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Joined 04-23-09, id: 1912128, Profile Updated: 09-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Name: Michelle. I have no special nickname lol.

Age: 16

Gender: Girl

Location: Hell!! Jk, I live in NJ.

About me: I love writing, I think it's a bunch of fun to make up you own kind of situations and circumstances and free yourself in your writing. I am in 11th grade. English has always been one of my favorite subjects and best. Although my stories don't reflect much of my personality, I am actually a very random and fun person, but I write better sad or serious stories, I don't know why lol. Lately I've been becoming more and more obsessed with Twilight x.x. I am on this site more than I should be, like right now I should be doing my Biology homework and my Spanish homework, but instead of that I'm typing this profile thingy up lol.

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Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Say It Out Loud by karmapolice28 reviews
What if Bella was any other hormonal teenager?What if Edward wasn't so oblivious to his hotness?What if you read this story!then you would totally call it a juicy lemon by chapter 2!smut smut smutty smutty smut!lol cause that's how i roll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Utter Darkness by Jewels64 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Edward joins the Volturi to save Bella. He becomes addicted to human blood. Will Bella and the Cullens be able to save him? Will the Volturi succeed in wiping out the Forks Coven? Will the werewolves help? Angst,violence, some lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,673 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bizzaro Twilight by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
-AU- What would Twilight have been like if the roles were reversed? Edward, Emmett & Jasper are humans living in Forks with their dad, Charlie working at the police station. Bella, Rosalie & Alice are vampires sent to live in Forks by Carlisle & Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,847 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: A Darkward Tale by Reniefuwa reviews
What if Twilight were actually...good? And about real vampires? A reinterpretation of the novel "Twilight" that follows the plot, told from the POV of "Darkward." The fun stuff happens when Bella's not around. If you like it, check my profile for sequels!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,980 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
75 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by nothingatlpersonal reviews
Title self-explainitory. Plz review, this is my first fanfic! Now with short stories from each point
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Emmett
Silly Emmett Presents: A Series of One Shots by andiewuzherre reviews
A series of one shots, probably mostly collaborations with adidasgrl328. Just the Cullens in funny situations :-D Rated M for innuendo and some language :-0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mixed Signals by DizzyAlice reviews
Stan discovers he has developed feelings more than friendship towards Kyle. However, when his friend begins sending him mixed signals, Stan has trouble figuring out Kyle's true feelings. STyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Poking Fun at the Twilight Saga by Half crazed dancer reviews
Ever wonder how many times Edward is described? Want to know a list of "That's what she said"? Bored, lifeless, or just want to laugh about all things Twilight? Written out of LOVE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Hybrid: a comedy featuring Emmett and Jacob by calhale reviews
Emmett and Jacob are extremly bored and decide to watch Underworld. This along with other boredom induced events leads to general hilariousness and stupidity. Contains some slash and just general vulgarity. Rated for implied situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
EMMETT CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Edward the plumber by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Bella and Edward have been married for a while and it seems the sparks in their sex life has started to dim. Edward has his own little plan to spark things up again. Smut McSmutalot. ExB. AH OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
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That Time of the Month reviews
How will Edward react when he finds out Bella has her "friend"? *One-Shot*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Did something go wrong when Edward was changed into a vampire that nobody knew of untill it was too late? Will he get another life with Bella? BxE Lemony in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete