GalleyTrot
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910619, Profile Updated: 02-10-16
Author has written 3 stories for South Park.

Age: Born July '89
Gender: Transmasculine (Male, if you please)
Nationality: Canadian
Situation: Not Relationship Material
College: Some Graphic Design

You can call me Xander. Comes from my last name, Alexander. Galley/Gally is fine too.

I like to think I'm approachable, but I admit I'm a bit judgmental. First impressions mean everything to me. Come across as a douche-nugget, and I'll never see you as anything more. I'm also probably terrified of you. Social anxiety does wonders. I've made great steps forward in getting better at chitchat, but I'll still kill a conversation cold without realizing it.

I thought I was a good writer, once. The shit I've posted here is awful, though. Still, so many years later, people continue to read and fav them, and so I've decided that all the stories posted here are probably going to get an extreme revamp. I want them to become things I wouldn't totally dread my closest friend finding. So, in my spare time off of work, when I'm not doing homeowner and many-pet-keeping things, I will work slowly on polishing up these horrible things I've done. Old uploads will be erased, along with all their view stats, favourites, watches, and reviews. I don't even care.

I draw things also, on occasion. That occasion has become so terribly rare these days that I've got nothing to show you, unfortunately.

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New Vocabulary by insideout7777 reviews
Gorillaz with a mystic twist. This is a 2D/Murdoc fic. M for a reason.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N.
A Sickening Frequency Distortion by Roxas Destati reviews
When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M.
We're Both Still Here by scarlettshazam reviews
Clyde doubts himself, thinks everything of Craig, and feels best when he's with Tweek. Cryde smut, minor Cleek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D.
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nothing But The Rain by The Brat Prince reviews
Sometimes you lose your soul and you keep on walking. Slash. Kyle/Kenny, Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Christophe and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,909 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
He! is GOD, again by TheSaintRyan reviews
Breathe in. Breathe out. Perfect.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Cartman 101 by Tendo Rei reviews
After they left him, Cartman went on to college alone. But he sees one of his old friends one day. What will he say?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Blowup Doll reviews
I posted this while slightly inebriated. Allow me to apologize for that. I present you with a better summary: Clyde and Craig talk about sexual exploration. CraigxClyde, M for themes and heavy language, "It was funny at the time". Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
For the Benefit reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Any Other Way reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - Was it superficial? Well, it was consensual, at least. Kyle felt no real desire for Stan... But would Cartman ever actually believe him? Kyric two-shot, sexual content, PWP Smut; READ WARNING.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete