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Joined 04-22-09, id: 1911130, Profile Updated: 02-16-16
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello,

Very long time, no see.

I have no better or different excuse than REAL LIFE for my long HAITUS for Fanfiction. Certainly I have no defense for not replying to all those lovely reviews to my stories, or PMs. So I won't even try (another than telling you how terribly sorry I am and request that you forgive me).

On the otherhand, I hope it'll make you happy to see me back with the new chapter of Lady Malfoy (I still stick by my promise see to this story through the end err... eventually).

As for my other story, Twist of Fate, it will remain on HAITUS until I finish Lady Malfoy (sorry guys).

And, finally, I want to heartly thank all my old and new readers for your wonderful reviews. Those and my one of "many" new year resolutions (i.e., to complete all my unfinished businesses) are what brought me back to FF.

With the hope you keep liking my work.

Your very much alive,

greatest.wit

MY STORIES:
TWIST OF FATE:
AU NON-MAGIC: This story features Harry as a girl who lived with Dursleys for 16 years without knowing anyone who could care for her. While living with them, being a girl, she had slightly different problems compared what Harry could have had if she were a boy. That is what the prologue describes. It is a story that tells how she breaks free from them to gain everything (friends, family and love) that was denied to her for so long.

It is a story of teenage girl that struggles her way through life and still manages to come on top. Most of the characters are just above 18, going to college. They will have problems of real world since they don’t have magic to solve it.

LADY MALFOY: AU NON-MAGIC: Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty.

After suffering hardships at her relatives' hands for 9 years since her parents' tragic demise, Harriet Potter finally found a family in a large Middle-class, close-knit family of Weasleys. But the lack of money and ever increasing debts of that family forces Harriet to come to the decision of agreeing to a temporary marriage with Future Lord of the aristocratic family of Malfoys.

How will she adjust to living with her cold, uptight and proud Husband after living with warm, open and lively Weasleys? How will she cope with stern rules of her new home? Will she be able change her husband's views about marriage? Will she be able to make him fall in love with her? Will she have her happily ever after?

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Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8605 - Favs: 6,700 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blame It On The Tea by Sadieo by sara71 reviews
The evening after Colonel Fitzwilliam inadvertently informs Elizabeth Bennet about his cousin's part in separating Bingley from Jane, Elizabeth takes a drought for her headache and wakes up the next morning unable to recall what happened the night before.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,220 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 7,227 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Call Me Mr Potter! by pokari reviews
Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Egoist oOo English Version by Moku reviews
[Latest Chapter:] Draco has to drink Veritaserum because of a lost bet. Now, how will he make it through the day? HPDMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Captivation: Lux Hall by Angelic Candy reviews
Sequel to Captivation. Harry and Draco are continuing their lives together. However, their relationship is tested by small events that turn into something much more sinister. And Harry realizes their obstacles are not quite overcome. DxH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,516 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Dance Again by Sea Dream reviews
Complete. Draco Malfoy lives the life of a criminal. He is cold and distant from the world. Harry Potter is a dancer and a bit of a daydreamer. Complete opposites, right? But what really lies behind these masks? A chance meeting and their worlds are changed. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,626 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13844 - Favs: 8,678 - Follows: 7,108 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unholy Grails by EchoBravoTango reviews
PostHBP. Harry is out looking for the last Horcruxes. What are Ron and Hermione up to? What does Draco have to do with any of it? HPDM don't like, don't read and RWHG, but with a plot. May be M in later chapters for character deaths and war violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,753 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Captivation by Angelic Candy reviews
After the war,Harry attends a Quidditch Academy.He thinks his problems are over until he discovers Draco there. The animosity between them flares. And as their rivalry heats up, Harry realizes their relationship is morphing into something unexpected.H&D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,313 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Elf Prince's Mate by fantasylover12001 reviews
High elf prince Draco Malfoy has just found his mate: a human named Harry Potter who is completely ignorent of his identity. Which is fine with Draco because he doesn't need a mate. Right? SLASH, NO FLAMES! DH and RHr. Now has MPREG, don't like, don't rea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Moment in Time by The Shadow Bandit reviews
COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,596 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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LADY MALFOY reviews
AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,630 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
TWIST OF FATE reviews
NON MAGIC AU.Follow through the life of an orphan girl as she learns the meaning of friendship, family and most importantly, love.girl!Harry. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,360 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.