Author has written 17 stories for Sonny with a Chance, Twilight, Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries, Life With Derek, and Fosters.
If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked into a wall and apologized to it, paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
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A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.
Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.
I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.
I only seem like a smart-ass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumb-asses.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face.
Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.
He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
Therapy pays off later; screaming obscenities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to punch someone, copy this onto your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
I didn't lose my mind. It was mine to give away.
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame.
Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyways.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
My best friend is better than yours so stick that in your juice box & suck it!
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.
What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?
It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue and lose.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random quotes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
93% of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile
If you think you're insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
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