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Hey, I'm Hannah and I am completely and utterly obsessed with Harry Potter and music!

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Music I love: The Whomping Willows, Fall Out Boy, Panic(!) at the Disco, The Young Veins, The Academy Is..., Hey Monday, Cobra Starship, Patrick Stump, Gym Class Heroes, My Chemical Romance, Evanesence, 30 Seconds To Mars, Blink 182, Paramore, Mindless Self Indulgence, Guns N' Roses, Good Charlotte, The Beatles, Queen, Eminem, Green Day, Draco and the Malfoys, Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden, All Time Low, You Me At Six, The All-American Rejects, Aerosmith, Slipknot, Bring Me The Horizon, Lil' Chris, Nirvana, Muse, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, The Killers, Lostprophets, John Mayer, Elvis Costello, Framing Hanley, Kids In Glass Houses, StarKid, Forever the Sickest Kids, Metallica, Kill Hannah, Madness, AC/DC, Betty Curse etc... (there's way more but i'm lazy)

A Very Potter Musical Quotes!

Hermione :This year I plan to study a lot.
Ron : That would be cool if you’re actually hot.

Ron : Ginny this is Harry ...Harry Potter
Ginny : You’re Harry Potter, you’re The boy who lived.
Harry :Yeah, you’re Ginny.
Ginny : It’s Ginevra
Harry : Cool, Ginny is fine.
Ron: Stupid sister !Stop bothering famous friend !

Dumbledore : My name is Albus Dumbledore. You may call me... Dumbledore. I suppose you can also call be Albus, if you want a detention! Nah, I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus!

Cedric : Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore : What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

Dumbledore : 10 points to Dumbledore !

Voldemort: At-choo!
Dumbledore: Did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrell: Um, no! That... that was simply a fart!

Dumbledore : Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.

Malfoy: Rumbleroar is the head master at Pigfarts. He's a lion, who can talk.

Voldemort: Just relax with the 'Dark King' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we've reached that point.

Voldemort: I believe everything has its place, Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their and so do your dirty clothes! Namely a dresser!

Voldemort : Quirrell, man , listen ! I may just be a parasite on the back of your head, literally devouring your soul every time you take a breath but even I can see you’re a to good guy to not have a bit of fun once and a while ,you deserve this.
Quirrell : If you put it that way , yeah, let’s go wild tonight .

Draco : You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five or a nine. But not, NOT about a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it.

Quirrell :I have to admit I was kinda nervous when you demand you attach yourself to my soul
Voldemort : Yeah, I could sense that.
Quirrell : But like now I think is kinda cool, like having a really close roommate, or even a...
Voldemort :Yeah, like a slave. Like a death eater
Quirrell : No man, it’s like having a friend.
Voldemort : I never had a friend before.
Quirrell : It looks like you got one now.

Ginny- *screams while handing Yule wreath to Harry*
Harry- Is this for me? Oh, thanks Ginny, how you know I'd need a wreath to ask Cho Chang, you're the best!
Ginny- Oh, Harry Potter, just, you, forget it!!
Harry- Alright, I will!! Cool!

Ron : The only two girls I know that don’t have dates are Ginny and Hermione. And I’m not going with my stupid sister.
Harry : And I think of Hermione as a sister so that’s out.
Ron : We find ourselves in such a puzzle.

Goyle : Oh, Goyle Rules !

Voldemort : Hey Quirrell, after this we should make plans.
Quirrell : Evil plans ?
Voldemort : No, casual plans, like we could go rollerblading on Saturday and them see a movie.
Quirrell : Would be great because we both could watch it for a change.

Draco: Go powder your nose or something!
Pansy: I just fixed my make-up a little while ago.
Draco: Trust me, you need more powder.

Hermione : I used to think looks weren't important, and now I think they are more important than anything

Ron : It’s Hermione ,I can’t take her out of my head and every time I look at her I have all these pains in my chest I know it's her fault, that bitch!

Harry: I was wondering if you has heard of something, uh, Voldemort is back, Cedric is dead, Professor Quirrell was crazy, and I have to save the world! did you hear that Hermione?!
Hermione: Actually, I have hear those things, Harry, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much SASS! Drop the attitude Harry Potter, your acting like Garfield on a Monday
Harry: *Gasp*

Ginny :Uh Harry, we kiss at the Yule ball and I thought we’re gonna be together forever ,and we’re not.
Harry: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Ginny: What’s going on?
Harry: This is what going on, don’t you get it ? Everyone near me is in danger ,and we can’t be together because Voldemort is back you would be in mortal peril ,don’t you get it? It’s like Spiderman movie, Mary Jane and Peter Parker can’t be together.
Ginny: Yeah but the whole point of Spiderman 2 is that MJ and Peter could be together in the end.
Harry: But the point of Spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and falls to shit ! Ginny the point I’m trying to make is I don’t want my life to be like Spiderman 3 ,I hate that movie !

Voldemort : Now two people are mad at me.

Harry : Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone in the world.

Malfoy: I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship.

Harry: I love all of you guys, except you, Draco, I can't fucking stand you.

Dumbledore : Harry is time you should know all the things you should know seven years ago that really would had help you along the way.

Harry: So you're like a clairvoyant, you can see the past, present and future all at the same time?
Dumbledore: Yeah
Harry: Can you tell me how Lost ends?
Dumbledore : Harry, there are some questions that even I can answer.

Malfoy: Do we have to fight? I'm tired. Can't we just be death eaters?

Dumbledore’s Will : In the event of my death, Gryffindor wins the house cup, Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, my chocolate factory to Charlie and The Toom Town to The Toons

Harry: All the professors are dead ,so butter beer is on me !
Everyone : Yay !

Dementor : While I was devouring every single part of your happy thoughts they’re all seem to be about a certain friend of yours, care to talk ?

Voldemort : Hey, you.

Voldemort : I learn something when I got my body back, I learn that life it’s really messy, complicated, and doesn’t turn out the way you think it will. You think that killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t, it just makes people dead. I got killed by a two year old, it’s really embarrassing, and people get like ‘When you’re gonna come back Voldemort’ ,‘When you gonna take over the world ?’, It’s on me, it’s all on me. I sit there all by myself because nobody wants to help, and I say to myself, maybe with Quirrell things would be ok.
Quirrell: Is ok good?
Voldemort: Quirrell, ok is wonderful.

A Very Potter Sequel Quotes!

Snape: Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?
Umbridge: don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid bitch?!

Ron: Red Vines...What the hell can't they do?

Lupin: Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.

Lucius: Why else do you think you have such a Little D? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF!

Harry: *under invisibility cloak* But Sirius I don't think I'm in any kind of grave danger...
*Harry takes off cloak*
Sirius: WHOA! Harry! Jesus!

Lupin: There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.

Umbridge: Did you get mah text?
Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.

Lucius: You'll pay for this!

Snape: Why that's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

Draco: But as consequence... My father...
Hermione: Lucius Malfoy.
Draco: The very same. It turns out my father has traveled back in time with a gang of death eaters. And their mission? To KILL Harry Potter. And when I found out about their evil plot... I STOWED away in my fathers fanny pack... So that I could stop them.

Malfoy: But my father has captured Harry Potter, and I had to seek help. I'm going to come at him with every second year spell I know. We're talking... Squishy-Tushy charms... Tickling hexes, and maybe... If I'm feeling especially cruel... a Bubble Head charm...

Lupin: My transformation... It's beginning! SPEED...OF A WOLF!

Seamus: So, you guys evuh hear the one ‘bout Serious Black and Flitwick’s littuh brotha? So, Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s walkin’ down the streets of Londuhn… And Serious Black, ‘e’s in this STORM DRAIN… Dressed as a CLOWN. An’ ‘e’s like, “Yo! Hey! Flitwick’s littul brothuh! Down ‘ere in this storm drain! It’s me! A clown!” And Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s like, “Yeah chap? Wutchoo want?” And Serious Black’s like, “Oh, Flitwick’s littul bruhva, you gotta get down this storm drain with me, ‘cause you’re. Missin’. Out! We’ve got a CARNIVUHL down ‘ere! We’ve got LOADS of cottuhn candy, and balloons!” And the kid practically flips, ‘e goes, “I gotta get down there… That sounds like a RIGHT TREAT THAT DOES!” So! ‘E reaches down his arm, right? But Serious Black… He grows ‘is mad teeth and ‘e BIOTES THE KIDS ‘EAD OFF! And two days latuh…That kid died.

Seamus: I heard one time, a dementor kissed her...And. IT. DIED.

Dumbledore: Disapparate!
Everyone: Ah! Magic!


Lupin: How much no proof is there now? Ah-ah! *throws down corpse* What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Petigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago! Can I get a time of death on this please?
Neville: Well I'm no coroner but, uh, looks like he was killed about ten minutes and, uh, thirty-six seconds ago.
Lupin: Thanks Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?
Molly: Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And MANGLED... And DIRTY.
Arthur: Yeah! How'd he end up like that. Lupin!
Molly: Yeah! Lupin!
Lupin: Yes! Probably the work...of that infamous Hogwarts...Jaguar.
Dumbledore: Makes sense to me!
Lupin: Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast...

