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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hi all, mikeanike here. I don't even know if I'm capable of publishing anything good, but that's another story.

I like music. scratch that, I love music, don't know if I could live without it. favorite songs include Good Times Bad Times by led zep, Hallelujah the version by Rufus Wainwright, Play Around by Patti Scialfa, Beethoven's 5th, Bleed It Out by Linkin Park, and Up Around the Bend by Credence. My favorite band of all time is Led Zeppelin. My second favorite band (for now) is Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

I'm not a good person. Don't let yourself be fooled by my manners. I lie, I cheat, I steal (not very often, and not really at all anymore), I'm too cowardly to stand for my own mistakes, I'm lazy, I'm judgmental, I'm a hypocrite, I have a serious case of superiority complex (almost as bad as sasuke), and I manipulate anyone and everyone around me. Did I mention that I love myself? It's true, I wouldn't give up anything about me. But I am trying to do good, and hopefully in another few years, I may be able to call myself a decent enough person again. Another way of putting it is that I'm a cold, cowardly, calculating bastard who's simply trying to make up for my mistakes and shortcomings.

Life lessons I've learned at my tender young age include the following:

1. There are three great healing powers in the universe. From least to greatest, they are music, laughter, and time.

2. I'd rather be happy than right any day.

3. Good parents are the best. 'nough said.

4. Life can be a b!@#. Get over it.

5. Sometimes you fight the losing battle because it's the only battle worth fighting. In the words of Hub from Second Hand Lions (one of the greatest movies of all time),

"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in."

Other then that, I like all the shows on USA, Fire Fly, Naruto, and Stargate SG1.

Favorite six books of all time are Lord of the Rings. Second favorite six books, and the ones that should replace the bible, are the complete and unabridged Hitchhikers Guide.

I've just read the latest Manga and I must say that naruto has grown into a wise man, possibly the greatest and most honorable I've yet to see in the series. If he were alive today, he is one I would follow to my death.

any questions, message me.

If you know you're always wearing "the mask", but you are trying to take it off once in a while, add your name to this list and paste it on your profile:

