Well, it's certainly been a while since I updated this page...
Firstly my name is Lindsey. I'm 27, a fan of both American cartoons and Japanese anime, a lover of all sorts of music and movies and a fairly open-minded neutral in a relationship with a softspoken but hilarious Pentecostal named Scott.
I am Pro-LGBT, Pro-Choice but I also believe in the right to bear arms and institute the death penalty. I have no qualms in speaking my mind or defending my beliefs. That's essentially me in a nutshell.
I love going to thrift stores, yoga, working out with fun instructors like Richard Simmons and Jessica Smith, watching television when I have the time and sleeping while listening to new age music. I work as a graveyard shift grocery store stocker and can share many horror stories about retail that make relaxation a vital component.
I'm a natural blonde, which really comes in handy when I screw something up (think "Oh, don't fault her for it. She's blonde" handy).
I'm also a big klutz who seems to only be graceful when I work out (I can do aerobics stuff easily, but trip over the carpet after I'm done *facepalm*). It's a lucky day when I don't spill/break/crash into/hurt something/someone.
I also happen to be brutally honest. I used to sugarcoat everything for the sake of not hurting feelings or crushing dreams but after life has handed me quite a few lemons I have decided that I won't live my life constantly kissing ass and pretending to be a smiley robot all of the time.
I'm a big texter and internet-messenger (I suck at talking on the phone and all of my voicemails sound awful and ramble-y and awkward).
I don't have a Myspace, Facebook or Twitter account. That's too much crap for me to keep up with on a daily basis. This site is much easier. :)
I graduated high school a few years ago and am only working at this time. I plan on going back to school and becoming a dietician or nutritionist. Ambitious, I know.
My Favorite Shows: Total Drama Series (big obsession), Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Regular Show, King of The Hill, Once Upon A Time, American Horror Story, Forensic Files and The Scooby Doo series.
My Favorite Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, Red Garden, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Glass Mask, Death Note, Hell Girl series, Sailor Moon series and FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
I'm really bad about shipping. I constantly watch TV with my peeps and say "They would be cute together," much to their chagrin and my amusement.
Total Drama Island: NOAH/EVA , Ezekiel/Eva, Alejandro/Heather, Cody/Just about anybody, Justin/Beth, Harold/Just about anybody, Owen/Izzy, Owen/Sadie, DJ/Just about anybody, Geoff/Gwen, Gwen/Trent, Chris/Blaineley, Chef/DJ's Mama and a few random ones including convincing slash (like well-written Gwen/Heather or Mal/Duncan for example).
Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Jo/Brick, B/Dawn, Dawn/Cameron, Sam/Dakota, Lightning/Jo, Manitoba Smith/Svetlana, Anne Maria/Cameron, Jo/Dawn, and Scott/Zoey.
Total Drama Pahkitew Island: Shawn/Jasmine, Topher/Scarlett, Leonard/Sugar, Ella/Just about anybody, Scarlett/Max, Rodney or Beardo/Amy or Samey.
Total Drama Mixed Seasons:Zoey/Duncan, Scott/Courtney WHEN WRITTEN WELL, Cameron/Beth, Justin/Anne Maria, Owen/Staci, Scott/Sierra, Samey/Trent, Gwen/Cameron, Amy/Scott, Mal/Scarlett and Lightning/Sky. But I'm fairly open to pairings if the writers can make them work.
Scooby Doo: Daphne/Fred and Velma/Shaggy are all I ever could imagine regarding this series.
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: Edd/May or Marie, Eddy/Nazz, Kevin/Lee, and Rolf/Marie are my favs. Sarah and Jimmy can ROT IN HELL.
Mike, Lu & Og: I hate that there's hardly any fanfiction for this show since I thought it was delightful! But I love Mike/Og. They're so cute!
Regular Show: Eileen/Just about anybody, Muscle Man/Starla, Mordecai/CJ and Benson/Audrey. THANK GOD Margaret moved on...
Bob's Burgers: Tina/Zeke, Tina/Josh, Gene/Jimmy Junior, Louise/Logan and Louise/Darryl are my faves right offhand.
Archie Comics: I also love reading Archie Comics and started reading my mother's old collection when I was in my early one-digits. I support Jughead/Betty, Veronica/Reggie, Chuck/Nancy, Dilton/Ethel, Moose/Ethel, Mr. Weatherbee/Ms. Grundy and Archie/Cheryl Blossom. Either that or Archie can die alone for all I care...
Not A Fan Of These Couples:
Total Drama Island: JUSTIN/HEATHER (still the absolute worst; sorry not sorry Lucas), Leshawna/DJ, Harold/Beth, Noah/Many Pairings, and some yaoi.
Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Dawn/Scott (I Just Don't Get It), Anne Maria/Mike (I don't hate her; I actually prefer her over Zoey but I prefer Zoke), Lightning/Anne Maria and Staci/Anybody on TDROTI.
Total Drama Pahkitew Island: Samey/Topher, Jasmine/Topher, Dave/Anybody but especially Sky and Max/Ella.
Ed, Edd N' Eddy: Ed/Anybody but buttered toast and gravy, Kevin/Nazz, Jimmy/Sarah (actually either of them with anybody; can't stand them) and Edd/Anybody but May or Marie (though he and Eddy make interesting slash).
Regular Show: Most slash. It's pretty apparent that Benson is a straight gumball machine. A flirty one too according to "Skips Strikes".
Archie Comics: Archie/Veronica (she's only toying with him just to compete with Betty; it's pretty sad), Jughead/Veronica, Reggie/Betty, Moose/Midge, Jughead/Ethel and all slash.
Recent Favorite Writers:
I'll Cover Angel And Collins: Her stories are so entertaining and she actually makes Courtney and Sierra somewhat likable (not an easy feat to accomplish). She also makes some really random pairings work like Scott/Eva, Dawn/Tyler and Mal/Duncan compatible.
Winter_Rae: I like a lot of her crack pairings and the way that she makes them connect is a bit OOC but practical and prime for character development. I think my favorite works by her thus far are "Lost With You" and "I'm On Your Side".
TheDarkLegate: He's got a great sense of humor and demonstrates it well in the Camp TV series. I love how he blends a variety of pop culture references and turns them into a seamless story. His OCs are also complex and comical.
Storm_Of_Azarath: I love her Total Drama stories and how she writes her OCs and the OCs of others with a gripping flair!
Rufus T. Serenity: He is one of the most intelligent people I have ever conversed with on this site and his work (as well as collaborative pieces) are fantastic! I can always count on my brain cells not being destroyed by the time a conversation between us has ended. Chat him up! It'll be the smartest decision you ever make on this site! His passion for giving Total Drama nerds/dorks/geeks the love they deserve is also admirable!
Basically, everyone on my Favorites List is amazing and I love reading the Stories List Stuff over and over!
I don't honestly write my own stories at the moment but I love participating in SYOCs in the hopes of feeling included and helping those who have that amazing talent. Though I have a few characters I always apply I'm constantly searching for new inspiration and tend to be too OCD to merely copy a character from something else and sending it in as my own.
If you have any questions (maybe needing some reasoning for why I prefer certain couples or just to chat because you're bored) feel free to message me! Since I work third shift, my days are pretty open and I should respond to messages quicker and in greater depth.
Until then, see you around!