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Me llamo KATE! (Translation: My name is KATE!)

How old am I? It's the number between 14 and 16. If you can't count, oh well for you, you'll never know!

I've got a temper on me, I won't lie, lol.

My friends know it.

Anyway, enjoy my stories, I'll update this thing soon, haha.

Just a note: I do like putting myself and my friends in fanfictions sometimes, just as a warning.

Soo, enjoy!!

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. I think it’s FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, I think it’s FEARLESS to stop believing them. It’s FEARLESS to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being alright…That’sFEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That’s why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS.

--Taylor Swift--

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX, LilWitch44

Twilight Pledge

I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know

You Know your obsessed if...

1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.

2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.

3. You've read the series like 5 times each.

4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.

5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.

6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.

7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.

8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.

9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.

10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.

11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.

12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.

13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.

14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.

15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens.

16. You love Edward more than your boyfriend.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite? Uhhm...I'd say Breaking Dawn, then Twilight, then Eclipse, and then New Moon

How long did it take you to read the books? Well I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse in about a week, but then I had to wait another week before I could buy Breaking Dawn. Then it took me like 2 days to read Breaking Dawn.

Who introduced you to the books? My best friend

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Borrowed Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse first time I read them, bought Breaking Dawn, and then got the first one for Christmas.

Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the New Moon movie?The New Moon movie definitely!


Who is your favorite character? Alice, then Jasper, then Angela

Who's your favorite male vampire? (Other Than Edward) Jasper! I just wanna glomp him! (look up glomp on haa)

Who's your favourite female vampire? Alice, then Esme, then Rosalie

Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth! For some reason, I love that kid!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Probably, I dunno. There's a lot of em!

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? The wedding and the Isle Esme honeymoon!

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When Bella slapped Jacob. Does that count?

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? "I Think She's Having Hysterics, Maybe You Should Slap Her"

What was your favorite adventure/battle? The final battle with the Volturi!

Which book cover was your favorite? Twilight. I freaked out when RPattz did that apple thing in the movie. I was like "OMC IT'S THE TWILIGHT COVER!"

Are these books among your favorite books of all? KA-DUUHH!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon? Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse

Are you more excited about New Moon Movie or Midnight Sun? New Moon Movie

New Moon Movie or the Eclipse Movie? Eclipse Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward? Edward

Bella or Jacob? Bella

Bella or Alice? Alice

Alice or Jacob? Alice

Rosalie or Alice? Alice

Jasper or Alice? Alice

Jasper or Edward? Jasper

Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper? Jasper

Emmett or Jacob? Emmett

Bella or Rosalie? Bella

Esme or Charlie? Esme

Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle

Charlie or Billy? Charlie

Jacob or Sam? Jacob

Sam or Quil? Quil

Quil or Embry? Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires, Ka-duh!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by!


"I wish I was a kid again, because skinned knees are easier to fix then broken hearts."

"Let love come slowly. Don't constantly keep putting on the red light. Drive on yellow!"

"You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"Overprotective fool." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"Edward is such a grouch when he doesn't get his own way" --Alice Cullen, Eclipse

"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely grey." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"This hostage stuff is fun." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?" --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn’t trying to kill herself. Bella’s all about the extreme sports these days." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today." --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?" --Alice Cullen, Eclipse--

"W-o-w. Edward Cullen." --Jessica Stanley, Twilight--

"We’ll go to Vegas — you can wear old jeans and we’ll go to the chapel with the drive-through window. I just want it to be official — that you belong to me and no one else." --Edward Cullen, Eclipse--

"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." --Juno--

"Feel the fear and do it anyway because even though it's not too late now, someday it will be."

"When you look back on the previous years, if you don't laugh or cry, consider it wasted."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."

"Live each day like there ain't going to be a tomorrow."

"Soon we must all face a choice between what is right and what is easy." --Dumbledore--

That 70s Show

Red: You know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch?

Eric: Because he had a smart mouth?

Red: Right.

eric finding out his secret stash of money in the candyland box is gone

Eric: Oh my gosh. Someone stole all my money from my secret stash!

Fez: From Candyland? How could such a horrible thing happen in such a happy place?

Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Jasper

2. Alice

3. Emmett

4. Esme

5. Carlisle

6. Rosalie

7. Jacob

8. Seth

9. Leah

10. Edward

11. Bella

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Rosalie/Bella. That kind of disturbs me...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If I was Carlisle I would. But I'm not. And I'm a girl.

3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Bella got Seth pregnant? I don't even want to know what she was doing with Seth in the first place!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Leah. Yeah, I think Leah's awesome! I love reading those! (If anyone has any good ones, PM me.) I just hate how everyone thinks she's such a b and really she's just hurt! Sam, now, he's a different story growls and tries to rip Sam's head off

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice/Rosalie? Um...I don't think so. That'd be kinda awkward.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Carlisle/Leah or Carlisle/Edward? Um, neither really, but, I guess I'd have to say Carlisle/Leah. I think Edward and Carlisle that way would just be...shudder

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Jacob walked in on Alice and Jasper? Yeah, I could see that happening. I bet it probably has haha. Stephanie Meyer just wants to spare our innocence from the violence used on Jacob by Alice (terrifying little pixie!) by not putting it in the books. Hehe...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words Emmett/Edward. Uhhmm...I think I'll have to pass...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Jasper/Seth? Are you freaking kidding me?? Dude, did you forget the whole little vampire/werewolf issue here? and ALICE??

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Jacob/Edward..."Aww, Bella Doesn't Wuv Wittle Jacob!" That would be Jacob confiding his problems in Edward (in a strictly NON ROMANTIC guy moment), and Edward making fun of him. Does that count as Hurt/Comfort? Cuz Jacob's getting awful hurt!!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? I would make Esme lose her mind and think Jasper was Carlisle. Jasper would lose his mind and think he was Carlisle. So...yeah. But that will NEVER happen. Don't count on it.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? ?? Not justifying that with an answer...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Uhm...I dunno.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Alice/Esme/Carlisle. WHO WRITES THESE FREAKING QUESTIONS??

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "I AM NO LONGER A 108 YEAR OLD VIRGIN/PRUDE!" I am assuming, of course, that this great passionate moment is with Bella on Isle Esme during Breaking Dawn.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Seth- "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War. I can just totally see how Seth wants the Cullens and the pack to all get along, how he and Edward were friends and everything. Ha, that was easy!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Jasper/Rosalie/Edward "Warning: May cause extreme confusion."

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "BELLA! Oh wait...ALICE!" Really couldn't come up with anything...I'd hope Edward wouldn't use a pick up line on Alice anyway.

Something everyone should remember: Emmett is the strongest. Edward is the fastest.But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but every time I try Alice is at his window with a bat waiting for me. How does she kn- oh...right

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" (I've actually done that!!)

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I worry about you some days.

'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

No ones perfect… well there was this one Guy but we killed him

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope you learn how to fly on the way down.

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

How come you never see the news story Psychic Wins Lottery?

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

sometimes when im alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if im wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Regular lions say ROAARR.
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think you're stupid.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!-

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it. (I found it in a pickle jar and can't open the lid.)

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.(Okay out loud is more accurate for me)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

You know you live in 2oo9 when

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reson for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the House for the remote than press the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read the list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read the list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scroll up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, or, "gay people" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile(on a daily basis...I can think of one now!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...

I Ran with scissors, and lived!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

In my family, it is so true when the saying 'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.' is brought up because crazy is a relative term when it comes to my family.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (well then shouldnt i be dead now?...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You Say Pink

I Say Blue

You Say Niley (gross...)

I Say Nelena (better I guess...)

You Say Miley Cyrus

I Say Evanescence

You Say Zac Efron

I Say Leonardo Dicaprio

You Say Rap

I Say Rock

You Say I'm Weird

I Say "It took you THAT long to notice!?"

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.

"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen

“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
— Angela Weber

“This hostage stuff is fun.”
— Alice Cullen

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan

"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella

"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." Alice

"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-- Alice Cullen

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-- Bella Swan

Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face."

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-- Bella Swan

"Stupid unreliable vampire!"

"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black

Random Moments

(Me quizzing my sis on spanish)

Me: futbol.

Gabby: Football!

Me: No. Soccer.

Gabby: Oh.

Me: Futbol norteamericano.

Gabby: American soccer!


Gabby: you drew on your wall with pen?!

Me:'s magic marker!

Person: Did you hear that??

Me: what, your insanely loud and high pitched giggle? No, i must have missed it.

Person: No, I farted in your face!!

Gabby: If you do, I'll kill you-

Me: Didn't Draco Malfoy threaten to kill Dumbledore?

Gabby: (ignores me) with my own two eyes!!

Gabby: can i really kill you with my eyes?

me: no, not unless you have laser vision!

gabby: what if I take my eyeball out and chuck it at you?

(google searches "does your heart stop when you talk)

Me: (Sees innappropriate google headline) don't need to see that.

Gabby: No, scroll down!

Me: No! I'm protecting your childlike eyes!

Gabby: OW!

Me: Oops...I think I just poked you in your childlike eyes...

(after prank calling as preppy cheerleaders)
These are like our preppy personalities!

Anna: No, this is called us messing with Ryan and he doesn't get it.

Me: It's a monkey!

Anna: No, it's a gorilla, you idiot.

Me: It's in the monkey family!

(talking about My Sister's Keeper movie)

Me (my name is Kate): Why do I have to be the one to die?

Anna: Well in the book which is the real copy I die so flops onto the floor

yeah, my name is kate and my best friend's name is Anna. weird, right?

Me: If you poke a dead person with your foot and he moves then he's not dead wait that doesn't make sense.

Anna: what the fruck?

Me: Fruck?

Me: If I die, you can have my goldfish.

Anna: You don't have a goldfish.

me: well if I did I'd give him to you!

Anna: Why can't y'all come to this here cemetary? Whaddaya have against dead people? They're just asleep...forever...but they were all nice people once.

(exaggerated southern accent for above and below quote)

Anna: Can I have this here sock?

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Probably the Deathly Hallows.

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? The Halfblood Prince! It was the funniest, by far!! I've seen it 3 times so far!

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Bellatrix Lestrange! She's awesomeeeeee!! Luna, cuz she's just cool (and a lot like me!). Lupin, Tonks, Ginny, Hermione, Snape, Harry (no particular order)

What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw or Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. I'm pretty smart, and I think I'm pretty brave. Or, I like doing dangerous things, anyway (my parents aren't too thrilled about it)

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Uhh prolly Nick. He's just cool, and you hear of him most, so I think we know most about him.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Transfiguration or Charms

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Lupin! He's the best!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser.

Who do you want to make friends with? hermione, ginny, luna!!

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? luna and ginny

Why would he/she be your best buddy? luna because we're both kinda "dreamy and out there" and ginny cuz she's really just awesome. haha

Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna. We both kind of get looked down on as being different, and we both do what we want and don't care what others think.

What pet would you get? An owl.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? hmm...i dunno. good question. i'd like to know the answers.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Uh, hell friggin yeah!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I'd be like "Heyyy wassupppp?? wanna be best friends?" either that or "I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD!" and hug him

What would be his reaction to your reaction? he may either be like "sure, whatever. why not?" or back away slowly.

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? luna hermione ginny harry ron

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? yes. then i'd plan horrible vengeful revenge! BWAHAHAHHA. i'm sorry. i enjoy revenge too much.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? harry. or cedric diggory. or maybe fred or george.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. hermione, probably. it's like a mix of red and brown. so hermione with a bit of ginny. haha

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Ginny

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? the maurauders map. and the lil toy broomstick he bought for harry. haha

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? bubble gum pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? red. gotta luv the hair, lol

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? brown. idk why. haha

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? green

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? white

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? nope, loving it. hoping my mom doesnt storm in being all "GO TO BED" cuz i hafta leave early for maine with my ddad tomorrow.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) hmm. i'd drink a little at a time. probably for some volleyball games. maybe for exams

Do you like the books more or the movies? books, but movies are close

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius, James, Lupin, Peter (in that order.)

What would your Patronus take shape in? hmm...i dunno. maybe an otter. cuz i love otters. and seals. maybe a dolphin. hmmm...

What would be your Animagus form? maybe a monkey. then i could be an animal with opposable thumbs. haha. or maybe bird, so i could fly. or maybe a dolphin.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Transfiguration or Charms

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione. No contest.

James Potter or Snape? James.

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Marauders, they're funnnyyy

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus, definitely

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks!!

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric. cuz robert pattinson played him in the movie. plus he's just cool. i was sooo sad when he died.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? luna. she's the best

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? dumbledore! you know, my best friend and i think he's in love with harry. just sayin'. still think he's awesome though

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? grawp. he's awesome. and doesnt, yano eat people. haha (aragog's funeral in the movie...harry and the pincers...lmao)

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? honeydukes! i prefer WWW to Zonko's anyway

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? beans! more fun to eat!

Death Eaters or Aurors? aurors. except for bellatrix. she's the best.

Dumbledore or Voldemort? dumbledore. i think the whole, yano, not a homicidal maniac thing gives him brownie points.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? bellatrix! she's hilarious!

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? first. deff. just be all "accio egg" and you're done. der.

Is this survey fun or boring? fuuun but now i'm tired and wanna go to bed. soo yeahh. hah

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would deffinately flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing Leg and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile

My Theories

Voldemort and Lily

Voldemort was in love with Lily, so he went to Godrics Hollow and killed James.

Then he was all "oh, Lily, lemme kill the James spawn, and you can come be with me and we can have lil mini voldy and lily babies!"

and she was all "ew you creepo, i love james!"

and YouKnowWho, yano, being all powerful and evil and getting what he wants type person, doesn't handle rejection well. so he got mad and killed lily.

Voldemort and Dumbledore

Voldemort and Dumbledore had a thing awhile back, and they broke up, and it didn't go well, so that's why they hate each other. they're exes.

Voldemort, Dumbledore, and Harry

Dumbledore and Voldemort both have a huge crush on Harry, so they're battling it out. Which is why they hate each other. They can't deal with competition.


Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If your heart was really'd be dead so shut up.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse.

The next time u think ur perfect, try walking on water.

God created men first because u always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Parents spend the first part of ur life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell u to sit down and shut up.

My mother told me never to talk to strang people. I never talk to myself, parents, of friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well i think guns help because is you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I'm the kind of person who would burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!

Heaven's doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I smile because I don't know what the hell's going on.

My mind not only wanders. Sometimes it leaves completely!



If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Come over to the good side, we have Jasper Hale and chocolate!

If you are seriously in love with Jasper Hale and or Jackson Rathbone, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
Time is short.
The music won't

Do you run through each day
On the
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
Time is short.
The music won't

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
And in your haste,
Not see
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't

When you run so fast to get somewhere
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened


Thrown away.

Life is not a
Do take it slower
Hear the
Before the song is over.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (I don't get it...)

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (I've done 30 minute seaches.)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I've had silly putty though.)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (Does tape count?)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (I actually jumped out. hah)

23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (tipped the entire desk over, with me in it, actually)

48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (Ewwwwwww!!)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (What? What? Why...? Oh I figured it out!!)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!

1) Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2) Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3) Stick up for you, but still respects your independence...

4) Give you the remote control during the game.

5) Come up behind you, and put his arms around you.

6) Play with your hair.

7) His hand always finds yours.

8) Be cute when he really wants something.

9) Offer you plenty of massages.

10) Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11) ...Never run out of love.

12) Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13) Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14) Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15) React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16) Smile a lot.

17) Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, but does it because he knows how much it means to you.

18) Appricate you.

19) Help others out.

20) Drive for 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21) Always give you a peck on the cheek when you are departing form each other's company, even if his friends are watching.

22) Sing, even if he can't.

23) Have a creative sense of humor...

24) Stare at you.

25) Call for no reason.

26) Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs- just because he loves you that much to quit it.

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth,
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy it's because she thinks shes stronger than you,
Grab her and dont let go.

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst,
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying,
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking,
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she steals your favorite hoodie,
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she says that she loves you,
she really does more than you can understand.

When she grabs at your hands,
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you,
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes,
dont look away until she does.

When she reposts this bulletin,
she wants you to read it.

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

- When she says she's ok don't believe it.

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important.

- Don't talk about other girls around her

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:

"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you

Kiss you

Love you

Text you

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.

Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"

and if you do not re-post this within 3 minutes you'll have bad luck with the one you love


1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

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Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 168 - Words: 35,455 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Dimness of Edward by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glimpses of Moonlight by Fannye reviews
A peek into the lives of Alice/Jasper. A collection of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
How It's Gotta Be by aspire2write reviews
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy contest O/S. Emmett and Bella are workin their daddy's ranch. Livin in the middle of nowhere, they think there's no chance of love. Such is life. Then one day Emmett helps some people broken down on the side of the road.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,157 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever It Takes by tinaababy reviews
Bella Swan has leukemia. She's been in remission for almost five years but just as she reaches that five year mark she relapses. Will she succumb to the illness or can the new doctor put a smile on her face? AU, AH, & OCC. Longer summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poetry by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Poems written about when Edward left in New Moon. Bella's POV. I may possibly add more poems later on from different character's POV's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
I'm Pregnant by xxorla1412xx reviews
One-shot. Rosalie tries to tell Emmett she's pregnant. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
One Door Closes by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
Lily had plans for her life that didn't involve James Potter, the Marauders, or falling in love. But sometimes plans change when you least expect them to and you must live with them, for better or worst. J/L SB/OC. PART 1 IS CANON, PART 2 IS AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,450 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Wedding by LOV3theARTS reviews
"Here we are. Dudley, I welcome you to the Burrow!" Dudley is invited to go to Harry and Ginny's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Renesmee's Sleepover by Rose Tyler reviews
Renesmee is having a sleepover for her birthday. Emmett and Jacob just can't resist a few pranks, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Unconditional by Ellie Marsy reviews
A collection of one-shots about Jasper, Alice, and their family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,807 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Bella:The Vampire Slayer by almostjaime reviews
Rewrite version. I believe it's gonna be better this time: Bella Turns into the Vampire Slayer after Edward leaves her in New Moon. 100 Years later they meet again, But is Bella Ready to see his face? T For language. Bella's a potty mouth:
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella
Cross My Heart and Hope To Die by hopesallthings reviews
It always was hard to keep things from Alice. So naturally, he had secrets that only she knew.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Silence by fetching reviews
When the threat of the Volturi returns, no one is considered safe. This family is shattered, the remains will never fit together again, not properly. But maybe with a little hope, they can survive.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,852 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Passports, Please by LauraHannah90 reviews
The Cullens need new passports for their upcoming trip to France. Bella offers to accompany Jasper to J.Jenk's office so she can witness first hand why J.Jenks is scared of Jasper...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Uniforms Made Over by MySilentEmoSide reviews
Carlisle and Esme make the Cullens go to a Catholic School and Alice isn't very happy about the uniforms so she "fixes" them. Some OOC. One-shot. My first FF. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Alice - Complete
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bloody Mary by x.alice.massacre.x reviews
You come to me with scars on your wrist, you tell me this will be the last night feeling like this. A/H JxA songfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Changes by Ellie Marsy reviews
Alice and Edward make a bet, and now Edward has to make good on his side of the deal. Sibling bonding moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Any Other Morning by mithrilxmoon reviews
Jasper gives Alice a morning at the carnival.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Golden Days by Klavierliebe reviews
Bella Swan doesn't think she's ready for kindergarten just yet -- especially when she meets those zany kids she'll soon call her best friends. Ed/B, J/A, Em/R, C/Es
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
Angela's Letter by LauraHannah90 reviews
Angela Weber writes Bella a letter, talking about their old school friends and her life with Ben. What will Bella do when she's invited to Angela's wedding? Ten years after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Wash Away by Ellie Marsy reviews
After the Cullens return to Forks, Jasper and Rosalie try to forget what happened at Volterra and realize something they have in common with regards to Bella. Set Post-New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Dancing by WishingOnMyStar reviews
Series of SONG-FIC ONE-SHOTS based on times in Carlisle's and Esme's relationship. Plenty of Fluff for you Carlisle/Esme lovers! Please READ and REVIEW! From the author of "Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Wisdom Teeth by AvaGrace91 reviews
Short but cute one-shot. Bella gets her wisdom teeth extracted and Edward helps her recover. Contains fluff and might be slightly disturbing to those with weak stomachs when it comes to oral surgery. T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Model Students by AvaGrace91 reviews
Carlisle has an idea to get the family more involved in Forks. Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie volunteer with children, while Edward and Alice try out for school sports. All hell breaks loose when Bella decides she wants to be involved, too. Warning: Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Werewolf and His Kate by Windslepi reviews
Luke is a werewolf devoted to his pack. Kate is a free-spirited girl who never really fit in. Read along as they find that their connection is deeper than they thought, as Kate is introduced to a new world, and that their lives will never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Ice Skating by PrincessFerdinand reviews
Jasper and Alice's first Christmas, 1949. Absolutely nothing but seasonal fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Lipstick Says It All by Terez reviews
After a shower Jasper sees that Alice has written on the mirrors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Regrets by Ellie Marsy reviews
Bella learns about one of Jasper's regrets after he babysits Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Second Chances by SarahCullen17 reviews
Five years after Edward leaves, lovesick Bella is diagnosed with leukemia. The equally lovesick Dr. Edward Cullen tries to secretly work with Carlisle to save her. Will Bella find out? Will second chances at life and love be offered and fulfilled?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by OneFrighteningLittleMonster123 reviews
Bella spends Christmas Eve at the Cullen's. Cute story. Check it out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
Strangers Like Me by Ellie Marsy reviews
Five days after they first meet, Alice tells Jasper about their future family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Karma by Ellie Marsy reviews
Companion fic to 'The Price'. Edward and Emmett plan revenge against Professor Burke.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Price by Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper doubts his reasons for joining the Civil War after a discussion in History Class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Home Alone by A True Weasley reviews
After a disaster the last time they went school shopping, Fred and George are left home alone. Big mistake. Not slash. Mentions of Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
My Reason For Living by Ellie Marsy reviews
Alice admits to Bella the truth about what she thinks of the nature of her and Edward's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Always There by Ellie Marsy reviews
Edward needs to have a talk with his brother after the battle in Eclipse. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
When You're Gone by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, implied Blackwater/ “Please,” she cries. Now that the tears have started, they can’t seem to stop. “Don’t leave.” T for- probably- excessive swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
When it Rains by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper spend a rainy day in bed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Worth Keeping by Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper's conversation with Peter and Charlotte before they leave at the end of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Needles by easternrose21 reviews
Edward wants Bella to have the HPV injection. Bella disagrees but then only agrees if Edward comes. One-shot. My first Twilight fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust by Ellie Marsy reviews
Edward and Alice's first meeting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Operation Surprise Alice by Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper wants to surprise Alice for her birthday and enlists unlikely help to do so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jasper, Jacob
Jasper Watches Gettysburg by An Emotional Vampire reviews
*Reposted* Jasper is home alone and watches the movie Gettysburg while his family is out hunting. He gets all sad. Read it to make him feel better. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jasper - Complete
First Day of School by An Emotional Vampire reviews
Sometimes Esme has a hard time getting her children out of school for their first day after being changed. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Esme - Complete
Nessie's Question by Ellie Marsy reviews
Renesmee has a question for her overprotective family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I Got Your Back by Ellie Marsy reviews
Emmett cheers Jasper up when he is feeling down. One-shot. Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Make Me Believe In Love by OneFrighteningLittleMonster123 reviews
Abused all through her childhood Rosalie Hale Doesn't believe in love anymore. She meets Emmett McCarty and falls for him, but can he make her believe in love? Better summary inside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Prayer by Ellie Marsy reviews
Carlisle comforts Jasper after Bella's eighteenth birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper
Unspoken Bond by Ellie Marsy reviews
Rosalie talks to Jasper after the events of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One More Thing You Want To End by HumanShield reviews
Twilight Alternate Ending. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
Above and Gone by ConspiratingYourDemise reviews
This poem is dedicated mostly to Daddy's Little Cannibal, but also to anyone else who has been affected by drunk driving. Written by me. XOXO
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Visions of Love by jennrich2830 reviews
A version of the love story of Alice and Jasper and how they came to the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,646 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I Believe! by SkySong92 reviews
Starting her junior year, life seems almost perfect for Bella Swan, but there's always that dark shadow of the perfect, the imposing Rosalie Hale hanging over her shoulder. And College. What will that bring? AH B&E, R&E, A&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,655 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Imprinting on the Penalized by Alyssa105 reviews
Embry imprints on a girl in jail who is accused of murder and sentenced to death via lethal injection. Read to find out what happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Embry - Complete
There Really Isn't Anything Normal To Call It by 142staircases reviews
Because there was very little that was normal about the situation. A Lily-and-James-are-getting-married!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Love You Always have, always will by xMrsJamesPotterx reviews
Dear James- There are a few things I haven’t told you. I know you don’t even like me now, heck, you never even look at me, but still, I feel I ought to tell you. R & R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nessie where do babies come from? by ShortyLilHalf-and-Half reviews
In this story Emmett asks Renesmee a very interesting question. Good if you need a laugh. ONE SHOT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
The Little Girl Who Saw Things by CarlieD reviews
A visitor with a mysterious talent has sent Alice into a coma-like state, reliving her repressed human life. What started out as a simple problem, is quickly becoming more and more difficult, as Jasper and Carlisle both struggle with terrible truths...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,858 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Cullen Fourth of July by Annalisa B. Crawford reviews
It's Independence Day in America, and the Cullen's are going to celebrate! What happens? Two very, very dangerous words... Emmett, Fireworks. What happens as they celebrate on the 4th? Hilarity ensues! Emmett POV, One-shot Updated 8.21.09
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
12 Years Later by I'monteamedward reviews
Edward and Bella live together in an orphanage until an abusive family takes him away. When they finally meet 12 years later, Edward just wants to be left alone. Bella tries to help Edward be happy but she only creates an egotistical monster. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Titanic: The Channy Adventure by ThePenguinSledder reviews
Mr. Condor makes a reproduction of the movie, Titanic, with Chad and Sonny as the leads. After a heated argument, Chad and Sonny somehow find themselves on the actual Titanic, in 1912. It's perhaps up to destiny whether they get their Happy Ending.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Can You Trust Him? by sparksfly16 reviews
Alex wants to tell Dean she's a wizard, but her family isn't on board. So she narrows it down to two choices; give up her powers or tell Dean she's a wizard? Please review! Thanks!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Fifteen by TheRandomHachi reviews
Songfic. Based on Taylor Swift's song Fifteen. Story of High school with Bella and Alice. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
ShiftCommaThree by x.alice.massacre.x reviews
Alice has been acting different lately and it’s all because of a new online relationship. Bella doesn’t exactly thing its safe. But Jasper – her project partner who she never cared much for – is the only one who really understands. A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Toddler Wars by Openhome reviews
How do you handle a strong willed toddler when you were never a child? This is Wanda's lesson in parenting. With the help of others, she learns the hard and harsh realities of mothering a human child. Lots of sarcastic humor. One shot, written for fun!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Lucinda - Complete
My Unicorn by Wincing The Night Away reviews
What happens when you combine Emmett, Alice, Bella, tattoos and an overprotective cranky Edward? R&R Another one of my random stories ;P Bad summary sorry...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Dark Memories by cubgirl reviews
So Mary Alice was this happy little girl who had dreams that somehow would come true. What happens when one day she has a too scary dream and is taken to a crazy people asylum all because a certain man starred in it and did unimaginable things.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Alice, James - Complete
Reasons Why I Want You by A True Weasley reviews
Harry writes a list of all the reasons why he wants Ginny to date him. He unknowingly lets it fall in the hands of Draco, and has to deal with the aftermath. NOT Draco/Ginny. Harry/Ginny, set in sixth year. An Ron/Hermione. Mentions Neville/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kate's Goodbye Letter to Anna by lilkerschi reviews
Goodbye Anna
My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Held Back by TRDancer reviews
Jasper can't have what he wants--but does he really need it? Crackfic. Written for A.Little.Green.Alien and Edward's Angst's Summer Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Carlisle Gets Sued by KCcrazy reviews
Every doctor makes a mistake sometime in their life-even the best ones, like Carlisle, who's been doing his job for centuries. What happens when he gets sued? Written for DreamStallion33's Forum Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
When the War is Over by Bunny1 reviews
What if Ron had not interrupted Harry's birthday kiss during Deathly Hallows? How might things have gone differently for our young hero & heroine?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Whisper In the Wind by mystic rainman reviews
He knew he wouldn’t survive. And he had embraced it. But she needed to know. He knew, having a single look at her, could break him. But he had to go to her, see her for the last time. Even if it meant tearing his own heart apart. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Parts of A Whole by darthluna01 reviews
A vignette based on Harry and Ginny's relationship shortly after the Dark Lord's defeat. Written in Ginny's first person POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Running by Missng reviews
Running was always a good way to solve internal conflicts...right? H/G Fluff. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Time Stands Still by reviews
Freddie was kneeling beside Sam, unsure of what to do. Just then Sam’s head was bent down and she was coughing up more blood than she has the whole day." response to CG’s Best Sad Seddie Story... Seddie... i do not own iCarly. One Shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
If i were a boy by lovsummergirl94 reviews
Bella has a one night stand with Edward. Bella gets pregnant and she's all alone in Boston. So, what happens that makes her HATE men? How will Edward and Bella get together? read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,517 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Beginnings, Old Memories by x.alice.massacre.x reviews
Jasper just got out of rehab and he vows to himself that he will start all over. It doesn’t help when he has his eyes on Alice. And it really doesn’t help when he gets her knocked up. The drama starts there. A/H. Of course. I think some slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Softest Things by Zagury reviews
Things had always had a soft feel to Harry when he held them between his fingers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The More Boys I Meet by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot Blackwater/ '"But I swear to God, with every new guy I meet I think I would be better off with a dog.”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Employing Emmett by xxorla1412xx reviews
Emmett gets bored when everyone goes hunting and decides he needs a job. What seriously random things will he do? Just started this cause I was really bored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Midnight Encounters by 142staircases reviews
It all began with a strong desire for milk and the need to compulsively organize the refrigerator. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - James P., Petunia D. - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Myself by maggiekb reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon not knowing Bella is pregnant. Bella befriends Tanya's coven and becomes a vampire. The story of what happens when Edward and the rest of Cullens come to Denali and meet Renesmee for the first time. READ & REVIEW PURTY PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mother's Love The Story of Esme by Lolarosa reviews
Esme Platt was a brand new mother, happy and in love with her son. What would she do when tragedy struck? What did a kind stranger from her past, have to do with her future?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Edward Cullen Meets Dracula by Rose Tyler reviews
Dracula meets Edward Cullen, and is not pleased with Edward's existence.
Crossover - Dracula & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward - Complete
Summer Days Drifting Away by sheffers reviews
Summer and happiness have finally started to return to The Burrow along with the August sun. Harry and Ginny are enjoying teenage life without responsibilities but as the Hogwarts letters arrive, both realise that peace will not last long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Father’s Day: Some consider us Monsters! by alybee reviews
Post Breaking Dawn one-shot. Carlisle reflects on his role as a father after a disturbing evening in the Emergency Room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Childhood Innocence by Elaili reviews
All Human. AU. Esme Platt is the adoptive mother to four-year-old twins Edward and Emmett. She never had anyone to be there for her since her sister died. Then she meets a wonderful, blonde-haired stranger in the park who says the perfect thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Operation Clumsy Bella by pixiewriter87 reviews
Did you ever wonder exactly how Alice had a little too much fun creating the evidence for Bella’s alibi after her run in with James? Read and find out. One-shot only!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Alice - Complete
Fine by ribbonandbuttons reviews
Ron and Hermione at the Burrow after the Battle. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living in After by FutureCullen22 reviews
Leah goes to visit Emily in the hospital after Emily was attacked. LPOV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Leah, Emily - Complete
Frustrations by sheffers reviews
Written pre DH 2006 . Ginny is still at school and get into a lot of trouble, Harry has stayed true to his word not to involve her in the Horcrux hunt. When meeting in the new headmistress' office emotions and needs boil into a very passionate encounter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Enough by TinTime reviews
Days before the end of their 7th year Lily is upset and James tries to make it better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Every Fifteen Minutes by Pianolinist reviews
In the memory of all who have died due to drunk-driving related accidents. Bella dies in a drunk driving accident.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella
Are You Doing Okay? by x0LaBellaVita0x reviews
Based on the song 'Kristy, are you doing okay' by The Offspring. Written in Edward's Point of View. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Life Without a Little Fun? by WordsOfASong reviews
James convinces Lily to take a swim in the Black Lake. A problem comes up... J/L relationship!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Engagement Party by Cymberline reviews
James Potter is sick to death of how Petunia treats Lily. Woken up early, and forced to go to her engagement breakfast, he intends to teach her a lesson. Marauder style. JL ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
When Charlie notices that Edward is not at dinner, Bella tells him that he at the hospital, in emergency surgery. What she fail to mention is that he's performing the surgery, and not the one about to die. This leads to a series of misunderstandings. T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Lily's Song by Bluemoon103 reviews
Based on the song "Mary's Song Oh My My My " By Taylor Swift, it shows short little flicks between there lives together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
First Wand by 4-eyedDragon reviews
When Harry comes in for his wand, Mr. Ollivander says he remembers when Lily and James came in for their first wands...this is when Lily got hers! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., G. Ollivander - Complete
We could call it something boring, I suppose by 142staircases reviews
Lily and James go to Petunia's wedding. HUZZAH! Friendshipfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Blame Bertie Bott by tasha27 reviews
Lily is eating Bertie Bott's every flavour beans. James wants one. What will he do to get her to share?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In My Arms by Pyro'sBest reviews
Lily walks into the Head's dormitories to find James looking adorable asleep on the sofa. She can't resist temptation. Nothing good can ensue. Re-written, hopefully better version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Here Comes Goodbye by CosmicTwilight reviews
Before Alice left in Breaking Dawn she left information for Bella to forge documentation to allow her neice to successfully escape. What if they had to be used? This is the story of Reneesme learning the fate of her family.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Of Cars and Stickshifts by story2tell reviews
Edward decides to teach Nessie how to drive a stick shift, thinking that if she mastered this skill, she could drive anything. She's half vampire, right? Edward learns that he gets more than he bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
So They Danced in the Rain by hopesallthings reviews
“Let’s go dancing.” Alice/Jasper fluff. Takes place before they meet the Cullens. Totally random and with no point. Only read if you're extremely bored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fifteen by Lishbashbaaaa reviews
Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you that they love you you're gonna believe them - Taylor Swift,Fifteen. They were fifteen, they didn't know any better. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
What You Don't Know by TheClassicCrime1 reviews
Harry Potter-Twilight Crossover. A stunning new girl comes to Hogwarts. What you don't know is that she didn't come there by chance. She has a purpose. I'm really bad at summaries, I'm sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,511 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Sabrina Spellman and the Witch's Suitcase by Merlin Missy reviews
Aunt Zelda gets a new teaching job.
Crossover - Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sabrina S. - Complete
Supermarket Sweep by Nuttyginger reviews
Set somewhere in between ‘Twilight’ and ‘New Moon’. Bella and Charlie both come down with the summer flu. Edward offers to go food grocery shopping for Bella after the cupboards run bare. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Bella's Sweet Alexander by NatsNeko reviews
In the middle of the night, 17-year-old Isabella Swan arrives in Forks. She carries with her: two bags of necessities, a purse, and a baby carrier. What the hell happened there? ExB Chap 12 up. The last chapter. Expect sadness, and angst!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flowers by Aerial312 reviews
Alice and Jasper visit Alice's grave in Biloxi.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sorry I'm Jealous by The Angry Lioness MOVED reviews
No matter what Sam does, Carly does it better. She's sick of it. She wants what Carly has.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Surprise by Terez reviews
Alice has a surprise for Jasper involving a confederate army jacket.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sick Day by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Bella gets sick. How will Edward react? Kinda Loopy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frozen Night by cold.obsession reviews
Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thwarted Plans by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
Lily always had a plan for her life, but sometimes other things got in the way. J/L, S/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper dance in the rain.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice's Annaversary by AnmlLvr reviews
Alice wants Jasper to surprise her for their annaversary. Can he find some way to avaid her visions, or will his suprise be ruined. One-shot. R&R. Kinda fluffy. Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Broken Leg by Mikha reviews
Esme falls off a tree, and meets the man of her dreams.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Connect the Dots by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella finds herself with a surprising illness. What can the Cullens do to help? One-shot, BPOV, ExB, Cullens are still Vampires, Bella still human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lily's Hair by allison rae reviews
One shot: Lily Luna Potter absolutely hated her hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bella is Anorexic! by kittkatt123 reviews
Post New Moon. Edward is now back, but Bella is not in the same condition as she was in Eclipse. Instead, she can't eat. This is the story of Edward and the rest of the Cullens trying to help Bella stop being anorexic, but things only get worse. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,440 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Wins, Firewhiskey and Handcuffs by sheffers reviews
Five straight Harpies wins on the trot leave the squad celebrating and leads to Ministry of Magic involvement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bella's Friend by CatChester reviews
It’s Bella’s time of the month
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad memories forgotten by shana852963 reviews
The Dursley's come to pay a visit to harry and his family after 19 years. Have they changed? WHy yes thy have. I know that it's quite unlikley that this would of really happened, but you know.... A quick oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Redefining Words by Brynna reviews
An Alice and Jasper story about the words that shape their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
iHate Shakespeare by The Angry Lioness MOVED reviews
Sam is forced to audition for the school play. Freddie and Carly try out only to see a shocking result on the cast list. Also, Sam is haveing problems with her step-dad and is falling in love with someone who'd never love her too.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,628 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Alice Kissed a Girl by SomethingCuteandCreative reviews
Jasper hears Alice singing and jumps to conculsions, hilarity ensues. T for suggestive material.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Why Bella Should Not Get Tan by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
Bella has always been the insanely white one, and when Alice wants Bella to get a spray-on tan, things just don't exactly go the way they're supposed to. The other thing; it just keeps on getting worse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
My Little Soldier by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Another shopping trip with Alice proves to be enjoyable for both Jasper and Alice. Smut, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Enough For Forever by HollyJane reviews
After Bella comes home from the Cullens one day with a broken ankle, Charlie becomes suspicious. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Doctor Appointment by bettingonalice123 reviews
Today’s appointment ensured only one thing: Needles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Travelin' soldier by amakuxchou reviews
what if Alice and jasper lived as humans at the same time. And what if when Jasper went to war Vampires never found him? Based off the song "Travelin' Soldier"by the dixie chicks. All human.A/J one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Grangers and The Weasleys by fairytalemanipulator reviews
In the five years after the Great War that Hermione and Ron dated, their parents had not met. Tonight is the night. Will the lovely couple be able to pull through in one piece? H/R, H/G, COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Glimpses into the Past by SomethingCuteandCreative reviews
A series of one-shots of Alice getting glimpses into her past- includes Alice and her Fuhfums and Phoop!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A History Of Magic by sheffers reviews
Lily Potter has some questions for her mother concerning a school textbook and an essay for History of Magic about the events of 1998.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Disciplinary Cards by sheffers reviews
As Harry helps clean and rebuild Hogwarts he finds a number of the Carrows' disciplinary cards including one clearly labelled 'Ginevra Molly Weasley'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate and Guacamole by unique.normality reviews
This is a one-short about Sirius baby-sitting Lily while she's pregnant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Fics by Fumph reviews
Remus had always wanted what James had - a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Foreign Affairs by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Edward and Bella pose as French immigrants. Really funny..... Eclipse spoilers... Read on....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Summer to Remember by hippolvr13 reviews
SEQUEL TO HELLO BEAUTIFUL! When a family emergency brings the Jonas' into town, will Nick ask Megan to go on tour again with them?
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,914 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
The Fated Surprise by L. Borealis reviews
Lily's trip to the healer gave her a nauseating surprise, the girl was pregnant. How could Miss Responsible Lily Evans be pregnant? And what was her boyfriend James going to say? Oneshot. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hello Beautiful by hippolvr13 reviews
Megan Smith volunteers at a Nursing Home to get service hours for school. What happens when she finds out that the eldery man she's helping out is the Jonas Brothers' grandpa? I DO NOT OWN!
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,916 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Shine Like The Rest by dhawthorne reviews
Lily Luna Potter's Sorting - why doesn't she want to be put in Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ginny's Gone by sheffers reviews
The Holyhead Harpies make a shocking announcement to their 2004/2005 season squad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bed Knobs and Broomsticks by sheffers reviews
The wedding was the easy part. The next morning the reality of being a wife starts to sink home to Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Mary Alice by WishMyBloodSang reviews
She has always had what has been called a 'devil's curse' laid upon her. Her name is Mary Alice Brandon, she is 17 years old in present day Fork's Washington, she is friends with Bella Swan, but then the Cullen's move in and her abusive father flips. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Drabbles of a Pregnant Mother by penspend reviews
One fine morning through the eyes of the Potters while Ginny is pregnant. Rated T for... you know. Anyway, no real plot, I just kept writing. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The Gap by Twenty-Two Cents reviews
When Lily comes home with an engagement ring from James Potter, Petunia tries to convince her that she’s making a terrible mistake, and a friendship is finally shattered. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Something to Bite On by katiebug5 reviews
It was a slow night at the hospital, but that was no surprise. Nights were usually quite dead around Columbus Hospital, no pun intended.... Carlisle and Esme's meet cute, from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Baby by Silver Sparklze reviews
Hermione's pregnant. Ron's not happy.Written for the September Quill Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Emmett's mission by GoldenEyesRock reviews
Why is Emmett going to Baxter's Plastic Surgery? If you read my AIM story, you should know... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Almost by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
“You don’t understand, Alice! I would have killed every single one of you to get to her! I didn’t even recognize you, my own wife!”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 212 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by passionfornight reviews
Dance Dance Revolution, need I say more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Pregnant by moosey87 reviews
ONESHOT Lily and James the day they find out they are expecting their first child
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Our Life Together by Lovin'Moony reviews
Oneshot fluff, following James and a pregnant Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Watering Hole by evansentranced reviews
In the aftermath of FrednGeorge's movie, they realize they forgot something. Hermione reminds them, and Harry unwillingly plays the hero. One shot. Set after WWP:HOS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Ginevra Weasley and the Revenge of the Oven by Sohara von Salienta reviews
It is never a good idea to anger Ginevra Weasley. It is also not a good idea to do so when household objects prove to be unmanageable. Bwahaha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Ron W.
Chocolate by Shallan reviews
COMPLETE An HG. Harry and Ginny are married and Ginny is pregnant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/8/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete