SheWhoDancesByLightoftheMoon
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910299, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hello fellow Narutards and Potterheads alike :)

Name: Just call me...Apple

Age:16

Gender: Female (with a metaphorical penis)

Species: Muggle infatuated with magic with a dash of Ninja

Sexual Orientation: Pan-Sexual


Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Get Sorted Now!


Pairings:

Naruto: NaruGaa, SasuNaru, SasuSaku (top three)

Deathnote: L/Light (before he goes bat-shit crazy)

Harry Potter: Drarry (*Drool*) Romione, Ronks...? Toemus? Ah, you know what I mean.

Mangas:

Naruto

DeathNote

Kirushitsuji (Black Butler)

Books:

Harry Potter

Hunger Games

Fun Quotes and Stuff...;

Vibrating pants! "oh no Sasuke..."

"dattebayo!"

"Toes,Toes!"

"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like the do on the discovery channel!"

"Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket"

"Gaara? I thought you were dead?" "It got better..."

"I want to have sex!" "NO! We're at work, Sakura!" "But you're soo hard!" "That...Is totally beside the point!!"

I hate you in that "Cut off your head with a toothbrush" kinda way

"Everyone's dead and our to blame! What would your mother say? That's right, feel bad!"

(Not Mine! This is a disclaimer for the next quote I am going to say! Look up "Make It Good" if you wanna read it!)

"Sasuke Dolls! They smirk, piss, bitch, and whine! Call in the next five minutes and you can win won that can say 'Fuck You!'"

MUPASHDADA!

"So, *NAME, when is your mum expecting you home?"

"Poop."

(*True Story.*)

"Did you know that every time you kill a dolphin...you kill a dolphin."

"Wow, that is some deep stuff..."


You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

...Has anyone else noticed that more than 50 of fanfiction writers are female? If you think that's weird, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think thats NOT weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile


The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get yelled at for an hour and a half?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

To the people who live in America at this time and are happy: WAKE THE HELL UP!

I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST want to screw with your head and cast spells on you.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm PANSEXUAL so I MUST be attracted to everyone I see.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be impossible to get along with.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them.
BEST FRIENDS: stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

FRIENDS: helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: will help you find your way when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: will be the one messing with your compass, steal your map and give you bad directions.

FRIENDS: will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you go away without them.

FRIENDS: will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS: let you make an idiot of yourself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you in the cell and say, "Damn...We Fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shitttt!


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

This post is very special to me because I lost my dad when I was 8 years old in a horrible motorcycle accident. The last time I talked to him was 8 years ago and It was a submissive goodbye and I love you. So Please, Please Post It.


6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!


R&R! Please :)

...I feel like tacos..


I am half way done with the 100 Drabble Challange!! It is Drarry :D

I am a new writer to the Harry Potter series, and I actually haven't finished all the books yet. (almost done with Deathly Hallows now!) So, I hope by now I've gotten more things correct than in the beginning, if I mess up, let me know nicely please :)

Please don't judge me on my horrible (SasuSaku) writing below; it's crap and I promise I've gotten better...least I hope I have. Drabbles are one of my favorite styles, so I shall try to do it justice. If you wish, drop me a prompt in a Private Message, this can be a word or short phrase like "Fire" or "Let it Snow." Wish me luck!

Tumblr: http://shewhodances88.tumblr.com/

DA: http://sasusakufan88.deviantart.com/

One last thing I'd like to touch base on real quick.

No flaming please. If you hate it that much, just leave me alone.

I will not listen to a critique if you don't have an account/ anon and I can't respond. Why should I be bothered to satisfy you if you can't even take the time to make an account, or if you're too much of a coward to accept the repercussions.

I love comments and Prompts. I've said this, surely, 150 times by now, but I will accept ANY prompt. Picture, word(s), other fics, an object, weather, certain feeling or emotion, a song, a person. ANYTHING. But I will need your help if I have any hopes in finishing this in 6 months.

Thank you, you may go back to doing as you please :)

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A Truth Not To Be Revealed by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "No, you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're hated by the village, untrusted and guarded. The council is still debating whether they should keep you, kill you or banish you. I'm one of the most trusted kunoichi of this village, a medic nin, and they would not stand the mere thought of me being with you. They will kill you if ever we do this, Sasuke."
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a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o79: Today, I went on my first date with my longtime crush. When I kissed his cheek, my face tingled. I thought it was from giddiness. Instead, it was me having an allergic reaction to his cologne. My face now looks like a baboon's behind. FML.
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Dressing Rooms by foreversnow reviews
DRABBLE collection. 13: She sat beside him, so close she could feel the heat radiating off of his sweaty skin, the sound of music thumping in the background... —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,640 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Sensuality by reviee reviews
100 smut stories. for LJ's 100lover community. SMUT TWENTY-TWO: AU. SasuSaku. Because it's her job, Sakura will do whatever he pleases.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drabbles, HarryDraco Style by Kalira69 reviews
A - fairly random - collection of Draco/Harry drabbles. Here be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 484 - Words: 140,037 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ours is a Roller Coaster Love by 11oyd reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots of Draco/Harry. Thirty day challenge. When Draco kisses him for the first time, he decides that Harry James Potter tastes of summer.
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Falling In Catastrophe by K and Jazz reviews
Karin can't have children, so she hires a surrogate mother. Whose that surrogate mother? None other than Sakura Haruno. Wait, what, Karin doesn't believe in artificial insemination, so she wants Sakura to have sex with her fiancé Sasuke Uchiha. …Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just give me the pink slip! by xocrisscrossxo reviews
Sasuke is the new VP for Uchiha Corp. Sakura is the best lawyer and works for Uchiha Corp. The catch? They were engaged and Sakura left Sasuke standing at the alter. This office is gonna get a little tense!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,687 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Seductive Illusion by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both put under a genjutsu that's too good to be true. Who ever knew a jutsu that involved sex could bring two people together? But when Naruto finds out and feelings aren't forgotten, things get tricky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Without You by tiffy-kun823 reviews
They married. They had babies. They loved. They hated. They will always be unhappy without each other. Any Sasu/Saku fan will enjoy this
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Potter, if I were dating you by Draco's Felix reviews
If you asked Harry how he got into Malfoy Manor, he couldn't tell you. If you asked him why he was currently under Draco's bed, he wouldn't know. Because apparently, sudden memory loss is a side effect of shock, and Harry is very shocked to find a piece of parchment entitled 'Dear Potter, if I were dating you' under Draco's bed, clearly in Malfoy's handwriting. Abandoned - sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,453 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Broken Bridges and Bandages by Shira Lansys reviews
Because sometimes it takes two people from different sides of the divide to heal old wounds. My third 100-drabble set of 100-word drabbles, this time to the tune of Scorp/Al. Rated M for some chapters. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Autumn Leaves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In The Town Of Tokyo by DuckyNinja reviews
It was just supposed to be a one-night stand but who knew it would only take them seven days to become engaged. "You need a woman in your life Sasuke." "I do have one." Sakura's face was marred with shock, "You do? who is it?" he returned her gaze, "You."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,785 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Unfaithful by Naachan'sredhead reviews
Gaara knows that there is no way that Sakura would be unfaithful... is there? Sasuke is back in town. Now its time to decide if that's good or bad. yaoi. SakuSasu. anti-GaaSaku no crack . NaruGaa. MPREG. RAPE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Beyond His Control by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Lawyer Sakura has always been a risk taker. A highprofile case has landed her in danger and the one man standing between her and death is the one man she can't get off her mind... Full summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Love You Sensei by EtherionGirl reviews
Sakura is just a normal high school student, but what happens when she is in a relationship with her hot teacher? And what's worse is that...he's MARRIED?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,137 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inconcessus by Strings of a Puppet reviews
She's blinded by love. He's blinded by lust. l Anthology l 'The worst part of you is me.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Supper Snuggles by DrarryObsessions reviews
Drarry One-shot. A preview in to the Potter household. Harry arrives home to see his family after a hard day at work. Fluff warning. Hint to slash but none included. OOC Draco. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling in Drarry by Shira Lansys reviews
Because writing drabbles is an addictive passtime. 100 drabbles, each exactly 100 words in length, all focusing on Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Warning: will contain SLASH. Rated for some drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A New World With Him by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Draco has a crush on Harry, and Harry knows and finally asks him out. For the most part every approves, but Harry and Draco have there own adventures to go on. DM/HP BZ/RW HG/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Their World in that Chair by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
That ash-y grey love seat held so many memories. Memories of tears, love, joy and anguish. And as Harry and Draco open the letter that will change their lives, their family, it holds another thing. Tears. Themed after The Chair by ile-o, drawing. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Aphrodisiac: At his limits by ProdigyUchiha reviews
Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Too by AppleL0V3R reviews
Collection. 2. Are You Serious - Then Smirk: It was moments like these he realized that he'd paved his own road to hell. And he hadn't even done it with good intentions. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stained Parchment by sceptic.idiot reviews
A collection of letters written by Harry, addressed to Draco spanning the first six years after his death. Established relationship. Rated M for masochism, obsessions, slash; besides other things. Warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Courtship of Tigers by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. It began because Draco happened to notice the way that the collar of Potter's robe encircled his neck when he bent down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Hours by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Gentlemen by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship. One-shot, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Control by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. There's only one person who can steal control from Harry. Literally. MATURE AND EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. DETAILED WARNINGS INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grovel and Gratulations by Acherona reviews
This was not how Harry wanted to end his birthday, he had hoped for lazy loving sex and maybe even some cuddling. Not having to grovel to a boyfriend who could hold a grudge like no one else. Drarry drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wake Up, The Sun Is Rising Without You by sceptic.idiot reviews
Harry thinks he knows what he must do, what is expected of him. But living in denial is not easy. Draco shows him that there is, indeed, something other to life that doing what he must. A sort of hybrid of a PWP/One-shot. Slash, smut, strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Somebody's Harry by Head Shotted reviews
A young man meets an elderly Draco on an airplane. Draco reminisces about his lover, Harry, and the life they shared. Told from an OC's point of view, but it only focuses on Harry and Draco. Non!magic AU. K for boyxboy kisses. Warning, its a tear-jerker!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Belong With Me by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry and Draco meet every night at 6:00. Harry has a clingy boyfriend and Draco is hiding some serious feelings from him. In one night, it all comes to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Story of Fifth Hour by August Solstice reviews
Sakura's shoulder was tingling from where Sasuke had touched it. But now her mind was getting back on track. "That's what I'm talking about." Sakura exclaimed. "What you were just doing, your a distraction to me." "Is that a bad thing?" He asked smirking. Mild Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drarry Christmas Drabble by LynstHolin reviews
100 words of Christmas fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fleeting Moments by Asha3 reviews
Living. Deceiving. Believing. Denying. Pretending. Forgiving. Loving. Smiling. Crying. Touching. Kissing. Those things make everything they are in the past, the present, and the future. /SasuSaku drabble anthology/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love For Me? by KuroiNamidaForever reviews
Sakura has been in a loveless marriage for 5 years. Can she get the love she needs so desperately? SasuSaku READ AND REVIEW! Lemons later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,749 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Kitty by LynstHolin reviews
SECOND, HOTTER CHAPTER ADDED Harry Potter likes to flirt when he goes clubbing, and his boyfriend Draco Malfoy has to do something about it. Cat-boy Harry! SEXY DRARRY Short and light
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our New Life Begins by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "How are your eyes? Do they still hurt?" Sasuke could not help but to bring up a hand to brush just under his left socket. A deep sigh left his mouth. "...They're better." Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Androgyny by Praevarus reviews
Draco wears a dress. Harry approves. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh, Bloody Hell, Draco by sunxsleepsx reviews
Smutty little Drarry oneshot. M FOR CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Touchstone by faithwood reviews
Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Secret Love by Spazz-Sama reviews
Sasuke narrowed his eyes,"If I was to kiss you right now what would you do?" Expression arrested Sakura said,"Scream again?" she said in a questioning tone. "You aren't certain?" He pulled her closer. And the wonder why teacher student love is a secret...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hate That I Love You by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
With Naruto and Hinata getting married in a week, can Sakura and Sasuke manage to survive without giving into temptation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,094 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silent Seduction by SilverSummers reviews
Draco and Harry Succumb to desire
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ipod Drabbles by xoravenoxeap reviews
Ten short drabbles written while my ipod was on shuffle. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprises Inside by Animefun17 reviews
He's married with no children. She's single with a 6 year old wanting answers. He's keeping his head in his business. She's crying every night alone wanting love. 6 year old runs away. What happens when they reunite after 7 years searching for their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dirty Boy by sunxsleepsx reviews
Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Old by Dragenruler reviews
Nothing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Snow Storm by Shira Lansys reviews
Draco and Harry are on an auror mission in the Himalayas when a snow storm strikes. What's Harry supposed to do when Draco gets hypothermia? And what's Draco supposed to do when Harry starts doing inappropriate things in his sleep? Drarry Slash, Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pink Tomatoes by gensoryuu reviews
Tomatoes are such a dangerous fruit... Sasusaku drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The First by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Now, do tell why Uzumaki called to announce this engagement of yours."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Dirty Discoveries by Ardent Ly reviews
Sakura's room is just a treasure cove of delicious fun. Latest: Sasuke always figured that karma would come and bite him in the ass – if Sakura didn't do it first. No longer a one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Property: DO NOT TOUCH by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sex, lust, desire. He seduced her and now she belonged to him. Simple as that. If Sakura didn't comply.. Well, Sasuke had ways of making her beg. And when he saw her in that revealing outfit... let's just say his hormones kicked in. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Platonic Parentage by eskeflowne reviews
"Right then, how about we make a deal." Grinned Sasuke. "Oh." Inquired Sakura "If neither one of us is married, engaged or dating someone in five years time, we'll have a child together." Declared Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Business Deal by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. "Sleep with Sakura. I dare you, Sasuke." His hands roamed over her body, her breasts, lower, lower... "Even you can't win this bet, teme." Sex was a game he didn't lose at. "Challenge accepted, dobe." A horny Uchiha is a dangerous Uchiha. Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Queerly Beloved by Shira Lansys reviews
Harry should have known it would be a bad idea for Fred and George to be the ministers at his and Draco's wedding. Somehow, it didn't really click until the ceremony had started... HPDM, a small amount of fluff, and a large dosage of humour. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Case of the Cherry Blossoms by Sara's Girl reviews
If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Letters by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry and Draco exchange letters. SLASH Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crossdress for Charity by The Raven and the Fox reviews
What'll it take to get Uchiha Sasuke into a miniskirt? A good cause? Bribery? Or perhaps the admiration of a certain blond…? SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Elevator by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
AU It started with an elevator. Sakura was used to Karin bringing home strange men, but she'd never liked one like this before. sasusaku Contains minor suggestive themes and excessive eating of muffins... you have been forewarned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our Sick Love Song by OokamiWolf reviews
He touched her gently, fingers dancing over the chilled and porcelain skin of his new woman, his virgin slave. His onyx eyes stared at her face, the moon lighting it up wonderfully, it was full of contrast, beauty, and peacefulnes. Lemon. Re-written.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Accumulation of Epic Fails by halfkyuubikat reviews
-Chapter 3- "No! Team S-A-S-U-K-E. It stands for Sasuke-Army-Star-United-Kool-Entity." Sakura was about to protest to becoming a member when she didn't want it in the first place. -Drabble Fic Collection-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Have No Clue by sasusaku r0ckz reviews
Something that popped into my head. Sasuke and Sakura. Of course. Really good. Read and Review please ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Propose to Me by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku- Sasuke is accomplished at everything, or so his daughters think. But Sakura knows better. She knows of one thing in which Sasuke did not succeed in for an extremely long time; Proposing. This is the story of how Sasuke got Sakura to marry him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Texting by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
In which texting leads to Sasuke asking Sakura out, after she signs up for something on the internet. Sasusaku, NaruIno. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drabble Anthology by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Drabbles. There is a countless amount scheduled, pairings vary. Requests are welcomed !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 66,384 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Snuggling, Cuddling, and PlushieHugging by bleedforyou reviews
Today is a very humiliating day for Draco Malfoy... slash. fluff. sex. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher Affair by Vash-De-La-Trinkettes reviews
You there random student, what happens when you a add a very sexy teacher to a hormonal teen? When Sasuke and Mrs.Haruno meet and feelings spark, can they have what they truly want ... each other? LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Meant To Be by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ But right when she caught the look in his eyes, one that was far too surprisingly honest, she caught herself thinking that maybe, yes, he did mean to praise her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,910 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/14/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Does He Love You by AdventRain reviews
SasuSaku OneShot. Lemons/Smutfic. The only way Uchiha Sasuke would ever come to love Haruno Sakura, is in realizing that he too has his physical needs. Reader Discretion is Advised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seduction by Supernova Chronicles reviews
"Seduction. Seduce. Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do. 'Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't. She's been stolen from you." SasuSaku. Anti-LeeSaku. OneShot. Song-Fic. Edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wicked by seleneswan reviews
Are you naughty or nice? Be sure not to lie. Because Santa - well, he's checking that list twice. Christmas Oneshot. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
d i r t y p i c t u r e by Vampirette Knight reviews
When Sasuke get's in school suspension, there's only one thing left for Sakura to do. Click, click. Snap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lawyer, my lover by S-cherry-Blossem reviews
Sakura needed someone to represent her, sadly her parents got her the most conceited lawyer in Konoha, and now she has to stick with him. Some unexpected things come out from the defendant, will it change the case?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Song Drabbles for SasukexSakura by Nimbafuu
Each chapter is a short story inspired by a certain song. For the record, not all of these drabbles will relate exactly to the song title or lyrics or anything. They're just what I'm inspired to write after hearing the song. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,161 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not Strong Enough by nicthepunk reviews
Perhaps he should have just killed her when he had the chance. Oneshot. Lemon. Songfic. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
c o n d o m s by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Leave Me by nicthepunk reviews
In the end, sometimes you just have to say goodbye. Oneshot. Songfic. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cuddling by Zenelly reviews
Potter, stop it with your bedamned internal moral struggle and just get over here and cuddle me, damn it for Schmoop Bingo fill - Cuddling
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dribble Drabble by LadyPassionofHate reviews
A collection of little drabbles written for your enjoyment.SasuSaku Rated for language and innuendo. More drabbles will be added as I write them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
A one-shot on Sakura's life and how it mirrors her daughter's. Slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
New Shoes by little.artist reviews
The perverted man smiled. "What is it?" "..." Another eye twitch. "Hn...what's...a blowjob?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life is Average by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
oo2; Hormones sound a lot like something else. MLIA.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
We lost so much time by zoikoiroi reviews
She left me years ago"..."16 years!"..."What do you mean?"..."That boy could be your son, Sasuke".The chuunin exam won't be peaceful and boring anymore...Next generation sasusaku R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bullseye by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SasuSaku] Sasuke looks, and this is what he sees. Sakura touches, and this is what she feels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Slowly by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry's not the only one who has fallen in love with a Slytherin. Foundations!verse. Will make no sense whatsoever unless you have read Reparations/Foundations. MILD HET - Cecile/Terry and slash, HPDM. You have been warned! Summary: Foundations!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blur by Suga-plum-kitten reviews
Sakura works for Sasuke and one day she becomes trapped with him in a freezer room and the only way to keep warm is by using another persons body warmth...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A beautiful love story by Headmistressrootbeer reviews
Draco loves harry to death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Apathy by Apathetic Silence reviews
"Why does it feel good to end someone's worthless life?" She felt him smirk and moved to eye him. "Because it does." When you're obsessively in love, you'd kill anyone who gets in the way, or anything that tears you apart. AU Slight OOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cupboard Love by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is sleepy, Clive wants to talk, and grown-ups are disgusting. Just a Sunday morning. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rise and Fall by Details reviews
His voice is soft and deadly as he reaches out to brush a lock of rosette hair out of her wide eyes. There is only sensation and the traitorous thundering of her heart. SasuSaku mature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught: Sasuke's part by Lady NiXie reviews
Sakura caught Sasuke in a pretty embarrassing position. Let's see what happen when Sasuke get CAUGHT in the moment, shall we? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sasuke Diet by eskeflowne reviews
Sex with Sasuke can make you thin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
butt dial by Cupid.Esque reviews
AU. You can always count on Naruto to inspire homicidal thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Can't Stop by Wolfie-Wa1614 reviews
Sasuke's been having some very... well, dirty dreams about a certain pinkette. Of course, fate must tempt him with the very same girl but a few hours later... really, how can life be so cruel? So taunting? Why does life make it so hard to stop?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Let's eat popcorn off each others bodies by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Someone is going to lay down on the floor and close their eyes. I'm going to place two pieces of popcorn somewhere on their body. But before I put the pieces on them, I'll blind fold one of you and then you'll have to find the popcorn."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut Up by Aya8 reviews
In which Sasuke tells Sakura to shut up and Sakura gets turned on. Warning: Foul language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
kinky collection by shinkirux reviews
a collection of oneshot lemons. Themes are based on certain positions and situations. SasuxSaku. First one is foreplay, and is a bit different from the rest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
White Christmas by Terrified of Logic reviews
Just a oneshot lemon. no plot nothing. Just a little present for my reviewers. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Best Drabbles by Traell reviews
A series of drabbles based on one main theme: A ninja should always find the positive in a negative situation. Rated for some sexy but obscene situations. Sasuke/Sakura based
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Anthology of Melancholy Disasters by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Drabble Fic; .002; Haruno Sakura works as a tele-operator for Uchiha Corporation. Without realising, she answers the phone and finds herself speaking with her boss. And soon finds herself having sex in the most unlikely of places... and positions. RATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Public Library by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
To say Sakura was surprised after seeing Sasuke borrow books at the public library would be a missunderstanding, but to steal his them and read their titles was what truly made her question her ex-mates sexual oriantation. FunnySasuSaku Oneshot review plz
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Surprised by Not Your Girl 555 reviews
A lovestruck Sasuke plus him seeing Sakura pleasuring herself equals what? - LEMON : Sorry, Just had to get that out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyelashes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is my Temperature, Dr? by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
Anger flared through him, what kind of man would dare touch his property! "Sakura! Who slept with you!" "Sasuke-kun, what?" "You're all red and sweaty!" ... "sasuke-kun, I have a fever." "..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Come back home daddy, please by WastingWishes reviews
Konoha is in the middle of a war and every male is being recruited to the army. Uchiha Sasuke keeps sending his love through letters to his wife, Haruno Sakura, even in the hardest times. It's the only thing she really needs to keep on going. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reunited by Queen-Suriya reviews
6 years after Sasuke left with Orochimaru, Sakura finally sees him again, on his terms, that just happens to be her naked and tied to a bed! Lemonyness. Oneshot. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Taking Control by Oh My Kira reviews
Sakura knows just how to turn Sasuke on, but it's just a matter of time before Sasuke takes control and things really start to get heated up. SasuSaku Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yes, I want it by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
"Goddammit, you had no right!" "No right for WHAT, Sasuke-kun!" "To Leave me heartbroken!" But Of course I did not want that, She thought, all I wanted was for you to care and now it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Our Clock has not Ticked yet, has it? by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
Sure, she chocked on her own spit when he asked her if she'd go on a date with him. Okay, so What if she liked to play hide and seek at age 23? Yeah, she had frickin' pink hair. So what? I Love her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Future Daddy by nanamisakurachan reviews
SasuSaku Sasuke bitterly suffers through Father's day where everywhere, everything is taunting him for not being a dad. AND He isn't getting any from Sakura. Che, some Father's Day, but in the end, everything will work out. It always does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sugar Sugar Candy! by annabananaa reviews
Oh Sasuke! Be my Sugar Sugar Candy please? It will be fun! I promise. SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,798 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beautiful Love by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku. 50prompts\ 03: "Fish don't have feelings." he retorted, folding his arms over his chest. What a annoying argument he had gotten himself in... "They have more feelings than you!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
shades of grey by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tap Tap Revenge by Baby Lavender reviews
Mature 'I shouldn't have challenged him…' 'Who knew Tap Tap would be this fun' smirks 'Ahh… Not in Class…Sasuke' "Miss Haruno?" "Ha-ah…Hai Sensei…." "That's revenge for teasing me so much" Heavy Lemon Two-Shots
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
skype you out by dreamscapenymph reviews
"Oh, and if you failed to hear it because of Sasuke here, Naruto meant 'video sex is better than phone sex'."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
popping cherries by mystical spirits reviews
Sakura always had a thing about taking a guy's virginity. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke never knew that. SakuSasu. Reposted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
NaruGaa Neko Jutsu by Squinky Cullen reviews
Gaara tries out an unnamed jutsu and Naruto approves. Naru/Gaa Yaoi No flamers or Yaoi haters please. Warning contains OOC-ness and lemons. -- thanks for reminding me Dark Calamity of Princess. Also gaara is suppose to be OOC, its because of the jutsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Comfort For The Sick by Nimbafuu reviews
Sasuke is sick, and Sakura is there for comfort!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Touch Me by AlterEgoofyou reviews
“What did you just say?” The Uchiha asked slightly annoyed.“Touch me, Sasuke kun.” The pink haired kunoichi replied with emerald orbs filled with need. Rated M for lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sparks of Sex by LemonPrincess reviews
they have sex, that's all there is to it! they screw each other against the wall and have a great time, finger, between the boobs, everything! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Raise my Baby by VanillaMostly reviews
/sasusaku/ Day 3: So they think me and Sasuke are trying to have real babies in the girl's bathroom. My. Life. Is. Over. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
She Made It by PassionateDolls reviews
She got everything except the love of a certain Uchiha until now. Who knew a simple flash of her black thong when they were training made him react like this? ONE-SHOT. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gloves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
a pocket full of sixpence by the blanket reviews
drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 53,320 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lemon Here, Lemon There, Lemon Everywhere by Ayumi Uchiha reviews
A collection of LEMON one-shots starring Sasuke and Sakura. Chapter Two: Our World. A night filled with passion, romance, and intense sensual gratification. Their honeymoon night.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Which Sasuke's Whipped by Ayumi Uchiha reviews
In which Sasuke tries to deny him being whipped. With mentions of crazy sex positions and all-around fun. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
If Just For Tonight by XhexaniaRose reviews
An unexpected incounter leads to two old teamates reuniting only to be thrown into something beyond their control. .................SakuXSasu............Lemons...........
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sometimes Always by Neuroanatomy reviews
Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sasuke Doesn't Know About The Birds And The Bees by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sequal to "Caught" "Sasuke Uchiha wants to restore his clan and yet he doesn't know how babies are made." "Don't you just order them out of a book or something?" He grumbled irratedly as his scowl got wider. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke's at the stage where he is curious about girls, so he takes it upon himself to explore our dear Sakura's chest. But when Kakashi awakes in the middle of the night and cetches them, it seems as though he needs to have a talk with our young ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tests by Nimbafuu reviews
Naruto hates check-ups, Sakura hates putting up with the boy's impatience, and Sasuke hates examinations. Especially now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Drarry Drabble by lovemebreathless reviews
Series of Harry/Draco drabble. Full of fluff, smut, and Drarry deliciousness :D Most WILL be rated M, but some may be T. SLASH! Don't like, don't read :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Union by Rathen reviews
Sasuke and Sakura never thought a walk in the woods could lead to this... but when fate takes the wheel, anything can happen. They learn first hand, just what that means.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame It On Kakashi by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
It was all Kakashi's fault for opening his mouth and getting her into this situation with a very horny Uchiha. SasuSaku Oneshot. For Sakura's Birthday
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Raven's Kiss by fitall200 reviews
Sasuke comes to Konoha in the night to find Sakura. Still in-progress . SasuSaku. Mature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Whatever You Like by Naruto.Fruba.Lover reviews
Songfic. Sakura and Sasuke show off their moves. AU SasuSaku. Rated for...well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy? by XxXInuyasha's Little AngelxXx reviews
A SasuSaku OneShot. "Daddy?" "Hn?" "Why do you have a pole up your ass?".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
uh oh, spaghetti o's! by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Apparently, Naruto thinks it's funny to poke needle sized holes in his roommate's condoms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Theater Theatrics by Jasmin Kaiba reviews
SasuSaku Smut-fic! Sasuke takes Sakura to the cinema to see the movie based on her favorite book. But why does he have sex in mind as he does it? And what's a certain sensei's addiction got to do with it? R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paranoia by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
In which Sasuke questions the paternity of their child and Sakura must refrain from bashing her head into a wall. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
obsessed by iamuljjang reviews
Sakura has a lovechild and Sasuke is grouchy because he's not the daddy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bedtime by MinuitSoleil1313 reviews
Sasuke has to put his and Sakura's son to bed. SasuSaku, obviously. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flame by Nintai-Tenshi reviews
“ I’m attracted to your strength and confidence.” “ I want you.” Pause, “ I think I’ve wanted you since the day I returned and you slammed your fist into my face.” Lemon. Love. and friendship, what more do you want? Read and Review please. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Scenes by Insomniac Owl reviews
A Sakura-Sasuke-Karin triangle. The story of an affair, and what happens after. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be Happy Sasuke by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Yes you can. I can't hold you anymore Sasuke, but she can. I can't cuddle you when you have a bad dream anymore, but she can. She will love you to death and give you everything she has. And I know, over time, you'll be able to do the same."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
School Day Stunts by Jasmin Kaiba reviews
Pure SasuSaku AU PWP set in their high school days. Sakura is the nice, honor student girl, and Sasuke is her bad boy boyfriend that likes to do her in school during classes. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Med Student by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura had no idea that her entire future depended on Uchiha Sasuke. The question is how do you tutor someone who only stares at your chest? Oneshot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasusaku lemon by iBumbuum reviews
Just a short lemon with no plot or summary. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Teachers Pet by Rathen reviews
Follow on to WCL and BS. Sasuke is in angermanagement but guess who's teaching the class.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ThumpThumpThump by Kygolie reviews
Sakura smiled bitterly, “W-will you…” She bit her lip again, she wasn’t sure if she should ask or not so she asked something different. “How are you?” just a one-shot Warning: Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Overnight Stay by Gaara's Plaything reviews
On a mission to a rogue base, Sakura stumbles upon someone she didn't expect, who isn't the way she expected him to be either. SasuSaku. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Missed You by Nimbafuu reviews
Sakura missed Sasuke, he'd been gone for about two months on an ANBU mission with his squad. He comes home and things get a little rough, between Sakura getting emotional, and both being sensitive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lyrics That Make You Want To Love Me by CickCycleCarocel reviews
Eventually I'll just be lyrics in your songs.I'll be the one you lost and I'll be the one you think about.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Body and Soul by CickCycleCarocel reviews
“Were you waiting for me?” he asked with a smirk on his face. She nodded and bit her bottom lip shyly. Lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sinfully Good as Hot Chocolate by Arruin reviews
They may say that they hate each other and how they wish they should just drop dead, but the truth is that behind all that hate they are both a human after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incarceration by lavenderkunoichi reviews
Sasuke is Jailed, and Sakura comes to visits him. Rated M for future Prison Smut. Dedicated to twilightjunkkie. Please Review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mon Chat by AntoinetteD reviews
what happens when in his animagus form, Draco gets taken in as Harry Potters new pet? Will seeing the 'real' Harry potter change his feelings for the man? Will any of that matter once Pansy finds out? Hp/Dm. Explicit. M/M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aufenthalt für immer by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
He didn't want to feel this way, he wasn't sure about many thing now, only one thing was clear... she would come with him... and stay. Forever. dedicated to nami86's pictures
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chained by GoodLittleHuntress reviews
I'm really bad at summarys, but this is basically Sasuke's return my way... Citrus, so don't like them don't read them SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itch by Dionysos reviews
Sakura as an itch and guess who is there to help her out, Sasuke who else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Slave by SakuraUchiha09 reviews
Sakura didn't know if she wanted to thank or kill Ino because of that book. "Sakura, tonight is the night you're going to lose your sweet virginity!" Oh boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Like A Microwave Pizza by xXHaruXiaOTPXx reviews
Sasuke and Sakura meet up in the library after hours. Au. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught by TragedyDawl reviews
What happens when the Naruto characters walk in on Sasuke and Sakura's alone time. Chapter 16: " Naruto Is Dead Last"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Craved by xoLiquidVamp reviews
// SASUSAKU // When you desire for something, lust for something, crave for something, it's hard to deny what is needed from you. No matter how much you fight, you'll still cave in. Mature content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,537 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Festive Fundamentals by Sara's Girl reviews
A pointless wee ficlet about Christmas trees and shinies and bah-humbuggery. Foundations!verse, set post-chapter 12. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make Love by sexylemonface reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are in love, and lust. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. In fact there are no actual references to and naruto characters apart from me saying it's them. xP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Disappearing Windows by the Shutterbug reviews
//Drabble collection//. So well, Ino-pig-chan I shall now start to tell you the awesome way that Sasuke-kun told me that he wanted me to be his girlfriend //Sasusaku//
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detestable Logic by Sara's Girl reviews
Tired and irritable, Harry just wants to make dinner. Draco and his kitchen aren’t helping. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Condom Flavors by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naughty,Naughty Sasuke kun by lavenderkunoichi reviews
Sakura and Sasuke kinky lemon. When everyone is away Sakura get's to play...With Sasuke. Rated M for Lemon and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chocolate by Rapture-Taylore reviews
Sequel to Coffee. A smooth and creamy taste or dark and bitter? Continuing with Sakura and Sasuke's new relationship and the problems of romance, work, family and friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,380 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's punishment by Grindle the Wise reviews
Hurray! My first review story. It's a SasuSaku. Contains lemons, bondage, BDSM, Male dom, Female sub, and the like please review. Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Long Return by AnneLea reviews
Sakura is trapped when someone she does not expect comes to the rescue. What follows is twelve years of love and absence while being hunted from both within the walls of Konoha and from outside by much less direct means. SasuSaku NaruOC Lemon Pregnancy (May not continue)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,375 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Significance of Draco Malfoy by Sara's Girl reviews
Feeling like an unimportant outsider... it’s not unexpected but it still hurts. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars, right? by GangstaG169 reviews
MATURE! YAOI! Boy on boy NaruGaa....Naruto is a famous rockstar who signs with one of the biggest record companies in the world...only thing is that he must take a slave: Gaara. PLEASE READ A/N! May be OOC and IS AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
SASUSAKU Love by SpiderXMonkey reviews
SasuSaku Acrostic Poem. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversations: Green Tomatoes by Mendori-chan reviews
But you’re in your underwear. You can’t get me tomatoes in a convenience store in your underwear." SasuSaku, pure crack-ish fluff. All in dialogue
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Soft Side by xx'Gothic-Manga-Girl'xx reviews
Sasuke loves Sakura but cannot work up the courage to tell her. His perfect opportunity comes along when Sakura gets sick on a mission but can Sasuke open up his heart and finally allow himself to love? Read and find out. Sasu/Saku fluff. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Interrogation Room by Luny Ravings of THE Mad Hatter reviews
SasuSaku It is ironic that the person she's torturing in his head is herself - In which Sakura tortures Sasuke and takes advantage of him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Sakura Is Pregnant by Hana Asuki reviews
I, Uchiha Sasuke, have just received news that my wife, Har- Uchiha Sakura, is pregnant. Even though I'm on a business trip far, far away from my LOVELY wife, I bet she can hear me screaming for joy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In which there is much confusion by frigo reviews
Potter and Malfoy, Potter and Draco, Harry and Malfoy, Harry and Draco. Post-Hogwarts slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Desire by lavenderkunoichi reviews
Sleep well?" he said laughing while looking at her soaked undergarments. Sasu/Saku Story, Warning Rated M: For lemons. Working on Chapter 2! Finish! Story completed! Review Review Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ah, Young Love by PassionateSasukeXSakuraLover reviews
Sakura is the only person left on earth who hasn't bee invited to Sasuke's yearly party. What happens when Sasuke suddenly asks her to come for a little drive after school? Rated M for Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Joy by Creecree reviews
Harry wants Draco to stay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uchiha Acts: 5 Thoughts to Calm a Female by kizumichan reviews
Sasuke and Sakura, alone, bored, nothing to do. Sakura was being quite violent and Sasuke was terrified. Full Summary inside. SASUSAKU-nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conceiving With You by Surmise reviews
Marriage. In most cases it comes with the joys of pregnancy. For Sakura, it's become a goal. For Sasuke, Sakura is his only goal. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke Finding Out The Meaning Of Sex by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke!You have a boner!""That? I just need to go out and do some training."Sasuke replied." No, that means that you need sex."" What's sex?"“That's what you get for leaving the village to go on a revenge rampage then learning about sex.Lemon Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spur Of the Moment by K and Jazz reviews
Anger is usually a heat of the moment thing. So was having sex on a school desk, during school, without getting caught. What could they say? They were just following Naruto's advice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Holding Out by EA Games reviews
Sakura is injured and her lover refuses to touch her. He just doesn’t want to cause her more pain, but she’s making it very hard for him. Very, very hard. You just have no idea.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wilted by Dragenruler reviews
/SasuSaku/ "You are nothing… remember that, for you are and may never be more than the young farm girl that her father sold to pay me." She loathed him for doing this to her, making her feel what she should not have felt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Disturbance by Pink.Prism reviews
Sasuke hasn’t touch Sakura for almost a week and he’s been craving for her ever since. Cellphone calls, friends, parents. A pretending innocent Sakura torturing him. How will he deal all with all the disturbance and the torture? SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stupid by xYuriChan reviews
He was always generous to her, even after recent events. One reason Sakura had trouble loving her husband Gaara, was because she loved the man just outside the door now. Sasuke, a friend of her husband and the man she had been having an affair with.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You're Not Sorry by itsrainin9 reviews
Draco decides to leave for good. He doesn't deserve accusations of infidelity and most certainly doesn't deserve beatings. Inspired by the song You're Not Sorry by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger by lavenderkunoichi reviews
What do you get with a Dark Creature, and a willing Sakura? You get Stranger. Warning Rated M for lemons. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Gift In An Oasis by Azure Serenity reviews
She was relaxing in her oasis, thinking about what had happened, when he came out of the shadows. Neither of them would have thought that they would be spending such a loving night, but they simply couldn't stay away! -being remade-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kill Me Gently by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku She let him use her body whenever he wanted, she was his slave. Her hot mouth was pleading, and his body was demanding. She was his. "Don't you want me anymore?" he glared, "You. You're not Sakura." LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Life Goes On by purPleisAfruiT reviews
Sakura writes sasuke a poem hoping it will bring him back. R&R! I command you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Awkward Moment by iruletheworld901 reviews
Sex is great, but not when the Green Beast of Konoha catches you! Its really bad wheen you are Haruno Sakura. Used to be Called LEE! Revised,Re-Written and Edited. Lemon added! SasuSaku with some NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drunken Fist by Naachan'sredhead reviews
Gaara keeps being on the receiving end of the Drunken Fist. Haku and Sakura will not stand for this! He is way too important to Haku. YAOI. LeeGaa rape. abuse. MPREG. pro HakuGaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Gaara, Haku - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Karin's Unfortunate Timing by existence555 reviews
Karin stumbles in on something that makes her quite the unhappy kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hate It by whispered love 13 reviews
He never hesitated, he was an avenger. A man hell bent to bring justice to his family. He was the man that I alone held in my heart. And I hated him for that as well. First Lemon! R&R! SASUXSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lullaby by Demented Me reviews
//SasuSaku// She let him into her bed sometimes. When it was late and he was restless. She let him take comfort in her. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The PartTimer by Ardent Ly reviews
Playing the stealthy ninja and kindly nurse isn’t enough to satisfy any woman. Sakura needed to have a little fun, too. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drabbles by Sayia reviews
Random Drabbles about the Naruto Characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Feel Good Drag by LucidRush reviews
"Please, Sasuke I need this." Green eyes bore into his black ones, pleading. Her short pink hair pulled back, she brushed her lips against his neck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura and Sasuke's Adventure by SasukePWNSNaruto reviews
Romance and Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame It On The Bed by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seducing is much easier than Sasuke thought by SadisticHumorX reviews
This is Drink 1 of my Lemon Squeezed collection, this chapter is a SasuSaku lemon, it is about how Sasuke is trying to distract Sakura from writing her new story, will it work? DONT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curse of the cuddler by Desperate For Attention reviews
If he’s wanted someone to cuddle with he’d have dated a cat not Potter. Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decorating your heart by NoRainNoRainbow reviews
How are things going after Sasuke returned? And how is his family? A brand new Uchiha on the way : warning - lemons! Sweet lemons D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Benefits of a leaky roof by xSilentxMoonx reviews
Sakura's apartment roof starts to leak, and her apartment gets flooded. All her friends are away except one... Sasuke. I suck at summerys. contains lemons. my very first fanfic, and first lemon, so sorry if it sucks and its kinda lame... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Date by Queen of Pascalities reviews
I'm not asking you for life-long commitment, Sasuke. Just a date. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty little Secret by Bad Misery reviews
EH.... just go to my page. It explains all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Memories by Mojo-JoJo13 reviews
She’s giving birth, get me Tsunade! - sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pickup Lines by tsusami reviews
Naruto needs to practice his approach to the opposite sex.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Happy Hour by SasuSaku-Softball-Vicki reviews
Sasukes mother hears noises from sasukes room so shes goes to check it out. Whats this the door is locked. Sasuke are you masturbating. Better than the Summary. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wet Confessions by RomanticVoltaire reviews
Sasu/Saku one-shot. Sakura has a nice hot shower after a long day when someone decides to join her...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tense by dragongoddess13 reviews
Sasuke has some muscle tension, can a certain rosette haired doctor help him relieve it? limeish. sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Different by protectingyou reviews
My life wasn't always like this. I used to laugh at the dinner table with my family, or talk about boys with my friends...Before the virus, I was normal. vampire fic SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love is simply, love by Kia's Crucifix reviews
Rated M: Series of one-shots in the life of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. For mature audiences; sexual content, humor, and irony envelops. Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She's a Bad, Bad Girlfriend! by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
Sometimes, you want to know but can't... what does your Girlfriend/boyfriend do in their spare time? SASUSAKU and Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unsent Letters by Strawberry Raindrops reviews
Oneshot. SasuSaku. One night, Sasuke unexpectedly drops by Sakura's bedroom while she's still sleeping and finds that she has written letters to him that she never sent.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For Her by Snowsin reviews
After 3 years of thinking Sasuke has finally admitted he cares about his 'Family' in Konoha. He returns to find Sakura lost and the rest of the village hates him. How will he regain the trust of the village and his friends? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,617 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
it's a not so unrequited love by lavenderkunoichi reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke in a village when she's on a mission, and things get a little intense. Rated M for lemons. SakuXSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke smiled, “Seems that not only has your bust size increased, but you’re vocabulary as well?” he laughed, shaking her softly. Sakura blushed a violent red and hissed, “Seems that you have only gotten more rude, Sasuke.” He smiled, "Where art my -kun?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love, Like Jagged Glass by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
The first time Harry hit him, Draco had thought his soul would break in two. Angst, established r/l, abuse. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Masturbation by KaraDaSilva reviews
First lime. Kinky. A little tacky. Got bored. Foreplay. SasuSaku. R&R! :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Rathen reviews
It's Sakura's birthday and Rock Lee has been waiting all night just to be first. But sometimes, birthday surprises aren't just for the birthday girl. An Add-on story to Where Curiosity Leads.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First Five Times by MyUsedRomance reviews
It's not how you say it, but what you're feeling. Their friends think it takes them five times, they know it only took the first time. SasuSaku. Yes, sexual content inside. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moonlight Meeting by MustangWill reviews
Harry and Draco one shot; yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rippling Water REWRITE by kawaii cookie-chan reviews
-This is the rewritten version of Rippling Waters- The Rookie Nine and Team Gai are sent to a holiday to.. a hot spring resort! Will love blossom on this 'youthful' trip? Read and find out! Pairings- Sasusaku, NaruHina, Nejiten and Shikaino. Review please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Break Me, Put Me Back Together Again by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
Sometimes you don't realize how much you've hurt someone until you find the shattered pieces. Harry/Draco, established r/l, angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bondage by thenarutofanguy reviews
Sakura wakes up in chains, and a mysterious man from her past is getting his revenge using the only way he knows. Bondage! Warning: contains bondage, rape, coarse language and intense amounts of lime. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lifeline by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Naruto is confused, hopeless. Until he finds Gaara. He changed Naruto in a way he can't explain. But who will he trust in the end? MAJOR GaaNaru and SasuNaru, slight NaruGaa and IruKak. Rated for HARD yaoi lemon and language. Complete...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Speak To Me Therepy by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
Sakura is the only one for the job. Konaha is depending on her to fix him. The question is, is she brave enough to face the past to improve the future? Only you can find out by clicking on and reading what's inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A kiss by Nicy-chan reviews
Sasusaku one shot.sweet an short.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreams by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. “Come with me, Sakura.” His words were so soothing, his touches so intimate, his kisses so real. Or, maybe, she just wanted them to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,386 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daydreams and Nightmares by xXFrankieXx reviews
Sasuke is coming back, but he keeps having these dreams about Sakura. He spies on her and keeps imagining her seeing him. What will he do when she actually sees him? -rawrflop- Fail summary. Oneshot, lemon lime, SasuSaku. My first, so plllz be nice. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Annoying Ten by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Fic- Sakura is away on a mission and Sasuke, highly annoyed with her absence, composes a list of ten reasons why he should leave the pink haired woman. But are they really ten things he dislikes about her or ten things he loves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Orochimaru's Gift by Odat reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday, and Orochimaru has a gift for him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
His Seductress by melancholy.LOVER reviews
He can't seem to get Sakura out of his head and what he thought was only physical attraction turned out to be much deeper. She was a tease. Such a tease. And he wanted her. He wanted her naked and begging for more. LEMON INSIDE! MATURE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Snake in the Tent by Ardent Ly reviews
It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inconvenient by Kaytrina reviews
Sasuke comes to terms with puberty and all the slightly annoying things that come with it. Mature content, so consider yourself warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Perv Song by ninjafox369 reviews
Just like the beer song except more stupid and more perverted, hence the name. I can't believe i'm posting this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
In A State of Need by Kimiko-Sensei reviews
Sasuke turned around, “Look at you. Begging for sex like a whore. Is that how your mother raised you?” Sakura’s fists tightened, “Im asking you as an old teammate, and old friend, to just please help me.” Sasuke shut his eyes, “Fine." SasuxSaku. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Goodnight by adeadlyrose reviews
Her warmth faded as she threw back the cover, jolting our bed, and ran down the hall to the restroom ... oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glasses by sillyangelxo reviews
•ONESHOT• SasuSaku. …Because Sakura had to admit, guys with glasses look rather sexy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Santa's Lap by watery.tears reviews
MatureContent: Here's an extra present, Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! .. Feeling naughty anyone? 'She held his long length and leisurely began stroking it with her soft, warm tongue.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the rainbow by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. M. That night, and every night, Sasuke deconstructs her like a prism—spreads her apart with his long limbs, his thin fingertips, until she’s splayed out and open with all her colors ready for his perusal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Married by nerd-chan reviews
When you're a pink haired girl who's completely intoxicated and walking down the isle with your Sex God of a bartender, the question is not I do or I don't, the question is during the morning after, when your hand is on the oh-so-finely sculpted chest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Think Twice by Ardent Ly reviews
Uchihas don’t like to be ignored. Uchihas don’t like to be snubbed. Especially not by little pink-haired nurses. So, he decides to confront her in the one place she can’t run away – the shower.Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hypnotized by Odat reviews
Short: Simplicity is Elegance. Main: Even snakes can be hypnotized. Sasuke and Sakura. Morbidly fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Sakura by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Ewwwww! Daddy is kissing mommy!" A little male voice exclaimed. Both parents broke their lips apart, their heads simultaneously turning to look at the intruder. /Sequel to: My Life With Sasuke Uchiha/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,461 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Symbiosis by neoneon reviews
Tonight, they both want to materialize their bonds. SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What is IT! by x0love-anime0x reviews
A half-naked, pissed Sasuke is chasing a half-naked, frightened Sakura. And yet, it's not lemon or lime. What gives? One-shot, humor, slight romance SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee by Suds reviews
He moved in more than three weeks ago, but Harry still hadn’t gotten used to seeing a half-dressed Draco Malfoy rummaging through the refrigerator first thing in the morning. Oneshot. AU. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Your Arms by Emiko Ishida reviews
Sakura wakes up in Sasuke's arms, but she wasn't there when she went to bed. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Pink by dragongoddess13 reviews
Three short stories from Sasuke about Sakura's personality rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make It Good by Yaoifreak01 reviews
Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trapped with YOU by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
If dobe hadn’t kept bugging to come to Sound to rescue me with a handful of other elite ninja, I wouldn’t be in this mess right now, with her. You see, the only reason why she wants me down to my boxers is because she doesn’t want to freeze to death!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Letters From Home by dragongoddess13
letters written to anf from home during the vietnam war
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dates by MightyMightyMafia reviews
Sakura raises Sasuke's hand and tenderly presses a kiss to the inside of his palm. His eyes close as if he is in pain. The words stand unspoken, but Sasuke hears them as clear as the toll of a church bell. "I'm still in love with you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,427 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It Is Love by amightypenguin reviews
This is glory, this is magnificence, this is love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They by Odat reviews
Based on the artwork of Nami86. SasuSaku drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
First Date by Katrara reviews
sasuke and sakura finally go on a date: sasusaku no lemon though srry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Chips by MetaMirage reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had a nasty habit of heading straight for her hips. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
With You by Kimmi-boo reviews
So these past few months have been a living hell for me. I felt rage, betrayed, and a whole lot of confuion. But you know what? It doesn't matter. Because I'm right here, with you. And you're all I need to get through the day. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One Touch by Clearheart reviews
They're always close, but they never touch, and it's killing them both. One touch is all Sakura craves to set things right. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morning and Comfort by dragongoddess13 reviews
Why are you scared? i wouldn't hurt you. I love you." he said. she gasped pulling away to look him in the eye. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Juice by bunengshuo reviews
Song fic based on Love Juice by Jin Akanishi. Mature content! Sasuke, bar, Sakura. You get the idea
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What I Long For by Lumina-16 reviews
Sasuke takes Sakura on a date... but it's not just a date. They are 20 years old. please review. p.s. i'm not good at summaries
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno Sakura was failing anatomy, and all she wanted to do was study, but a certain someone else wanted to do something else, so how do both manage to compromise? Sasuke decides to teach her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Say Anything by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
All he wanted was her... why is she asking him this? SASUSAKU Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sexy New Pathways by RamenIsLove reviews
When Naruto and Sasuke were found near death, Sakura healed them, and put her in a whole new light before Sasuke. Considering his options, this new pathway could be the best thing he'd ever wanted. Lemon one-shot. SasuSaku *is bad at summaries*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Tomatoes by Masayo reviews
“Sakura….I’m dirty, let me go take a shower,” Sakura looked up at him with a wicked gleam in her eyes. "Oh you're not dirty enough," Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let me finish! by StopGo reviews
His desire to finish was overwhelming. But a Certain blonde kept interupting. Staring into her eyes she let out a small giggle. What was so funny about being being sexually frustrated? SasuSaku Rated M Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mitara Wakaru Desho? Isn't it Obvious? by Astrocam reviews
Why would anyone take me to prom? I'm sick, and bald, and ugly. What guy in their right mind would..."Sakura, I'm taking you to prom." "Why?" "Isn't it Obvious?" //Sasu&Saku, three-shot//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sakura Sensei: Sidetracked! by kallmered reviews
Sakura is sensei to her team of three genin, and she sneaks away to relax alone. Shes followed and caught by Sasuke, who shocks her by showing her a thing or two about learning...lemons Saku/Sasu...third and final chapter up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life With Sasuke Uchiha by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Have you ever wondered how it is to live with the Uchiha prodigy? It's crazy really. How would i know? Well... My name is Haruno Sakura. I am Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend... And I just recently moved in with him. /Sequel to: Go Ahead Kill Me/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
still the one by extraordinaire reviews
Sequel to be the one. And with a conversation involving The Unmentionable Times, Shania Twain, and the value of a certain pair of favorite jeans that always have surprises in them, they were sure it was love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
3 Light and 4 Dark by SDJ reviews
So this is a graphic lemon. It's from a 100 theme challenge. NaruHina Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Way We Are by Stella Bomb reviews
While Sasuke was away, Sakura became a chain-smoking, workaholic with a taste for alcohol. When she and Sasuke meet, rather than look for love, Sakura has something else in mind. Prequel to The Beautiful Struggle. AU, SasuSaku, lemon. A little dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Shower by Dark Shining Light reviews
one-shot. Before she could realize what was happening, she was tossed on her bed with Sasuke kissing her cheek. “I thought you would have realized already.”She snorted. “What, that you’re horny?” Sequel to ‘Midnight Bath’.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ice Cold & Red Hot by dino girl reviews
Sasuke's Pride? Shot down. Sasuke's Ego? Deflated. Sasuke's Masculinity? Punched in the gut. Sakura's Temper? Sky high. Something has Sasuke in an ice cold mood and Sakura in a red hot temper. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hands by XxsTrInGz N' kEyZxX reviews
Her hand will always be my favorite hand to hold. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taste by Vanya Starwind reviews
Recipe for smut: sasusaku plus cookie batter plus lemon equals smut. XD Reviews are appreciated. Rated M. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A grey hair by Delione reviews
A way for Uchiha Sakura to wake Uchiha Sasuke up...and to see his reactions of being old.... Sasusaku story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oranges by Prism0467 reviews
Naruto opened the door to his small apartment, only to be hit with a very familiar scent. One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight by uchiha.s reviews
Once upon a time, two warriors, Midnight Fan and Floating Blossom, were deeply in love. Tragedy tore them apart, and now a mission with three other warriors brings them together. The only problem is, Midnight Fan doesn't remember her. SasuSaku NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cleaning by Layyli reviews
After finding Risqué lingerie here and handcuffs and whips there, she really wondered what her daughter did behind closed doors with a man. But then again maybe it was best if she didn't know. Sakure&Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Best Birthday Presant by ClareTurner reviews
This is written the day of his birthday July 23rd, 2008. It is a dedication for his birthday. SasuSaku; Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unspoken Love by BrokenAngel714 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura finally together...But can it last? Sakura now in the Sound with Sasuke wonders if being with Sasuke is worth feeling unloved. But is she really? SasuxSaku lemons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Birthday Boy by Twinnet reviews
She bent down towards the bottom cabinets. 'Nice ass.' I mentally slapped myself. 'What did I just say' SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
shooting across a starless sky by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because she was tired of waiting and he was tired of pretending he didn't care.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the Curtain by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
If she can't sleep, then he would just have to suffer with her. Whether he liked it or not. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Library Escapades by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Harry/Draco. Harry is trying to do his homework, and Draco stumbles across a spellbook...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fear Not for the Future, Weep Not for the Past by faithwood reviews
Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Topping Draco by faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard by faithwood reviews
Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Countdown by Luny Ravings of THE Mad Hatter reviews
“She’s mine” he snarled. “Mine.” One Shot SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Magnetism by bacatlover reviews
Oneshot. SasuSaku. Lemon. She never thought he'd be the one drawn to her, so unlike her childhood. But on this night, he needs her just as much as she's ever wanted him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Make Love: The Wonders of Wanking by Edlama reviews
Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Spinning by Neon Rouge reviews
Sasuke saw what she was going to do long before she kissed him - SasuSaku, supposedly crack, fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
6:00 AM by AmyJean.77 reviews
Drarry drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Faltering Love by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku She was banished from her homeland and.. he just so happened to be her savior. Sakura would always be the first and last person to capture his heart... 'hime.. may I touch you' ONESHOT! LEMON AHEAD! DARK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wedding Disasters! by Kaku-chan reviews
Sasuke-kun?" "MWAHT?" "I'M GOING INTO LABOR DUMBASS-FART!" What happens when you add a SasuSaku wedding, a bitchy whore, a batman obsessing Sasuke, and a Pregnant Sakura? A CRAZY STORY! Major SasuSaku, InoShika, NaruHina, NejiTen, Warning for language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I'm Already There by blondekunoichi reviews
Set in Present Day Inspired by the song "I'm Already There" by Lonestar. Sasuke is a soldier, but he is also a man. He misses his wife and children. And he cannot wait to hold them again. A tribute to the soldiers over seas; hope they come home soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lunatic's Lullaby by aru-monster reviews
Amidst the waves of antidepressants and nightmares, through the bondage of a straight jacket to his body, there still was her. Rated M for violent imagery,innuendo and language. sasusaku, naruhina, onesided narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Till Midnight Strikes by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
ONESHOT! After the grueling battle of Konoha vs. Sound, Sakura Haruno wants to see the man they rescued/captured from the war, Sasuke Uchiha. Will the man betray or open up to this young woman's heart? YOU'LL HAVE TO READ TO SEE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Date Night by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasuke/Sakura - Sequel to Movie Night - On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lie by nhannah reviews
ONESHOT. When he kissed her, she would kiss him back. When he touched her, just so, she would moan. It was a lie, though, and they both knew it. SasuxSaku Implied SasuxNaru and NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Writer's Block by D.C. Filbert reviews
Sasuke's out on a mission. Sakura's terribly bored waiting for his return. She must find something to keep her occupied. Something. SasuSaku. Slight Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Romance Straziante by AC-say reviews
SasuSaku I take you, Haruno Sakura, to be my laful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do us part. “What’s the vow for?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break the Rules by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
Sometimes Team 7 wondered if Sasuke would die a virgin.....guess not. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I Turn You On? by Pinboo reviews
Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quick Kiss by SASUSAKUislove reviews
SasuSaku one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whats the Rush by Truth-of-a-Thousand-Lies reviews
SasuSaku.. Doesn't every boy deserve a chance to get laid... Contains explict scenes...rated M for a reason. Major OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee by Rapture-Taylore reviews
Coffee. That bitter, addicting drink. This is based around Sakura's regular meeting in a coffee shop with her friend. Things move on from there. rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Sarcasm by mctwisps reviews
I was in a comedic mood. A simple drabble. Crack-fic. It's basically role-playing i guess... anyways. R&R! it's comedic randomness with sarcasm! sasusaku-sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Club by Broken-Hearts-of-Angels reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten are all single, Ino decides to go to a club. SasuSaku The whole thing is basically a lemon. XD oneshot rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sasuke's Dirty Little Secret by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. A story in which Kakashi tells Sakura something about her boyfriend Sasuke that involves orange, a perverted white-haired man, and something that Sakura absolutely detests. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Money Can't Buy by Cherry Blossom Uchiha reviews
“What do you want for your birthday?” She smiled sadly and looked out the window to see all of Tokyo once again. “Something money can’t buy.” Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss for Bliss by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
..."How about a kiss for bliss?"...."Aa." He smirked....She knew what that meant. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fatal Existence by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku Even an avenger can learn to love.. but now its too late. LEMON! ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lover by Cupid Lestrange reviews
-SasuSaku- "I've missed you... and now I'm here to seduce you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Repopulation by mctwisps reviews
Sasuke's being interrogated as part of the ANBU exame. But what he didn't no, is part of the mental torture was to be educated about the opposite sex! Maybe repopulating his clan, wouldn't be so bad after all... R&R! SASUSAKU CRACKFIC! or my attempt again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
600 Seconds by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
When shinobi touch, they are not military, they are not machines, they are not defense. No discipline. A carnal yearning for escape. :SasuSaku:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Hate You Not by Cupid Lestrange reviews
-SasuSaku- Love is not a noun that should be defined, rather a verb that should be acted upon. "I hate the way I don’t hate you… not even close. No, not at all."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Test Of Patience by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. A horny Uchiha is not a patient Uchiha. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yes, Very Possessive by KuroiNamidaForever reviews
SEQUEL TO POSSESSIVE MUCH? It has been a few months since Sasuke ans Sakura have started dating and Sakura gets annoyed with Sasuke's possessive-ness. WARNING:LEMON-VERY MATURE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Apple stem by miyouimi reviews
“Sakura! Do the letter game with the apple!” “Twist the stem of the apple and after you twist it around once it’s A, then B, then C…etc. And the letter that it brakes off at, that’s the first letter of the name of your future husband!” Implied SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Pregnancy and Death by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Symbiotic by diabolicalrat reviews
SasuSaku. They help each other in the only way they can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hold the powder by UnluckyAmulet reviews
-SasuSaku- Sasuke didn't like to admit it. But Sakura was cute when she was cold. Extra chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Only Thing I Share Is Chocolate by kasiastania reviews
Draco Malfoy does not cuddle and most certainly does NOT do Valentine's Day, especially not with Harry Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letter by Erendhyl reviews
Sakura explores the Uchiha Compound one day three years after Sasuke left. In one of the rooms she finds a letter. It's addressed to her. From Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Movie Night by MightyMightyMafia reviews
-EDITED- Backlit by the porch light, the fine shape of Sakura's body stood out in sharp relief to the rest of the dark neighborhood. His eyes briefly traced her contours. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding The Right Words To Say by MightyMightyMafia reviews
-EDITED- Hadn't you always wanted to depart from this meaningless tradition of expressionless faces anyway? The New Flavor: Angsty-Fluff. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
INM: Instant Naruto Messaging by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
Yea...title tells the whole thing-a-majig....Konaha's ninjas are just like us....texting and stuff.....many strange things can happen over IMing... check it out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008
A Piece of Fourteen Letters by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot: She made him promise to write to her... And he did.. month after month.. She wrote back.. But when he stopped.. Week after week.. she still continued...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something I Can Do by kurzon reviews
Follows manga chap 384, focusing on Sakura's story in the aftermath of the Uchiha brothers' fight. Primarily Sakura action and character development, revolves around Team 7, with SasuSaku and minor NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Sin by Katria Bloom reviews
H/D Draco could feel Potter’s gaze on him as he poured entirely too much milk and sugar into his coffee, stirring slowly as he looked over the business section of the Daily Prophet in his usual corner of the Leaky Cauldron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Looking by Odat reviews
Who are you looking for? The voice came from right behind her, his breath tickling her ear and sending shivers down her spine. Short sweet SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killing Lonliness by Methodsofsuicide reviews
A oneshot containing Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Kiss Myths by Pinboo reviews
12 different short drabbles about kiss. Oneshot. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The new technique by SeeingIsMoreThanBelieving reviews
Ryuu can't forget that one night! And Sasuke and Sakura haven't gotten any alone time in so long! Whats this? The word babysitter is floating in their minds! But what happens when Ryuu trys to do his new 'technique' on said babysitters kid? SEQUEL!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love is Wrestling? by SeeingIsMoreThanBelieving reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are married. They have a four year old boy. What happens when one night said boy walks into his parents room and finds them doing the naughty? What will Sakura and Sasuke say to him? SasuSaku oneshot. Lemon! You've been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Xmas by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
The “x” truly served its purpose as it was not the most innocent of clothes or Christmas’s for that matter... /SasuSaku/ CRACK-ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snakes and Sexy by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Movie Night by OrigamiGirl reviews
Sasuke/Sakura - Movie night has become a tradition for team 7. - Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dominance by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
Team 7 goes to Sakura’s house for dinner. However, Naruto and Kakashi have to leave early for a mission. /SasuSaku/ Rated Strong T for innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Irresponsibility by dontcountonit reviews
Responsibilty is big thing especially if you're a man that has to do all the dirty work...right Sasuke?: Rated T for language ENOJY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invitation by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Handcuffs and Kunoichi by Crimsomblade reviews
They dragged him to the head of the bed and quikly secured his hands to the head board.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Strawberry Bubbles by Inuyasha4eva reviews
After a hard day of training, Sasuke goes over to Sakura's for a well needed bubble bath. What more can be said? OneShot. Slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Attracted To Sexy Lips by mandahh reviews
[Sasusaku] “My, what fugly hair you’ve got. Did you purposely make it look like a chicken’s ass?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Iris by SDJ reviews
A visitor appeared in the night. She loves him, and he wants her. But she's the only one he wants to see him. And he's the only one she can't leave alone. Better then it sounds
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Bath by Dark Shining Light reviews
oneshot. “What—what are you doing here Sasuke?” Sakura inquired her face bright red. “What does it look like? I’m keeping a watch on you.” “NOT WHILE I’M NAKED!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Steamy Soak by Crimsomblade reviews
After returning from a long mission Sasuke and Sakura decide to take a relaxing soak at the village's hot springs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Babies? by Itoe-chan reviews
Daddy, where do babies come from? Oneshot. SxS R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Outing by purple pussy cat reviews
Harry and Draco go out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr McDreamy by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contradictory by Odat reviews
It was a long day. SasuSaku crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anniversary Alert by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch22 by Grisu reviews
Uchiha Itachi is not happy with his new job... And neither is anyone else... slightly crackish AfterWar fic, following manga chapter 369 SasuSaku, ItaHana, others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Rumor Has It by kattylin reviews
Dirty rumors have been going on and Uchiha Sasuke IS NOT happy about it [chap1: UCHIHA SAKURA'S MISCARRIAGE CAUSED BY AMITATSU KENJI OF THE HIDDEN RAIN VILLAGE] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Excessive by Krickitat reviews
Its been so long since i've touched you everywhere, since i kissed every inch of your skin. Stay with me tonight and remind me why i love you so much, let me feel your hands in my hair and the warmth of your mouth on mine. I want to feel you Sakura S.US.H
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dance With Me by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Nightclubs are not the best place to attract unwanted attention, especially in Sakura's case. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Or Truth by Kawaii-Sak-Bloom reviews
WAHH TEME AND SAKURA CHAN HAS GONE TO MAKE BABIES! Watch as Team 7 plays a game of Truth Or Truth, also known as 10 or 20 Questions![sasuxsaku] [CRACKISH][Swearing]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
LOVE wins over FEAR by 18mne reviews
What will happened when Sakura has to share a bed with Sasuke. Will they tell each other their feelings? Will they have their happy ending? Lemons and a bit of mature themes. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wanting by annabananaa reviews
The urgency in wanting to touch her rushed through me. I wanted to touch her. I wanted to feel her body against mine. It was too late. I was already fixated on her, I needed to have her with me. I needed to feel her, I needed to kill her. [Descriptive Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,126 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sick Day by Slyvia reviews
Sakura has to take care of her five sick teamates....that would suck! Sasusaku! Read and REVIEW! Just a little oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cure For The Itch by ProfessionallyCrazedTrigunFan reviews
Sasuke, the chicken pox, and Sakura's tomato soup. SasuSaku fluffiness. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like a Drug by ScreamxforxmexBaby
Sakura’s ideals on masochism and her life. Slight SasSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Anatomy of the Male Ego by dontcountonit reviews
The male ego is a delicate thing...HANDLE WITH CARE! Sasuke may look tough, but everyone has a weakness, and his ego can be pryed with in one way...meddle with his dear blossom. ENJOY! Rated for language. DONT FORGET TO LEAVE A REVIEW! THANKS! ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Color of Love by MistressBlu reviews
Draco is convinced that green is the color of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The swinging of Seduction by WolfOfFlames reviews
SasuSaku Seduction, lust, moans, groans, ecstacy, and pleasure. What more could you ask for in a lemon? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Unexpected by ahzheejhei reviews
[semi AU] “What the hell are you waiting for, Uchiha? I failed my mission, and you rubbed that fact in my face already, so kill me now…! Won’t that make you happy? Make you feel content, seeing my blood prettify that outfit of yours?” [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Sweet Little Angel by onyx eyed kitten reviews
She was so innocent, how could he not want to corrupt her? She looked so beautiful as she lay beneath him, moaning as he thrust into her. SasuSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Deskwork by watery.tears reviews
MatureContent: Have you ever had sex on an office desk? 'The vibration from their sexual intercourse was too powerful to handle, the objects and possessions on his desk began to shake and give way.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hot Nights by LoveYumi reviews
This summer's night is unbearably hot, and sharing a tent might just make things hotter! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomato Soup Hoax by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Sakura wants to make him soup for dinner, and it's his favorite tomato soup. She knows how he adores Tomatoes but when Sasuke is looking for love making on his birthday and Sakura accidentally spills it on him what is the result
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stalking Sasukekun by Goatis reviews
What happens when Ino spies Sakura climbing into bed with Sasuke? And why does it sound like their doing something so dirty...intimated SaiInoNaru and SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bath Time by randomteenager reviews
At 18 years old, Sasuke and Sakura had been dating for weeks now, and Sasuke thinks it’s time for the next step. What does he do? He tries to coax Sakura to take a bath with him! [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Any Other Day by Luny Ravings of THE Mad Hatter reviews
[SasuSaku][Oneshot] A date between a crazy couple. oneshot. crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Almost Enough by CherryBomb91 reviews
[SasuSaku, Oneshot, Complete] The actions are empty and void of any feeling, but to her, it’s almost enough, after all, right now, he is looking at her, only at her. Sakura is twentysix, and she is broken.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Tied Up by Goatis reviews
What happens when you're left behind in enemy territory and at the mercy of the one person you've always wanted?...SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rectitude by Insomniac Owl reviews
This baby will fix them both. This pregnancy will make things right.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naked Dirty Boys by MissCloud reviews
After a weird mission, Sakura finds herself having to save her team mates from something that could possibly tempt her too. [LEMON][OneShot] NaruSasuSaku [Threesome]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Date by Moomoogirl1 reviews
Sasuke really hates showing affection in public. So he automatically hates dates. But Sakura insists they go on one. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Collection by Winterwing3000 reviews
A collection of Sakura and Sasuke moments. Could be AU or could be Future. Multiple takes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Prince and Me by elloshort reviews
What happens to a girl that is stolen from her village, forced to submit, and is a toy for the prince? Does she fall in love? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Konahamaru Explains Sex by SouthernScarlet reviews
konahamaru is curious about making out. So what happens when he spies on Sakura and Sasuke one night? Read and find out.Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mending Agony by Z o d i a c 2 2 3 reviews
[Pairning SasuSaku] Just another pure fun lemon. May edit and put into a chapter fanfic later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fiction by Mokora reviews
A collection of SasuSaku drabbles and vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hypochondriac by SakuraDouble reviews
Sasuke is tired of sharing Sakura's attention with the hospital. So what does he do about it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Free by Andrometamorphose reviews
Sakura is lost, Naruto is at home, and Sasuke is in limbo. narusasusaku, team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Hanging Bra’s and Panties by Anatidaephobia81 reviews
[SasuSaku] You two young ladies have a very dark gift Said uchiha Sasuke as he looked down at the red hair girls. A cute Father's Day fic..even though it's not Fathers Day! Me No OWN! PLease review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Mine by onyx eyed kitten reviews
She hated him but craved his touch. He didn't care how she felt about him. She was his and he wouldn't let anyone else have her. SasuSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,379 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Simon Says by MoonlitRain16 reviews
SasuSaku What happens when Sasuke is 'Simon' in a game of Simon Says with Sakura? Well, it's obvious Sakura would go through living hell, or will she? Rated M for Lemon and Language Summary Sux, Story is very good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Need by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Birthday Surprise by someone who cares 50 reviews
A big surprise that Sasuke gave Sakura.SASSAK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Onigiri Ya by Incognito Temptation reviews
Sakura's fridge is repeatedly stocked with one goody: onigiri. [SasuSaku if you squint really hard] Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Emergency Husband Date Recollection System by blissyblissliss reviews
[Sasusaku] Sasuke may have forgotten something very important.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the hate letter by Pink DinoSwaur reviews
tell me, who would like to recieve a love letter with numbers? but Sasuke made it to her. oneshot SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Switched by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Due to an accident, Sasuke and Sakura have their body's switched. How will this turn out and how will they be able to return to their normal selves? [sasusaku] M rated to be safe. Sequel is chapter 2!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After a long mission by Ayame Ryuukaru reviews
What happenes in a hot shower between to sexually fustrated ninjas? Lemons of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Bath by THEWolfGrl reviews
She found herself running through the forest wearing nothing but a bath towel, chasing after a chakura that was so different...yet so familiar... [SasuSaku] [Lemon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Dramatic Search by Jonetsu reviews
As acknowledged in the story's title, this fanfic is about Sakura's frantic, yet dramatic, search. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot] [Edited]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Boys by BeccaPatty reviews
Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha.. Seperated they are strong.. Together the three can accomplish the impossible. That is what Sakura is going to have to prove to get her boys back where she wants them. Right at her side! fmm
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
relax sasuke by Krickitat reviews
Sakura tries to get Sasuke to relax during a medical treatment, but the stubborn man is resisting all her efforts. One shot Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha's Bane by Grisu reviews
Contrary to popular believes, in the end it was not Uchiha Sasuke who killed his family's murderer. Now he just has to accept, that the world is not simply made up of black and white... Life after war in the newly reanimated Uchiha household [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,216 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Welcome Gift by Sakura-LaCroix-Kusanagi reviews
What happens when Sasuke finds Sakura all alone in a room at midnight? Includes SasuSaku, SaiSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Can't Be Denied by XhexaniaRose reviews
His hips rolled against hers. Heat spread through her entire body as if he were fire itself. She could feel his hardened length against her stomach, the wetness between her legs burning......... SasuxSaku... lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Called Icha Icha by Iia reviews
AU Slight OOC Uchiha Sasuke: rich, handsome, and... heir to an unwanted porn mag empire? See how he deals with flirty models, a rival mag, business in general, and his nerdy pinkhaired PA. SasuSaku Side Pairing: NaruHina DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Best Kind of Gift by Lexy The Thief reviews
Sakura's birthday is coming! Sasuke is planning to propose her! Unfortunately, the last heir of the Uchiha clan has a severe talking dyslexia! How's that birthday going to turn out? Rated for mentioning sexual situation [Oneshot] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cuddling by Redenzione reviews
Sasuke hates cuddling, and now he knows why.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because of That Night by GhostlyMaiden reviews
NaruSasuSaku threesome mostly. This will be a series of lemon, lime and other citrusbased drabbles from my AU fic It All Started That Night. 1st Drabble: Sasuke's feeling sick! Who better to play nurse and doctor than Sakura and Naruto? Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sick Cycle Carousel by Kineticfairy reviews
Caught between love and lust [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bathing by Evane H. L reviews
[Oneshot] In which Sakura realizes that there can be more ways to relax than by taking a bath.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Temptation by i like being a nerd reviews
I feel it. It's too much. I'm so tempted. I don't want to give in to this unreal temptation and pleasure, but i can't help myself. she's just too tempting. oneshot sasusaku. slight nejiten, naruhina, and shikaino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Red Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
While Sasuke is dozing off in Sound, a certian cherry blossom floats across his mind. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomato Kiss by cuito reviews
Tomato kisses the best kind around. Random drabbles and oneshot collections. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Here with Me by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
[Epilogue to Pillow Talk] As her marriage takes a turn for the better, Sakura decides to experiment and see what it would be like to tease her husband..SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Not About That by Alory Shannon reviews
Sometimes dreams are best left unfulfilled. [Oneshot drabble. SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sealed Promise by Panda-of-Doom reviews
He came back and she wasn't like the rest. Maybe now they can... SasuSaku, Yaya! Oneshot that is being evolved into a long story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's chicken hair by animefan99 reviews
Why does Sasuke's hair resmeble taht of a chicken's? Sakura asks him and guess what his answer is...It's funny and cute. SasuSaku and HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mad at Sasuke by thexpariah reviews
Sasuke can't help not listening when Sakura's mad, especially when her cheeks are flushed and her chest heaves up and down...Oneshot SasuxSaku Fluff. slight OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confliction by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] She was moaning. She knew it. And she wished she wasn’t. Drabble. Rated for mature themes and situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Room 69 by Andrometamorphose reviews
Naruto hears things that he shouldn't be hearing from room 69 and starts thinking some pretty wrong thoughts as he asks Hinata to help him figure out the mystery of the moans coming from the doorway...sasusaku...NOT what it seems like at first at all...XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomatoes, Onigiri, or Me? by blissyblissliss reviews
[SasuSaku] In which Uchiha Sakura swears not to lose out to her husband's favourite food, and Uchiha Sasuke having to make a choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heated Night by XhexaniaRose reviews
Sakura's dreams have finally come true.... or have they... Oneshot SasuSaku, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real Meaning of 'Uchiha' Restoration by Leila18 reviews
Sakura’s views on the Uchiha Restoration. Oneshot. Rated M for sex, language, and not so vague depiction
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Not Listening by HollowVoice reviews
[SasuSaku] 'She classified this as a bond between two people, shared only by those two. He classified it as making love with the woman he cared for the most.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Uchiha by Shattered Serenity reviews
The shrink held up a hand. 'Have you ever had sex? 'I don't understand this question either...' 'Hn.' 'Do you mean never ever, or just ever as in a week? 'Shut her up.' 'Because I am honestly confused...'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Our Bench by SDJ reviews
[oneshot]Because there is something wrong with the park tonight. A lone figure on our bench. But I’m not angry. Because I know him. I come closer because I have no doubt in my heart that this time he is real.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Girl Talk by VanillaApple reviews
While relaxing at the hot springs, Sakura and Hinata start an interesting conversation. NaruHina SasuSaku, slightly AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
After Tonight by x.olivine.x reviews
Summary: After a night of love and dance, a letter awaits Sakura… A SasuSaku oneshot. EDITED a bit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Owner and the Owned by SatuAka reviews
Sakura hates the arrogant jerk who comes by her work every day at the strip club her uncle owns, requesting that she be his only server. What happens when she finds that she’s been bought out? By none other then Uchiha Sasuke? AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 196 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Drarry Shorties by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Collection of HarryDraco shorties.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Casual Conversation by counterdogma reviews
Draco teaches Harry about the merits of confidence over tea. HD One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tastes Like Tomatoes by bakasake reviews
Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cute and Innocent by SakuraDrops93 reviews
Sasuke thinks that Sakura's innocence is cute...causing his hormones to go out of control. First Lemon ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All for a Petting by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Draco likes to be petted. Harry doesn't like to pet. Theodore is annoyed. HarryDraco Ferret!Draco oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Interruptions by artist in the spotlight reviews
His thoughts strayed to slamming the door in Naruto's face and jumping back in the hot shower, but more importantly, back to the hot oneshot sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Under the Reflection of the Moon by xXErika reviews
Sasuke, don't speak... Why? You'll ruin it... SasuSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strangers In Love by Crimsonpawwz reviews
A companion fic to Strangers in the Woods Sakura and Sasuke cope with the loss of thier best friends. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Awkwardness by Karlo reviews
Sasuke's mother hears some naughty things going on in the bathroom....Pretty much just a stupid oneshot of SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfection by Sodom reviews
Harry finds the perfect man to fulfil his fantasies, but realises too late who the stranger really is. threesome Harry Draco Lucius, warnings: incest, slash, noncon, flogging! hard M, smut! sadist!Harry ONE SHOT with sequel REBOUND!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ire Anger and Lust by likeasthewaves reviews
Sasuke just loves when Sakura gets mad. SasuSaku oneshot rating just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tch, Pregnant Wife by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Watch as Uchiha Sasuke find his life turned upside down with his wife's antics driving him crazy. It's all for love. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Job Opportunity by PrincessChii reviews
For Haruno Sakura, work couldn't have been more filled with surprises. Well, isn't this unexpected... [SasuSaku. Lime. AU.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I need you by Saint Mirror reviews
Sasuke needs Sakura...Naruto watches with sick fasination.[crappy summary] Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reunion by KO'ed reviews
Lips, flesh, lust, and satin sheets. Limeish SasuSaku to the third power. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomatoes vs Ketchup by Konoha no Uchiha Sakura reviews
Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Sakura both have weaknesses, and both of them know it. But the cute thing is, is that neither one of them have exploited them, until now...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretender by Lyraelin reviews
[SasuSaku] When he slips between her sheets, she pretends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Envelopes by jungwah8 reviews
SasuSaku. Short oneshot. Sakura recives mysterious letters from an unknown person. Who are sending her the envelopes? And why? My 2nd fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Material by totalninja reviews
Sakura wants to know about Sasuke's dark desires. One Shot, sasusaku, a bit dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Appreciation by blissyblissliss reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke sleeps, Sakura appreciates
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incense by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Every year, he lit incense for them, and remembered when they used to exist.He was alone. She knew he needn't be. Sasukecentric.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2005
Like An Animal by Elf Princess Bloom reviews
Draco's present to Harry on his 25th birthday. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dance Sessions by PrincessChii reviews
When a simple arguement turns into a fight for dominance, how can Sasuke prove that he can do this one simple task? In the end, Sakura receives more than she expected. [SasuSaku] Rated M for lime content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2005
Why Should We Do IT? by Ayumi Uchiha reviews
Oneshot A rather “naughty” and funny exchange of dialogues in a conversation between Sasuke and Sakura. This could make your hentainess be unleashed within you! Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Training by Suzunomiko reviews
Something's wrong with Draco, and Harry intends to find out what. (One-shot) Rated 'R' for implied rape and the resulting injuries, and nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Happiness by Wicked Child reviews
“Dude! You totally let her get away! Free sex, walking away. There she goes. She’s walking away.” When he got no response he added, “You idiot!” SasuSakuRomantic Comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver by DracoLover23 reviews
Draco and Harry have some fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mistletoe by katielynn23 reviews
A nice fluffy DH. A little late but thats okay. How wonderful would Draco's Christmas be if he could spend it cuddled up on the couch with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Monogamy by Irda Majere reviews
Harry and Draco are having relationship problems.... *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 10/12/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Paradox by deepinspace reviews
A harry/draco fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Drabble A Drabble I Drabbled reviews
Drarry Slash Both versions . I've taken on 100 Drabble challenge, it may grow beyond, but I thought I'd start...small? Harry Potter belongs to JKR. I promise they get better as you get farther in. M for later chapters. FLANGST/Humor/Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shh! reviews
A little bedroom Nookie. Sakura can't keep quite to save her life. I have no Idea why they're in Sound, it just happened like that. Just dialogue. No narration. It's too troublesome. Straight Lemon. Oh So fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete