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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1910973, Profile Updated: 07-22-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Wicked, and Uglies.

Hi! I'm fudgeface. I'm a vampire with a special talent...TO LOSE THE GAME 1000000000000000000 TIMES FASTER THAN AN ORDINARY PERSON! (for all those game players out there, you're welcome!) my hobbies are obsessively staring at pictures of edward cullen (you know you do that too, so stop denying it, gosh!), LOSING THE GAME! (you are so very very welcome), and spacing out!!


for those of you that don't know what the game is...

you might want to skip this, because the game is not a choice once you know about it. OK, so the

object of the game is to forget the game, if you remember the game, you shout I LOST THE GAME!!

everyone around you that plays the game will remember it, and lose the game, so this is great to remember

if you want to get someone mad.

for any of you are wondering why the fudge i chose fudgeface for my name, well i have a few reasons

Reason 1.)

I love fudge

Reason 2.)

part a.

fudge is my favorite fudging swear word.

part b.

i call people i don't like fudge faces and

also, i just liked the alliteration

scientifically speaking, I am not human, so this is what i am

domain-eukaryote

kingdom-anamalia

Phylum-chordata

Class-mammalia

Order-primates

family-hominidae

Genus-homo

Species-unknown, possibly marsianus mentalia (crazy person from mars)


If you have ever fallen UP the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, Bonesonthebrain, Squint-la, Fudgeface copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

-If you've ever started randomly singing like a hamster, copy this into your profile

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

- copy this into your profile if it bothers you that Moby Dick is a WHITE SPERM WHALE

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,and come join the dark side.

(We have cookies!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

- If you would go to a dance with your best friend instead of a date, copy this into your profile

-If your best friend is a cat, copy this into your profileIf you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

-Here is a necklace for YOUR profile!

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- If you can see a face in this, copy it onto your profile-

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-If you think that profiles distract from the actual purpose of fanfiction, but they're too awesome to resist, put this in your profile


Super Random stuff! (feel free to copy)

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube

Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

"It's not my fault I never learned to accept responsibility"

"It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but at the molecular level, I'm really quite busy."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance"


THUMBS ARE FINGERS TOO!

This is a message for all you thumbs out there, resting above the space bar, wishing you would get some

credit. you are like slaves; people acknowledge that we'd be nowhere without you, but your not part of the

finger race. WELL GUESS WHAT?! I'm here for you. I understand how unfair it is that you not be considered

a finger. So help the thumbs! If you think thumbs should be given credit as fingers, join the RBTAC (racism against

thumbs awareness comity) by copying this into your profile!

ummmm...sorry about that, that whole thumb finger thing has been bugging me for a while.

What I learned from twilight the movie

-Knowing the square root of pi can help you find true love

-Even super hot vampires can look like retards while playing baseball

-you should never trust a fudge faced actor to be worthy of playing your true love (i hate Rob p.!!)

-super hot vampires are really NOT THAT HOT!

-Rosalie has awesome shoes

-alice is really NOT small


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile!

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

You know you live in 2009 when:

)1.You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.-

2.You haven't played solitiare with real cards in years.

3.You would rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the buttons on the TV.

4.Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

6.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screenname or myspace.

7.As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.Put this is your profile if you fell for that (and you know you did.)


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じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.


OK, this is a list of the top 5 most dangerous things in the world

5.) Me after drinking lots of caffeine

4.)nun-chucks

3.) Rabid mongooses

2.)hungry sharks

AND, DRUM ROLL PLEASE...

1.)Me on Caffeine holding nun-chucks walking my pet rabid mongoose,

surrounded by hungry sharks (gasps for breath)

I LOST THE GAME!!

If you're reading this, please go up to the top and TAKE MY POLL!

If you're the first one to take it, I'll pay you! (okay, no i won't , but know that i would

if i knew who you are.")

here is a very short story that I did not feel like making more detailed to make an actual fanfiction

Once upon a time...

Charlie knew everything about Bella's "secret" life, and he was also a "mythical" creature.

Also, Renesme was pregnant with a mystery creature. Charlie's secret was that he was a mermaid.

(he hated when people said "merman" because that was a term for those fishypeople out there

who where ashamed of their manly heritage) when Renesme gave birth, everyone expected

that the furry creature was a funky-looking dog. Until it meowed, because apparently, in math terms

1/2 dog+ 1/2 vampire+ 1 human= CAT!.

YAY!

Ok, I usually don't put personal stuff down, because, no offense to those of you that do, but, nobody really cares :) anyway, for those who like my stories, but can't stand my grammar, capitalizations, ect. I GOT A BETTA! (happy dance) also, my friends and I just started a band called HOT WET MUSICAL POTATO CHAIRS, so, If we ever sell a CD or something,check it out.

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