Author has written 18 stories for Sonny with a Chance, Twilight, Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries, Life With Derek, and Fosters.
I'm an EMT that volunteers with my local rescue squad, engaged to my best friend (Who happens to be a firefighter.) I love my family and friends. I have five fur-babies ( three cats and two dogs) that I absolutely love. I'm a country, redneck, hick whatever you wanna call it. (From the south is how I like to put it.)
A friend of mine asked me to list some of my favorite things so here it goes.
Favorite movie: Fireproof (Hello engaged to a firefighter)
Favorite song: Country nation by Brad Paisley
Favorite color: Put any neon color with black and I will love it
Favorite hobby: Going to the gym with my partner in Crime/ sister
Favorite sport: I love football and ice hockey
Favorite food: I'm part Italian so Italian food duh
Favorite animal: I don't have one
Favorite author: Nicholas Sparks
Favorite book: The Rescue by Nicholas Sparks (Again I'm engaged to a firefighter)
Favorite quote: Fireproof doesn't mean a fire will never come, but that when it comes you'll be able to withstand it - Fireproof
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic) : I'm trying to cut back on drinking it but Mtn. Dew is it for me
Favorite alcohol: Jack Daniels all the way
If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked into a wall and apologized to it, paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
.••) .•) .•.•) .•)(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer (My grandfather died of cancer and my mother is in remission also my soon to be father in law is battling it)
Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.
I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.
I only seem like a smart-ass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumb-asses.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to punch someone, copy this onto your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
I didn't lose my mind. It was mine to give away.
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame.
Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyways.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
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