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Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 69 - Words: 819,536 - Reviews: 5710 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Full Circle by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, Sixth Hokage, loving husband and father... until tragedy steals it all away. To reclaim his bright future Naruto must race through long-forgotten memories, confront a ghost from his past, and bring everything Full Circle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,435 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Siderite by Jaggarte x reviews
A collection of one shots featuring Hyuuga Hinata. Also, crackety crack crack warning, there are ALL kinds of pairings within. 1st chapter summary has all the information you could want. This chapter - Zetsu x Hinata written by Emerald-Elf 707 and not by me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Promises Made by Fester0662 reviews
Better summary inside. Namikaze Minato, and Hyuga Hiashi made an agreement many years before the birth of Naruto. That promise is still shrouded in mystery as the search for the missing Naruto goes on. What will happen when he is finally found? Naru/Hina/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 215,536 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Making the Best of It by Crimson Siyrean reviews
A chance meeting had perked her interest. A desire to help brighten his quiet loner life had made her approach. What she hadn't expected was to wake up next to Kakashi sensei after a night of binge drinking and apparently debauchery?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Ino Y. - Complete
Dog's Life by ShivaVixen reviews
First in Ninja Life Series: Kakashi gets turned into a dog and his team takes care of him, they don't know it, and Kakashi doesn't know how he became a dog, but the cosequences of the transformation will change how they all look at each other, If only Kakashi knew how to change back
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Muma by Amaiko reviews
When you possess a rare bloodline limit, it's usually best not to fall into the hands of a mad medical genius and his equally deranged master. Pity that Hinata doesn't have a choice in the matter. Spoilers up to the more recent chapters of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y.
The One with the Green Thumb by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
NaruSaku To Create Gods by Narusaku1357 reviews
Sequal to 'A Winter Without Him' Mona reflects on her past. Her NeeChan is on a missin to Anchor a God to earth by fusing them with another human. But this dream ended years ago when she disappeared after their Parents deaths. Or...So she thought....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Plans Change & other One Shot's by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
A collection of Naruto and Hinata one shot's. From 'cute' to 'sad' and some in-between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Last Night by Jaggarte x reviews
Time waits for no man. Sasuke has one last night to be away from everything that is turning his life inside out. A place of calm in a time of turbulence. Written for DateMe's fairytale, December challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Misfortune by GillianRose reviews
Preseries: How did Mal and Inara fall in love? New chapter, His Mrs. Janisch, Part 6. Inara returns to Serenity. Firefly does not belong to me. Many thanks to Charlie BZ and browncoat 2x2 for all the help!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,183 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Inara, Mal
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Isn't this a little awkward by The Black Gryphon reviews
Gaara exhaled, a cross look on his face as he tried to recall how the blithering HELL he got in this situation" -Drabble; Pairing: Gaara/Hinata/Shikamaru-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Training of Akemi by Amael the Chosen reviews
Rated M for mild Interrogation/Violence. Twelve hopefuls have been selected from amongst the scores of aspirants and taken underground to the ANBU training caves. Will they find their strength, or fail miserably? Based upon 'Akemi' by, well, me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Worth It? by Nemrut reviews
Naruto has become Hokage, but was it worth the trouble? One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What's with the slapping? by puertorrican-babe reviews
Hinata just can't keep herself from slapping her husband. Just some good old one-shot fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Troublesome Silhouettes by Dreaming Knightess reviews
Droplets of water shimmered in the air as Temari took cover in the water, and just as quickly burst out again. 'I knew you were going to try a dirty trick like that, Nara, you pervert.' In which Shikamaru is mystified. Slightly crackish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Jungle Life by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Ino coerces Kiba into going to a Halloween party as Tarzan. Things heat up unexpectedly, and Kiba gets a special treat. Rawr. Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino. Lemon. Edited/Revised 01/22/11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
Little Mouse by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
He is a predator, skillful, ruthless, and twisted. So why is it he cannot kill this one little mouse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Different Perspective by chocolatte-delight reviews
One-shots from different characters' viewpoints on the relationship of Kakashi and Hinata. Sequel of sorts to A Different Story. KakaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Team Dynamics by chocolatte-delight reviews
Team Eight-centric. They're not just teammates. They're friends. It just took Kiba a little bit longer to realize that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hinata H.
Cloud and Leaf by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Omoi plays a game with Ino and realizes, much too late, she's the one playing him. Omoi-centric. Omoi/Ino. Yes, Omoi/Ino. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2009 - [Omoi, Ino Y.] - Complete
NARUTO: KONOHA CIVIL WAR by Nanashinoshi reviews
A small stone, in a giant pond can cause major ripple. Hyuuga Hinata is scheduled for execution for running away from Konoha, despite having good reasons. Naruto and friends rush to save her and suddenly find themselves in the middle of a civil war. Didn't quite end the way I wanted-REWRITE COMING SOON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,885 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Story by chocolatte-delight reviews
Kakashi is assigned to watch over a certain Hyuuga heiress during her first week at the Academy. When he sees her great potential, he decides to train her. A teacher/student relationship turns into a close friendship. Can something more develop? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,380 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sandstorm by DJ-Rage reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha after nearly killing Sasuke in an attempt to bring him home. He makes his way to Suna and four years later Konoha needs his help. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bruises by Kaiina reviews
Hinata get's kicked out and Naruto decides to help her. BAD SUMMENARY! Rated T for slight swearing and slight adult themes but NO LEMON
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seduction 101 by Castalyne reviews
The dare had gone horribly awry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sai, Hinata H. - Complete
NaruSaku A winter without him by Narusaku1357 reviews
