GalleyTrot
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910619, Profile Updated: 03-23-14
Author has written 3 stories for South Park.

Age: 21
Gender: Male
Nationality: Canadian
Situation: Quite Single
College Major: Graphic Design

You can call me Xander. Comes from my last name, Alexander. Very proud of my last name, I am.

Of course, if Xander doesn't suit you, then Galley/Gally is just fine.

I like to think I'm approachable. But beware: I'm a bit judgmental. First impressions mean everything to me.
This doesn't mean you should be afraid to chat with me; just that you shouldn't approach me like a d-bag.
I will treat you like a person so long as you act like one. I like talking, learning new things, hearing what makes people tick... so even just friendly banter is welcome.

Here's the deal: I love to write, and I like to think I'm good at it (considering a lot of the crap I see on this site), but - and it's a big but - I have no style, very little flow, and no motivation or determination. When I get ideas, the passion to commit them to type or to paper dies as fast as the inspiration comes. Therefore, don't expect much more uploads from me story-wise aside from what I've already posted. I'm probably not worth watching out for, so review, then carry on with your lives.

Anyway, I am an artist. Not an author. My talent lies in creating through pencil, through Photoshop, and through Illustrator. Not through pen, Microsoft Word, or Wordpad.

If you would like to see my art, then feel free to check out my FurAffinity:
I had a deviantArt account, but I deactivated it.

REMEMBER.
Characters don't need condoms, because STDs in stories are plot devices. But this is the REAL WORLD.

ALWAYS think of the repercussions.
I avidly practice of safety first. And I urge that you do, too.

If you are looking for a story that is no longer here, I have removed them due to my own unhappiness with the content. I apologize for any inconvenience.

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New Vocabulary by insideout7777 reviews
Gorillaz with a mystic twist. This is a 2D/Murdoc fic. M for a reason.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,564 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N.
A Sickening Frequency Distortion by Roxas Destati reviews
When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M.
We're Both Still Here by scarlettshazam reviews
Clyde doubts himself, thinks everything of Craig, and feels best when he's with Tweek. Cryde smut, minor Cleek. Twoshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D.
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nothing But The Rain by The Brat Prince reviews
Sometimes you lose your soul and you keep on walking. Slash. Kyle/Kenny, Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde, Kenny/Christophe and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,909 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
He! is GOD, again by TheSaintRyan reviews
Breathe in. Breathe out. Perfect.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Cartman 101 by Tendo Rei reviews
After they left him, Cartman went on to college alone. But he sees one of his old friends one day. What will he say?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Blowup Doll reviews
I posted this while slightly inebriated. Allow me to apologize for that. I present you with a better summary: Clyde and Craig talk about sexual exploration. CraigxClyde, M for themes and heavy language, "It was funny at the time". Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
For the Benefit reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Any Other Way reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - Was it superficial? Well, it was consensual, at least. Kyle felt no real desire for Stan... But would Cartman ever actually believe him? Kyric two-shot, sexual content, PWP Smut; READ WARNING.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete