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Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13388 - Favs: 7,527 - Follows: 4,492 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14759 - Favs: 7,418 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Ever Forget by kyla713 reviews
Sequel to Anything but Conventional. With an everlasting love, they say good bye. Will their love be enough to endure the distance and all the hardships along the way? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 152,231 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14608 - Favs: 10,541 - Follows: 7,869 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8325 - Favs: 5,714 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Fictionista Workshop WitFit Challenge by Kassiah reviews
Raw imagination, 24 hours, 1 prompt, and no editing. For Fictionista Workshop's Daily WitFit Prompt Series. Rated M, because trust, there will be lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
First Impressions by romanysue reviews
Bella Swan starts her new teaching job and her first meeting with the hot music teacher doesn't go too well. Can they move past the awkwardness? AH. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,072 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere In Between by Kassiah reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ritual by araeo reviews
AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,793 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agent and the Esquire by hockeymom4 reviews
Edward is an arrogant sports agent and Isabella is a bada** attorney for the Mariners. They meet at a masquerade ball and share a night of masks and painted passion. Will they find each other or will enemies masked as friends keep them apart? M-Citrus AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,633 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8826 - Favs: 5,549 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 4,870 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
PunchDrunk by DragonsExist reviews
AU/AH OOC E/B Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,738 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6049 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cutting Room Floor by PhoenixRising25 reviews
Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more…passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life in Technicolor by the-glory-days reviews
The fate of the world lies in Bella Swan's hands, and she has absolutely no idea. That is, until Edward and Emmett show up and show her the “Umbra.” In a race against time, Edward must get Bella to “The One” before it’s too late.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Becoming Bella by Ms.Bond reviews
After an emotionally abusive marriage Bella finally finds the strength to leave. With the help friends and a new mysterious stranger she starts to discover who she really is. Will she allow her past to keep her from true love or will she risk heart again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,908 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Great Unknown by ScarlettLetters reviews
Edward's life changes in a way he never imagined. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -MLK, Jr. Eclipse AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,420 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Marksman by BellaMadonna reviews
Can love blossom in the blistering heat of Devil's Fork, AZ? When Ed Cullen, a gunslinger on the run, meets up with unusual beauty, Izzy Swan, the two join forces to take down the evil Valentine brothers. The Wild West has never been hotter! AH/AU, E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,570 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8842 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12172 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cum Shots by Annetteskitty reviews
Oddball outtakes and alternative POVs from Daniel Gale: Cumming to America. Who knows what delights you might find in here?
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Simple Kind of Man by brokenheadboards reviews
Bella is a by the book lawyer who sees the world in black and white. When she meets Jasper, the only legal representation in small town Texas, will he make her see beauty in shades of gray? Jasper/Bella. AH/AU. OOC. Entry for “For the Love of Jasper”.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,145 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turn the Page by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen returns home after ten years as a struggling musician. As he attempts to reconnect with his family and the life he left behind, he meets Bella, the owner of the town's bookstore. Can she convince him that there's no place like home? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,141 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9463 - Favs: 7,823 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Ghost of You by crimsonmarie reviews
Edward Cullen's life was never what one would call normal. His father's a top-class surgeon and his mother's a new age hippie. He's had it when they move from California to Forks, WA. Will he find normalcy or learn to accept things as they are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lost Legends by The Angel and The Muse reviews
It was just another boring day at Forks High School, until the new girl walked in and turned Edward Cullen's life upside down. Can they help each other find what they didn't know they were looking for? Written for the FGB Author Auction. Edward x Buffy
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,153 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
The Rocket Man by BellaMadonna reviews
When the family farm is threatened, Edward leaves his job at NASA to aid his sick Grandfather. Bella is a reporter sent to do a story on the crisis faced by the Cullens. Hilarity ensues & sparks fly when Flaky-ella meets FarmerWard. Humor/Romance/AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Toxic by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,049 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Peter
Operation: Merry Christmas by nicnicd reviews
When Bella, alone for Christmas, bumps into a shy and quiet coed outside of her dorm will her negative outlook on the Holidays change? My submission to the Twilight Gift Exchange on LJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shameless Developments by SweetDulcinea reviews
As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete