Author has written 3 stories for South Park.
Age: Born July '89
You can call me Xander. Comes from my last name, Alexander. Galley/Gally is fine too.
I like to think I'm approachable, but I admit I'm a bit judgmental. First impressions mean everything to me. Come across as a douche-nugget, and I'll never see you as anything more. I'm also probably terrified of you. Social anxiety does wonders. I've made great steps forward in getting better at chitchat, but I'll still kill a conversation cold without realizing it.
I thought I was a good writer, once. The shit I've posted here is awful, though. Still, so many years later, people continue to read and fav them, and so I've decided that all the stories posted here are probably going to get an extreme revamp. I want them to become things I wouldn't totally dread my closest friend finding. So, in my spare time off of work, when I'm not doing homeowner and many-pet-keeping things, I will work slowly on polishing up these horrible things I've done. Old uploads will be erased, along with all their view stats, favourites, watches, and reviews. I don't even care.
I draw things also, on occasion. That occasion has become so terribly rare these days that I've got nothing to show you, unfortunately.