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Me llamo KATE! (Translation: My name is KATE!)
How old am I? It's the number between 14 and 16. If you can't count, oh well for you, you'll never know!
I've got a temper on me, I won't lie, lol.
My friends know it.
Anyway, enjoy my stories, I'll update this thing soon, haha.
Just a note: I do like putting myself and my friends in fanfictions sometimes, just as a warning.
To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. I think it’s FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, I think it’s FEARLESS to stop believing them. It’s FEARLESS to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being alright…That’sFEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That’s why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS.
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX, LilWitch44
I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know
You Know your obsessed if...
1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.
2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.
3. You've read the series like 5 times each.
4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.
5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.
6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.
7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.
8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.
9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.
10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.
11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.
12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.
13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.
14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.
15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens.
16. You love Edward more than your boyfriend.
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite? Uhhm...I'd say Breaking Dawn, then Twilight, then Eclipse, and then New Moon
How long did it take you to read the books? Well I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse in about a week, but then I had to wait another week before I could buy Breaking Dawn. Then it took me like 2 days to read Breaking Dawn.
Who introduced you to the books? My best friend
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Borrowed Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse first time I read them, bought Breaking Dawn, and then got the first one for Christmas.
Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the New Moon movie?The New Moon movie definitely!
Who is your favorite character? Alice, then Jasper, then Angela
Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Jasper! I just wanna glomp him! (look up glomp on urbandictionary.com haa)
Who's your favourite female vampire? Alice, then Esme, then Rosalie
Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth! For some reason, I love that kid!
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Probably, uh...wow. I dunno. There's a lot of em!
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? The wedding and the Isle Esme honeymoon!
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When Bella slapped Jacob. Does that count?
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? "I Think She's Having Hysterics, Maybe You Should Slap Her"
What was your favorite adventure/battle? The final battle with the Volturi!
Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight. I freaked out when RPattz did that apple thing in the movie. I was like "OMC IT'S THE TWILIGHT COVER!"
Are these books among your favorite books of all? KA-DUUHH!
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon? Twilight
New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse
Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse
Are you more excited about New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun? New Moon Movie
New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward!
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward? Edward
Bella or Jacob? Bella
Bella or Alice? Alice
Alice or Jacob? Alice
Rosalie or Alice? Alice
Jasper or Alice? Alice
Jasper or Edward? Jasper
Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle
Emmett or Jasper? Jasper
Emmett or Jacob? Emmett
Bella or Rosalie? Bella
Esme or Charlie? Esme
Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle
Charlie or Billy? Charlie
Jacob or Sam? Jacob
Sam or Quil? Quil
Quil or Embry? Embry
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria
Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires, Ka-duh!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by!
"I wish I was a kid again, because skinned knees are easier to fix then broken hearts."
"Let love come slowly. Don't constantly keep putting on the red light. Drive on yellow!"
"You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"Overprotective fool." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"Edward is such a grouch when he doesn't get his own way" --Alice Cullen, Eclipse
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely grey." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"This hostage stuff is fun." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?" --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself. Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?" --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--
"W-o-w. Edward Cullen." --Jessica Stanley, Twilight--
"We’ll go to Vegas — you can wear old jeans and we’ll go to the chapel with the drive-through window. I just want it to be official — that you belong to me and no one else." --Edward Cullen, Eclipse--
"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." --Juno--
"Feel the fear and do it anyway because even though it's not too late now, someday it will be."
"When you look back on the previous years, if you don't laugh or cry, consider it wasted."
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
"Live each day like there ain't going to be a tomorrow."
"Soon we must all face a choice between what is right and what is easy." --Dumbledore--
That 70s Show
Red: You know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch?
Eric: Because he had a smart mouth?
eric finding out his secret stash of money in the candyland box is gone
Eric: Oh my gosh. Someone stole all my money from my secret stash!
Fez: From Candyland? How could such a horrible thing happen in such a happy place?
Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Rosalie/Bella. That kind of disturbs me...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If I was Carlisle I would. But I'm not. And I'm a girl. So...no.
3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Bella got Seth pregnant? I don't even want to know what she was doing with Seth in the first place!!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Leah. Yeah, I think Leah's awesome! I love reading those! (If anyone has any good ones, PM me.) I just hate how everyone thinks she's such a b and really she's just hurt! Sam, now, he's a different story growls and tries to rip Sam's head off
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice/Rosalie? Um...I don't think so. That'd be kinda awkward.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Carlisle/Leah or Carlisle/Edward? Um, neither really, but, I guess I'd have to say Carlisle/Leah. I think Edward and Carlisle that way would just be...shudder
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Jacob walked in on Alice and Jasper? Yeah, I could see that happening. I bet it probably has haha. Stephanie Meyer just wants to spare our innocence from the violence used on Jacob by Alice (terrifying little pixie!) by not putting it in the books. Hehe...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words Emmett/Edward. Uhhmm...I think I'll have to pass...
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Jasper/Seth? Are you freaking kidding me?? Dude, did you forget the whole little vampire/werewolf issue here? and ALICE??
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Jacob/Edward..."Aww, Bella Doesn't Wuv Wittle Jacob!" That would be Jacob confiding his problems in Edward (in a strictly NON ROMANTIC guy moment), and Edward making fun of him. Does that count as Hurt/Comfort? Cuz Jacob's getting awful hurt!!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? I would make Esme lose her mind and think Jasper was Carlisle. Jasper would lose his mind and think he was Carlisle. So...yeah. But that will NEVER happen. Don't count on it.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? ?? Not justifying that with an answer...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Uhm...I dunno.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Alice/Esme/Carlisle. WHO WRITES THESE FREAKING QUESTIONS??
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "I AM NO LONGER A 108 YEAR OLD VIRGIN/PRUDE!" I am assuming, of course, that this great passionate moment is with Bella on Isle Esme during Breaking Dawn.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Seth- "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War. I can just totally see how Seth wants the Cullens and the pack to all get along, how he and Edward were friends and everything. Ha, that was easy!
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Jasper/Rosalie/Edward "Warning: May cause extreme confusion."
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "BELLA! Oh wait...ALICE!" Really couldn't come up with anything...I'd hope Edward wouldn't use a pick up line on Alice anyway.
Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest.But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oh...right
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Being mature is overrated.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (I've actually done that!!)
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I worry about you some days.
'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope you learn how to fly on the way down.
Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!
I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?
How come you never see the news story Psychic Wins Lottery?
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
sometimes when im alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if im wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
Regular lions say ROAARR.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think you're stupid.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!-
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it. (I found it in a pickle jar and can't open the lid.)
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.(Okay out loud is more accurate for me)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
You know you live in 2oo9 when
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reson for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the House for the remote than press the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read the list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read the list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.
10.) You scroll up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, or, "gay people" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.
If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile(on a daily basis...I can think of one now!)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...
I Ran with scissors, and lived!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
In my family, it is so true when the saying 'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.' is brought up because crazy is a relative term when it comes to my family.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (well then shouldnt i be dead now?...)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You Say Pink
I Say Blue
You Say Niley (gross...)
I Say Nelena (better I guess...)
You Say Miley Cyrus
I Say Evanescence
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Leonardo Dicaprio
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say "It took you THAT long to notice!?"
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Smile... it confuses people.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
I can resist anything but temptation.
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
Guys aren't worth your tears.
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
Music is my boyfriend.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.
“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
"I prefer brunettes.”
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
(Me quizzing my sis on spanish)
Me: No. Soccer.
Me: Futbol norteamericano.
Gabby: American soccer!
Gabby: you drew on your wall with pen?!
Me: No...it's magic marker!
Person: Did you hear that??
Me: what, your insanely loud and high pitched giggle? No, i must have missed it.
Person: No, I farted in your face!!
Gabby: If you do, I'll kill you-
Me: Didn't Draco Malfoy threaten to kill Dumbledore?
Gabby: (ignores me) with my own two eyes!!
Gabby: can i really kill you with my eyes?
me: no, not unless you have laser vision!
gabby: what if I take my eyeball out and chuck it at you?
(google searches "does your heart stop when you talk)
Me: (Sees innappropriate google headline) Uhhm...you don't need to see that.
Gabby: No, scroll down!
Me: No! I'm protecting your childlike eyes!
Me: Oops...I think I just poked you in your childlike eyes...
(after prank calling as preppy cheerleaders)
Anna: No, this is called us messing with Ryan and he doesn't get it.
Me: It's a monkey!
Anna: No, it's a gorilla, you idiot.
Me: It's in the monkey family!
(talking about My Sister's Keeper movie)
Me (my name is Kate): Why do I have to be the one to die?
Anna: Well in the book which is the real copy I die so flops onto the floor
yeah, my name is kate and my best friend's name is Anna. weird, right?
Me: If you poke a dead person with your foot and he moves then he's not dead wait that doesn't make sense.
Anna: what the fruck?
Me: If I die, you can have my goldfish.
Anna: You don't have a goldfish.
me: well if I did I'd give him to you!
Anna: Why can't y'all come to this here cemetary? Whaddaya have against dead people? They're just asleep...forever...but they were all nice people once.
(exaggerated southern accent for above and below quote)
Anna: Can I have this here sock?
Harry Potter Survey!!
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Probably the Deathly Hallows.
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? The Halfblood Prince! It was the funniest, by far!! I've seen it 3 times so far!
Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Bellatrix Lestrange! She's awesomeeeeee!! Luna, cuz she's just cool (and a lot like me!). Lupin, Tonks, Ginny, Hermione, Snape, Harry (no particular order)
What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw or Gryffindor
But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. I'm pretty smart, and I think I'm pretty brave. Or, I like doing dangerous things, anyway (my parents aren't too thrilled about it)
Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Uhh prolly Nick. He's just cool, and you hear of him most, so I think we know most about him.
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Transfiguration or Charms
Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Lupin! He's the best!
Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser.
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser.
Who do you want to make friends with? hermione, ginny, luna!!
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? luna and ginny
Why would he/she be your best buddy? luna because we're both kinda "dreamy and out there" and ginny cuz she's really just awesome. haha
Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna. We both kind of get looked down on as being different, and we both do what we want and don't care what others think.
What pet would you get? An owl.
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? hmm...i dunno. good question. i'd like to know the answers.
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Uh, hell friggin yeah!
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd be like "Heyyy wassupppp?? wanna be best friends?" either that or "I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD!" and hug him
What would be his reaction to your reaction? he may either be like "sure, whatever. why not?" or back away slowly.
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? luna hermione ginny harry ron
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? yes. then i'd plan horrible vengeful revenge! BWAHAHAHHA. i'm sorry. i enjoy revenge too much.
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? harry. or cedric diggory. or maybe fred or george.
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. hermione, probably. it's like a mix of red and brown. so hermione with a bit of ginny. haha
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Ginny
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? the maurauders map. and the lil toy broomstick he bought for harry. haha
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? bubble gum pink
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? red. gotta luv the hair, lol
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? brown. idk why. haha
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? green
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? white
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? nope, loving it. hoping my mom doesnt storm in being all "GO TO BED" cuz i hafta leave early for maine with my ddad tomorrow.
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) hmm. i'd drink a little at a time. probably for some volleyball games. maybe for exams
Do you like the books more or the movies? books, but movies are close
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius, James, Lupin, Peter (in that order.)
What would your Patronus take shape in? hmm...i dunno. maybe an otter. cuz i love otters. and seals. maybe a dolphin. hmmm...
What would be your Animagus form? maybe a monkey. then i could be an animal with opposable thumbs. haha. or maybe bird, so i could fly. or maybe a dolphin.
What subject do you want to be the best in? Transfiguration or Charms
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius
Hermione or Cho? Hermione. No contest.
James Potter or Snape? James.
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Marauders, they're funnnyyy
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus, definitely
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? Tonks!!
Hermione or Ginny? Ginny
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric. cuz robert pattinson played him in the movie. plus he's just cool. i was sooo sad when he died.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? luna. she's the best
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? dumbledore! you know, my best friend and i think he's in love with harry. just sayin'. still think he's awesome though
Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? grawp. he's awesome. and doesnt, yano eat people. haha (aragog's funeral in the movie...harry and the pincers...lmao)
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? honeydukes! i prefer WWW to Zonko's anyway
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? beans! more fun to eat!
Death Eaters or Aurors? aurors. except for bellatrix. she's the best.
Dumbledore or Voldemort? dumbledore. i think the whole, yano, not a homicidal maniac thing gives him brownie points.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? bellatrix! she's hilarious!
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? first. deff. just be all "accio egg" and you're done. der.
Is this survey fun or boring? fuuun but now i'm tired and wanna go to bed. soo yeahh. hah
If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would deffinately flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing Leg and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile
Voldemort and Lily
Voldemort was in love with Lily, so he went to Godrics Hollow and killed James.
Then he was all "oh, Lily, lemme kill the James spawn, and you can come be with me and we can have lil mini voldy and lily babies!"
and she was all "ew you creepo, i love james!"
and YouKnowWho, yano, being all powerful and evil and getting what he wants type person, doesn't handle rejection well. so he got mad and killed lily.
Voldemort and Dumbledore
Voldemort and Dumbledore had a thing awhile back, and they broke up, and it didn't go well, so that's why they hate each other. they're exes.
Voldemort, Dumbledore, and Harry
Dumbledore and Voldemort both have a huge crush on Harry, so they're battling it out. Which is why they hate each other. They can't deal with competition.
NOTE: I DON'T LIKE READING SLASH, BUT THESE ARE JUST FOR FUN. MY FRIENDS AND I GET BORED AND MAKE UP RANDOM THINGS SOMETIMES. HAHAHA.
Emmett's the strongest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse.
The next time u think ur perfect, try walking on water.
God created men first because u always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish.
Parents spend the first part of ur life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell u to sit down and shut up.
My mother told me never to talk to strang people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!
Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well i think guns help because is you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I'm the kind of person who would burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!
Heaven's doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I smile because I don't know what the hell's going on.
My mind not only wanders. Sometimes it leaves completely!
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A JASPER HALE OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANY MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Come over to the good side, we have Jasper Hale and chocolate!
If you are seriously in love with Jasper Hale and or Jackson Rathbone, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
Do you run through each day
Ever told your child,
When you run so fast to get somewhere
Life is not a
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!
1) Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2) Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3) Stick up for you, but still respects your independence...
4) Give you the remote control during the game.
5) Come up behind you, and put his arms around you.
6) Play with your hair.
7) His hand always finds yours.
8) Be cute when he really wants something.
9) Offer you plenty of massages.
10) Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11) ...Never run out of love.
12) Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13) Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14) Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15) React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16) Smile a lot.
17) Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, but does it because he knows how much it means to you.
18) Appricate you.
19) Help others out.
20) Drive for 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21) Always give you a peck on the cheek when you are departing form each other's company, even if his friends are watching.
22) Sing, even if he can't.
23) Have a creative sense of humor...
24) Stare at you.
25) Call for no reason.
26) Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs- just because he loves you that much to quit it.
A Real Boyfriend
When she stares at your mouth, When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy it's because she thinks shes stronger than you, When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough When she's quiet, When she ignores you, When she pulls away, When you see her at her worst, When you see her start crying, When you see her walking, When she's scared When she steals your favorite hoodie, When she teases you, When she doesn't answer for a long time, When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she loves you, When she grabs at your hands, When she bumps into you, When she tells you a secret, When she looks at you in your eyes, When she reposts this bulletin, - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. - When she says she's ok don't believe it. - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - Let her know she's important. - Don't talk about other girls around her - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am i kicking baby?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you Kiss you Love you Text you Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend. Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
When she stares at your mouth,
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy it's because she thinks shes stronger than you,
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
When she's quiet,
When she ignores you,
When she pulls away,
When you see her at her worst,
When you see her start crying,
When you see her walking,
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hoodie,
When she teases you,
When she doesn't answer for a long time,
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she loves you,
When she grabs at your hands,
When she bumps into you,
When she tells you a secret,
When she looks at you in your eyes,
When she reposts this bulletin,
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
- When she says she's ok don't believe it.
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
and if you do not re-post this within 3 minutes you'll have bad luck with the one you love
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.