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Author has written 15 stories for Sonny with a Chance, Twilight, Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries, Life With Derek, and Fosters.
Bless the Broken Road
Callie has been in and out of foster homes for a good portion of her life. When she is placed with the Fosters she is thankful that she went through all of the
Choices Mean Everything
Now twenty Callie is faced with many choices. She is faced with something she has always ignored. How will this affect the rest of the Fosters and how will
The Vampire Diaries
The Demon in Damon
Damon has a secret that no one knows. But when that secret starts to affect his relationship with Elena what will he tell her? Will she believe him or will she just think that he is the Demon himself?
Damon and Elena reconnect after ten years and they catch up on everything that has been going on. They talk about their old friends and how their lives have changed.
When Riley finds out that Ben is in love with her she handles it better than most girls he has dated. She starts offering to watch Emma more and soon Emma starts talking. What will Emma's first words be in front of Riley? How will the relationship between Riley and both Wheeler brothers go?
If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you think you're insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
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A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.
Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.
I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.
I only seem like a smart-ass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumb-asses.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Trust no man, fear no bitch.
Hating me won't make you pretty.
Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face.
Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.
He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
Therapy pays off later; screaming obscenities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
In 2012, 98% of the population will scream in fright, or at least quiver in anticipation. If you are the 2% that will climb onto the roof of your house, take a bullhorn, and scream, "BRING IT ON!!!" post this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
93% of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. Burrito
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random quotes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to punch someone, copy this onto your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
I didn't lose my mind. It was mine to give away.
I'm not always late. Sometimes I just don't show up.
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame.
When in doubt, make up words.
I'm not saying your stupid I'm just implying it
Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyways.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue and lose.
Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.
What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?
My best friend is better than yours so stick that in your juice box & suck it!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"
LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
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