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by jabbrjays reviews
"Zoë Nightshade is ascendant. Sanctified, albeit in the pagan sense. She is legendary, in that she is the stuff of legends—Perseus Jackson and Annabeth Chase and Grover will speak of her, and every Hunter from now until the end of the world will know her name. And the platitude that people spout is a half-truth—she is in a better place."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Zoë N. - Complete
Forging the Sword
by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 7,616 - Follows: 9,211 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
by Black Friar reviews
A hostage situation involving Dick Grayson puts Wally in an impossible position. With the world watching, Wally is forced to pander to a zealot's fanaticism in order to save his best friend's life. One shot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
by heyheroics reviews
I stare at him for a long while, trying to figure it out. I mean, out of all of Wayne's cash, connections and possessions, this kid is the thing he'd give anything to keep.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Lone Centurion and the Old Man
by Fawe reviews
Rory should have gone mad, guarding the Pandorica alone for 1,894 years. But if he had had someone to keep him company, perhaps not.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Highlander - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Rory W., Methos - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep
by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
This Could Get Lonely
by Water Mage reviews
Sirius Black fell through what most know as the Veil, but some call it the Outer Gates. This is his exile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front
by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Connecting the Dots
by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers - Complete
by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
The Sea King
by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 2,468 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The Way of the Wind
by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 7,101 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
by starlingnight reviews
His name is not Cor. He has been Shasta too long to fully accept that.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Shasta/Cor, Aravis - Complete
by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 1,183 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Hetalia Shinobi Powers
by Orrunan reviews
Konoha is a Lady of War. A rouge Bloodline General and an evil Entity don't have time to learn.
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/17/2010
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
Just A Game
by Parda reviews
Methos remembers the origins of the Game - co-written with Nightsky
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Methos, Duncan - Complete
by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 481 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
by Margan reviews
A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban
by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 1,501 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yes Ron, Harry is a Veela
by Mede reviews
Harry is looking for a mate, Malfoy is threatening castration, Ron is oblivious, Hermione is taking over, and someone unexpected is coming to Hogwarts... Year five, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Double Agent
by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard
by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Marriage in Mind
by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 502 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien
by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter Agent of MI6
by Greame reviews
Universes hang like beads on a string. Some are almost-mirrors of their neighbours, while others couldn't be more dissimilar. In one, a young wizard fights a hidden war against a powerful Dark Wizard. In another, superhumans walk the streets. Sometimes things can pass between. Sometimes people are stolen. Harry Potter is one such person. Rewritten.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,549 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel
by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
End Of the Line
by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
More than Six Thousand Years in Space
by Sakiku reviews
4th in Six Thousand series, follows Six Thousand Years in a Room. A jump into the future and to the edges of immortal psyche. Crossover Hellsing Highlander
Crossover - Highlander & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Methos, Alucard - Complete
by Silver Pard reviews
Jack is a constellation of events and motifs.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Only Bastards Rise
by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 437 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 6,363 - Follows: 669 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door
by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole
by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 378 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Quiet Drink
by Fractal Dawn reviews
The Dreamlord always keeps his word.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Her Inner Hatred
by cuddlebearlove reviews
Hermione's thoughts on Trelawney after Harry tells his friends the prophecy. Oneshot set during the summer after OOtP. T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Sybill T. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 206 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal…
by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
by Spinner Dolphin reviews
What does one do, when held hostage by a favorite character from a world that only exists in a book? What if that character doesn't turn out to be as nice as one thought? Complete. A Mary Sue with a bit of psychology. Revised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,341 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
by castrovalva9 reviews
One of the Tylers' neighbours has been observing Rose, Jackie, the Ninth and Tenth Doctors, and Mickey for a while now. This is her side of the story. Contains references to various episodes through Love & Monsters. Anonymous reviews now enabled!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10429 - Favs: 16,047 - Follows: 4,939 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wolf Covers Its Tracks
by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Ten years after the end of the war, everyone thinks Fenrir Greyback is dead. Everyone except Remus Lupin, that is. When Remus follows his maker's trail to the Canadian wilderness, their confrontation reopens many old wounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady
by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/8/2002