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Joined 04-23-09, id: 1911215, Profile Updated: 01-07-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey, my name is Stacey. I love reading. I'm Australian.

I'm really friendly so I wont bite(hard). Feel free to PM me, or ask any questions you have!

My Fanfictions:

The Hell Hole -

Isabella -Bella- and her brother Emmett Swan, find out that they are moving to a boarding school in a remote part of their home country, South Africa. Bella and Emmett arrive two weeks early to settle in. In two weeks you can make best friends and make enemies. When school starts Bella is instantly popular and is already friends with the Hale's and the Cullen's. All the girls are jealous of Bella and are out to get her. The boys of the school are out to get her too, but they are out to get with her. High school can be hell and with bitches like Tanya Denali and Lauren Mallory, but what makes it worse is that they are in the wild where nobody can hear you scream.

I Don't Want To Be In Love -

Alice's cousin, Edward, moves to the gangs high school for their final year. Bella and Edward do not get along at all in the beginning. As time passes they begin to understand each other, and become friends. Both are hiding secrets, that none of their friends know about. Bella and Edward find not only friendship in each other, but sanctuary too. Can these two let each other into their pasts and help each other? Normal pairings. Mild swearing and adult themes.

About Me

Name -- Stacey
Birthday -- 22nd February
Hair -- Medium/dark brown.
Eyes -- Brown
Nationality -- Australian
Siblings -- Older Bro. Peter

Favourites

Colour -- Red and purple
Number -- 6
Food -- Lasagna
Drink -- Coca Cola (Coke)
Subjects -- Math, Chemistry, Biology, English literature
Season -- Winter

Favourite Quotes

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress??

Never insult anyone by accident.

Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

OK, so here are some really sweet things that i have copied and pasted that will make my profile pretty long =D

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Boy: I like her so much...

Girl: Talk to her!

Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.

Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.

Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.

Girl: Then tell her.

Boy: She won't like me...

Girl: How do you know that?

Boy: I can just tell.

Girl: Well just tell her.

Boy: What should I say?

Girl: Tell her how much you like her!

Boy: I tell her that daily.

Girl: What do you mean?

Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.

Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me??

Boy: Wait. Who do you like?

Girl: Oh some boy.

Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.

Girl: She does.

Boy: How do you know..?

Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?

Boy: You.

Girl: You're wrong, I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

Girl: So are you going to talk to her?

Boy: I just did.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Boy: Baby, we need to talk

Girl: Kyle, what do you mean?

Boy: Something has come up...

Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: I dont want to hurt you, baby.

Girl: (-thinks- Oh my god...I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much)

Boy: Baby, are you there??

Girl: Yeah I'm here; what is so important??

Boy: I'm not sure if I should say...

Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: I'm leaving...

Girl: Baby, what are you talking about?? I don't want you to leave me; I love you.

Boy: Not like that, I mean, I'm moving far away.

Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.

Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.

Girl: I can't believe this!

FATHER: (picks up the other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERIKA, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!...Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)

Boy: Wow...your father sounds really mad.

Girl: You know how he gets, but, anyways, I don't want you to go.

Boy: Would you run away with me?

Girl: Baby, you know I would; I would do anything for you, but I can't...You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: (sad) It's okay, I understand, I guess..

Girl: (-thinking- I can't believe what's going on)

Boy: I need to give you something tonight because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.

Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.

Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.

--They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.--

Boy: Here you go, this is for you, I gotta go.

Girl: -tear- (begins to cry)

Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you...but I have to go.

Girl: Okay (begins to walk away)

They both go back home. And Erika begins to read the letter he gave her.

It says...

Erika,

You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you; I hated you so much, you are my bitch, and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I love you. Now that I'm leaving, I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be tha last thing you have from me. I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch...

Goodbye.
- Kyle

Erika begins to cry. She throws the paper in the garbage & crys for hours.

...A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call...

Friend: How are you feeling?

Girl: I just can't believe this happened; I thought he loved me...

Friend: Oh, about that, Kyle left me a message a few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...

Girl: (confused) Ummm...okay?

She finds a piece of paper in the jacket. It says...

Baby, I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your Dad might read it, so I switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Always

Bitch = Baby

Will not= Will

... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go, that's why I wanted you to run away with me...

-Kyle

Girl: Oh my god! It's a letter! Kyle does love me!! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: LOL, okay but I got to go... Call me later.

Girl: -happy- Okay, bye! I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

... Erika turns the T.V. on...

Breaking news 'An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school...' Reporter says.

She turns off the tv...3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to live for...

...A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a message. 'Its Kyle, I guess your not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive. I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried, I am staying for good. Sorry if you got scared, I promise to make it up to you! Everything will be okay! I love you so much...call me A.S.A.P! Bye!'

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles

And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with "That's not what Rosalie saaaaaid!"

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

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If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ugh, I was on the choir last year)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you make code names for your hated teachers with your classmates that is somehow related to how those teachers look like, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is o to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have so many blonde moments, that your friends always call you blonde. Yet you are a brunette, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have randomly burst out in song in the middle of class at school, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever randomly started singing the Hokie Pokie and doing the movements at school just for something to do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever tried to scare you, but instead of getting scared you started cracking up laughing so hard you couldn't breathe properly and started crying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have code names for boys so that they will never know that you and your friends are talking about them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Random Things that are true.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

This is so sad: (Not mine, credit goes to whoever wrote it.)

A boy and a girl are the best of friends, from elementary to high

school, beginning to end. Through all those years, their friendship

grew.

They both felt the same, but neither knew, each walking moment,

since the day they met.

The both loved each other, sunrise to sunset. He was all she had;

he was the one who kept her from the knife.

She was his angel, she made him smile. Though life threw him

curves, she made it all worth while.

Then one day, things went terribly wrong.

The next few weeks were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.

When the girl asked ‘Do you love her?’ On purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy, like it was a game.

Little did he know, things would never be the same. His plan was

working, but he had no clue.

How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.

One night she broke down, feeling very alone.

Just her and the blade, no one else home.

She dialed his number; he answered ‘Hello?’

She told him she loved him, and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house, just a minute too late

Founder her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note. In it, was her confession.

Her love for this boy, her only obsession.

As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her

knife.

That night, they both died. She was found in his arms, both of

them dead.

Under her note his handwriting said

‘I loved her so, she never knew. All this time, I loved her too.’

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" or " Mother Beep, where did we go wrong?"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will pick you up when your fall

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Tomboy Quiz:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(Gold, thank you very much)
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should. (But only if it is at funny jokes, or if someone falls over)
x You have more than 4 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 14

More of a tomboy than a girly girl

(Copy and paste this to your profile if it touched you. Like it did me.)

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd.'

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.

They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!'

He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors we began to think about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

' Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach..but mostly your friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story.'

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

'Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment..

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

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Heart of Ice by Deathly-Hunger-Jackson reviews
Boring probably wouldn't even be the right word to describe Elsa's life. All she ever does is run Arendelle, and comply to every single rule- that is, until she meets Jack Frost, a boy who likes to have fun. Elsa is amazed by his magic (which is ironic, as it's the same magic), and can't help but befriend Jack. Anna reckons that these two were definitely meant to be, though (Jelsa)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,902 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21710 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 5,816 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
My Heart My Home by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Cullen, constantly in the spotlight, sought after British actor has had problems with his staff. He needs a new housekeeper. Bella, his manager's sister, is in a tight spot and needs a job. They meet … they talk … they bond. But how deep does the bond go? Can either of them figure it out? Will he realize what he already has?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,338 - Reviews: 6337 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Friends by Cathook reviews
SG-1 are on a desert planet to explore an energy signature in some ruins. A nice and straightforward mission for a quite recently reunited team, right? As they should have expected the mission goes the usual south course. What are the consequences this time, and for whom? What have they found in the ruins? And what are Jack and Daniel hiding, even from their friends? -*NOT SLASH!*-
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,807 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
It's All Elementary by iamdragonrider reviews
There's a Goa'uld using a local elementary school as a front to harvest slaves from among the best and brightest. SG-1 takes an unexpected approach in order to go undercover and neutralize the threat. Five years later, finally complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 151,759 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 3/28/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Meet You On The Other Side by LSgrimm91 reviews
Jack O'Neill, a Brigadier General with a serious dislike for scientists, has been placed in charge of the world's biggest technological investment. Things wouldn't get easier when his Head of the Science Department was as attractive as Dr Samantha Carter. AU Sam/Jack 1x20 'There But For The Grace of God'. Nominated for 2 awards.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 112,339 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20130 - Favs: 13,058 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4235 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Jokes Or War, It's All In The Timing by missparker85 reviews
If you make all different choices, can you still end up in the same place? (College AU)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Paradox by Anoveldebut reviews
Set between the end of season 8 and beginning of season 9. A surprise visitor arrives at the SGC in an Ancient ship, claiming to have been sent by Daniel Jackson. General O'Neill is tasked with handling the newcomer, while SG-1 heads out for their last mission together as a team before Carter heads to Area 51, Teal'c to Dakara, and Daniel to Atlantis.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 43,812 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - S. Carter, Teal'c, J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5754 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,607 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nineveh by Aenigmatic reviews
The mission: to prevent the Stargate from ever becoming operational. The target: Captain Samantha Carter, USAF. Jack O'Neill finds out that there is more than meets the eye in an assignment that would change his life. An AU story, set pre-series, with a strong S/J slant. Rated 'M/R' for strong language and sexual situations.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,576 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Waiting is the Worst Part by LoyalNerdWP reviews
"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reunion by midnightread reviews
Carter's been invited to her high school reunion but isn't sure if she wants to go. Can O'Neill change her mind? Takes them through the reunion and beyond. Based beginning of season 7. Only M rated bit is chapter 31
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,323 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
Little Moments by myeveryday reviews
A series of missing moments throughout the ten seasons of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,359 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Continuum Deception by fems reviews
Colonel Jack O'Neill grudgingly accepted his new orders; he would just have to view Col Samantha Carter as yet another assignment. To Sam it was anything but an assignment; he epitomized everything she had lost and she was hell-bent on righting this wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 232,579 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9782 - Favs: 6,448 - Follows: 4,293 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12868 - Favs: 7,697 - Follows: 6,177 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Story: Philosopher's Stone by HPGunshot reviews
The note said that JKR strayed from the truth, leaving out the facts while putting in her own work of fiction. Two girls at a locally owned bookshop decide to see how much the series strayed as they read from the journals of one Hermione Granger. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,909 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 4,563 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovely little ladybug by LAIsobel reviews
SG-1 on a mission, things look good in the beginning but we know how lucky they are. Of course things will go wrong! So will they make it through? Will they survive? And will they live? Intense story full of love, angst, friendship, hope and a lot more.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 173,552 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Assassins: The Game of Love by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
At the stroke of midnight our favorite Twilight characters lives will be forever altered- by a game nonetheless. What happens when Bella, Edward and the rest sign up for a cross campus game of Assassins? Read to find out! Full summary inside! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,111 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3502 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Aschen Confederation by A Karswyll reviews
The year is 2010 and Earth has joined the Aschen Confederation. But not all realities chose to change their past. Some realities chose to change their future. Sam & Jack Multimedia Awards 2014 nominee.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,723 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - [J. O'Neill, S. Carter] J. Fraiser, D. Jackson - Complete
Somniare Securitatem by Vinividivinci reviews
Jack learns some history as he travels to a society similar to Ancient Rome. Accompanied by Daniel and Sam they have to figure out a way of finding their way back to freedom. Of course lots of whump, angst and adventure. Romance if you ask.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,195 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7057 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrayal by Vinividivinci reviews
Devastated after the betrayal of his team, Jack resigns and disappears. SG1 desperately tries to find him - but is it too late to save their friendship - and his life? Please be warned that there will be elements of J/S ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,246 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,140 - Reviews: 7490 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Prayer of the Refugee by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to Feel Good Drag. Bella is living life good, racing, hot boyfriend, nice friends...until she wins a yellow Camero in a drag race, and Bella’s life is plummeted into an unknown world of transformers as the race begins. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
The Ex by Lis123 reviews
Bella used to date a cocky jerk name Edward Cullen. Being a year since the spilt she thought she would never have to see him again. However, she soon realizes just how wrong she is when she meets her roommate's new boyfriend. ALL HUMAN BPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9371 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Undercover by LuckyAnna reviews
Isabella Swan & Emmett McCarthy are two deadly agents. They go undercover in Forks HighSchool to prove that a teacher is a pedophile that assaulted many students. What will happen in that school? Who will they meet? Cullen family. They are teachers. / AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,548 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by Gallicus reviews
Three years ago an off world mission went terribly wrong. General O'Neill and Lt. Colonel Carter fell into the clutches of two unknown Goa'uld and have not been heard from since...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/27/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Technicolor by UntouchableHybrids reviews
Girl has crush on best friend. Best friend has crush on the popular girl. Girl's heart breaks. It's classic high school drama. How far will Bella go to get the attention of Edward, when he has his eyes on someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,159 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ethics Be Damned by Krazyk85 reviews
Bella Swan is a narcotics detective for the Seattle PD.She goes undercover as a high school student to bring down a massive drug ring fronted by elusive Aro Volturi.There she falls for her teacher Edward Masen.Can she keep her cover?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 35 - Words: 197,691 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The invisible twin by Mo-Jansen reviews
AU Bella and her sister, Vanessa, move to Forks where Bella is still the invisible twin. She meets Edward and becomes close to the Cullens, while her sister befriends the La Push pack. Will they end up on different sides of a war or unite both covens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,967 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Witness Protection Program A Love Story by xaprilshwrs96 reviews
Bella has now moved to Forks, Washington to hide. She lives with the Cullens for protection. Edward, the adopted son who she shares a room with becomes her only true friend, and feelings start to form but will either be able to accept the feeling of love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,785 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6147 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6003 - Favs: 8,831 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tomboy Bella by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella grew up to be a tomboy with her brothers Jasper and Emmett. When they move to Forks with their dad, Bella, Emmett, and Jasper's lives might get a lot more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Passing Time by AkamaiMom reviews
Between Heroes and Threads. How does someone deal with being broken in every way possible? Is it even possible to heal? Jack/Sam, but everyone will show up sometime or another.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
La Bullied Bella No More by julietsparks reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward when they were younger and she flees to Phoenix & eventually moves to Italy. 4 years later, she returns to Forks, better than anyone has ever expected and she plans to make Edward regret everything he's done to her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,257 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Today by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Parents are just there to screw your world up. Or so Bella believes. Add the constant annoyance that is a best friend trying to convince you to go for that Hot New Guy with the green eyes then life gets... complicated! Canon couples.AH.High school drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,004 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scarred by courthale reviews
Bella Swan and her bother Emmett have to move back to Forks with their dad after a fire killed their mother and step-father. Bella was left with emotional and physical scars and is trying to be brave for her brother. What happens when they meet 4 friends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,786 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blitz by kdhorserider reviews
BLITZ Academy. Home of the smart, athletic, basketball captain...Bella? Yup! what happens when Edward and the Cullens move to BLITZ boarding school? OOC and Tomboy Bella. Story is better than summary. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,458 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella
The Lives of Sam, Sam, and Samantha by iwrite4fun reviews
The life of Samantha Carter from three different realities as she deals with her relationship, or lack thereof with Jack O’Neill. Written for Ship Day on Gateworld and Summer of Stargate on LJ Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,953 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Left Unspoken by x.x.purpleflower.x.x reviews
As kids, Edward used to humiliate Bella everyday. She was a complete loser. He hated her. Now, Bella is the glamorous editor of Vogue, and Edward's boss. Will they recognize each other? Is there chance they will fall in love? Better than it sounds! AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,511 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Seattle, Love by lune d'ete reviews
Bella is tranferred to a boarding school in seattle. . . What happens when she learns that her new roomie is a guy whose's name is Edward Cullen? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Unexpected by trembleformybeloved reviews
It all started with a fight, then a dare, a game of twister and a kiss. Sudddenly, a full blown spring break romance rapidly blossoms in the hearts of Jacob Black and Nessie Cullen. This is their story. M for crude humor, language & sex. UPDATED 8/30/09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Beautiful Excuse: a Twilight Story by TorahDanane reviews
Bella Swan is starting at a new school in switzerland. Boarding school that is. There will be players, pixies, revenge seeking girlfriends, and killer stalkers. Will she make it? All Human. Co Written with: AnnaOtaku p.s. used to be Westchester Prep
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
College Daze by CurvyCurlyGirly reviews
All Human. Bella Swan meets and becomes close friends with roommate Alice Cullen in college, which leads to finding herself thrust into the Cullen's elegant upper class world, a world that includes Alice's brother Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,332 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Alice
When I Became a Princess by dream-a-lot reviews
One day, Bella learns that she's the lost Princess of France. She travels to Paris and learns that she was/is betrothed to Price Edward. Inside the lives of the rich, royal, and famous, you'll learn of the scandals, deals, and secrets. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,402 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob & Renesmee After Breaking Dawn by xEmmaBx reviews
One year after Jacob imprinted on Renesmee and made her his soulmate. Jacob wants to take their relationship to a new level, but does Edward approve? Rated M for a reason ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The World We Love by blinded.by.twilight reviews
Bella & Alice & Rose are sent to boarding school by their father and step-monster. There they meet the mysterious Cullen Brothers….will sparks fly…or will tempers flare? Suck at summaries, please read! All Human, BxE, AxJ EMxR.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life at Cullen Academy by Bookluver142 reviews
All human. Bella moves to Cullen academy which was set up by the cullens ancesters. She meets Alice, Edward and Emmet who are the mysterious cullens. Jasper and Rosalie are the Hales. They all still have their gifts, but are human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,807 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Hidden Love by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
Bella is a new student at an allgirls school w/ R&A. The boys go to an allboys school. E&B start a relationship but just as it gets serious a scandal hits both schools. They need to find a way to see each other but how? full summary inside. all human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
SG1 High School Redux by rachelj reviews
When a trip through the gate goes horribly wrong, Jack, Sam and Daniel find themselves back at High School with Teal'c as their guardian. How do they cope reliving their High School days and how does Teal'c handle parenting?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,967 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kingston Prep by twilightfan007 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rose start going to Kingston Prep, your average boarding school. But when Bella gets there, she falls in love, has boys start a fight over her, and helps to pull off a few pranks of the century - and school hasn't even started yet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Royal Treaty by Apple Slushie reviews
Set in Knights in Shining Armour with Castles Era. Clearer Summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Sam and Jack meet at college, kinda by iwrite4fun reviews
AU story Sam & Jack meet after Jack's first mission to Abydos and before the first season of Stargate. The story is set so that the Abydos mission doesn't occur until around Sept 11 2001. SamJack, but you will see some other characters. NOT A TEENAGE FIC
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Email Me by Simallyher reviews
Newly instated General O’Neill, becomes restless with his new job, decides to pass the time annoying his 2IC. Can innocent emails turn into something far more and who else is reading these emails? COMPLETED!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,713 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Military Brats by BookWorm37 reviews
Jack and Sam meet in high school...I said I'd never do it, but here it is. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Pranks by Eve8 reviews
The prank wars that go on at the SGC, and the masterminds behind them.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 11/30/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Try, Try, Try Again by O'NeillRoxMyWorld reviews
Chapter 8 Now Uploaded When Jack finds himself caught in another time loop... FINISHED! Note: Rating has been changed to PG because of certain references in this chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,832 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Male Education by Shanna1 reviews
The men of the SGC need a little education when it comes to the women of the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,722 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
This cannot be happening by Jojo6 reviews
AU story. Some swearing. Shippy. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,854 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 9/18/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
An Ephemeral Marriage by Kate Anderson reviews
Sam and Jack are forced to pose as a married couple in order to gain knowledge of a possible Goa'uld living in small town USA.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,952 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
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I Don't Want To Be In Love reviews
Edward, moves to the gangs high school for their final year. Bella and Edward do not get along. Both are hiding secrets. As time passes they begin to understand each other, and become friends. They soon find sancturary in each other. Cannon Pairings. T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Hell Hole reviews
Bella and her older brother Emmett, leave their hometown to go to private boarding school in the wild. Follow them as they make friends and enemies. Now rated M for language. R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,930 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
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