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I leave long, sappy reviews everywhere. That might be how you found me. Hi.

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Swagger Like Us by The Brat Prince reviews
My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Rectum is a Tomb by SekritOMG reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 233,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
This Could Be Anywhere But Here by avalise reviews
Stan and Kyle had a plan for college: Get the Hell Out of South Park. Their plan was successful, though under unplanned circumstances. Now, Stan is graduating and he hasn't spoken to his best friend in four years. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,277 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
He's On Your Mind by kouichi kimura 4eva reviews
When faced with life changing decisions that may mean the end of Stan and Kyle's relationship, Kyle debates with himself whether he should come clean with his love for Stan or if he should continue keeping it a secret and risk losing Stan to Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,303 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Heresy of Angels by Courtanie reviews
The line between miracles and evil is thin, and Kenny is right on that line. Locked away from sight, he breaks free for a moment and falls for the grace and geniality of a heretic. M for later chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stalemate by H. Erectus reviews
In which Craig Tucker sucks, the rumor mill sucks, and a catch-22 screws everyone over. Stan/Kyle, minor Craig/Clyde. Maybe others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Enough To Make You Laugh by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,829 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
California Gurls by Your Father reviews
Unsupervised sex, drugs, IHOP and partying ensues for twenty-one days. What could possibly go wrong? Stan/Kyle/Kenny/Craig/Tweek and eventually other people they find. But mostly Style. And a side of just about everything else. Welcome to California.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Remembering Stan by Ben Barrett reviews
After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan does everything in his power to help Kyle remember. SxK. Slash. No longer a collab project.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Monstrous by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Most love stories begin with the promise of a happy ending. But this is most certainly not a love story. Kyle/Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
You Could've Lied by scarlettshazam reviews
Kyle is struck with the realization that he loves Stan. Afraid it's unrequited, he decides to show Stan how he feels in a different way. Style oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Holiday Hair Removal by hollycomb reviews
After many years together, Stan finally notices something about Kyle's grooming habits. Upon further investigation and to Stan's dismay, Craig Tucker is involved.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Answer is Always Yes by Chasing Rabbits reviews
After it comes out that Wendy's started dating a new guy while she's off in college, Stan falls into yet another one of his depressive states. Kyle, as per usual, has to set him straight.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Good Lives by Enkay reviews
South Park will never change. But people do. Stan/Kyle/Wendy/Kenny-centric story; Style, Kendy, Stendy, etc. Rated for sex, drugs, and high school shenanigans.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Other Table by SekritOMG reviews
So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,376 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Someone Like You by The Human Kite reviews
Stan and Kyle didn't grow up together, didn't spend their childhood going on crazy adventures. They didn't even live in the same state. But distance can't keep apart two people destined to be together.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,443 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Misery Business by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,011 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
To No Regrets by ladykaylee reviews
He was such a f***ing idiot sometimes. He should have learned by now that denying who you are and what you want does nothing but push away the person you're trying so hard to convince yourself you don't need. Style, ft. Bunny & some Candy on the side
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,980 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Mumford Style by LoveOfLiterature reviews
Stan's thrown off balance when he accidentally comes out to his parents. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents just wish he'd show interest in anyone. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
That Look by belle-kell reviews
Instead of thinking about everything, maybe Kyle should have just concentrated on the person in front of him. And that person... well, lets just say Stan has a lot on his mind, too. Style, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
All Good Things by mr. eames reviews
Well, all good things, they must come to an end, but what about starting from scratch again? Stan/Kyle, grunge rock, a one-man road trip and Star Trek novelizations. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Road Rage by avalise reviews
Randy Marsh surprises Stan with his own car, Cartman has 30,000 tickets to cash in for a big prize, Kenny is reveling in a kickass cheese sandwich, and Kyle is just excited to have a nice, chill day at the arcade. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Six Years by eggstraordinary reviews
Six years is a long time, you think... But you're breathing. Your heart is beating and everything is beautiful and you're alive. You're finally home.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Social Avoidance Quandary by The Human Kite reviews
When Kyle starts keeping to himself, avoiding Stan and even his beloved Facebook, Stan is determined to set things right… but that's a little difficult when he doesn't even know what went wrong.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mud by The Human Kite reviews
"Without orange, all blue does is sit around and mope and write songs about hybrid cars." Stan watches Kyle paint. *Repost because I changed accounts*
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
What I Would do Just to See You Again by TheOddSoul reviews
We had it all, it was perfect, us together—just chilling out—having the time of our afterlife. But Stan just had to get married!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,366 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The High Road by Stolen Boats reviews
A family bond is something he will go to the ends of the Earth for, even if it means destroying the lives of his friends and himself. Kyle embarks to save his brother and is sent into an emotional tailspin that threatens to consume his life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
US Route 285 by Percentile reviews
Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,955 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Unmasked by Courtanie reviews
He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
As the Drunk Crow Flies by somethingcool reviews
Kyle's reaction to Stan coming out results in a very confusing twenty-four hours. Style, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Of Shakespeare and Cupcakes by crocious reviews
Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Queer by Passion Scarlett reviews
Stan was not queer, and neither was Kyle. So it was really unexpected to both of them what he did that afternoon. Maybe he had just gone temporary insane, which could certainly explain why he kissed his best friend for no apparent reason. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
That's Just The Way It Always Was by Percentile reviews
That's just the way it always was, and just the way it should be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Best Times of Life by DarkMindedThinker89 reviews
Stan and Kyle spend a night at Stan's house that starts some crazy mishaps between the two as they grow from 9 year old boys to men. Follow along with the craziness. What will happen between them? Will they get together? Find out! Chapter Twelve Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,728 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Speechless by TheOddSoul reviews
Two and a half years… we were fourteen… Trent Boyette was released from Juvenile Hall for the second time… It's funny how the world works.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,693 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
My Skin Is by scarletrose92 reviews
“Heard Jewboy was coming home.” Kenny turned to look at Cartman. "What? Kyle?" "Yep. Wendy told me. Met up with him in France. Dude he’s been in boarding school up there. Freaking Lame.” Style. Rating will change.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,178 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Trial And Error by AllzStar reviews
A tragic accident leaves Kyle with little memory of his life and the people in it. Every day he must learn everything all over again. It's up to Stan to help Kyle remember who he is, but will Stan be able to cope with the repercussions? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Funeral by Stolen Boats reviews
One-shot. One of the three boys is dead and the others are grieving. Can you tell who is who?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hell And Alcohol by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
“I've had this awful feeling lately,wherever I go,no matter what I do,it's always in the pit of my stomach.I don't know what it is,” he looked at me and his grey eyes had turned to swimming pools of metal."But it's not good.For any of us." Style Stan POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Way The Clouds Move by His Little LabRat reviews
The red balloon. The ant on the sidewalk. The charming prince. The Lonely War. Kyle knows these well, but all he wants to know is all of Stan - the red balloon. Style M/M. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. Heavily psychological.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
So Long, Lonesome by ketamine.methanol reviews
High school dramatics and secret salvations that tie people together or break 'em apart. Tons of different pairings. Namely Style. Rated MA for future chapters. Harsh language & adult/sexual content. Hinted drug use & abuse.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Brace Yourself by The Brat Prince reviews
Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,393 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
On a Park Bench by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Stan and Kyle aren't sure what they should do for Valentines Day, so they just walk around all night. It's time for a first kiss, but what could possibly be the right moment? Shounen Ai.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
All I Want Is You by Natsu reviews
Because sometimes life is more Danny Boyle and less Ang Lee. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Blissful Accident by Misakami reviews
Stan meets a boy online, but what he finds isn't exactly what he was expecting...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Piecewise Function by brightened reviews
Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Closeted Man's Guide to Goodies by Yet Another Dark Rose reviews
In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Just Another Day In The Park by stumacher reviews
Kyle's Bar Mitzvah gets a little strange by the time that practically the entire town is accusing him and Stan of being gay. But, not without good reason. StanKyle one-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
You Can Never Go Back by The Brat Prince reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,055 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Whence We Practice, We Make Perfect by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes, if we're really good, we can lie so well that those lies become truths. How many lies have you convinced yourself of? How many have yet to rise to the surface? Don't worry - you know what they say: Practice makes perfect. Just keep on lying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Drugs and Late Night Talk Shows are Bad, M'kay? by avalise reviews
Kyle has Stan—sort of. Stan has Kyle—sort of. If only Stan would just grow a pair so that he can quit wasting Kenny's weed on whining. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Happenstance by the pink striper reviews
At the beginning of junior year, a couple of weeks after move in, Kyle Broflovski decided that it was probably time he told Stan Marsh that he was gay. This is a study of what happened next. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Reflections by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Stan M. - Complete
Fruits and Birds by SekritOMG reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A South Park Christmas Story by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Stan makes a New Years vow to win Kyle's heart, but needs to find the bravery to actually pursue his goal. The Christmas spirit may give him cause. STYLE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misery Business is Simply Theatrics by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
The boys are hiking through the rocky roads of adolescence with a crazed principle, weirdo teachers, raging hormones, strange realizations, new talents and new tortures. It's bound to be a long fanfic with lots of fluff & angst ahead. STYLE coupling
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Why Drinking is Bad For You by youbstrds reviews
It all begins with a fateful bottle of vodka and a drinking game. Stan and Kyle create problems that they cannot keep hidden. Stan/Kyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Bake Off by SekritOMG reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Paper Saucer by Fletset reviews
I, Kyle Broflovski, hereby declare that if three years from today I am still girlfriendless and Stan is still boyfriendless, we will start dating one another!" It might as well be mentioned that Kyle was drunk at the time. StanKyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I'm The One Who Loves You Lately by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Life is unchanging and common in South Park, Colorado, seemingly, but something is slowly bubbling in the backroud of Stan's mind, slowly twisting him into a person that may be the real him he'd been looking for all along. STYLE COUPLING R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Seven Times by eishi reviews
There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
For Now, Forever by style xx reviews
On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Giving to the Greater Good by style xx reviews
In a botched attempt to get back together with Stan, Wendy gives him ideas about what his best friend's weird new habit really means. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Never The Bride by Duchess of Kilcardy reviews
Telling him was something I kept putting on the back burner because hey there would always be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or even the day after that. He wasn’t going anywhere and neither was I. He wasn't supposed to get married. [StanxKyle, oneshot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah by Seaouryou reviews
It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
While You Were Out by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle's POV. 'He did need the rest by the way he looked earlier, but I couldn’t contain myself. I didn’t know why, but I had this unsettling feeling like our time together was precious and all too short...' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Two Minutes and Twelve Seconds reviews
... is how long it takes Kyle to die. / K2, Style, eventual hinted Stenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.