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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things and I am crazy and yet proud of it.

I get excited when I see just two reviews, and it totally makes my day a whole lot better.

I have a fascination with fairies and France. My fascination with France started after reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons. Fairies are a thing l have always loved.

I absolutely LOVE the The Scarlet Pimpernel books and not ashamed to say that I am a huge fangirl about them and the movie/musical. My favorite of the Scarlet Pimpernel movies is the 1982 version with Anthony Andrews as Percy, Jane Seymour as Marguerite and Ian McKellan as Chauvelin. I like The Scarlet Pimpernel TV series, staring Richard E. Grant, but there are a lot of mistakes in it. I absolutely LOVE what I've seen of the Scarlet Pimpernel musical!!

Long live the Scarlet Pimpernel!!

My Stories:

Le Déclin du jour de Johanna:

In Progress and slightly AU. How would things have been different if a single female vampire with a history with one of the Cullens, joined the Cullens a week before Bella arrived in Forks? (Starts out like an e&b, but it certainly doesn't end there.)

Links:

http:///albums/ff313/2catsrock/Johanna/

outfits for Le Déclin du jour de Johanna: http:///le_d_du_jour_de/collection?id=387326

Chapter 6 - Madame Jolie :

The music and lyrics to Alouette, gentille alouette, the French song that Fleur's new snow globe plays. Music is at the bottom, click the second play button for the music.

Chapter 12 - Protecting Bella Swan:

Fiona Fung's Proud of You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRn7Gc30LPI&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AV4oVf-d_DwKBObr5ZZzAgnbLEs840gwBi

Chapter 14 - Carlisle Takes Charge

Somewhere Out There - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yb5yVN6Axo&feature=related

Days In The Life of Ysabel Gabrielle Beaufort Volturi:

Aro has heard rumors of a fairy running around France. He decides to go and see if the rumors are true. What happens when he finds out that the rumors are indeed true and he changes the fairy into a vampire? Santiago & OC, all other couples are canon.

Links:

What I imagine Johanna's hometown looks like: http:///e/vaucluse/roquealric/roquealric.htm

Unwanted Attention:

It's AU and takes place after the second season. Edward is dead, but Marian isn't. She is living in Sherwood with Robin and his gang. Gisborne, after losing Marian, turns his attention to Robin's beautiful younger sister, Lady Cecilia of Locksley.

Masquerade:

The Volturi are hosting a masquerade ball and everyone is going to be there. Carlisle and Bella both meet a very old friend.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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