My name's Lindsey and I live in the USA (more specifically in Kentucky). I'm a 25-year-old who loves to read, watch cartoons/anime, doing cheesy at-home workouts (yes, including the late 80s to early nineties VHS TAPES) and hang out in my awesome little town. I have truly reliable friends and family and a hectic lifestyle.
Basically I used to be a barista at the Starbucks kiosk in my local Kroger. Of course life tends to throw curveballs in my direction (for me they were in the form of idiotic/rude/hypersensitive customers, backstabbing employees and wimpy management) so that department has burned me out. I have officially transferred to the third shift grocery stocking position and am absolutely grateful for the change in venue as well as the peace and quiet that comes with it.
TJ Peterson-The Thrill-Seeking Country Girl
Jerome Michaels-The Optimistic Breakdancer
Deborah Bartley-The Workaholic Barista
Vince Stumboe-The Secretly Musically-Inclined Jock
Kleine Van Housen-The Gregarious Designer-Wannabe
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. I also enjoy the confused glances I get when I do.
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Stuff About Me
I'm a natural blonde, which really comes in handy when I screw something up (think "Oh, don't fault her for it. She's blonde" handy).
I'm also a big klutz who seems to only be graceful when I work out (I can do aerobics stuff easily, but trip over the carpet after I'm done *facepalm*). It's a lucky day when I don't spill/break/crash into/hurt something/someone.
I also happen to be brutally honest. I used to sugarcoat everything for the sake of not hurting feelings or crushing dreams but after life has handed me quite a few lemons I have decided that I won't live my life constantly kissing ass and pretending to be a smiley robot all of the time.
I'm a big texter and internet-messenger (I suck at talking on the phone and all of my voicemails sound awful and ramble-y and awkward).
I don't have a Myspace, Facebook or Twitter account. That's too much crap for me to keep up with on a daily basis. This site is much easier. :)
I graduated high school a few years ago and am only working at this time. I plan on going back to school next year and majoring in Pre-Physical Therapy to become a Physical Therapist's Assistant. Ambitious, I know.
My Favorite Shows: Total Drama Series (big obsession), Regular Show, Animation Domination on FOX, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Mike, Lu & Og, Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, Face Off on SyFy, Adventure Time, Stoked, 6teen, My Life As a Teenage Robot, various animes, various reality TV, Snapped on Oxygen, Deadly Women, Forensic Files etc.
I'm really bad about shipping. I constantly watch TV with my peeps and say "They would be cute together," much to their chagrin and my amusement.
Total Drama Island: NOAH/EVA (my OTP, no matter what), Ezekiel/Eva, Geoff/Bridgette, Alejandro/Heather, Cody/Just about anybody, Justin/Beth, Duncan/Almost every male or female, Harold/Just about anybody, Owen/Izzy, Owen/Sadie, DJ/Just about anybody, Geoff/Gwen, Gwen/Trent, Chris/Blaineley, Chef/DJ's Mama and a few random ones including convincing slash (like well-written Gwen/Heather or Mal/Duncan for example).
Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Jo/Brick, B/Dawn, Dawn/Cameron, Sam/Dakota, , Mike/Zoey, Lightning/Jo, Manitoba Smith/Svetlana, Anne Maria/Cameron, Jo/Dawn, and Scott/Zoey.
Total Drama Mixed Seasons: Mal/Quite a few people, Zoey/Duncan, Scott/Courtney WHEN WRITTEN WELL, Cameron/Beth, Justin/Anne Maria, Owen/Staci, Scott/Sierra and a few random well-written ones.
Stoked: I can't make up my mind. Fin/Reef obviously but Emma looks good with Johnny, Ty and Broseph to me. Who knows? Haven't seen enough of this series yet. Good job for putting this promising show on hiatus in its prime, CARTOON NETWORK.
Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated: Daphne/Fred, Velma/Shaggy, Scooby/Nova, and Velma/Marcy
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: Edd/May or Marie, Eddy/Nazz, Kevin/Lee, and Rolf/Marie are my favs. Sarah and Jimmy can ROT IN HELL.
Mike, Lu & Og: I hate that there's hardly any fanfiction for this show since I thought it was absolutely genius! But I love Mike/Og. They're so cute!
Regular Show: Eileen/Just about anybody, Muscle Man/Starla, Benson/Audrey and most crack pairings. Mordecai/Margaret is growing on me despite it being a bit bland...
Archie Comics: I also love reading Archie Comics and started reading my mother's old collection when I was in my early one-digits. I support Jughead/Betty, Veronica/Reggie, Chuck/Nancy, Dilton/Ethel, Moose/Ethel, Mr. Weatherbee/Ms. Grundy and Archie/Cheryl Blossom. Either that or Archie can die alone for all I care...
Not A Fan Of These Couples:
Total Drama Island: JUSTIN/HEATHER, Leshawna/DJ, Harold/Beth, Noah/Many Pairings, and some yaoi.
Total Drama Revenge of the Island: Dawn/Scott (I Just Don't Get It), Anne Maria/Mike (I don't hate her; I actually prefer her over Zoey but I prefer Zoke), Lightning/Anne Maria and Staci/Anybody on TDROTI.
Ed, Edd N' Eddy: Ed/Anybody but buttered toast and gravy, Kevin/Nazz, Jimmy/Sarah (actually either of them with anybody; can't stand them) and Edd/Anybody but May or Marie (though he and Eddy make interesting slash).
Regular Show: Most slash. It's pretty apparent that Benson is a straight gumball machine. A flirty one too according to "Skips Strikes".
Archie Comics: Archie/Veronica (she's only toying with him just to compete with Betty; it's pretty sad), Jughead/Veronica, Reggie/Betty, Moose/Midge, Jughead/Ethel and all slash.
Recent Favorite Writers:
I'll Cover Angel And Collins: Her stories are so entertaining and she actually makes Courtney and Sierra somewhat likable (not an easy feat to accomplish). She also makes some really random pairings work like Scott/Eva, Chris/Courtney, Mal/Duncan and Tyler/Dawn. You're kickass, girl!
Winter_Rae: I like a lot of her crack pairings and the way that she makes them connect is as logical as the series itself. I think my favorite works by her thus far are "Lost With You" and "I'm On Your Side". Here's hoping she finds enough inspiration to finish the latter.
Sakura Blossom Storm: What can I say? This chick can write! Nothing's out of place in her work and it pulls you in. I like that her stuff flows with the canon parts of the series and she also makes some awesome oneshots (ranging from dramatic to adorable depending on what you like). She also rounded a lot of authors together for "Of Love And Fanfiction", which I find really interesting.
Double_RJ: This person has created interesting couplings and funny/realistic fanfiction that will be greatly missed now that they're in school and moving on to bigger things.
IcyJade2007: This girl is a HOOT! And she shares my NOVA and JOCK love! Bonus! I love her Total Drama Drabbles and "Ask the Total Drama Couple" series! She writes each couple and situation well without being unrealistic or biased. I admire that!
thedragon48: This dude is so funny! "Boss" here knows how to incorporate a situation into one big bag of laughs while expressing his own point of view! You rock, man!
malzi21: One of the smartest guys I've ever met on here. He explains his reasoning for certain things consisely and writes realistically. I enjoyed his rendition of B/Dawn in "Reasonable Doubt" and despite not liking Duncan as a character on the TD Series, some authors like this one write him very well and I highly recommend "Seems So Right, Feels So Wrong". This guy's brilliant. Trust me.
Rufus T. Serenity: He, like malzi21, is one of the most intelligent people I have ever conversed with on this site and his work (as well as collaborative pieces) are fantastic! I can always count on my brain cells not being destroyed by the time a conversation between us has ended. Chat him up! It'll be the smartest decision you ever make on this site!
Basically, everyone on my Favorites List is amazing and I love reading the Stories List Stuff over and over!
If you have any questions (maybe needing some reasoning for why I prefer certain couples or just to chat because you're bored) feel free to message me! Since I work third shift, my days are pretty open and I should respond to messages quicker and in greater depth.
Until then, see you around!
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