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It Gets Better by for always forever reviews
"The fame and crap? I don't care. This man? He's all I need. I'm not talking about the platinum records or whatever when I tell you that it gets better." Kurt and Blaine make an It Gets Better video and fail terribly. Now with bonus Brittana chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Take a Seat by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Total crack!fic, in which Finn wishes Blaine would just TAKE A SEAT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
How Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe Discovered Drarry by Reinamy reviews
In which Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe discover Harry/Draco fan fiction, Tom becomes obsessed, and Dan frets over the utter bizarreness of his life. Tom/Dan RPS. Harry/Draco implied.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Five Times Kurt Proves He Really Is A Boy by Venice.Luna.Blanche reviews
Behind all of that flaming homosexuality lies a real man. Kurt proves it... in his own way. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Almost Kisses by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine couldn't find a moment alone. Every time their lips were about to touch, someone decided that was the moment they needed their presence known. Kurt wasn't going to stand for it anymore. KLAINE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Rocky Friendships and Finding Yourself by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Two summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Now Blaine is a sophomore, trying to follow the prearranged mold his father made, all the while dealing with his sexuality and the reappearance of Kurt in his life. An AU rewrite of Season 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,180 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Official Dalton Academy Warblers Handbook by AdamPascalFan reviews
As compiled by one Wesley Kim...all the rules you need to know in order to be a proper and appropriate Warbler. Co-written with Spookykat
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mouth by Wolcott reviews
At the Lonely Hearts Club dinner, some Warblers watch Sam eat.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sam E. - Complete
Love Is All You Need by NickiForDraco reviews
'What are you doing' Draco whispered desperately. 'Something I should have done the first time you asked.' SLASH. FLUFF. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nightly Interruptions by Uzoh reviews
One-shot! When someone disturbes Harrys oh-so-wonderful sleep, he certainly didn't expect it to be Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
We're Not by FountainOfPens reviews
Exactly what Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are not doing of an evening when they're supposed to be in detention. HP/DM SLASH, so if you don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Chemical Romance: So long and goodnight by xxTHE PARAMORE FREAKxx reviews
This is Sam's point of view of Alone in a room full of people's story.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
x To The End x by Through Lines Of Despair reviews
Gerard's girlfriend dies, what happens when he takes his own life to be with her? And what about the 'nice guy' thats madly in love with Gerard. Frikey
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Do I Sit By And Watch Them Fall In Love? by Through Lines Of Despair reviews
This is Lexa's POV of Alone In A Room Full Of People's story 'You Make Me Everything I Never Thought I Could Be'
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Because you're breaking our black, little hearts by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Gerard and Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Bob Bryar, Ray Toro, Suicide, grief, lust and good old teenage angst. MCR and a certain girl who might just find a reason to keep on living. Could love be at first sight or does it take a hell of a lot more than that?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,869 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Wrong by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
Panic At The Disco fic no subject for bands The band splits up, and so do Ryan and Brendon.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/28/2009
Submerge Me In This Darkness by MutilatedHopes-CripplingFaiths reviews
A teenage Gerard Way is attacked in an alley submerged in darkness, by darkness itself. Changed and twisted Gerards humanity is cast aside for something...much more blood firsty. Could he possibly live a normal life with such evil in his blood?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
Draco's Breath Smells Fabulous by graesun reviews
Harry blushed. Draco was amused. Harry wanted to bite Draco's nose. There was no way Harry was coming down to the kitchens at three in the morning ever again. Implied Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Old habits die hard and create a hell of a mess by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Emma is a typical teenage girl, but when her best friend Frank Iero introduces her to his band mates her life changes: her venemous past reveals itself and she might just find love. Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Bob Bryar and Ray Toro MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...
Crossover - X-overs & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,985 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
What will the children say? by silverbirch reviews
A time-turner fic with a difference. What if you went forward in time, not backwards? What if you met your children, who were the same age as you? Could you be friends, or would you still be mummy and daddy? JK Rowling still owns it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,394 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Late Night by andyfeltrad reviews
Slash. [HarryDraco] Harry and Draco watch a movie. Draco's confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Problems by Katria Bloom reviews
This is a series of conversation HD Slash pieces I have been working. They are individual stories each chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 20,906 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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