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I am the type of girl who has seen every horror movie made, yet I still scream when the toast jumps out of the toaster. ;D

I am the kind of girl that everyone thinks is high 24/7.

I am the shy, quiet one.

I am also the loud, obnoxiious one.

I am the klutz.

I am the 'emo girl'.

I am the punk rocker chick.

I am sweet.

I am happy.

i am sad.

I am weird.

I am a freak.

I am who I am; not who you wamt me to be.

Deal With It

:D

I

But then again, who doesnt?

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have read The Twilight Saga over ten times, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fell up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile


ACIBD: Addicted To All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV: Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS: Wish Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES: Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS: Wish I Was A Vampire Syndrome


Just For Fun:

List twelve of your favourite characters from Twilight:

1. Edward

2. Bella

3. Alice

4. Emmett

5. Jasper

6. Carlisle

7. Esme

8.Renesmee

9.Angela

10.Charlie

11.Rosalie

12.Jacob

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Carlisle and rosalie? HAHa no, and no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yah

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jacob got Renesmee preggo? It's likely ;D

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jasper and Charlie or Jasper and Angela? J&A, cuz i dont wanna make Jazz gay =D

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making-out?

Esme walked in on Bella and Jacob making out, well..

"EDWARD!!" lmao

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The talk between Cahrlie and Alice in new moon i guess

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

yes, Edward and Renesmee

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Esme/Jacob My Girl's Mom? lol idk!

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Renesmee...hmm...Saturdays Sundays by KSM

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Edward/Carlisle/Jacob... WARNING: YELLING, VIOLENCE AND LANGUAGE!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last weekend =D

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse =D

How long did it take you to read the books?

3 days

Who introduced you to the books?

I saw some people reading it and decided, hey wth? and bought them lol

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I BOUGHT THEM!

D

Who is your favorite character?

Edward

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Paul

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Fall down again, Bella?"

"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face"

Emmett, Bella: Eclipse

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

The Meadow Scene =D

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she punched him!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice first comes back in New Moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward Vs. Victoria- Eclipse

Which book cover was your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

THE TOP 4! DUHH

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Ohh, it's so hard!!

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

well, I HATE JACOB so definatley Edward =D

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria, she could at least survive ;D

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES, DUHH!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Asia

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Payments

3. What can you hear right now? My brothers jumping on the bed yelling "TRANSFORMERS!" lol

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Dad?

Dad: Yes, Sarah?

Me: Crazy Monkey Killing Ducks ;-D

Dad: "..." looks at me like im crazy and walks away

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Spongebob Squarepants lol

6. Type your name with your elbow. Vza MNGTFZAST8UICX14890.0 (lmao cuz that went well...)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?Edward Cullen poster

8. If you could be anybody from Twilight, who would you be? Bella (she gets Edward ;-D)

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was writing a reveiw for a FF story

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? They Spell… Iybdoawla (Hmmm, anyone got a dictionary?)

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Nate: Bella's Untold Past and Secrets by TwilightLuver-BabyDoll98225 reviews
Bella lied to Edward when she said she never had a boyfriend. His name's Nate and they something happened in Phoenix. Well Nate's now in Forks. Can Bella hide her past or will her secret come out. Set after New Moon. Slight AU Full summeray inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 200,611 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella
BellaSitting with the Cullens by Elise Penn reviews
When Bella gets hurt by having too much fun, Edward puts her on ultimate lockdown mode. The Cullens take turns bellasitting her! Extremely funny and worth reading. PLEASE REVIEW Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella
To be human, like you by sacha-lee reviews
I'd do anything to be human again." What if Edward somehow managed to turn human again? What if he and Bella could lead a normal human life? Join Edward as he takes the road to humanity, experiencing everything he couldnt do before. ExB POST NEW MOON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Core Of Fear by Unsaid Goodbyes reviews
“There are many things in this world that can seem unfamiliar and scary, but you must never be afraid of them. Fear will only be your undoing.” Bella Swan fears many things, but one thing in particular. The dark. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
My New Life by twilightluver2013 reviews
Bella's mom just died and she moves to Forks to meet her brother for the first time. Will she fall in love with one of his friends? What happens to her best friend in Phoenix and what happened to her in Albuquerque? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,677 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Primary Colors by jaxidy reviews
Edward is a firefighter. Nuff said... No? Well alright, Bella is an artist. Both are trying to recover from the tragedy of their pasts. Their paths cross when a series of arsons begin to terrorize the town. Who's past has returned to haunt them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,948 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen's Discover Twilight by jacob-is-a-stupid-mutt reviews
Alice is shopping and she comes across a book called Twilight and she decides that the whole family should read it. Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T for language and some sexual referances.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Burning Scars & Metal Bars by to love him x reviews
Bella knows Edward's past, but do Edward and the Cullens really know Bella's? It wasn't quite as simple as Bella let on. What really happened in Phoenix? What will happen when the past finds Bella again? Jaspers not the only one with scars.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Invisible by BloomingFlower-asn reviews
Bella has always been invisible, in her own way. She has a secret as to why it is so. Out of the blue, someone calls revealing information that she has always dreamed of remembering. Who is it? And does it have any connection with her new friends?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,668 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Peter Pan's a Vampire by The Romantically Inept reviews
When Bella Swan was a little girl, she had a special friend. She never knew his name, but every night he'd come to her window to play with her. She called him Peter Pan. What happens when he shows up at her school twelve years later? NOT a crossover! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
Emo Bella by Garden Gnomie reviews
Bella Never met Jacob. She moped around and became EMO. When Edward returns will she take him back? Or will she find that she cant take life any more and run away? *More inside *** FINAL CHAPTER NOW OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Is Running Out by musicaldisaster2 reviews
What happens when The Cullen's find a book that might just be their Future? Will they try to fix their mistakes,How will this affect the lives of everyone involved. Will time run out before they get a chance to change anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
First Light by rentheadperson reviews
Eclipse from Edward's POV. The T rating is NOT for safety. I'm sure you can guess why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Edward
Project Edward by dxdxhx reviews
Edward is phyiscally the definition of geek. Bella is the Queen Bee of Bristol academy. What happens when Edward and Emmett start attending Bristol and Edward is assigned to be Bella's tutor. Is a push in the right direction all he needs to get Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Full Moon by Laugh to Live reviews
Edward and Bella are the same, but Edward CAN read Bella's mind. Will everything change. Or, will Edward and Bella still fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2009
Greeting My Daughter by Lady Saffir reviews
Esme and Carlisle wait for Edward to come home and tell them about his day with Bella. Takes place prior to 'The Cullens' "I am happy, and there are so many things to tell you," Edward pulled back, sitting cross-legged at my feet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Catscratch by ScreamBrianna reviews
This is what happens when you watch rent too much. Bella has much more of a past than she leads us to. When her old friend Vicki comes, what kind of drama will ensue. Read, funny. post eclipse. fluffier than a pillow, sweeter than candy. D minor lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Issues by rukiarocks87 reviews
A little comedy oneshot between Lauren and Bella. Please rate and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Complicated by SmartChic reviews
Bella moves to forks after she gets raped in Pheinox,and as it turns out she gets pregnant, Bella decides to keep the baby. Cullens are vampires. Bella is 8 months pregnant. Hope you like it! Chapter Twelve is up. Sorry it took so long.VERY IMPORTANT AN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Allergies by Alice001 reviews
what happens when Bella Eats something that she's allergic to? R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
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A Book of Truth reviews
What happens when Alice comes across the Twilight Saga books in a vision, buys them, and makes everybody read them? Find out here! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,742 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Home Videos reviews
What happens when the Cullens and Bella watch Bella's home videos that Renee sends in a package? They get to see Bella's old friends, and some funny moments of her past! HILARIOUS or so I think...LOL PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Notecards for your birthday? reviews
pre NM.What if bellas Phoenix friends&family came to a SMALL birthday party for bella&her grandma gives her notcards.Each card has a different"adventure"to do before she dies.Will she do it?what will cullen think?normal pairings. Rated M. REVEIW! 1st FF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Every End Is A New Beginning reviews
Bella's a punk/rock/skater who lives in Medford, OR with her dad, Carlisle. But dad's getting married to a woman Esme in FORKS! and to make matters worse..she likes her soon-2-b step- brother! Follow bella through this hard time. and will the band surviv?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Gotta Have My Banana Pancakes! reviews
Bella's at the Cullen's house for the night and she's hungry. Renee's at Charlie's visiting them. Let's just say its late and bella's gotta have renne's pancakes.....very silly, but funny one shot! R&R PLease!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella