Melyx
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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1911111, Profile Updated: 07-12-10
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.

Wow, you actually clicked on my page...This is a bit, um, unexpected.
-Awkward-

Hello and welcome to my page :)

Mell.16.female

My old username was SparkleCatDinky. I changed it because I wanted to. I promice it wont happen again.

Currently obsessed with anime, leather jackets, sequin belts, snakes, cats, narusasu, yaoi, coplay and of course music. Techno, electronica, industrial, eurodace and rock are basically what I listen and dance like a retard to. I love the city. Drawing, reading, writing, cosplay and acting Going by what others have said about me I am apparantly strange, bubbly, random, cute and perhaps insane. Oh and I have a very weird and wonderful sense of humour.

Just imagine a crude Rena without a hatchet - and you'll get me.

I like to be weird. It comes naturally and it's what I do best. One of my friends said that I was predictably random. Someone once asked me if I was schizophrenic...I am pretty open minded and like a very wide range of things.

But of course, there are things that I absolutely loathe and they make me want to cry. What are these things? Homework. Being told what to do. Pressure. Deadlines. Liars. Crickets. And just generally people who are jerks.

I am possibly one of the world's best procrastinators. I'm up there with Konata from 'Lucky star'. Seriously. I do not study unless it's a night or two before an exam, and I'm more likely to complete work if I start it the night before instead of the day I actually get it.
So yeah, school is not one of my top priorities.

I make stupid decisions but I prefer them over the 'smart' ones.

I fangirl. I'm sorry D: I can't help it. It's just the way I am.

ANIME I LESS-THAN-THREE
DEATH NOTE
WHEN THEY CRY (HIGURASHI)
NARUTO
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
LUCKY STAR

Now I must go and catch up on some much needed ebil slumber.
But until then,
-stabs-

I lava you awl!!
Except for you -points-

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Memoirs of a Childhood by Strawberie La reviews
I dedicate these memoirs to my childhood. Despite the hallowness of the pages, it trully was, very sweet.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Mello, Near
He Is My Girl by Seto's Darkness reviews
She becomes the dream girl during the day. At night, she becomes the most hated boy. She is… Uzumaki Naruto. .:SasuNaru, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How to know you've watched too much Hetalia by PinkRibbon reviews
The title says it all. How to know you've watched too much Hetalia with help of these points.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Not Acceptable by saunatonttu reviews
It was a fact that Germany despised France. But there was more to his dislike of France than just the wars... jealous!Germany, GerUK, implied one-sided!FrUK Rated T for the language. Fluffy oneshot, I guess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
To Consume by alpha aquarii reviews
A seven-course dinner for the two young masters. Ciel regrets pairing white wine with Alois's meal, because as the night drags on Alois only seems to grow more lucid, while he himself seems to be growing lethargic, intoxicated by the red. AloisxCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
The Sexiest Octogenarian in the World by Your Silver Lining reviews
."Sasuke," Naruto said breathily. "Are we still going to have old-people-sex when we're, like, eighty?" In retrospect, Sasuke should have ignored the question and raped Naruto until he passed out. For like a week. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prestigious Hearts by The U.B.F.O reviews
Like the Sun and the Moon... a love of two opposites. Attracting like two sides of a magnet... SasuNaru, rated T for language and sexuality. Rating subject to change. SASU/NARU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Beyond Centricity by Strine reviews
yeah i can't be bothered, i'm too tired. this was a short little thing i wrote in english for SparkleCatDinky, it's a short little look at Beyond Birthday. rated T for safety as always
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - BB - Complete
The Game by 1goneforever1 reviews
L and Light are working hard on the Kira case as always, handcuffed, when strange amount of murders start to take place. Could it be more important than the Kira case? Beyond Birthday believes so. LxLight onesided LxBB
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,312 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - L, Light Y.
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Goodnight BB x L by Zetsubou-Bethany reviews
A terrible incident happens at the instituation where Beyond Birthday is being held. The minute he realises, he wants to see L once again. BB x L. Will include at least one lemon. ;D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2009 - BB, L
Puzzles and Cakes by FragilePuzzle reviews
Wammy-era. It's Near's birthday, and Mello has to find a way to get the small boy to the playroom...so he can give him his present. Basically fluff. Near's early birthday present MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Ice Cream to my Cake by Rantzilla reviews
Sasuke has a little thing for his best friend, said friend is licking an ice cream cone rather arousingly on the couch right beside him. How on Earth will Sasuke deal with his raging hormones? One-shot. Yaoi warning! NaruSasu and OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Death Note Could Have Been 37 Episodes Shorter by Xx-JabbatheShandy-xX reviews
Death Note would have been so much shorter if this had happened. We'd never have met Misa YAY! , and L would have remained with the living again, YAY! .
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Little Raven by 1goneforever1 reviews
BxL poem. B centric.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/10/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Irony by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There was an irony to their existence that they were not unaware of. MELLOxNEAR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Crush by shibara1310 reviews
Down by a recent crush, Sora comes to Riku for advice. Dear, dear, Sora...it’s called ‘hormones’. AU. For youkai chick supreme.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
For You by Edmistany of the Hidden Mist reviews
This is a poem about the devotion and gratitude of Haku to Zabuza! Enjoy! - Xoyo
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Misa's Theory: Why all the Guys Are Stiffs by bloodyamore reviews
Crackfic. Misa's theory on why all the guys in Death Note are stiffs:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
Relationships by Teilan reviews
Smut high school drama of the events happening after Roxas had woken up, naked with a headache in stranger's room. AkuRoku and RikuSora involved. I suck in writing summaries.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas
SasukeLicious by bittersweetbabydoll reviews
A parody of Fergilicious; Sasuke sings to his fangirls. Rather random I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Death Note Parody of 4:29AM by softfists reviews
DROPPED. Wasn’t it said that Mello was always working to surpass Near? Yes, but who needs the original story anyway? A parody that takes place at the Wammy's House. Could be kind of insultive but if you can take a joke, quite amuzing. yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Mello, Near
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
Haku Chronicles 3: The Meeting by 2Face's Number 1 Fan reviews
This is not a continuation of the other two, but is almost as funny. What happens when Haku is chosen to run one of Gato's meetings! Sorry it took so long! Rated T for crude humor and...well, it's just for mature people! Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Mikanis reviews
Near has just arrived at Wammy's house at the young age of seven. Trauma mute, and incurably introverted, how will he adjust to the entirely open ended story they've offered? Rated M for Mature themes. Spoilers for character names, not much else. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Near
Clandestine by Kleine Aster reviews
You don´t get to choose who you love. Now embrace your awkwardness. [Mello x Near]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Haku Chronicles: A Typical Day by 2Face's Number 1 Fan reviews
A really funny story about Haku and Zabuza. The whole story is about Haku's worst day ever spent at Zabuza's hideout. Haku does some bad things, but how does he make it up to Zabuza? Here's a cute Hakufic concerning icicles, spiders, and muffins!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Some may call it love by FlightAngel reviews
[ZabuHaku] Haku and Zabuza, before their death. Fluff, light shounenai, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Red by Agent420 reviews
Sasuke wants to be beautiful. Vaguely ItaSasu, incredibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Night by Emo Fox reviews
Pretty plain, pretty simple. Drabble. Hotel room, curious Sasuke, sly Naruto. What could happen? SasuNaru/PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Through the Window by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Jealousy is a little red eyed robot... [ZADR, onesided ZAGirR]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Snapshot by Relatively Unknown reviews
Sakura muses bittersweetly on Sasuke and Naruto.... Better than it sounds. One-shotvignette.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2004
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The Sakura and Ino Project
Sakura an Ino discoer their common interest in NaruSasu and team together to make it happen using stereotypical yaoi plots! Things prove to be harder than they seem leaving Sasuke and Naruto completely clueless! Will it end as the two girls hoped? / YAOI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,080 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010
NaruSasu or was is SasuNaru? reviews
Because I'm such a noob and can't tell the difference! *sarcasm* "Today’s the day Sasuke! You’re going to admit that you love Naruto and then have sex with him!" NaruSasuNaru Crackfic...of course. OOC-ness?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beyond Wonderland reviews
Mello stumbles upon Wonderland after folloing Near out of pure boredom. Dedicated to TouchMyMafia XD Love from Melly and Lauren. Rated... K for language? Yeah. Enjoy! xx
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Mello, L
SUPER HAPPY AWESOME FUN GLOMP TIME reviews
Ah yes, this basically has no plot. It's just full of fluffy wittle glompy 'daww' moments for you to sit there and go 'DAWWW'. OH AND B BEFRIENDS MISA! They become best frands :3 THIS STORY FOR ONCE CONTAINS NOOO BASHING...PWOMICE! Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - BB, Mikami T. - Complete
Lawlipop defeats evil Chigihuahua, Foofie!
Another crazy crackfic my friend and I wrote. L sets off to fight Foofie, comes across Light and forces him to help. Misa somehow comes into it. Yes. Enjoy or *stab*
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Published: 9/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The mutant MisaMisa reviews
3000 years into the future. somehow everyone remains same age L killed Raito, Misa is angry and wants to kill L. L hires drunken prostitue to kill Misa while he's training Near, Mello and Mat how to catch B. And then Disco Sticks come into it somehow.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Optus24hrCp reviews
okies wells little children this is a story where Mello steals Near's toy Robot coz it shoots chocolate lazers. L tells Near that the best way to get his toy back is that L will get a new toy for Mello and Near and Mello needed to 'kiss and make up'
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete