aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee my name is Ashlee that's two E's .ummmm,i like fan fiction and I'm a teenager. i luv all music and currently into the 80's and 90's.i like hip-hop,pop,rock,alternative rock,some Disney,and some rap.
i loves me some degrassi.
la hard times de R.J. berger es muy comico! :D
my fav books:
twilight series,someone to love me,wuthering heights(yeah,i read it and Cathy is a monster so is heathcliff),and all of the r.l. Stine books ECT.
my fav foods:
pasta,cheese cake,lobster,pocky,rice pudding fried chicken,broccoli,ice cream ,chocolate,etc.
my fav movies:
twilight,hot rod, the omen,underworld,Sweeney Tod,scary movie 1,2,3,4,epic movie,meet the Spartans,Hal's moving castle,the Chronicles of Narnia,little man,blood for dracula,the color purple,the color of friendship,diary of a mad black woman,and some others
i luv the short lived series,idk if u know this,wolf lake,they showed it a few times and i fell completely in love with it.i also luv the kindred its about vampires :)
OK,i luuuuvv stories where Edward is a 'i don't care what you think attitude', it just plain sexy. i hate people who think they know everything and always voice there thoughts even when its bad.the one thing i didn't like in the twilight series was that Bella seemed too weak especially in new moon. she acted as though she was dieing!
Girls are like
If you love reading, copy this into your profile
If you love starbucks, copy this into your profile
If you love GOD more than anything, copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
My name is tyler> > I am three,> > My eyes are swollen> > I cannot see,> > I must be stupid> > I must be bad,> > What else could have made> > My daddy so mad?> > I wish I were better> > I wish I weren't ugly,> > Then maybe my mommy> > Would still want to hug me.> > I cant do a wrong> > I cant speak at all> >
If you dislike child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
25 reasons I owe my mother
1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, SailorKairi91, Akane Naomi, Patamon Cutie 13, The Illustionest, Takarilvr, vampire-twilight-freak
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
--93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doen't give a crap, post this on your profile.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
You know you live in 2000+ when...
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
IF YOU HATE JACOB BLACK AND THINK HE SHOULD DIE, PUT THIS IN YOURS!!
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those kids on the trix comercial are mean and greedy, copy and paste this to your profile
If you want those kids to fall off a cliff and stop trying to steal the Luck Charms, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker, Airlin, vampire-twilight-freak
-People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP STOP RACISM
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"(sooo reminds me of my friend June, laughed my ass off as soon as I read this)
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!
Let's do it again!"
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and can always be replaced"
"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn beer"
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"I forgot to remember"
"I forgot to wake up"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feeli it"
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile"
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that, children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies- Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
If he really exists, then WHY CAN'T I FIND HIM?
WHAT IS BEING CRAZY?:
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you bite your friends shoulder because you are bored.
Crazy is when you you convince your self your a mythical creature and try to make other be leave the same. Crazy is when you think there is a perverted polterguist is living in your closet and you keep thinking he's always the one poking your sides.Crazy is when your soooo bored talking to your friends on the pone and randomly say"Our life where we live is sooo boring I wish a meteor would crash infront of us and hot, naked sexy aliens came saying that we have to save the world and be our soul mates." then continuing a crazy story like that until it's over. Crazy is when you have one conversation and randomly say out loud"I am president of the United Staes and I don't want to eat any more brocoli. crazy is when you tell some one you have a son, and they find out he's your dog. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
A conversation between a girl and her boyfriend:
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty
Girl: which would you chose me or you life?
Boy: my life
Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?
Girl: I heard enough
as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:
I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!