Author has written 24 stories for Tron, Danny Phantom, Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Left 4 Dead, Real Steel, Burn Notice, Mentalist, StarCraft, Mistborn Trilogy, and Vampire: The Masquerade.
Birthday: 8 April
Land of Origin: South Africa
Favorite color: Green, Red, Blue, Silver, Black and Purple.
Favorite movies: How To Train Your Dragon. Have any of you even seen the new Hiccup, can anyone say HOT!!!!! Also A-Team. Amazing, I mean how can you not love Murdock (You spin me right round baby, right round).
Favorite Series: Lie to me, CSI Miami(Season 1&2)(SPEEDY!!!!!), CSI, Bleach, Leverage, White Collar, Fringe, House, Heroes, Dollhouse, Dexter and a few others.
Favorite PC Games: SNES games, VTMBloodline, Dawn of War: Dark Crusade (Let your enemies fear, for a Harlequin of the Laughing God dances at your side) Warcraft, Starcraft and L4D2.
Favorite PS3 Games: Assassins Creed series, Prototype, FolkLore, Ratchet and Clank Future, Dragon Age II, Mass Effect, Dishonored, DmC Devil May Cry, Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon and Skyrim.
Things I hate: People who think pressing their way of religion on me will change my mind. I feel like I want to scream at them that I don't need them to lecture me, I will never trust the Bible. I mean humanity is corrupt right? And who exactly has been rewriting the Bible over and over into new languages? I'm sorry but I cannot believe humanity would let that go without changing a few things to their liking.
Water summons Wind. Wind makes Fire dance.
Nick: "Shit! All this swamp is gonna ruin my white suit!"
Rochelle: "So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
Rochelle: "Nick, what do you think the odds are that the swamp people are still alive?"
In this, the darkest hour of your youth, I'm trying really hard not to laugh.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
I'm a little annoying like the Black Plague was a little cough.
Anybody ever listen to the "Rock-a-bye Baby" song? Down will go baby, cradle and all. Who can fall asleep to that?!?!?!
I have A.D.O.L.S. - Attention deficit OH LOOK SHINY!!
What time is it?