changes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,337 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dawn of Hope by banditlover reviews
ON HIATUS. SORRY!The Cullens live in Europe during the Holocaust. Bella is Jewish and escapes from a concentration camp. What happens when Edward finds her in the woods? read and find out! rated T because of Holocaust themes nd language.AU kinda ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taken by 13stars reviews
Bella Swan is in her last year of High School, she's finally a Senior. Everything is perfect, new friends, more laughs, seeing her dad for the first time in years and High School is almost done. Everything is perfect! Or so she thought. . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella
My Idol by tink3rb311ar3b31 reviews
Bella Cullen is my idol. I would never have believed I'd get the chance to meet her, and all that comes along with her. I even get a little more... Really bad summary, please read though!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,885 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Nahuel, Bella
Eyes Wide Open by valjanex reviews
Two people. Two broken souls. One Love. AH/AU. Very OOC. Jasper/Bella. Rated M for language and dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fighting Fate by Stephaniiie reviews
AH Bella is about to enter a marriage she had no say in, though her heart belongs to the homeless stranger she has never spoken to. Edward has nothing and wants nothing except for the smile he receives from that brown-eyed girl that walks by everyday..ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Almonds and Ready Meals by pinksocks reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Ha ha, no pun intended. That will make sense once you've read it. I really can't do summaries. Rated for swearing and possible later chapters.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh
Hand Cuffed by GeenieInABottle reviews
Cowritten with Ballerina-Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes by GeenieInABottle reviews
We all pass Notes. Some we don't want read aloud.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crash and Burn by GeenieInABottle reviews
Cowritten with BruisedAndBattered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten by megzy.k reviews
The cullens ,hales and tanya denali bullied bella in junior high so she left when she comes back two years later a changed girl what will happen ? rated M for Violence and swearing . I suck at summaries please read and review ! AH / AU. OOC !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Slayers vs Royals by 2cool4school reviews
B, A, R are the Slayer Sisters; feared and deadly vamp slayers. E, Em, J are the Royals; the Princes of the vamp world. The only way they can be Kings are to fnd their singers; which just happen to be the enemy. RatedM co author Natahliah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Wanted by jesssunshine reviews
Bella use to be the geeky girl at school. She is now the world's best killer. Edward the man on campus is now a cop going under cover to find a gang of killers. what will he do when he sees Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Goes Bump in the Night by aadventures reviews
Edward is shy and works with Bella's brother. They get to know each other and Edward develops feelings that he's afraid may be unreciprocated. So he does what any normal boy with a crush does, blindfolds her and kisses her senseless every night. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Cinquains by banditlover reviews
These are just some short poems about the Twilight characters. A cinquain is a type of poem. Full definition of a cinquain is inside. Rated K plus just in case.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Runaway by Jasper's Little Sprite reviews
When Bella gets pregnant she runs away, not wanting to stand in way of the Edward's dreams. What will happen when they meet 5 years later? All human! -Being Edited-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,519 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lagoon by Le Lecteur reviews
Two young children are marooned on a tropical island paradise in the South Pacific. Without either the guidance or restrictions of society, emotional feelings and physical changes arise as they reach puberty and fall madly in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
May the Best Intern Win by dxdxhx reviews
Bella and Edward are aspiring designers and they get an opportunity to work for one of the biggest designers in the business as an intern. Bella notices Edward flirting and staring. But why… he’s gay... isn't he? OOC M for languge Canon Couples! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Say Never by Stephaniiie reviews
An accident leaves Bella paralysed and never able to walk again. AU. All Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream My Beloved by twilightaddict13 reviews
Bella gets a job at the Cullen Kingdom where she experiences a series of events. Some serendipitious some unfortunate. She meets another servant there named Edward Mason and his brother Emmett. all Cullens are vampires the story gets better I promise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rehabilitation Clinic by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
We were all outcasts,each with different problems,different backgrounds and yet we were all different together and then we realized we weren't so different after all.I hadn't seen them in years and now they stand before meas broken as the day we first met
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Jungle Paradise by malilatina reviews
After a rape and beating in the small town of Forks, Bella is urged by her father to travel abroad to her uncle's family. In the captivating jungle she meets, Edward Cullen. Bella and Edward have to overcome many obstacles to be together. little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
two ways by natalie3008 reviews
bella do not jump of a cliff. edward come's back to check up on her whitout her knowing. he looks in her window but see's another vampire in bella's bed. what is he going to do? god that sucked the story's better then it seem's. ExB N ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,624 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Friends and Turmoil by ashbee reviews
All human occ A/H. MY name is Bella Swan and this is what happened to me my senior year at Forks High School. Rated M for language,drinking,and lemons. my first story so take it easy on me. Told from Bella's P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,699 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Boys Days Alone by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Lol everyone but the three boys are out, and they are BOOOOREEEEEEEED. What will happen? Find out in these short funny stories! Rated T for language. Warning: May have content that is just plain stupid. Please refrain from hunting me down and shooting me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Hero by Mooch McFly reviews
She doesn't have a hero, and he wants to be hers. FIRST SONGFIC... cute and fluffy Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
And so the Lion left the lamb by NattiZ reviews
Edward left Bella in New moon. Slowly, she starts to bond with Jacob and even though Bella doesn't love him, she marries him and starts to heal. But what happens when Jacob starts abusing her? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Project Edward by dxdxhx reviews
Edward is phyiscally the definition of geek. Bella is the Queen Bee of Bristol academy. What happens when Edward and Emmett start attending Bristol and Edward is assigned to be Bella's tutor. Is a push in the right direction all he needs to get Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Putting Her Back Together by Pearl01 reviews
Edward never comes back and Bella marries Jacob everything is great until Jacob imprints.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,082 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Goes to the Grocery Store by mmmadderzzz reviews
Emmett goes to the grocery store and stirs up the manager and one of the clerks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Anna Cullen by trina8730 reviews
Anna was always mistrested. the day she takes her life, everything starts to fall into place. twilight AU READ! sailor moon cross over : CH 5 UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009
Emmett Plays with Matches by Becca962 reviews
Emmett makes a mistake and Alice is mad. She destroys Emmett's Jeep. Revenge war ensues! Post BD One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Is Aro Gay or European? by Bubblewrap is my life reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a fight and the others chip in! PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Edward Cullen Reads Fanfiction by Sarrebham1 reviews
I met Edward, and decided to show him Fanfiction! But what happens when he finds the "M" rating on the Twilight site? Dum, dum, dum! Now with Jacob reads Fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
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Mr Pretzel reviews
Embry is running. From his past, his pack, his life. He ends up in England where he finds something that he's only ever dreamed about, an imprint. Scarlett is a broke student who finds herself falling for the strange man she meets at the pretzel stand.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Embry
That's All I Had To Say
Jack finally tells Ianto how he feels, in rhyming form. A little poem from me to NikkieSheepie. Hey! That rhymed! Haha, anyway, Janto fluff. Please give it a look, even flames are welcome, I like to improve! No smutt, sorry :
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Swan Boot Camp THE SEQUEL reviews
The Cullens and the Swans are back for another summer but this time the rebels are the good guys. Take the whole twilight gang, throw in a new fun warden and some laughs and you have this story. A/H. READ SWAN BOOT CAMP FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
First moments reviews
Here's another birthday fic. This one's about Emmett's first moments when he wakes up as a vampire, and the angel by his side that changes his life forever. Plus there's a really angry bear. Mostly fluff. Please r&r, for my friend laura. It's her bday!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Have Some Faith reviews
Laura Faith has fame and fortune but she loses it all when drugs overtake her life. When the dealers want their money, tragedy strikes but a strange vampire named Blake saves her. Can she save him in return? Or even forgive him? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,249 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Piano's and Football reviews
Mary is the school geek with dorky glasses and bad hair, Jasper is the jock and makes her life hell. Her aunt gives her a whole new makeover over spring break and when she comes back, she's Alice, a whole new person. But will she want Jasper? ONE SHOT!JXA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Swan Boot Camp reviews
edward, alice and rosalie cullen are rebels. after trashing the mall, their parents send them to swan boot camp. they finally meet their match when they meet bella, jasper and emmett swan who are the camp wardens. AH. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,543 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
twilight new plot reviews
this is no longer a one-shot! we are now officially writing a random bunch of stories about the cullens. they are very wacky and sometimes humiliating. rated M for some of the strong language and cos we're paranoid!co-written by Laura Cullen 4 Eva
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009