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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910022, Profile Updated: 03-17-14
Author has written 1 story for Changeling, Steve Feasey.

BE WARNED! THIS PROFILE IS FULL OF SHIT... Enjoy!

Name: Matt

Gender: Male

Always want to find an active RP! Message us if you have one!

Imma brony, gotta problem with that??

Discord is best Villain!

Rainbow Dash is best mane 6!

Luna is best Princess!

Can't wait till Season 4!!!

Stories:

The Howling!! Dead...

Hearts can be fixed, Not with tape. LIVING WAIT PULSE JUST DIED!!

JP4: It's trying...

The Catalyst: Not Sure

I got another story forming in mind.

Music: Anything Linkin park or Good Charlotte, Eminem and Excision

Fave book: Cherub series, Steve Feasey, Girl with the dragon tattoo, Wereworld, Monster Republic, Stephen King, Matthew Reilly. The Inheritence Cycle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fDokKzcASU&feature=player_embedded

Fave movies. District 9, Jurassic Park (Series) GWTDT, Inception, Big Bad Wolf, Stephen king, Alpha & Omega

Fave games: Halo Series, COD series, Fallout 3 and NV, Need 4 speed Series.

Other stuff: Im random...

And I"M A WEREWOLF SO WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9.you get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
10.you can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
11.you get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12.you get to wear creepy maskshttp://login.fanfiction.net/account/profile.php
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17.we get to order our minons around
18.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20.sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
21.HOT BAD BABES!!
22.you get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you
23.the reason you joined

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.

-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"

-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."

Things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

10 When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know why he pulled you over. You should know stupid, you freaking pulled me over!

Stupid recall warnings:this proves how stupid people are

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 3 year olds off those bob cats.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(So shit)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genatails
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

you laugh right now because you are older than me lets see whose laughing when your 30 and I'm 28 or 29.

I took a Mental Test: So here's the results!!!

Paranoid78%50%Schizoid34%40%Schizotypal82%56%Antisocial90%46%Borderline54%45%Histrionic46%35%Narcissistic38%40%Avoidant38%48%Dependent38%44%Obsessive-Compulsive46%45%

Well that's greaty -_-

Test's here: (http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/newpd.pl)

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The Raptor and I by Arikishi.Cloud reviews
What if when the storm hit Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs were are released from their enclosures, the raptors grabbed one of Hammond's workers. What will happen to her? Read on to find out. Spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010
Relocated by Eric123 reviews
A wolf relocated to Yellowstone, meets a wolf he knows and some other wolves, meanwhile getting put on the wanted list of a another pack...you get the idea. Note: I am currently editting the previous chapters, so updates will take a while.
WolfQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010
My Heart Must Go On by Darkness Oversoul reviews
Finally forced to answer for the bad life choices Spyro made in his past, Cynder leaves him for good. As time goes on, the broken purple dragon finds himself caught up in a bigger series of events involving his own past and the decisions others had in his life. As he learns more , something just feels more and more out of place. Was it all really just a coincidence of fate?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,244 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Spyro
Night of the BloodRed Moon by Lady of chaos and tragedy reviews
College girl Corrine Braxton has another secret identity, one that involves claws, fur and fangs. By day she's the blonde philosophy major with a hot pre-med boyfriend, but her alter ego is about to discover the dark Underworld of lycans & vampyres... Lucian/OC
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,820 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Lucian
Inner Fire by Bluefire Eternal reviews
Severe AU. Eragon is a wild dragon raised by human farmers Garrow and Roran. When he finds a strange blue stone in the Spine his entire life is turned upside down. Contains EragonxSaphira.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira
High School by NFS LOVER reviews
Humphrey's in his final year of high school and it will be the biggest time of his life. But it won't be easy as he'll be beaten up, humiliated and all that, but there is something that he won't stop at.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,044 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
Garth's Story by Humphrey Loves Kate reviews
Garth. He's one of the main characters in Alpha and Omega, but his past is completely unknown. What happened to his family? Why does he, a hot-shot alpha, fall in love with a shy, somewhat seclusive omega? How did he become the wolf we see in Alpha and Omega? Loaded with romance, adventure, hurt and comfort, Garth's Story shows what really happened in this wolf's interesting life.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garth - Complete
Inner Wolf by The Winter Wizard reviews
While on a misadventure the Spine, nine-year-old Eragon gets bitten by the last, dying Werewolf of Alagaesia. He manages to keep this a secret from everyone at home. But how will this change when Saphira hatches for him and he joins the Varden?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,170 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Eragon S., Arya
Roadkill by xXSaberXx reviews
A genetically spliced human-dog Courier from Vault 63 tries her best not to die. M for swearin' and sexin' and drinkin'.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
Her Love, His Love by Me and Gaara 4ever reviews
A girl finds herself stranded on an island and she helps a raptor out. This meeting was quite strange, but what becomes even stranger is that they fall in love. What will happen when others what to rip them apart? Will they fight back or fall? R&R!
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Omega and Alpha by Commentaholic - Alpha 02 reviews
When Autumn comes to Jasper Park, Kate and her fellow Omegas get restless. When they get into trouble, they make a new friend, Humphrey, the son of the Pack leader. Join them on their adventure when Humans intervene in the affairs of wolves. KatexHumph
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Humphrey, Kate
Top Gear: Isla Sorna Speical by InGenworker reviews
In this new Top Gear Special, Jeremy, James and Richard are dropped onto Isla Sorna. Their challenge is to successfully make their way from one end of the Island to the other, and not get eaten in the proccess! Hiatus.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011
Time's End by Shooeyshushu reviews
After discovering a spell that allowed Eragon to travel through time, he runs into NCIS. They discover that though they are competent in what they do, together, they're unstoppable. Or are they? Updated weekly when possible.
Crossover - NCIS & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009
Fallout: The Southern Wars by ZAP IS ZAK reviews
Years after the Capital Wasteland conflicts, the battle between the Enclave, the Brotherhood of Steel, and the newly emerging NCR still rages in the Southern are of the US.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010
Hedwig's Story by mochaswirl reviews
We all know Harry's story right? but what about faithful Hedwig? This is a story showing her thoughts, from when Hagrid picked her for Harry and so forth! Hedwigs POV, spoilers may come later on. Rated T for mild language and and stuff that could happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Hedwig
The Hope of Humanity: Lost in the Wastes by Taco Dinero reviews
After the Battle of Installation 00, Master Chief & Cortana do get teleported back to Earth. However, the planet they come back to is not the same one they left. Halo 3/Fallout 3 Crossover
Crossover - Fallout & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
Halo: NCIS by general MB reviews
To rescue a Spartan lost in time, the Master Chief and Blue team must go on their wildest mission yet: back in time to the 21st century. But things get complicated as they draw the attention of a certain team from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
Crossover - Halo & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,175 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Linda-058, Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Catalyst reviews
Don't worry about the title. It was just the song I was listening to when I wrote this. Nothing special, But my best story yet! Read & Review please!
Changeling, Steve Feasey - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012
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