Sequal to "Meet Cheyenne" Naruto and Jiraiya need to leave on a training trip and christmas is on its way. Sakura dosnt want him to leave, she wants to spend it with him. But while he and the Ero-sennin are gone. Konaha is attacked. Another sequal after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
And It Was So by TheFirstWaltz reviews
My first crack at NarutoxHinata. She was weird, there was no doubt about that. She always had a fever: whenever she was around him, her face was red. And then...a mission together? He didn't have time for people who were always sick! Completed finally .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,115 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Gentle Fist by AngelAnimefan reviews
Naruto's about to figure out that Lee isn't the only natural practitioner of drunken fist... NaruHina. Finally Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Emptied Existence by SweetMemoryx
She broke, because everything they'd ever said had obviously been the truth.. x Not much of a plot, just random Hinata drabble, and some self-injury..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Family time by Kaiina reviews
Naruto and Hinata have a mission to take care of the child of an 'Anbu' for 4 weeks. Can they live together and handle the child. And what happends if Naruto realises that maybe a family life is great after all? NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love Me Down by unkeptsecret reviews
It stood to reason, then, that Shizune could allow herself to be stupid about something, just one thing, after a lifetime of spartan practicality, so Shizune lets herself be stupid for Kabuto. Shizune/Kabuto. Eventual Shizune/Genma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Trial by Leaves by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto is ready for the role of Hokage, but he has one grand challenge to overcome first. Now he must prove his conviction to his friends; along the way he may discover just as much about them …and himself. NaruHina, other pairings, T for my own paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,623 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akemi by Amael the Chosen reviews
A Naru/Hina one-shot. Hinata has trouble sleeping, and goes to check on Naruto. The only problem? She has to sneak past his ANBU protective detail...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Involved by unkeptsecret reviews
Kakashi makes a point of not getting involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
Jisatsu by fallen angels blood shed tears reviews
They all hate him. He killed her. It was all his fault and yet he wasn't even there. So how? How could he have killed her? There about to tell him. warning some ooc and suicide. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shopping Trip by GillianRose reviews
Based on a conversation I had with CharlieBZ about a dream, Mal looking at a fluffy pair of women's underthings on a hanger. Chapter 2: Hints. Inara's Perspective on the Shopping Trip. I own nothing, all hail Joss! Dear Santa, Serenity II please!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Role Model Hinata by whiteshadow11 reviews
Hinata babysits and teaches the kids something. Do not own the characters or Anything!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Marriage is easy right? by Kyuubi123 reviews
Akastuki is defeated, Madara's plan is destroyed, Sasuke has been brought back, and Naruto is Hokage. What could possibly be wrong now? Well lets just say that our heros are trying to adjust to marriage. Naru/hina, shika/tem, neji/ten, sasu/saku, cho/ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Night to Remember by shigemoto reviews
How do shinobi cope with the endless missions, fatigue and death in their lives? Everyone has their own methods, but this is how Genma helped Shizune.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Peach by GillianRose reviews
Inara tells Mal how the Operative got her to make the wave. Unabashed fluff - probable one shot. Please read and review. Disclaimer: I own nothing. All hail Joss!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Companion/sequal thingy to 'Breathless' from Kisame's POV. The Akatsuki kidnap Hinata to lure Naruto to them, but surely there will be unseen consequences? Crap summary, good story :P KisaHina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Breathless by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Hinata is locked away, her only source of light is one of those who comes to her room. But he isnt like the others. Implied Kisame x Hinata yep you heard me One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
To Last by Lotos-Eater reviews
[NejiTen] Four oneshots in response to the LJ NejiTen FOIL challenge. Angst to crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Naruto said goodbye and went to heaven by Guardian Craze reviews
The final installment of the Naruto said Goodbye series. Sometimes, even if you do bad, you still do good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life Is Perfect by demon scream reviews
“How about I take you to diner. As payment I mean.” he added the last quickly and a blush stained his cheeks. IrukaHinata rated M for lemon. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Iruka U., Hinata H. - Complete
Poisonous Touch by demon scream reviews
She was like a drug bringing me to ecstasy but unlike a drug her effects never wore off. So instead I call her a poison. KakHina warning lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
One Kiss by demon scream reviews
Who would have thought that one little innocent kiss would leave Hinata lusting after someone she shouldn't even be thinking about. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bad Dog, No Biscuit by Lotos-Eater reviews
Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
Hinata said, Goodbye by Guardian Craze reviews
Sequal to Naruto said, Goodbye. Naruto kills Hinata. But she understands why. And she still supports him. Even in the afterlife. And she still loves him too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke said, Goodbye by Guardian Craze reviews
Sequal to Naruto said, Goodbye Naruto killed Sasuke. But he thanked him. Do you know why? It was his mistake. He should've left him alone... Because of that, he dies. And he's still a traitor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto said, Goodbye by Guardian Craze reviews
Just a oneshot about Naruto. The pain and suffering he had... it's not fair... so he killed them. He killed them all... raped Sakura, and killed Hinata. He killed everyone... and he has no regrets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Collector by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Leader! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
The Desert by Lotos-Eater reviews
“Listen: the desert is my home, Shikamaru,” she said once, before things became serious, back when there was still room for escape.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Genjutsu by Lotos-Eater reviews
It's only when a fight is already lost that you start to pull out techniques you don't really know how to use. Temari vs. Kabuto, mild TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Naruto:Skipping the Rift by Nanashinoshi reviews
REWRITE COMING SOON!Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba and Haruno Sakura have been given orders by the Fifth Hokage to hunt down renegade ANBU Operative Hyuuga Hinata. Re
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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Takumi's First Week reviews
Takumi meets the Hokage. lots of fun. some mysteriousness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Tsunade S.
takumi introduced reviews
new to this. Sakura meets a strange newcomer at the hospital.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tkumi Introduced
read the other takumi introduced please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete