Shadewolfy
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910483, Profile Updated: 04-10-14
Author has written 24 stories for Tron, Danny Phantom, Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Left 4 Dead, Real Steel, Burn Notice, Mentalist, StarCraft, Mistborn Trilogy, and Vampire: The Masquerade.

Name: Shadewolfy

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Birthday: 8 April

Land of Origin: South Africa

Language: English.

Favorite color: Green, Red, Blue, Silver, Black and Purple.

Favorite movies: How To Train Your Dragon. Have any of you even seen the new Hiccup, can anyone say HOT!!!!! Also A-Team. Amazing, I mean how can you not love Murdock (You spin me right round baby, right round).

Favorite Series: Lie to me, CSI Miami(Season 1&2)(SPEEDY!!!!!), CSI, Bleach, Leverage, White Collar, Fringe, House, Heroes, Dollhouse, Dexter and a few others.

Favorite PC Games: SNES games, VTMBloodline, Dawn of War: Dark Crusade (Let your enemies fear, for a Harlequin of the Laughing God dances at your side) Warcraft, Starcraft and L4D2.

Favorite PS3 Games: Assassins Creed series, Prototype, FolkLore, Ratchet and Clank Future, Dragon Age II, Mass Effect, Dishonored, DmC Devil May Cry, Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon and Skyrim.

Things I hate: People who think pressing their way of religion on me will change my mind. I feel like I want to scream at them that I don't need them to lecture me, I will never trust the Bible. I mean humanity is corrupt right? And who exactly has been rewriting the Bible over and over into new languages? I'm sorry but I cannot believe humanity would let that go without changing a few things to their liking.

Quotes

Water summons Wind. Wind makes Fire dance.

Nick: "Shit! All this swamp is gonna ruin my white suit!"
Rochelle: "[Laughs] You mean the one with zombie brains all over it? That one?"
Nick: "Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."

Rochelle: "So what do you think is going to kill us? Gators, snakes, bugs, or mud people?
Nick: You're forgetting one thing - from the way we're shooting? Each other."

Rochelle: "Nick, what do you think the odds are that the swamp people are still alive?"
Nick "What alive and Infected, or alive and not zombies?"
Rochelle: "Not zombies."
Nick: "100 to 1."
Rochelle: "Sound about right."

In this, the darkest hour of your youth, I'm trying really hard not to laugh.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

I'm a little annoying like the Black Plague was a little cough.

Anybody ever listen to the "Rock-a-bye Baby" song? Down will go baby, cradle and all. Who can fall asleep to that?!?!?!

I have A.D.O.L.S. - Attention deficit OH LOOK SHINY!!

What time is it?
Well, that depends on who you ask.
What do you mean?
Well, if you ask someone with a watch they might tell you.

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Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Thirsty for Your Love by Bertie Bott reviews
AU New Moon. Bella's lost herself to despair after being abandoned by Edward and finds herself on the cusp of giving up. Meanwhile, Damon's been drifting aimlessly since opening the tomb and discovering Katherine's betrayal. One day Laurent corners Bella in the meadow, but it's not Jake who appears to the rescue...
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,369 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Bella, Damon S.] - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Stranger In A Strange Land by Dreamwind1 reviews
After unexpectedly dying, Harry finds himself in a past very different from the history books he learned from. Characters: Harry Potter, Prince Yongxing, Lung Tien Lien.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Harry P., Yonxing - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 3,504 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Conspiracy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU where the turians are kept as pets and considered little more than smart animals. Spectre agent Shepard, by chance, uncovers the dark truth hidden by those in power and struggles to bring the truth to light. M for violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,577 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Saren A., Nihlus K. - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 488 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wishing Door by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,165 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Secretary to the Generals by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Four Horsemen: Brave New World by penguinfighter-d-chan reviews
Continuing from the first instance, the Survivors try to reconstruct their lives in City 17, formerly Austin. But as others flow into the city, there are other forces that interfere and some are worse than the Infected.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Four Horsemen by penguinfighter-d-chan reviews
There's no guarantee that if one's Immune, they get Scot-free in the zombie apocalypse...especially when one becomes CEDA and the military's new experiment.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
From the Desk by Zhanael reviews
Veterinarian Dr. Garnet Merle, D.V.M., is the only survivor when a CEDA field lab is overrun by the Infected just as winter starts. To help her survive, she decides to do what no one would dare...tame the zombies. FINISHED!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,875 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hunter, Smoker - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Malkavian's Madness in a Ninja reviews
Would Naruto's life have been different if he had friends. But what if those friends were in his mind. Goddamn Malkavians!
Crossover - Naruto & Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Fade To Black, Yuki's Remembrance reviews
Why don't you remember me. Please remember me. Remember us. Sequel to Love Amongst The Snow
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - T. Hitsugaya
Gold and Iron
It was his last chance, so he told the truth. Did Wayne mess everything up or will his man surprise him. Slash Warning.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Born Only To Be Sacrificed
The creature was born, or more accurately bred, only to be sacrificed.
StarCraft - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Witching Hour
You could hear her now, her mournful cries sending shivers down your spine, echoing your own soul's cries.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Doors Unwillingly Opened
You sit amongst the broken wall, unwilling to look at the broken thing you once knew.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Endless Chatter
Together we watched as the common in its large hand was crushed to death.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Gut Retching Horror reviews
Suddenly there was a gurgle and with a splat, green goo it you straight in the face.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
You Can Do Anything You Want reviews
Season 1 Episode 18, Rigsby's reaction was different to Jane's words, "You can do anything you like in the whole room."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Green Shimmers In The Shadows
In the shadows something moved, green shimmered in the dark.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Horribly Tangled Up
And it was in that moment of silence that a long slimy pink thing wrapped around you, tightening on your airways.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
In The End
In the end, Carla died and Michael and Victor made it out.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Michael W., Victor - Complete
Invisible Torture
You can hear it now; its infernal giggling that never seemed to stop.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Tron: The Materials world reviews
Tron never knew living in the real world would be so confusing, luckily he has Sam.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sam Flynn, Tron/Rinzler
For His Human reviews
The words Get Up changed everything.
Real Steel - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Max K. - Complete
Terror in the Day Lid Sky reviews
In the darkness of your room, you sit huddled in the corner, absolute terror curling in your veins.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete
Where I Belong reviews
Some people want to find the place that they truly belong, some already have and some have those places cruelly ripped away. Which one are you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Remember reviews
Many people don't remember their previous lives. But Sasuke does . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Amongst The Snow
Snow is beautiful. My name means snow. Bit ironic that I would fall in love with the best of the Snow and Ice Shinigami.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,256 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Memory Loss reviews
Hermione and Ron, tired of Harry's obsession with Draco, devise a plan with Draco's friends. Harry and Draco are in for it now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Potter died reviews
Okay people this is a one-shot, but if you want a further story check by Elena Forest as she has adopted this story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
The sad truth of a boy's life reviews
. . . when he is in love with a girl who doesn't love him back. Shikamaru finds that out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Chat room confusion reviews
One-shot. Just a get back for Danny. AU where Phantom is sentient.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Tron: The Programs Emotions reviews
Tron loved the boy, the user, the human child.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sam Flynn, Tron/Rinzler - Complete