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Joined 04-20-09, id: 1908588, Profile Updated: 06-10-11

Obsessed with David Bowie, Spencer Bell, Cthulhu, World of Warcraft, and booze.

Oh by the way, let me tell you how I really feel. I love the All Human stories people put together with Alice and Jasper as characters, probably has something to do with his soldier/musician/cowboy association and her fashionista/pixie persona. But that's about as close to liking twilight as I'll ever get.

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Persephone by Xaviere Jade reviews
Do you believe in soul mates? What if you met yours in the wrong lifetime? How could you possibly connect to each other without falling into sheer madness? 10/11/2014: Added a letter to the end, explaining why I haven't updated in several years and probably won't, how I broke my own story, and how I intended the story to end/lets-be-honest, continue.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,275 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Jareth, Sarah
Lost In Orbit by FrozenSoldier reviews
Tragedy strikes when you least expect it When there's only one person who understands what you're going through, do you let them in? Do you let them heal you, even when it seems impossible? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 364,419 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fairytale by TwilightCakes reviews
Princess Alice is taken by surprise when Jasper tries to win her heart. Before she knows it, she is swept up in a love story that she has only read about in fairy tales. Is it finally her turn for love, no matter how forbidden it is? AH & AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,029 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Phoenix by Trayriffic reviews
A girl named Alice wakes up to a life that she doesn't know, with no recollection of her past. What secrets lie in her dark history and will she ever feel less than vacant about her new life? No vampires, just dark humans...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
My Everything, a Twilight Soap Opera of Extreme Length by CharDenae reviews
Jasper vowed to protect the Cullens' new baby daughter, but complications arise when his feelings for her change and now, he may be the one she needs protection from. Can he keep his vow, or will he let everyone down? Human - Rate M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 416,362 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
The Silver Lining by Dr.A.Robbins reviews
He is trapped; he has a daughter with a woman he no longer loves. She thought everything was perfect, until tragedy destroys her relationship with the only man she's ever loved Can they learn to trust someone new, or will their pasts prove to be too much? *CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,608 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Lost and Found by Lucy Alyce reviews
"I love Fall. The leaves are so friendly and beautiful, even as they're kind of dying off before the cold sets in. That's how I want to go." A journey to find all they've lost, including what they don't remember having: each other. AH. Jalice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alice, Jasper
There's a Thin Line Between Love And Hate, Right? by FirefliesAreHope reviews
She had the perfect life...until she was forced to marry HIM. How are you supposed to have a baby with the man you hate the most? Will Alice be able to take it, or against all odds, will she fall for her greek god womanizing husband?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,234 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper
His Own Eyes by Romana Bunny reviews
Based on 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' by Heart. Alice goes driving one rainy night and happens across a wet and lonely stranger. What could possibly be wrong with picking him up and driving to the first diner she can find? M Rated for Lemons :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper