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Joined 04-21-09, id: 1908994, Profile Updated: 08-27-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Just a little disclaimer folks:

Although I will put "Do not own" or similar at the start of every fanfiction that I write, if for some reason I forget one time, that does NOT mean I suddenly bought the rights off of Jump, or Kishimoto Masashi - or J. K. Rowling for that matter. Use your heads people, if I owned it, then it wouldn't be "fan" fiction now would it?

A little about myself:


Name:
Henry.

Age: Younger than my life, yet older than my mind - I think.

Gender: Male, though whether that's of any importance to you or not, I do not know.

Sexual Orientation: Straight, but I write yaoi, because that's how I roll.

Likes: Reading. And lots of it. :-P

Dislikes: When people who, when it comes to 'ends', can't differentiate between their 'bell-' and their 'rear-' try to insinuate that they are more intelligent than me.

Thanks for reading my profile, I hope you enjoy my FanFic's.
Kushurimi.

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He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Do not take seriously. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,698 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 4,144 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Power by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
AU, Sequel to Powerless. Ryoku/Harry is on the second leg of his journey. He has been sent to yet another world, with another set of tasks. How will life turn out for this no longer young hero? His second great adventure, this time in a world of ninja.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 312,426 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Thirty Pieces of Silver by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My First Month as a Wizard by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
A/U non-cannon Fluff/Humor. Starts with Harry's first trip to Gringotts. Just a silly little one-shot I couldn't get out of my mind until I had it in the computer. Rated 'T' for Language. UPDATED 11/24/13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Introduction to the Wizard World by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
This is an AU/Fantasy and a bit funny story. It includes a super powered Harry. It does not follow canon. It includes some bashing of my less than favorite canon characters. HP/HG/SB UPDATED: 10/14/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
Harry PendragonPotter by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
This is now a four chapter short story about what could happen had Harry been raised differently and Merlin entered his life early. Reposted with some corrections 6/22/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,084 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
HP & Marcia the Complete Story by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
HP & Marcia as one complete story. A non-canon story beginning in the gangs fourth year. Powerful, independent Harry with bashing of certain characters I'm not fond of. Its meant as a parody with humor and rated T for language. HP/HG/LL Revised: 9/07/13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3365 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,898 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 9,914 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13394 - Favs: 17,272 - Follows: 16,318 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A RoadRoller at Hogwarts by iscariot reviews
Harry Potter: Bob the Builder Crossover. Snape as a very bemused mentor fic. Wizarding confusion ensues. AU warning - if only because HP doesn't have road-rollers in it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Severus S.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marcello School by Kjkit reviews
Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 179,819 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,958 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founder's Chamber by rdg2000 reviews
In response to AlaskanKing's 'Lord Hogwarts Challenge'. Harry claims Hogwarts after the disaster at the Ministry of Magic. Chapter 9 up. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,703 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24773 - Favs: 12,860 - Follows: 11,356 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Darkness Is My Ally by DZ2 reviews
Dumbledore's worst nightmare seems to have come to pass: finding Harry at Wool's Orphanage and then seeing him in Slytherin, the headmaster is faced with the prospect of another Tom Riddle, but the real truth about Harry is darker than he could ever imagine. OOC Characters; All years AU; Powerful Dark Lord Harry; Eventual Harry (Hadrian)/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,075 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Dark! Harry: A More Likely Scenario by jaderook reviews
Gringotts, a goblin, Harry Potter, thoughts of revenge, and the requisite inheritance ritual. A drabble for your general amusement. UPDATE: Dark! and Independent! Harry is back and ready for the first day of his internship at Gringotts, and he means business (which you can definitely tell because of his uncharacteristic shopping spree).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's been reading a bad Harry Potter Fanfiction S by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
Full title: WHO'S BEEN READING A BAD HARRY POTTER FANFICTION STORY. Do you love reading bad fanfiction stories? Then why don't you read these random fics that butcher Harry Potter. plz read & review! No flames allowed! NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 68,082 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Fabulous Eccentricities of Bertie Botts by thesilverdagger-03 reviews
A young Harry discovers that there are wizards in the neighborhood. They take him in, and raise him as his own. Dragon heritage/Elf blood. M for language,adult situations,and violence. Bashing on Dumbles/Weasleys/Granger. Pairing has not been decided yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,994 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P.
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Child by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Harry grew up inside of a Orphanage, and became quite the little Bookworm. He wasn't what Dumbledore was expecting, nope, not at all. He wasn't what anyone expected, and he plans to take the Magical World by storm. Don't underestimate the power of the Boy-Who-Lived and his soon-to-be lover... POWERFUL!DARK!HARRY EVENTUAL!LV/HP BEING FIXED/EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,495 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lord of Magic by apple2011 reviews
Betrayed by his friends and those closest to him Harry is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, with Dumbledore showing his true colors and his friends using his story for their own means Harry feels truly alone but now he has the power to unlock an ancient portal which will unveil his true self. Now armed with powers to rival the gods he now a lord of magic will rise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P.
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time to Learn by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Time to Live, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year detirmed to enjoy the rest of his schooling without the threat of Voldemort. If only it were that simple. AU, Post OotP, No HBP,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P.
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Crassulean Metabolism by K-chan9 reviews
He was a man underneath all the vines, a person with a past just like anyone else. As the members of Akatsuki slowly fall, he remains firmly rooted. This is the story of a life. This is the story of Zetsu. Eventual spoilers. Chapter 8 is up after a long wait; Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,474 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 5,788 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Harkey The Crack Turkey by TalaDentro reviews
The promised crack version of my Thanksgiving story. Stands on its own, you don't need to read one to understand the other. Slash, Snarry plus 1, DracoxRon, Character Fatality, a Pokemon makes an appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Excuses by TalaDentro reviews
Parody/Crackfic: Harry missed a Transfiguration lesson and shows up twenty minutes late for the next one. McGonagall confronts! Randomness insues! Slash! Kinda OOC! Commas and exclamation points galore! Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Horcrux by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
From underworld boss to the Emperor of both All Hells and the In-Between. He has only ten obstacles that keep him from his goal, his wish, his dream: Defeat The Golden Throne. But first he must face off against the armies of Heaven. Dark Curses Yr5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Madness by Single Silver Eye reviews
Harry finally cracks. Harry becomes darkness that surpasses Voldemort and Albus in both darkness and skill Harry feels power and hatred as he embraces his darkness and accepts his role. That of a monster. dark/powerful/evil/Harry based off Harry's madness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,113 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Merlin's Castle by Cat97Hermione reviews
Harry is left at the Dursleys after Sirius's death. When He finally decides to take his destiny and training into his own hands, he gets help from a very unexpected source. Powerful!Super!Light!Harry. Dumbledore,Weasley & Granger bashing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 198 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 1,707 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cats by fringeperson reviews
Hermione said she wanted an owl, so what is she doing with that cat? Harry worries for his friend sometimes. Oneshot drabble, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potions Class: Fun Lessons We Can ALL Enjoy! by rosepetal704 reviews
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry really have survived falling out of an airplane? 7th in the Potions Class series, but you don't have to read the others to enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Smashing Doors by Lady Phoenix Fire Rose reviews
Fudge decides that he has had enough with Harry and Dumbledore, so he comes up with a brilliant plan to get rid of them permanently with no repercussions against him. Sadly, for him, when he gets to Hogwarts things go terribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2011 - C. Fudge, Harry P. - Complete
The Hat's Quest by yairm210 reviews
Hopefully, an adventure with the Sorting Hat as a protagonist. Not a hero, obviously - As sentient and awesome as it may be, it's still a hat - but something along the lines of 'mentor'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sorting Hat
Famous Last Words by fringeperson reviews
The unassuming sentence that changes history and sets the world on its ear. No one knows what events may follow because of this action, not even the instigator. All the same, the world will turn. Complete. Drabble oneshot. Do not own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Story Of Voldemort by Burning Forest reviews
A story about how Voldemort became... himself, and how Harry Potter secretely ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Bothering Snape and Bad Habits by Simply Paranoia reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are bored in the Gryffindor common room so Harry devises a scheme to go bother Snape. Inner feelings are revealed, and Dumbledore has more swag than anyone! Enjoy and laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Maybe I should have stayed in Bed by StevenTyler reviews
What if The founders looked like they were twenty. And they appeared at Hogwarts one day. Harry's fifth year. No slash. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 6,284 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Untitled 1 by X4C1M2 reviews
Harry tries to help Draco deal with the guilt of Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Day That Harry Snapped by captainwhiteshadow reviews
Harry wakes up one morning and realizes he hates everyone. So what does he do? Go on a killing spree of course! Rated for mentions of sex, lots of violence, bad language, and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperio by SH Potter reviews
Harry and Ginny are at the Three Broomsticks with Ron, Hermione, Luna and Neville...Snape rudely interrupts, plus there's a cameo appearance by Fenrir Greyback! (crack!fic) one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Kill Me by Lady Luv of the East reviews
Harry and Tom spend a day talking over tea, while some of their weird friends come and visit. OOCness hinted relationships. RxR, read and relax peeps
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Challenge by Phoenix II reviews
Crack! Harry decides he doesn't want to skip his seventh year and hatches a plot to destroy the Dark Lord before September 1st.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Stanrick reviews
19 years after Hogwarts, the world is perfect. The only selfish, power-crazed person that ever existed was defeated, all the deaths the whole affair brought about quickly forgotten and the happy, naturally developed couples were eager to get started on making babies and giving them awful names. And of course it all worked out exactly like that, duh! What an epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who looks stupid now? by Prongs II reviews
A parody of Harrys first End-of-Year feast, with the House Cup being given to the winning house. A one-shot very much inspired by "A Very Potter Musical" and "A Very Potter Sequel". Who will really end up looking very stupid? Contains some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's All A Matter Of Perspective by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, don't own, complete. The thing about prophecy is that it is and always will be open to interpretation, and there could well be more than one meaning to them, but humans have a tendency to see the obvious, rather than delve into the hidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A New Perspective by fringeperson reviews
oneshot drabble that I don't own. Arthur contemplates the letters he gets from his sons and only daughter after their sortings. It has forced him to reconsider the way he looks at some things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Arthur W. - Complete
Cheesecake Angst by Miki-N-Daxxi reviews
Parody fic against angst...with a tiny dash of Johnny's Entertainment...you'll barely notice it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Harry Potter Should Not Read FanFiction by Elf Knight reviews
This is a humorous one-shot and possible drabble collection about why Harry Potter should not read fanfiction, since he'll get all sorts of crazy ideas in his head. Definitely not a good thing for The-Boy-Who-Lived! AU No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
The Other Potter by JenniferRSong reviews
In which the twin really is the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry is not. Parody! Happy 31st Birthday, Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The AnagramOff that SHOULD HAVE never happened by captainwhiteshadow reviews
Sequel to "What SHOULD HAVE never happened again". Voldemort and his crew are just trying to enjoy a relaxing day at the beach when 'someone' interrupts them. Now who could that be? Warning: might offend some people, but that is not my intention
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What SHOULD HAVE never happened again by captainwhiteshadow reviews
Sequel to "What SHOULD HAVE happened". It's been 3 years since that wonderful day for Voldemort, anyway in the Chamber of Secrets. Life is wonderful with Harry gone...wait...who just burst into the Great Hall?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Severus's Worst Day by Half-BPrincess reviews
A challenge issued by my best friend Gertrude - Snape in a pink dress, and the Dark Mark with a lightening bolt on it. This is the resultant crackfic, written in an hour and a half. Warnings - Extreme AU, Giggling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mating Season by ItsOnMars reviews
"Harry... Yer a Veela" But so, it seems, is almost everyone else at Hogwarts. What's a wizard to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Veela Mating by aurla0 reviews
Hermione has one of her ideas again... Run! - A parody of all those DMHP veela stories. They are good, but... enough is enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Eats a Cookie by nony0mous reviews
STOP THE PRESSES! The famous Harry Potter is eating a cookie! Read this story to find out about all the gooey details!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Gryffindor Conundrum by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Voldemort and his Death eaters were long since vanquished along with several other corrupt individuals and Harry takes a moment to reflect. Crack!Fic. Sequel to A Slytherin Ending. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Gazing at the Stars by Prongs II reviews
A short one shot with the young Teddy Lupin, going off with Victoire Weasley to gaze at the stars...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Harry Potter goes to Hell by StupidSequel reviews
No mpreg this time! Harry Potter dies and goes to hell because witchcraft is a sin and he could not abandon his precious magic. Featuring a parody of the Robot Hell song from Futurama. OMG, I just noticed this story has 1337 words!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows CRACK by Levi Ackerman reviews
Crackfic. SPOILERS for HP Deathly Hallows Part 2. Movieverse. In which Fred demands a tragic death scene, Hannah Abbott is furious at Neville's sudden romance with Luna, and Voldemort bestows hugs like a psychotic circus clown. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Elf Army by sydneysages reviews
CRACKFIC! Oliver finds out what his name means, so uses it to his advantage for a game of Quidditch. But what hilarity ensues? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Oliver W., Harry P. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Harry Potter Wants A Lollipop by unlockingsanity reviews
You'll be in stitches as in Harry's attempt to get a lolly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Severus Snape vs The Bank of England by Zabby Perno reviews
A parody based on a joke...that sort of actually happened to someone. I still have the original joke. What happens when Severus Snape butts heads with the Bank of England? Will said bank get away without being cursed to within an inch of their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Backwards by Lemon Michelle reviews
Draco has something unusual to tell Harry. Or does he? And are Lavender and Parvati budding writers? What's up with Romilda and Colin? slight slash...kinda
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Get her now, and get her good by Prongs II reviews
Another mistletoe story, hopefully with an exciting twist! It's Christmas time, the trios 6th year at Hogwarts, and Ron and the Weasley twins make plans to trap that special someone under the mistletoe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Azkaban: The Final Battle by silphalion reviews
A spoof on HP fanfiction because I was bored. Harry has been in Azakaban for years, and Voldemort has come to finish him off. Dumbledore and the Order try to interfere. Includes character death. HP/BL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
How Hagrid Destroys a Horcrux by Cerebella Kennor reviews
In the hospital after the Philospher's Stone incident, Hagrid accidentally kills Harry in a clichéd scene. Little does he know he saved Harry from a lot of trouble and Dumbledore from a lot of plotting. No swears or perversion, if you can believe it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Voldemort Uses His Therapist's Advice by Chatters reviews
Voldemort and Harry decide to talk their problems and instead of using violence!...sorta...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Bad Experience by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Have you ever had an experience while doing something that was so horrible and/or traumatizing that you could never do that thing again? Harry has one of those experiences... One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Welcome To Pigfarts by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
With help from his parents, Dobby and Narcissa, Draco finally gets the rocket ship he needs to travel to Pigfarts. Because IT'S ON MARS! But someone else has been transferred too… One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Four: Unexpected Turns by shinji the good sharer reviews
Fourth year has arrived and Harry things are beginning to heat up. Will Harry be able to keep his relationship with Fleur while being able to keep up with his growing fame as a ninja? -On Hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,864 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
This is my Name: A Parody by Gayle Cato reviews
A short parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Hide and Seek by Bellaward1105 reviews
Little Lily wants to play hide and seek and convinces her parents and brothers to join her. What she and her brothers see in a closet will make them regret playing. H/G. One-shot. Read and review please...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Five Loves of Nymphadora Tonks by chelseyb reviews
Four men that Nymphadora Tonks loved and lost, and one she simply loved. Oneshot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Without the Awkwardness by grenouille7777 reviews
A slightly weird, and very AU 7th year for Harry and co. full of love, lust and a few surprises. Not all good things come in small packages. Harry/Many. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
Lavender Sees Red by HisLittleBunny reviews
Summary: The half of the break up that we didn't really get to see. Girl talk, hints of a ship, and a few naughty words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lavender B. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Arts and Culture by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Crabbe and Goyle finally take McGonagall's advice- a bit too literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations by ScaryElwes reviews
A skit written for a project in my math class. Got an A . Enjoy the mathematical hilarity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Experiences by Animal Arithmetic reviews
It is our experiences from early childhood that teach us what to do later on in life. Slight parody of Snape-turned-into-a-child!fics and what I think would really happen in a situation like that. Short one-shot ONLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Marking by iscariot reviews
Parchment, parchment everywhere - the mind wanders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Walk by Nocturnals Warrior reviews
Our Gryffindor Golden Boy gets the pleasure of experiencing the Walk of Shame, but can you really call it a Walk of Shame? One Shot, with maybe the possibility of an extension.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Saturday in Hufflepuff by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
Every Staurday night Pomona Sprout makes a special supper for the Hufflepuffs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - P. Sprout - Complete
Crack Stories of Old, The Dark Lord by Eques Pirate reviews
Two crack stories revolving around Voldemort. Voldemort was simply too petulent to share on the other Crack fic that I put up. Includes Voldemort's rendition of a very AU death, and a letter to Harry Potter. 2006-2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Tik Tok by SkyeElf reviews
Just crazily random... My own take of an alternate ending for Harry Potter... Really funny and, well, random. R&R please...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No Such Thing by fringeperson reviews
There's a reason for Kaiba Seto always telling Yugi and the others that there's no such thing as magic. Oneshot drabble. Complete. A Harry-is-Seto story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., S. Kaiba - Complete
Listful Summer by knuckz reviews
It's the summer after fifth year, and Harry decides that he's had enough, that he's going to break away and become his own man. Now if only he could get that damn list right. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bonding by Razial reviews
The war is over and Fleur and Bill plan to go through with their wedding when things take a turn that changes everything, Harry is in for a big surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Mops, Brooms, and Other Random Stuff by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry annoys Snape near to the point of insanity. Again. Big surprise. 5th in the Potions Class series, but takes place before Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
A Camping Adventure by Hogwarts Duo reviews
Albus wants to go camping ... Muggle style. Minerva isn't so keen on the idea. But, she hates to tell him no.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 412 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Giant Mango by mellacheena reviews
It all started with a giant mango in the Hogwarts grounds, but ended in the death of Voldemort and a massive ego. Total crack that I wrote during a very boring religion lesson. Please enjoy! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Mary Sue Invasion by Badger894 reviews
We all see those stories, the girls that everyone loves, even everyone hates. They're all in Harry's world, and Hermione needs time to get them out, killing them won't work. Fourth year's going to suck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Headmaster's Prank by Stella Malodi reviews
Why does the Headmaster feel the need to offer lemon drops to every single person who walks into his office? Simply put, it's both a prank and a path to redemption. Features a manipulative and slightly mischievous Dumbledore with a conscience. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Big Red Buttons: DO NOT PRESS by nony0mous reviews
Big red buttons are showing up at Hogwarts, and now everyone has gone insane. But there must be a way out - or is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Man and His Belongings by Drownerway reviews
Dumbledore gets very pissed when Harry starts throwing his stuff around the room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Rebellious Wizard book 2 by broomstick flyer reviews
As in the title this is the second book in this series. Harry and Hermione take their summer break and then they return to Hogwarts. Harry continues to be rebellious and ... well read on to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Her Biggest Mistake by Itsme66 reviews
A mistake is made, and everything spirals out of control from there. NOT a nice story. Rated for substance abuse and suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Order of Lunacy by Smoochynose reviews
An emergency meeting of Harry's mind has begun. Humour is teasing Common Decency, Logic's annoyed at Creativity and Magic for breaking the laws of reality, and more importantly they need to decide what to do about Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's New Clothes by nony0mous reviews
After the war, Harry and Ron are visited by the Dark Lord. And they see a side of him they wish they've never seen... the sight of Voldemort in a chicken suit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Awesome off by blueberrymuffinsandtea reviews
An OC, Lord Voldie's sister, comes to avenge her dead brother... How will Harry beat her? Crackfic and many references made. This is supposed to be funny, so no rabid fangirls, plz Cx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dobby's Warning by The Unusual Suspect reviews
A light hearted attempt at finding out what would have happened if Harry had listened to Dobby in his second year. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, then this is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Down the Plot Hole by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Harry Potter mistakenly decides to go back in time and save the world! Fortunately, Lord Voldemort is there to prevent Harry destroying it in the process. Time-turner meta!fic - strictly cannon compliant. Yes, an actual cannon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Forked Road by midnight-iceangel reviews
Updated! Harry is more important than people think he is and is attacked from all sides. Royal, Super, healer, teacher Harry. Evil Dumbledore. Ron Bashing. HPxOC. Nice Draco&Snape. new schools, elves,OOCs. Warning: abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,082 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The World is Not Enough by Earl Lonsdale reviews
Complete. Oneshot. The whispers are getting louder. 'Seize it! Seize it' The Master of Death finally accepts his destiny. Not for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Screw the Magical World by monbade reviews
Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
What SHOULD HAVE happened by captainwhiteshadow reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, Tom Riddle teaches Harry NEVER to insult the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Plans of the Malfoys by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
As Draco helps Lucius hide his father's latest hobby from Narcissa, father and son come up with a few new plans to bring down Harry Potter. Follows 'Lucius and the Killer Cactus.' Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The death of Harry Potter by monbade reviews
Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Potions Master by rosepetal704 reviews
Snape finally gets his evil revenge...Fourth in the Potions Class series. You probably won't get this if you haven't read the previous one, Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Discussion About Hair by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry and Snape have a discussion about hair...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Day at work by Prongs II reviews
Draco Malfoy has a boring day at work and reflects over his son and Scorpius girlfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Killer Cactus by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
When Lucius is awakened in the middle of the night by an intruder...he uses the only weapon he has at his disposal: A spiky cactus! Follows "Lucius Malfoy and the Secret Sandwich." Humor-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged, With Commentary by Anonymius reviews
All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,990 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,259 - Follows: 11,774 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Chapter of a Lost Future by Tiro reviews
Sequel to A Second Chance. Diablos and the gang are back, this time for a last painful fight against a Dumbledore from a time when war the least of people's problems. Rated M for violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,438 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
After the Mission Christmas Special by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. SEQUEL. Yeah, said I wouldn't, but I figured I should do something for Christmas. Fukurou - Hermione - has gone into labour! This is actually just a short and sweet thing, no pain mentioned - because shinobi feel no pain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fueled Anger by Kaitabi reviews
HPxFEM BLAISE! Harry is deeply angered by the loss of Sirius, Dumbledore's lies and Manipulations, and the betrayal of his friends. What will happen to him? Will he turn dark,stay light, or walk the line between both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,680 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 457 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Surprises in Seventh by fringeperson reviews
DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. ONESHOT. Harry's in the same year as Bill Weasley, rather than Ron, and it's his seventh year - the Twin's first year. Whatever will happen now? Bill/Harry, rating for implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 8,268 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After The Mission by fringeperson reviews
What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,531 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Time Travel by fringeperson reviews
ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. There are some things that you can change when you go back in time. There are some things that have to happen regardless. He just tries to not think about the paradoxes that he's creating, it would only give him a migrane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lime Green Wasps, Ballet, and Big Red Bouncy Balls by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry explains why, once again, he hasn't done his homework. And this time, he has a really good excuse. A perfectly believable one. But- does Voldemort really know ballet? Third in the Potions Class series, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 347 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3543 - Favs: 6,238 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirteen Things You Didn't Know about Obliviators by vifetoile89 reviews
An informative list of facts, trivia, and brief history of the Magical Law Enforcement officials charged with Modifying the memories of Muggles - also known as, the Obliviators. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Drinks that Muggles Make by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius can't help but enjoy some Muggle drinks. But like everything, too much of a good thing may not always work out well. He learns this the hard way. Humor! Follows 'Secret Dessert' in the Lucius Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Lucius M., Dobby - Complete
What If? by Levi Ackerman reviews
Harry swallowed, glad for the darkness that hid his rising blush, tightening his sweaty grip on his wand, and crossed his legs as inconspicuously as possible. SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS BOOK AND POSSIBLE DH FILM SPOILERS! Drabblish one-shot. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Charming Man by Ayla Pascal reviews
Gilderoy tries to charm Minerva during his job interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Draco Kills Dumbledore by Luiz4200 reviews
HP6 alternate ending. What if Draco Malfoy had killed Albus Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Snakeheart by DZ2 reviews
Harry accepts Draco's offer of friendship; bringing an adventure filled with strange powers and revelations, but can Harry discover the secrets of his past before OTHER FORCES stop him? Dark Elemental Slytherin Harry: Severitus: Eventual Harry/Luna; SEQUEL NO LONGER AVAILABLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 153,490 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Eleven Facts About the Ollivander Family by vifetoile89 reviews
A short list of trivia, hearsay, and notes about the famous family of wandmakers - Ollivander.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Four Ways of Dealing with Dementors by Swallow B reviews
Harry disagreed with Snape on the best way to tackle Dementors. What did they disagree about? And what is the best way to deal with Dementors?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Professor Dumbledore's Defamation Suit by greencyanide reviews
What happens when Rita Skeeter questions our beloved Headmaster's sexual orientation. No slash. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
Death Eater Bingo by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Just after Voldemort's resurrection, the Death Eaters come up with a way to lift his spirits after Harry Potter escaped from the graveyard. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Attack of the Lemon Drops by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry helps Dumbledore find his lemon drops...Short companion piece to Harry Potter and the Reason he was Late for Class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reason He Was Late for Class by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry is late for class. What do giant spiders, hot girls, and evil lemon drops have to do with this? Second in the Potions Class series, but can stand by itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Surprising Lessons by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Tensions run high between the students of Hogwarts in the time when Severus Snape, Lily Evans, and the Marauders are teenagers. New spells are invented, insults are traded, new bonds form, and unexpected support blooms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Homework by rosepetal704 reviews
The first in the Potions Class series: A parody in which Snape asks Harry why he doesn't have his homework, and Harry explains...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Missing by potter8668 reviews
Harry is thrown back in time. There he learns magic and the ways of a knight before returning to his own time. Just a short story that I wrote some time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4590 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 292 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Current Crisis at Hogwarts by Lady Lanera reviews
Written as a response to Jan AQ's challenge "Healthy Eating and Exercise is Key" over at potionsAndSnitches. The Ministry interferes with Hogwarts as the students start to become obese. Set during Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tonks by LAB Rats reviews
Tonks and Harry have a bet. He bets he can tell it's her every time. She thinks he can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Initiation by SwissMiss1 reviews
Draco prepares Crabbe for his initiation as a Death Eater. Gen, crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Chronic by sastath reviews
Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,439 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
My Best Friend by opopanax reviews
Harry buries his first and best friend. Oneshot. Ron Bashing. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bad Day For Vernon Dursley by Sheila Chiaroscura reviews
Vernon Dursley buys an answering machine, and the Weasley twins have come up with a brilliant idea... What could possibly go wrong? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Concentrate by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Harry Potter finds out the importance of concentration, and finally gets one of the things he has wished for all his life. One-Shot. AU sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Morsmordre by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Death sends the soul to the afterlife. Pain causes physical suffering. The Mind can be shattered and reshaped. He has conquered Hell. Now he is faced with the forces of the In-Between. DarkHarry AU, Yr 4 of Dark Curses series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,051 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Size Queen by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Victor Krum talks to PIMPHARRY about asking Hermione to the Yule Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
An Inheritance of Tenderness by thecircularsky reviews
Two aging professors share an understanding that neither is willing to vocalize. Oneshot. 793 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Severus S., P. Sprout - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by Ysilme reviews
Snape has lost a bet to Minerva, with totally unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lord of the Wind by teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,424 - Reviews: 5721 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Teufel1987 reviews
Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 414 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runaway? Reactions by Itsme66 reviews
What happened next? This is a sequel of sorts to Runaway..?, without which this won't mean much to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Victoire W. - Complete
The Secret Lives of Death Eaters by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
MY FINAL HARRY POTTER STORY! In which the Dark Lord causes some serious trouble with his Death Eaters... DISCLAIMER: I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Lord by Ryan735 reviews
Starts 18 hrs after the night where Harry and Hermione go back in time in PoA Harry wants to spend the summer with Sirius but how will he do it? This will be a Smart!Harry and a Super!Harry but he will have to work for it to an extent Dont like dont read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunday Bloody Sunday by jaderook reviews
Severus loves his Sundays. However, this one doesn't go quite to plan. Will Severus be able to survive the most common cliches thrown his way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
You Belong With Me by muggledad reviews
It's amazing when one's eyes open to Truth. Amazing, glorious and terrifying. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beginning of a New Life by rlpj4 reviews
AU. After the events of fourth year, Harry does not return to Privet Drive. He, with the help of Gringotts, decides to travel and learn as much as he can to help him in the fight against Voldemort. Super!Harry, Time-Travel!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,729 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Little bit of Revenge by abe-sa reviews
A short one-shot about what i would have liked as the ending of the series. Heavy Weasleys and Snape bashing. Light H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Harry had an unexpected side effect from the Killing Curse. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Changing the Future by letsnotbetaken reviews
Harry Potter defeated Voldemort and is the new dark Lord. But the only person he loved is dead. He goes to the past to change the future so he can love his Hermione. Powerful!Independent!Dark!Harry HG/HP Dumbledore/Most Weasly Bashing slightAU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Staff Meeting by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Nineteen years plus thirty minutes later by broomstick flyer reviews
We know how JKR's epilogue ended, why did Harry and Hermione not speak to each other, what happened next as they left the platform? My version of what happened next. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Demon Siblings by Lord Retro reviews
HPxover Harry apparates himself to Konoha at the age of 6, where he befriends Naruto and Hinata. They train with Kyuubi to become powerful before Harry receives his Hogwarts letter. How will the wizarding world handle Harry the ONI ANBU? NiceKyuubi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,275 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
A Turned Avenger by Lord Retro reviews
3rd Year, Hermione uses her time turner for much more than simply attending more classes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Staff Meeting by jaderook reviews
Teachers sometimes act worse than their students, and Severus Snape is no exception. Join him as he endures another Hogwarts Staff Meeting. Poor man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Guide For Defence Against The Dark Arts Teachers by yamiyugi23 reviews
While cleaning out his office for his first day as the new DADA teacher Harry Potter comes arcoss a book that claims it can help him get through his year as the DADA teacher only to find some shocking things. Crack fic! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm Sorry Could You Repeat That? by mannd1068 reviews
Have you ever read something in HP that made you tilt you head and go, excuse me could you please repeat that? This fic is one of those.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Perfect by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Fred was learning a few things about Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Should I? by opopanax reviews
Oneshot, for now. Harry explains to the Headmasster why he won't fight Voldemort. Set in Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
T is for Troll by YesIEatQuiche reviews
Fred and George introduced us to the infamous mark of T, but have you ever wondered what "troll" writing really looks like? Read if you are in a curious mood, but be warned it is not supposed to make coherent sense exactly. Oneshot, I think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - C. Binns, Ron W. - Complete
The Light by Kryera Kore reviews
Arriving at Gringotts on his fifteenth birthday, Harry's life changes for the better, despite his initial reactions. Enemies become friends and friends become enemies. Can he stay sane long enough to change the world for the better? Book 1 Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin Discovers the Magic of Chocolate by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Adventure and chaos reigns during an attack on Harry while he is in hiding. Throughout all of this, Remus Lupin tries out his newest countercurse theory - chocolate. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8082 - Favs: 15,164 - Follows: 6,475 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Secret by DeathlikeSilence reviews
Can a boy fall in love with his best friend's owl? Contains bestiality and very graphic scenes. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ron W., Hedwig - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elemental Mage by Psychoangel reviews
AU. Takes place right after 5th year. Harry arrives home after seeing his Godfather die, and once he's asleep, things change. !Super Harry Some bashing of different characters HHR Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,199 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Slytherin Ending by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
How desperate can one man become when he is faced with a loosing battle and imminent death? Darkish Crack!Fic. No pairings. Slightly twisted with mild violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Forgotten and Forging New Bonds by Ema Marsel reviews
Harry has been forgotten again, by none other then his friends and so called family, he arrives one last time to say good bye before moving on to a different life. Post Hogwarts and Post the Second War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,599 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Snape the Butterfly by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Fred and George end up transfiguring a certain beloved Potions Master into a blue butterfly, with hilarious consequences for Severus Snape. How will he survive the humiliation? Based off Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Guitar Hero: Spock Edition by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Oneshot. All was quiet on the Enterprise, until a certain Spock decided to play a game...Based off the Guitar Hero commercial.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loser Magician by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. When non one dares to take the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, Dumbledore is forced to desperate measures...and hires a Muggle magician. How long will the students last with an idiot, and how will the professor fight Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Dolores Umbridge's Big Mistake by Silverfawkes reviews
AU oneshot Dolores made a Mistake she took the DADA job
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dolores U., OC - Complete
Black Ritual by Celexs Draconia reviews
One shot, Final battle, Harry is betrayed and decides to do something out of character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Three: A Grim Life by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's third year has started and with his new girlfriend Fleur he must discover who is trying to kill him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bearings by MattD12027 reviews
After leaving Britain to continue his education, Harry tries to bring the British Wizarding world into the 21st century. Author's note: This was written before the seventh book was published. Character-driven drama with a lot of introspection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 230,695 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/2/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 383 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Desperate Bargain by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Arthur Weasley was going mad. Thinking he has no other choice, he feels that desperate times call for desperate measures. He then contacts the one person that even he would least expect. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Lucius M., Arthur W. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Potter Portraits by RebeccaRoy reviews
Adopted from MartinDeShade. Before Harry started Hogwarts he got a special trunk from both his parents. A super power Harry fic. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reluctant Feline by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
This was not in Minerva McGonagall's job description! She did not sign up to watch over Harry Potter in quite this way. Pre-First Year. Re-Post, with apologies
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
For Love of a Slytherin by StormyFireDragon reviews
The battle in the Department of Mysteries is over. Harry receives his inheritance and things change rapidly for him. Love appears to him with the most unlikely of person. The forces of light must prove love conquers all. SLASH HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,678 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Total Randomness by Afterthought and Ellipses reviews
Hermione has her period, Snape has a bad day and Ron is continually lunged at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Improvisation by LoireLoa reviews
Set during OotP. After saving himself and Dudley from the Dementors, Harry chooses to flee rather than be caught by the Ministry and have his wand snapped. Just a little 'what if' that slides nicely into canon. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Runaway? by Itsme66 reviews
Fleur in France 19 years later, and something happens... AU Disregards epilogue - mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fleur D. - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sensei And Student The Bond Of The Shinobi by PrometheusUnbound reviews
..Sensei?" "Hm?" "...Why did he do it?" "Well..it's hard to explain..he cherished you three above all else." "..I dont understand." "The bond you shared was unlike anything else on this world..It was The bond of sensei and student..The Bond Of The Shinobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Kakashi H.
This shouldn't be by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
This is a short fic that shows just why the HarryxGinny pairing shouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 292 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 269 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic Dragon by potter8668 reviews
My niece was nine when she wrote this (She's now twelve and a half) and asked if I would put it on here. So I have. She wanted to be like her aunt and write about Harry Potter. Beware She is planning a sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 253 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Check Mate by Paper Pearls reviews
Hermione and Hermione experience a painful revelation; they cannot stand hearing Ron say the m word- and it's worse than mudblood- so action must be taken. How much damage can one four letter word do? This is a parody and I do Ron bash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Imperio by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Belief is a powerful thing, and with so many believing Harry to be a real lord of hell, someone has taken notice. DarkHarry, Yr 3 of my Dark Curses series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,815 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Son by randompandattack reviews
The REAL ending to GOF. In the graveyard Voldemort tells Harry the truth about who he really is. Crackfic one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Marriage Law Defeated by krachum reviews
For everyone who ever thought the marriage law plot was an incredibly dumb excuse for a lack of imagination. How the houses of Hogwarts united thanks to minister Fudge's stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., C. Fudge - Complete
Crucio by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
The first years of his existence were torture. Pain and suffering were formerly a constant in his daily life. How will his previous experience affect this new year? DarkHarry. Yr 2 of my Dark Curses serise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 157 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Uncle Vernon by broomstick flyer reviews
Short little something that came to me over trhe week end. Harry finds out a suprising thing about his aunt and uncle. He also gets some advice about proposing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Avada Kedavra by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Having been deprived of his basic rights, as well as his rights as a child, Harry Potter decides to deprive others of such rights as well, most especially the right to live and exist. DarkHarry. Yr 1 of my Dark Curses Series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revolution by LordAnarchy666 reviews
Sequel to HPatUC. There are many forces at work in the world; the most obvious ones are not always the most dangerous ones. Is there a greater Evil than the Dark Lord at play here? Who are our allies, and who are our enemies? Strong!HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4778 - Favs: 5,034 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blazin Goblet by sastath reviews
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,717 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Split to Complete Life by Darkfireblade reviews
Naruto learns about the Kyuubi at age 7. The demon helps him so much that Naruto becomes an ANBU at the age of 10. As he grows up he faces strong enemies and tries to win Sakura's heart. Now the prey has become the hunter. Full Sum In
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,801 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day the Potions Master Turned Into a Butterfly by Sidney James TD Lemon 1900 reviews
...because you can't pass up a story with that title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Powerless by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
AU, Post OotP. Undergoing much suffering, Harry is rescued from his cursed life and set on a quest to gain experience and heal, in order for him to one day return to his world, and create his own destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,979 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Mage by RebeccaRoy reviews
Mostly canon through the end of GoF and some canon through OotP. At the end of Harry's fifth year he finds out the power he knows not is with the Goblins! No Harry as Horcrux but there will be some clueless Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,545 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 489 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5582 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
HJ Potter by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
Life Anew by broomstick flyer reviews
An odd little plot bunny crept into my head a few days ago and this slightly different time travel story was the result. Murder comitted almost as soon as Voldemort died caused some changes in the life Of Harry and Hermione. changes no one could expect...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 7,022 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Unexpected by WeatherWatch reviews
They stood in front of a large, plush bed, alternating between staring at it and the incriminating letter held in Harry's hand. "Well, this was unexpected." -Strange, strange little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Terry B. - Complete
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
The Marriage Law Repealed by Silverfawkes reviews
ONESHOT Harry and his friemds get letters from the ministry telling them to marry they wonder if they shouldn't have stopped after Voldie. Rating is for some language Cannon compliant to epilogue DH HP/GW HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3388 - Favs: 4,676 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Doom Approaching by Maud Greyluck reviews
Severus Snape has two visions of approaching doom and neither are connected to the Dark Lord. A daring prank. A token of regard. Curious little ending. Ficlet set in OotP time-line. As cracky as fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Draco Was Born That Way by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy didn’t think anything was wrong when their son, Draco, had been born. Granted, he’d started bawling something that sounded suspiciously like ‘Ree-Ree’, instead of crying the normal, ear-splitting wail that most newborns do...DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Did It by muggledad reviews
Alone in the attic of Black Manor during the Christmas Holidays of his Fifth Year, Harry contemplates his life. Harry/Hermione. One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 5,090 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Sex Talk Of Doom by CuriosityKilledKat reviews
In which Harry must explain the birds and the bees to Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Changes by LordAnarchy666 reviews
HP/DG. Follow Harry as he tries to broaden his horizons beyond Dumbledore's control. A new look on GoF. slight!Dumblebashing. Ron!bashing elemental magic, nonstandard!animagus forms. Sirius is free! independant!powerful!Harry 99.9% complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,423 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Secret Dessert by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius buys a special treat in order to get through his wife's horrible cooking, but he has to hide it from her. Follows "Trick or Treat."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Two Related one shots featuring the Weasley Twin's new store. The Twins and HP, no pairings, no warnings. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Christmas Carol: Severus Snape Edition by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Severus Snape has never been one to get into the holiday spirit, but what can four ghosts do to change that? Quite a bit, considering three of those ghosts are Potters...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
Dumbledore's New Plan by Dragon Soarer reviews
When Harry is once again in Dumbledore's office at the end of the year, Dumbledore has to leave urgently and Harry is left alone in the office... to find Dumbledore's laptop, and all the Severitus stories it contains. A short Severitus parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3210 - Favs: 10,075 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 194 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,784 - Follows: 5,230 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Chance by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter never went to his mother's relatives. Why not? Because there was someone who took him away first. Someone who knew the future before it happened and decided to change it. Rated M for violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crutched Dignity by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Things get a little exciting for Lucius Malfoy as he was in Flourish & Blotts shopping for Draco's First Year books. What resulted was the real story behind Lucius's infamous cane…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
Downloading Harry Potter by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The Golden Trio have the run of #4 Privet Dr. Content to be away from his overbearing relatives; Harry introduces Ron to the joys of the internet. HP, RW, HG, no real pairings, mild language, mild violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Ten Eleven? Commandments by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
There are rules by which Lucius Malfoy must live. Most of them come from his wife. LM/NM one shot. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4282 - Favs: 6,453 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
FAN GIRLS ARE SCARY! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Sometimes, the scariest things in Harry Potter's life aren't Death Eaters, dementors, basilisks, or even Voldemort himself. Harry and Ginny take a stroll through London, and Muggle girls just happen to recognize them...R&R! Formery Attack of the Fan Girl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trick or Treat by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius Malfoy hated Halloween. It meant the anniversary of his LORD's death, his kind being blamed for supernatural occurrences on this date, but worst of all it meant three words said by Muggles: "Trick or Treat!" Follows "Unwilling Taste Testers."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Project H and the Order of the Phoenix by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the fifth Harry Potter film.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Volturi's Big Day by Fisca Rinata reviews
Of why the Volturi refused to drink from animal. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P., Aro - Complete
I Condemn You by Itsme66 reviews
Seven years ago, those he thought he knew condemned him. Now the shoe is on the other foot. Slightly angsty. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Potion 9 by Stick97 reviews
Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: A Parody by Historybuff1536 reviews
A Harry Potter parody of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10685 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ron's Howler by Stick97 reviews
Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing! H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lucius's Secret Mission by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Lucius Malfoy was not a vicious man, really, but when he'd heard of a giant spider living free in the Forbidden Forest he was motivated into action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Story Time with Remus by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Babysitting was never one of his strong points, but if all of the rumors about young children were true, then surely this son of his friends would enjoy a story about his mother, her friend and…a special guest character...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chest Pains by Stick97 reviews
Where did the monster in Harry's chest come from in book 6? WARNING! Major Character bashing and deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Unwilling Taste Testers by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
After Harry freed Dobby, the Malfoys learn what it means to be house elf-less, and the dangers of doing their own cooking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by SassyMuse reviews
Harry’s fed up, he’s snapped; at the end of his tether, rope, bicycle chain; whatever, all he knows is that he has had it! He’s done with the Wizarding world. He announces this to a packed great hall during breakfast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All these letters by Prongs II reviews
Ginny can't stop herself - once again she's all alone in the common room, writing another letter that she'll never send.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
You've Lost by Rohata reviews
A conversation between Draco and hermione after the Final Battle reveals some interesting truths. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Crookshanks Finds a Home by KatWoman8 reviews
How Crookshanks found his owner after waiting for years in the pet store.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Crookshanks - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 969 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Final Exam Treats by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape tries to keep things under control while the House Elves offer the students of Hogwarts a late night study snack during finals. Humor/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Love at Hogwarts by Sharptooth reviews
AU. In the middle of fourth year, Rita Skeeter's article about Harry and Hermione has unexpected consequences. Unabashedly Harry/Hermione. Ron stays the King of Prats that he was at that time. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Amulet of the Moon by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Antiquity Link. Harry and fifteen members of the DA go to an isolated island, then back in time a year, to train Aurors for a suddenly Auror-less society... and are unexpectedly thrust back into the thick of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 236,266 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Harry's Revenge on Ravenclaw by David Brown reviews
Harry Potter strikes back against House Ravenclaw in defense of Luna Lovegood. H/L
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Project H and the Goblet of Fire by Project H reviews
A parody of the fourth Harry Potter movie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Project H reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Chamber of Secrets by Project H reviews
A parody of the second Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Philosopher's Stone by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Imprisonment by Nightcat444 reviews
Harry grows up in Azkaban feeling nothing but anger towards the ones who put him in hell. When Dumbledore finds out his mistake, it's to late. Harry is past forgiveness, he is beyond redemption. Wrong-boy-who-lived. DarkHarry. Blood&Gore COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Tides and Ebbs of Honesty by Marcab reviews
Set in the aftermath of Sasuke's clash with Itachi.More or less moments that each character spoke their mind or not. Shonen-ai. Chapter 37 is the grant finale. Naruto and Sasuke finally talk... and decide. I hope it's everything you guys were expecting..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,795 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Phoenix Feathers by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Getting phoenix tail feathers for wand cores is a tricky business, especially when there's really only one phoenix in the area…and that was aware of its tail being coveted by the wand-maker. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Sorting Troubles by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
The Sorting had gone normally until now. Everyone was getting impatient, to the point of near mutiny against the respected Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Best Little Whore House in Hogsmeade by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Luna Lovegood runs the greatest brothel in the world. What happens when Percy Weasley tries to shut her down? Set in my PimpHarryverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Luna L., Percy W. - Complete
A Different Story by chocolatte-delight reviews
Kakashi is assigned to watch over a certain Hyuuga heiress during her first week at the Academy. When he sees her great potential, he decides to train her. A teacher/student relationship turns into a close friendship. Can something more develop? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,380 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Death Eaters, A History by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
"You know, Draco…We weren't always called Death Eaters." Draco learns just where the name came from... Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Easy Way by kb0 reviews
After 5th year, the “talk” with Vernon at the train station is counter-productive and Dumbledore learns how big a mistake he made by continually sending Harry back to the Dursleys. A one-shot, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Vernon's Guide to Good Living by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Vernon Dursley was once a successful businessman for the Grunnings Drill Company. Then, Harry Potter was left on his doorstep, and his life changed forever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Vernon D. - Complete
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
Harry Potter and the End of the Wizarding World by Pickledishkiller reviews
Harry spends five days with the Dursleys, during which time a lot of bad things occur, many of which he would never have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chamber of Secrets What Really Happened by hpfanattic reviews
Crack!fic Oneshot. What happens when posed the question "Why didn't the basilisk eat everyone instead of petrifying them and leaving them?" at 1:00am.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stars Shine Down On You by AccioMuerta reviews
Harry and Ginny are no longer together because she cheated. When Hermione sets Harry up with the "Perfect Person" to stop his playboy ways, Harry's in for more surprises than he thought. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Antiquity Link by semprini reviews
The morning after defeating Voldemort, Harry finds he wants nothing more than to be left alone. However, angry goblins, dementors, and a well-meaning Minister make this impossible, imposing on Harry more responsibilities than he wants... and then some.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 327,064 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ronald Weasley Saves the Dorm by Lady Artemist reviews
It’s looking at me I swear. Where the bloody hell did it come from anyway? Ugh, its beady little eyes glittering so innocently but I know. Yes, I know! It can’t fool me, the evil little bugger. It won’t get me. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
I Will Believe by weixuan18 reviews
Trained by Kyuubi, seven year old Naruto already knows of his 'fate'. Which is why he vows to change it and use the power he gains to protect his precious people. Watch the birth of the new Shinku Arashi. [SakuNaruIno] [NaruSaku] [NaruIno] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,245 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Full Proof Plan by Lady Artemist reviews
There is a reason Harry shouldn't put any of his plans into action. He shouldn't think of any plans at all really. His friends have a right to be skeptical about his versions of a good idea. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: A dark story by 01hari reviews
Harry knows that he is a wizard at an early age. He practices magic while staying at Dursely's. Powerful and unforgiving Harry Potter. Harry/Ginny pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,422 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Yondaime's Little Devil by ANBU Origins - Uchiha reviews
I suck at summaries. This a little oneshot about Yondaime and the devil cat Tora.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Minato N., Tora - Complete
Conscripted by broomstick flyer reviews
A different fourth year story where being conscripted into the Tri-Wizard tournament leads to a different life for Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. As its a one shot there is not much I can say here without spoiling the story for my reader.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Note by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione Granger was a little worried about the best friend she had not seen for some time. She had moved to a flat with Ron and gotten engaged and Harry Potter had not turned up at either event. She finds a note that leads to the reason he was absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Bagel by Little Fire Thief reviews
A very, very silly oneshot inspired by very loud, aggressive music. Contains: Harry, motorbikes, Hufflepuffs, the ultimate evil, and a very large beard. An endofterm present for Jiang Qing. Possibly the first of many very, very silly oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
My Harry Potter Ending, aka Hedwig was Badass by hootingice reviews
After being slightly disappointed with the epilogue of Harry Potter I had written my own and now decided to upload it to here. It is fairly short, and starts with the end of the last chapter and contains an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Is My Destiny by Raine Ishida reviews
Tenten's life is pretty mundane. She runs a dance studio with Shikamaru and recently moved in with Gaara. However, she never saw herself actually falling for her quiet, redheaded roommate... TenGaa, SasuNaru, ShikaTem. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,309 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 298 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I love her like a sister by Levi Ackerman reviews
Just a short drabble not story of Harry's thoughts about his best friend Hermione. My interpretation. Contains movie 6 scene spoilers. More info inside. Read and please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 813 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
As Yet Untitled by bellerophon30 reviews
A Post-Hallows story, not counting the Epilogue. Harry and company are adults now and new pressures arise, along with a new/old villain, shifting loyalties, and things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 344,151 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The marriage contract by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry and Hermione recieve quite a surprise on his seventeenth birthday, Romantic novella, includes some mythical things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,069 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day At The Mall by JJ Rust reviews
Harry and Luna take a trip to the mall, and he's surprised at what store she winds up in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I Plead Insanity by iamanevilgenius reviews
When Harry and Draco came out of the closet they never quite expected the reaction... Especially not Luna. Rated for insanity and a bit of language. Oh, and I have mentioned this is a crack!fic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ginny's Trial by Paladeus reviews
Ginny is caught using amortentia on Hermione and Harry. During her trial, Harry is compelled to save her again in the only way the Wizengamot can be assured that she is fully under control. H/Hr/L, one-sided H/G, One-shot, no real naughties
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Expelled by broomstick flyer reviews
I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I will NOT marry a Weasley by broomstick flyer reviews
A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 740 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Adventures of Trolley lady by Dr. Sheep reviews
A comedy one-shot, we follow the hilarious misadventures of everyone's favourite old lady as she makes her bi-annual trip to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
Balance by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Harry is abused but overcomes to claim his place exploring the galaxy through the Stargate. Super Smart Harry. Resourceful Powerful Harry. Time-Travel. Some Reality Travel. Harry-multi Hermione Fleur Tonks Sam C. and many others . Advanced Technology. No uncensored, NC-17, Unrated or smut version of this story exists anywhere. This story is only posted on this site.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,720 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Point Blank by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
My take on what it is that is "the power the dark lord knows not". One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Memory Keeper by Niger Aquila reviews
AU Fifty years after Voldemort won the war, all is well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 6,064 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Wizards At War by rednekS reviews
Pre-HBP. Sirius is gone. Harry disappears. The war is starting to get worse. They need their heroes, which is exactly what they will get.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,456 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dark Recompense by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry was sentenced to Azkaban after using magic to deal with the Dementors before fifth year. Now he is out and he throws away the shackles of Dumbledore and Ministry to fight the war on his own terms. AU as of OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Say 'Hello' to me, from me, as you pass by by Adari reviews
Dumbledore thought he had a pretty good handle on things...until he died. One-shot...for now. A/N: This gets convoluted...if the title hadn't already warned you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Stopping the Marriage Laws by Prustan reviews
After reading a couple of Marriage Laws fics, I decided to do one of my own. Warning - Super Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Anger by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
One-Shot. Harry gets out of Azkaban. Decides not to fight Voldemort. Voldemort dies Anyway. What gives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cruel and Rather Unusual Punishment by pstibbons reviews
In the post-Potter world, Voldemort considers why Luna Lovegood is his favourite Death Eater. He would never have been able to torture the Malfoys or Weasleys as effectively she did. Ron and Ginny get what they always wanted - and bashed. Past HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 6,043 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Legacy by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
What will your legacy be? A question that has many answers; follow the tale of Naruto and his fellow Konoha-nin as they face the dangers of an uncertain future, seeking their own legacy. And to think, it all begins with the final battle with Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 385,372 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 647 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Training Under Butch Law by JulyPie reviews
One-shot. After a violent incedent with a muggle, Voldemort decides to get him and his Death Eaters in shape. So he hires a trainer named Butch that just may be able to strike fear in the Dark Lord himself. Butch Law has been declared...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 7,317 - Follows: 4,097 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived To Be A Leprechaun! by DaggersBloodPain reviews
“Mate, you know when I said it couldn’t be worse?” He inquired groggily. “Yes, Ron,” Harry sighed. “I take it back.” He mumbled. “I know Ron.” Harry replied. This is just a short funny One-shot written as a cure for writer's block. Creature fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Be Evil By L Voldemort by SugaredPoison reviews
How many times have I had people ask me, 'Oh, Voldy, can you teach me to be evil, just like you' Let me put it this way: More times than I have the patience to count." A hilarious one-shot that will leave you rolling with laughter and begging for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginnys' Christmas Present by Prongs II reviews
Translation of "Ginnys julklapp". Ginny and her thoughts of Christmas the day before the big Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
Interview with the Voldemort by Zelda Zonks reviews
With the release of his new single, 'Voldemania', everyone's favourite Dark Lord is interviewed by Smash Wiz Hits Magazine. Lots of silliness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
A Very Alternate Yule Ball by pstibbons reviews
Years later, Viktor Krum recounts the events of the 1994 Yule Ball that got his old friend Hermione expelled from Hogwarts. No ships, though there's Krum/Cedric. Harry bashing, major, MAJOR Ron bashing. Moral : Incompetent fighters should never duel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
A Diamond in the Sky by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Valentine's Day at Malfoy Manor by Professor Cassandra reviews
What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange gives a powerful love potion to the Dark Lord Voldemort? Hilarity, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Harem Marriage Law by rlpj4 reviews
After the war is over, in Harry's seventh year, the Ministry passes a law requiring that all unmarried minors and volunteers who are single enter into a program to be matched with a future partner. Note: This is a parody of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Confrontations and Realizations by Rohata reviews
Companion piece to TLK. Luna Vs. Hermione. Who will come out on top; of Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Promises by Rohata reviews
Harry made many promises that he tried to keep. He only has two more to go. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Apprentice by rlpj4 reviews
After his third year, Harry is offered an Apprenticeship. This covers his summer and his fourth year and does not focus on relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
After the Battle was Won by rlpj4 reviews
After the final battle, Harry is left alone while everyone else celebrates. To celebrate his birthday and the victory, he goes to a bar and finds a friend and fellow warrior, Nymphadora Tonks. HPNT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Vexing Of Voldemort by phantomduck reviews
The life of a super villain is not as straight forward as it seems... Series of One-Shots
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco Loves Harry by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is my response to just about every slash story out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 330 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
85124 by OccAmy Phyre reviews
The tattoo wasn't a choice. It was forced on – forced through the screams of the needle, through the tears of his skin. He had no choice. Holocaust.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 516 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Randomosity and Cheesecake by testosterone-tea reviews
Harry Potter works at a grocery store, Draco must wear an apron and Lucius is a taxi driver. Random? Yes. A tad OOC, so you're warned. I was tired when I came up with stupid idea - I apologize in advance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by Maths Is Immortal reviews
Few people know Lord Voldemort’s secrets. Only his most trusted followers are told that he’s half-blood, that he’s experimented with ways to obtain immortality, and that he’s actually bald by choice…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by Rohata reviews
Sometimes things don't go the way you wanted them to. This is an expanded version of the original story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Pimp Quest by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. The latest, and to date longest PIMPHARRY story. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 287 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Things You Should Never Tell Voldemort by cute but kinda deadly reviews
Title explains it all. It isn't that funny though,but read it anyway! please :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
War Of The Wimps by ronXbouillabase reviews
Oneshot. Comedy. AU. Ignores Book 7....In which Harry is slightly gay and probably smoking something, Voldemort is a complete idiot, and Bellatrix confesses her true feelings. Ooh, and don't forget the Ed Westwick references.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tabula Rasa by reptilia28 reviews
After Harry is killed before his time again, Death sends him back in time to make things right. But things are going to be a bit different this time around. HHr, RLNT. Formerly known as Somewhere in Time. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He Alone Survived by etherian reviews
A small article in a Muggle newspaper has a devastating message for one, Severus Snape. Post Voldemort. Definitely AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 243 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 5,393 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
TwentySeven Days by nimblnymph reviews
This was not how he saw his twenty-seven days of enforced celibacy ending. KakaSaku. One shot. MATURE CONTENT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
TLK by Rohata reviews
Everyone needs a little TLC but sometimes that isn't enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by Rohata reviews
Set during DH. Hermione uses Veritaserum on Ron to learn his true feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Grand Conspiracy by MadnessPersonified reviews
Sequel to a Twisted Timeline. The more things change the more things get wacky. Not for the mentally sane. LunaHarryFem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,689 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Redone and Done and Done Again by tumshie reviews
A oneshot/parody of all those redo fics out there, inspired by Red Dwarf Stasis Leak. Please note that this is a one-shot. If anyone wants to adopt it feel free, all I ask is no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Distorted Games by Hate Rabbit reviews
After killing the Dursleys, Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban. Years later, when the magical community needs him the most, they free him. Only they didn't get what they expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,445 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dream Home by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Ron finds himself out standing in his field — and wondering why he's there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Halloween at Malfoy Manner by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Look, I know the title is kind of lame. Sorry. But anyways... Voldy doesn't seem to know a thing about Halloween, but who would ever trust a man when there's free candy involved? Twoshot. Character developments from my other fics. Strange/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Master of Death by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry Potter is the Master of Death, surely he had a greater destiny than the one JKR gave us. Read on as he becomes the wizard he was meant to. Post DH, no epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Inheritance by potter8668 reviews
Harry learns that there's more to him than meets the eye. Will he find his mate as a half Vampire and half Dark veela? Will he loose his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,917 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hat on a Girl on a Stool by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Over the years, the Sorting Hat converses with some lively minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5130 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Master of Time and Fate by Rohata reviews
What if there was a secret to the hallows no one knew about. Harry learns the true nature of the Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 236 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Day In the Life of Lord Voldemort by Professor Cassandra reviews
We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have seen the true horrors he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, but be warned...what you find may shock you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Day Walker by Sinkingboat reviews
Harry Potter, known through out the vampire community as one of the deadliest slayers. Known through out the wizard community to be dead. But now, Hermione is about to find out the truth. Can love survive in the midst of a war? Dark Harry! HrH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,864 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Different Magic by Brone Greyclaw reviews
After his 4th year, Harry learns about different ways of thinking, different ways of playing, and about some different magic. Warning, some graphic violence and adult situations. Touched up and reposting... finally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,301 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Second time love by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione makes a potion that will take her back in time to put right the mistakes she made, the worst of which was marrying the wrong man. Why she married Ron she did not know, she did know it was the biggest mistake she ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,148 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Therapy Buddies by Allusioned Thoughts reviews
A sequel to Professor Cassandra's "Til Avada Kedavra Do Us Part". After the Lestranges visit Dr. Ivana D. Vorce, Voldemort and Wormtail decide to drop in! My first HP fanfic, but my funniest fanfic! Written with permission from Professor Cassandra.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Ninja Wizard by David4 reviews
AU What if someone else found Harry first on that fateful night? This is a story of one possibility. Harry grows up in a village in Japan and becomes ninja. Based on all seven books. HarryHermione ship. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 562,860 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Letter to Myself by Rohata reviews
Set during Book Seven. Hermione receives a letter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book One: A New Bloodline by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai. Flamers will be blocked, constructive criticism only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,788 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Return of Namikaze by wilkins75 reviews
After Naruto brought Sasuke back he left for four years and has returned to reclaim his families titles. However now that he is back new powers are a work against him. Naruto/Sakura and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 142,244 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the City of Tents by shedoc reviews
Sequel to HP and the Soul Gems. Harry finds that Remus reappearance in his life tips off something of a domino effect. READ WARNINGS IN FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Mastering the Art of Charms by jaderook reviews
Hermione has a Charms project, Blaise gets involved, Ron is being himself, and Snape catches them all. A sixth year missing moment. Possibly. HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Questionnaire by books4evah reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,074 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 3,952 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
It's All the Same by Abler reviews
Dumbledore comes to Azkaban to release a wrongly convicted Harry Potter. Not everything goes as expected. AU OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Canadian Intervention by cosmic-cube-keeper reviews
Complete, Over 125,000 hits! After the disastrous events at the Ministry of Magic, Harry re-evaluates his situation, and decides changes are in order, starting with a change of scenery. His destination: Toronto Ontario. Ind!Harry; Harry/OMC - SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,153 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Not So Golden Silence by Hate Rabbit reviews
Life has been rough for Harry Potter. Left mute from a curse by Lord Voldemort, Harry has struggled his way through Hogwarts. Now, as he prepares to graduate, he remembers the events in his life that made him who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Harry P., OC
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paybacks are a Witch by Rohata reviews
Some one didn't like the way the aftermath of the final battle turned out and took matters into her own hands. Second chapter is up. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra reviews
Ivana D. Vorce, the most esteemed marriage counselor in London, is about to receive a visit from the wizarding world's most dysfunctional couple: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Tresses of Terror by Professor Cassandra reviews
When the Dark Lord comes to the startling revelation that he is bald, he ventures out on an epic quest to locate the perfect hairpiece to accentuate his malevolence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 290 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Groceries by TheSpiritOfHogwarts reviews
This is the tale of Snape's traumatic trip to the grocery store. Well, it wouldn't have been traumatic if he'd left Voldemort, Lucius, and Bellatrix behind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Warrior's Strength, Child's Innocence by Airheaded dude reviews
Without the consent of the third, Naruto decides to train and leaves Konoha at the age of 5 alone. During his journey, he encounters Gaara and Haku and decides to take them along with him. Haku is a girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,688 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Feurety, the Boy Who Conquered by Corvus Nyx reviews
COMPLETE! Harry raised by Snape and Voldie. Creates a powerful and feared Kingdom, The Kingdom of Hell. Dark Powerful n Animigus, Harry Hermione Ron Draco and Twins. Heir Merlin Hogwarts and Much more. Creature Fic. Fem and male slash. Prophecies Royal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,265 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry and Hermione are MARRIED OMG! by angelamerkel reviews
The title says it all and they have like 10000 super sayan babies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Fate of A Wizard by Beggs reviews
Harry Potter. Man. Wizard. Jedi... wait! what? Join Harry on his journey, as he makes friends, and battles foes throughout the entire Universe. HarryPotter/StarWars crossover. Give it a chance! It MIGHT just shock you. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,707 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Creature Heritage by Emily Waters reviews
Parody Creature!Fic. Harry's friends realize that Harry is a Creature, but what kind? Why is his bed littered with pink fur? Andhow will this affect Draco's relationship with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Inconvenient Charm by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Magic is ruining the planet, says a scientist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Six Months Later by Rohata reviews
Six months after the final battle, things change. Betrayal with a twist. Rated for language and sex. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Push by JJ Rust reviews
Harry is having trouble admitting his true feelings for Luna. All he needs is a little push . . . and the Weasley twins are happy to provide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Canadian Intervention: Disturbing News by cosmic-cube-keeper reviews
Canada's Minister of Magic arrives at her office, to receive disturbing news regarding an incident in the British Ministry of Magic a few days prior.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 267 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Sirius, you fool! by Prongs II reviews
First uploaded as only a short talking-fic, now changed to a whole one-shot. Sirius still ruins everything though... How can you ever manage with a surprise if a Marauder is hungry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why I Save Them by Fanfix reviews
One-shot: They think knowledge, power and skill are needed to win a war, but a sly teenager proves them wrong. And why does Harry Potter save the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luck Can't Last A Lifetime by ShadeDancer reviews
Rumors can lead to some interesting pranks, but what happens when there's some truth behind the rumors. Harry/Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
An Ignominious Death by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Love Devours by hyenateeth reviews
Zetsu was never good at expressing his feelings. ZetsuxSakura oneshot. Very Dark-fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Happy Birthday Ron by bob-the-blue reviews
PIMPHARRY gets his best friend possibly the best gift ever. Rated for sexual content and suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hogwarts The Musical by Clell65619 reviews
The Slytherins put on a show
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
25 Things NOT To Do At A Death Eater Meeting by LovesRickman reviews
If you ever get invited to a Death Eater meeting, here are some handy hints!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Fertilizer by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Zet/Kimi/Sai and Zet/Sai/Kimi. Kimimaro and Sai are sent to Zetsu to collect his special fertilizer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Zetsu, Sai - Complete
A Little Squib by Translucent Darkness reviews
Parody of Sweeney Todd. What exactly do the house-elves put in the Hogwarts meat pies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Dobby - Complete
Minerva Gets the Prophecy by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore hadn't been feeling up to his interview with Trelawney and had sent the Deputy Headmistress in his place?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Rather Appropriate Valentine by jaderook reviews
Roses are red, violets are blue, he sends his regards, to a witch that is true. Sometimes valentines are sent to the most unlikely people from the most unlikely sources. It's all quite scandalous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Mission by Enterprise1701-d reviews
NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 228 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 452 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
iVoldy by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
What will happen when Voldemort goes 21st century? The good, the bad, and the explosive of an upgraded wizarding world to iPods, computers, and video games. No ships, so far. Rated for mild language... Epilogue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
How the Chudley Cannons Catapulted to Victory by David Brown reviews
The epic story of how the Chudley Cannons finally won a quiddich match, as told to Hermione Granger by Ronald Weasley in a letter sent during the summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A History of Azkaban by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for life after the rape and murder of Ginny Weasley! But what is the truth? HarryBellaTonksFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Exiled Legend by ItzRayz reviews
What if Jiraiya leaves with a 5 year old Naruto for a long training journey? How will his life be different? Watch as Naruto experience harsh obstacles before finally becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,929 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 522 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fauna's Fate by nas-iiN reviews
Waking up on his 5th birthday covered in animal tattoos results in Vernon abandoning Harry at an orphanage. Are they simply tattoos? Of course not. An AU tale of a very different life for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,162 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 659 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Summary of Every HP Fanfic Ever Written by Viskii reviews
It's not brief, or a summary, or every Harry Potter fanfiction ever. It is humor uploaded stupidly and sporadically for your enjoyment. Chapter One: Harry Goes Shopping at Protagonist Mart. There should be a genre for it. I need a life. And some nachos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bane by Brian64 reviews
After a long day helping to save the wizarding world from the dementors, Harry's just looking for a quiet drink at the Snout's Fair to relax. He wasn't expecting a drink called 'Bane' though. A oneshot set in Arabella & Zsenya's 'After the End' setting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hidden Truth by tazspaz reviews
Some secrets are meant to be hidden from the world. AU. Oneshot. Powerful/Super Harry. Fast, furious, and rewritten as of August 20, 2008!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Brave New World by bellerophon30 reviews
A sixth and seventh year story, totally AU. Harry decides that his life expectancy will be greatly enhanced if leaves Dumbledore and Voldemort behind. Destination: The US.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 890,279 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Brother, Little Sister by Nimbus 1944 reviews
When do kid sisters grow up? Ron wants to know. Includes filk set to She's Always a Woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 423 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How Luna Lovegood Became Loony Luna by Lady Alchymia reviews
Luna Lovegood takes her first ride on the Hogwarts Express and becomes Loony Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Luna L., Cedric D. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 281 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Six by Argenteus Draco reviews
No one mentioned Theodore Nott anymore. No one liked to think about how he died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Theodore N., Dean T. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Orochimaru had decided to use Naruto’s body, or even his power? Well, I have, and I’m doing this story to see what happens....but as we all know, Naruto wouldn’t go with tall dark and snakey as a teen....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,368 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Wand by Glass Wolf reviews
George's thoughts one lonely night in his flat. Part of my disillusionment verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 587 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Glass Wolf reviews
Percy Weasley breaks Wizarding Law becoming an illegal animagus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Nineteen Harmonian Years Later by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
DH SPOILERS. The crapepilogue as it should be. Please R&R! Harmony for ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fayr Warning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and A Grandfather's Gift by MadScribbler reviews
A week after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry receives a gift, which might hold the answers he's been looking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,200 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
My Sacrifice by DarkenedxPhoenix reviews
Naruto fails to capture Sasuke, and is trained by Kyuubi after running away from Konoha. During his training, he eventually picks up a name all will fear. All beware of the Desu Decchi. Fem KyuubiNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Letter to Far by Tiara Light reviews
An ill advised letter from Dumbledore sets Harry on a path that leads him to more secrets and power than any can imagine. AU non H.B.P. Super!Harry, Creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 72,175 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Harry P.
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 281 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Raw Power by Laume reviews
Harry begins to change after his sixteenth birthday. What is happening, and was his mother entirely human? Creature!Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 297 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 433 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Betrayal Of Harry Potter by potter8668 reviews
He was betrayed by those around him, sending him to Azkaban. Now they would pay for their betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Have To Say I Do by potter8668 reviews
Harry has to marry to save two lives that depend on him, twin babies.Who will he pick to be their mother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,468 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 739 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 285 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 285 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Moonlight on White Wings by BajaB reviews
Something for Hegwig. Written before Deathly Hallows was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and The Knockturn Weekend by Nimbus 1944 reviews
A good cat burglar, working alone, can carry out a burglary. But what about two burglars,who are fighting like cats and dogs?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Temptation by BajaB reviews
Sometimes, temptation is too great for even the most humble amongst us. A one hundred word drabble that could be canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 162 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Can Prophets Live Forever? by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Thoughts of Ron during the final battles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Talk by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Dumbledoore talks to a new student. Short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry has betrayed the Wizarding World. Why and what can be done about it? Not HBP compliant AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No Next Adventure by BajaB reviews
No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 206 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chilling by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Hermione is willing to do anything to get Harry back from Voldemort. Dark!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Muffin Mischief by LuciusLoversandSnapeSnoggers reviews
Harry and co. embark on yet another 'magical' adventure. Draco's baking muffins, Hermione has cancer, Blaise is slightly scary, and Dumbledore might be a little too inappropriate. Ron...yeah. The 'magical' muffin mischief will seduce you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Secret Weapon by Lady Salazar reviews
AU Several years after Voldemort's resurrection in 1991, the war is fairing poorly... until the Ministry of Magic unveils its superweapon... The Project, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Plot Bunny (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1977: In which we learn why Severus decided to give the thrilling life of Animagi a miss. Extremely silly meta fic with characters writing fanfic. Edited April 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Severus S., Regulus B.] Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Ripple Effect by Lady Salazar reviews
With the war over and the lives of the fighters shattered, Hermione decides to go back in time to write a better future. Too bad she didn’t realize that fate doesn’t appreciate being messed with. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 366 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 293 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Knowledge by BajaB reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
My Enemy’s Son by BajaB reviews
I want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Morning WThe Dursley's by arwenundomiel021 reviews
Super short oneshot about Harry's last morning in the Dursley household. Kplus for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lamb of Sacrifice by Lady Salazar reviews
Oneshot. He loved them, and he'd fight for them to the bitter end. But both he and Ron agreed, being killed by them was a bit much, when Dumbledore decides the Prophecy means that Harry's death will mean Voldemort's as well. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 4 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Mother Nature and a Crazy Authoress with a pink paintbrush gang together to kill Voldie. Yet another six pathetic Dark Lord deaths 100word drabbles. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died 3 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Again these just came to me. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died Again. Three more pathetic deaths from our favorite Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 274 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died Again by RuneWitchSakura reviews
100 word drabble. Sequel to How Lord Voldie Died. Again, this just came to me. What if Voldie managed to resurrect himself after Harry blew his head off. Well, die a more pathetic death for starters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lord Voldie Died by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This just came to me 100 word drabble on how I think Voldie should be knocked off It's probably not gonna happen, but you have to admit it's funny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sorting Hat Drabbles by Lanta reviews
15 100word ficlets based around the categories of the Sorting Hat Thematic Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Darkness Within by DaggersBloodPain reviews
AU multiyear: Harry is turned into a vampire before second year. It is against the rules for a Sire to leave its Childe. Who will take over when Harry's Sire vanishes? What will he gain from embracing the Darkness Within? VampireHarry Slash! HPSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,648 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Secrets of Severus by BajaB reviews
The horrid and sordid truth behind the hated potions Professor and his actions. Pre HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Magical Mystery Meal by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Don't play with your food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reason Why by Lady Salazar reviews
He understood that Harry had to kill to complete the Prophecy. But having thought about his ease in doing so, Ron had to wonder one thing why. Followup to Manslayer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Dementor's Boggart by Eraina reviews
We know dementors are sentient. But do they fear? And if they do, what?...An example of what a dementor sees when it encounters a boggart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Manslayer by Lady Salazar reviews
The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Why Regulas Black was Killed by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete Regulas Black decided to write a book entitled Things never to say or do in the presence of the Dark Lord....Unless you're a suicidal Death Eather the Book itself was a suicide note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Fortune's Fool by Mirazhe1 reviews
Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. [Finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9704 - Favs: 12,688 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Esse Quam Videri by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry's First Friend by Hippie Jade reviews
Part three of the Harry’s First series. Lily is worried about Harry’s new friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Any Questions? by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Prefects are here to help you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Harry's First Steps by Hippie Jade reviews
Sequel to Harry's First Word. Part two of the Harry’s First series. The REAL reason Snape hates Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's First Word by Hippie Jade reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Forgotten by BajaB reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Green Fog by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Halloween Visit by Angry Hermione reviews
Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Life Lived Too Long by BajaB reviews
The greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant No DH , alludes to character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
The Riddle by GlidingQuill reviews
A remake of Edger Allen Poe's, The Raven. Voldemort surprises Harry one night when Harry is in no mood to be fooled with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4946 - Favs: 6,721 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Greater Love by chem prof reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this. But life goes on anyway. A bittersweet ending to the Harry Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is an idea I had for what the 'power the dark lord knows not' could be. I think the only way this could end up cannon was if JKR and LSD got together. the story's meant as a joke, don't get in an uproar now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Never Quite as Planned by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Attempted Severitus by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. My own response to all those Severitus stories in which Snape turns out to be Harry's father. Could take place anywhere before the end of HBP. Rated T cause I didn't drop any F bombs for once......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
How Dare They? by Serpentseeker reviews
Loretta is celebrating Voldemort's downfall when an innocent question from her daughter makes her remember just WHAT was sacrificed that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dakaath: Prince of Darkness by LT2000 reviews
Pre!HBP AU, Dark!Harry. A mysterious summons brings Harry to Gringotts, where he learns of his true heritage as a dakaath, a demonic parallel of the veela, and of his destiny as the heir of Lord Grindelwald. HarryCho, HarryFem!OC. No slash. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,536 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Snow Wars by breannatala reviews
ONESHOT. Christmas holiday, Hogwarts, the Order, Harry, Snape, and . . . SNOWBALLS? What happens when Harry decides to start a snowball war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Father and Son Talk by Midnight Lady reviews
Snape tells Harry some startling news. Meant to be short and funny. Oneshot. Crossover. My response to Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
WunderWand by BajaB reviews
Argus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Argus F., George W. - Complete
On The Run by RaiseYourVoice reviews
COMPLETESEQUEL SOONSirius escaped from Azkaban when Harry was five. Sirius kidnapped Harry from the Dursley's and they have been living in the run since. Harry is now fifteen. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,203 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Deceptive Appearances by ShadeDancer reviews
Harry Potter, the Golden Boy of Gryffindor, has been keeping secrets and it's time for some of them to come out. This is not the Harry everyone thought they knew, appearances can be deceiving. Almost nonexistent slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,518 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Death Eater by BajaB reviews
Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
A Robbery to remember by BajaB reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
Position Vacant 2 The First Day by BajaB reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Weasley's Wearables by BajaB reviews
Fred and George turn to Arthur for advice when their store starts to become sucessful, but is everything as it seems, or are they once again up to mischief, and can Arthur really help? Comedy oneshot set after the boys open their store in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2006 - George W., Arthur W. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Other Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Azkaban Story. This is about how Harry was wrongly sent to Azkaban for killing Voldemort by corrupt Fudge. Now that he is out, how will he cope with the world again? How will his friends cope with a damaged Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Drastic Measures by EFLAME reviews
After his Godfather's death, Harry tries to kill himself. But he ends up meeting his ancestor. What is Harry going to do? Readreview and Guys it's my first fic so please don't be too hard on me ! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,349 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
There is Only Power by loralee1 reviews
AU Post OotP, possible HBP content but not HBP complient, No pairing.Independant Harry. Summer after 5th year edited 111606
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,134 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shades of Black by Kage Mirai reviews
One act can change everything. One secret kept hidden can be devestating. Please R&R. Slytherin!Harry Dark!Harry M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,385 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by clen3k reviews
[Complete] PostOotP. The Golden Trio sit together laughing, all of them happy at the moment. A blink of an eye and the innocence is lost, destroyed from within by jealousy, distrust and above all a destiny, undeniable in its darkness... Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,014 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Soul Maties by Bagge reviews
They are large, they are mean, they are Crabbe and Goyle. They are bullies and they are tired of playing the second fiddle. Time to get some real friends. Humor & Friendfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Tom by The Atomic Cafe reviews
Lord Voldemort celebrates his birthday the usual way. Post HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the insane author by hpfan988723 reviews
You are asking yourself which things JKR will NEVER EVER write into book 7? Then this is a story for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Sixth Year in Bad Fanfiction by LargeMarge reviews
Trite phrases, overused plot devices, and other general insanity. Basically I'm making fun of bad fanfiction. So sue me. But don't really. Chapter 18 up! Tonks lays the smackdown on poor unsuspecting Harry, while Dumbledore has a bug fetish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry Potter recieves the shock of the lifetime from Albus Dumbledore one day, sending him off the deep end. Oneshot, Dark!Harry, Kitchenware!Harry, Insane!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir of Blood by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Fated by leafygirl reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple serious main character deaths. You will probably cry. This story has angst/tragedy/romance and maybe not in that order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,974 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Return of the High Elves by Virusgod reviews
Finished Reposted Two months had passed since Harry Potter was last seen. Now he returns, trained and armed for war...and with pointy ears?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,810 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 250 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Straw by bellerophon30 reviews
Complete. A 6th year story. Harry takes a look at his life and doesn't like what he sees, so he decides to declare his independance of Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and fight the war on his own terms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,280 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strength to Fight by NightFlight reviews
COMPLETE! Post OoTP. Harry went into hiding to train and Hogwarts receives a challenge from Durmstrang. Harry revolts against the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic, and Voldemort. Chapter 23 is the turning point in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,332 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 251 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Hollow Victory by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
In the ruins of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Dark Lord and the Headmaster have one last talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
The Four Apprentices by old-crow reviews
Complete. The last four chapters were rewritten. Aftermath. The apprentices stuggle to rebuild their lives. The Summer of Choices may be over but life is just beginning for The Four Apprentices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,215 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Full Moon Serenade by ShadeDancer reviews
Harry gives Remus a present. No Slash, though if your mind implies it...Rated just to be sure. Oneshotdrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Revenge by Lisse reviews
When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Peace Of Mind by serious.effort reviews
[Complete] When the world sought out to praise their hero they found nothing but returned letters. A castle wide search was enacted and it was I who found Harry. Only, just not as I had wished or expected to. [warning: character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 555 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Summer of Choices by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry has lost the magical protection that he had living with his relatives. He inherits Grimmauld Place and spends his summer there. Tonks and Ginny Weasley volunteer to keep him company and train for the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,696 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Front Page of the Prophet by ShadeDancer reviews
Read Heir of Blood ch 3 first. This is what would have happened if Harry's picture had ended up in the paper with Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Meeting of MiNdS by Nic'sim87 reviews
When Harry enters Voldemort's mind willingly what do you think might happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Meeting of BoDiEs by Nic'sim87 reviews
Continuation of Meeting of MiNdS. Harry and Voldemort meet for the last time... I think...hee hee hee... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Behind Door No 3 by honeycakehorse reviews
Mrs. Weasley can't believe her eyes when she makes a late night bed check. Please, read the WARNING at the top or bottom first!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
PostHogwarts Idiocy by Nic'sim87 reviews
What happens when Harry and co. graduate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
How Dememted are Dementors? by MuggleBuddy reviews
(One-shot) An auto-biography of a Dementor of Azkaban. It may be better than it sounds, read it and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Internet Surveys of DOOM! by Maginox reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if one day Harry stumbled across one of those annoying E-mail surveys? We Did. Some peoples' funniest, deepest, darkest, stupidest, I think you get the idea , secrets are revealed...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Into That Cat by ShadeDancer reviews
One-shot. Minerva's gotten into the catnip after reflecting on Harry's ability to get into trouble. Slight innuendo, rating just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Greater Inheritance by EverWinter reviews
Re-Edit. Over the last summer holidays, Harry discovers his heritage. He's Rich, Powerful, and now a Slytherin. But will people still trust him to vanquish the Dark Lord? HD Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Super Muggle by Newbornson reviews
A mere muggle did what the most feared and evilest of wizards could not do. Murder Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE SLASH Veela Story After reading so many bad Veela stories, I have decided to write a parody about how they all break down into a basic storyline. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting by Waffle Avenger reviews
We all know what Harry was thinking as the Sorting Hat was placed on his head, but what was the hat thinking? One-shot, super-short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
Thank you, Kwikspell! by jaderook reviews
Fred and George write an advertisement for Kwikspell-complete with testimonials. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/26/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Death Of Socrates by jaderook reviews
Severus Snape has his final moments as a Death Eater. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Fabulously Brilliant Life of Hermione Granger by jaderook reviews
Ron writes a Divination essay and Hermione is his inspiration. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the hidden powers by Star Polaris reviews
Translation After the triwizards tournament, Harry returns to the Dursley very depressed... but he doesn't know that soon everything in his life is going to change
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 11/23/2002<