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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30537 - Favs: 16,977 - Follows: 14,699 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 4,829 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6906 - Favs: 8,897 - Follows: 6,756 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10168 - Favs: 10,241 - Follows: 7,195 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 400 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harvest by Norwest reviews
Oneshot: "Was this the first time a geth asked if it had a soul?" - "No. It was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
XSGCOM: Terra from the Deep by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 5,893 - Follows: 6,865 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
I Can't Believe It's Not 15 IBRC Certification by Lord Raa reviews
What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,672 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/21/2007
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Frozen Heart, Crimson Steel by Zetsubou Writer reviews
A different sealing, an unexpected tragedy, another stolen scroll, a new team. Changes in his background put Naruto on a different path as he struggles to meet his destiny. FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 144,103 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,321 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rhino, Shocker - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10446 - Favs: 13,085 - Follows: 5,354 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Crisis by Kaijo reviews
One year after Section Six disbanded, Nanoha, Fate, and the rest of the gang discover that their fight continues. Plans started years ago are secretly continued, and will soon bear horrific fruit: a power both old and familiar will challenge them all...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,674 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 690 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Sing Us A Song, You're The Stilt Man! by Chris Myers reviews
Proof that the power of lip synced music, sung in crowded bars, can bring everyone together...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Shocker - Complete
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 670 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Ties That Bind by ExcalibursZone reviews
Erin Potter is loved by her parents Harry and Hermione and they've provided every possible happiness to her, except one: They were married one year after she was born and the years before that are mysteriously kept quiet. What are her parents hiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Understanding Counters Hate
Naruto is full of strong and intelligent characters. What if they followed up on their promises to look after the title character? It might look something like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U.