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Joined 04-24-09, id: 1912475, Profile Updated: 08-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

A good friend invited me to a Twilight dvd viewing party. It was all over after that. I call her my crack dealer. Read the books as fast as I could get them from the library. And then I was going to wait patiently for the next film.

I knew fanfic existed, but I decided I'd stay away. Until my crack dealer sent me a link. I haven't come up for air since then. My children are always asking if I'm reading more Edward stories. I read a scary amount of fic, pretty much any pairing. I am a h00r for slash.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,637 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,355 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The White Dress by avioleta reviews
"When he wears the white dress, Carlisle knows he will have to touch him." E/C. Vampslash. Crossdressing. Written for the Twilight Kink Fest. Please see a/n for original prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12076 - Favs: 5,011 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Handsome Woman by winterstale reviews
AH - collab w/ Viola Cornuta *CO-WINNER JUDGES' CHOICE: Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest* He took her on faith, and, with a pot of shamrock, she traveled to an unknown shore to become his wife. Rated M for future chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Edward, Siobhan
Eden Burning by Saluki168 reviews
Eden Burning catches up w/ Edward & Bella after 4 years of marriage. What would have happened if Nessie was never & Bella stayed human? Would their love be enough to survive this dark journey or would their paradise burn to the ground? Dark, adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,855 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Bella - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
We Don't Break, We Bend by LyricalKris reviews
When the man who's supposed to love them hurts them, and the people who are supposed to save them won't listen, it falls on their shoulders to not just survive, but save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,256 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Long Walk Home by bsmog reviews
Broken by his experiences in the Civil War, Edward marches with Jasper and Emmett to Gettysburg. A stolen night's sleep leads him to the girl he thinks could save him, but the battle rages on, and his duty could destroy them both. AH. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,130 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flying High with Silver Wings by FloridaChickie reviews
The year is 1965 and Bella, a Pan Am stewardess, has a crush on the charming, Officer Cullen. Will sparks fly or will this flight have an aborted takeoff? Originally written for the Age of Edward contest, but now continues. Rated M for lemons, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,328 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Don't Know Me by philadelphic reviews
For the Age of Edward contest. AU, AH 1950's Chicago. Cynical lawyer and confirmed bachelor Edward Masen is looking for a secretary who can handle him. He gets more than he bargained for in the form of a shy, mysterious girl fresh off the bus from Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 164 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
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Redeeming Leah reviews
Twilight 25 Round Four. Drabbles centered around Leah. Ratings & Pairings vary. A little AU, a little AH, a dash of canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Leah - Complete
The Twilight 25 reviews
25 prompts, 25 drabbles or one-shots. Winter 2010
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
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