Neptune Jupiter
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Joined 04-24-09, id: 1912703, Profile Updated: 04-03-10
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First of all allow me to tell you a little about myself. I had long black/ brown hair that I had to cut. You know why? Because I run with them werewolves!! I'm fast too. You could just think of me as Leah's little sister that looks like her except for the fact that I look more hispanic and black than native amaerican( if she had a sister like that). I am... the third Clearwater. ( Gasp!, There's a third Clearwater?) Yeah no not really but I did have to cut my long hair so know it is medium length hair. And I am certainly not tall enough to be a werewolf. I'm 5' 3. But I do have the skintone, eye color, speed, and attitude. ( Sigh). Darn my shortness and my non- native american- ness!!

In any event, hey. What up. You have wondered onto the page of Neptune Jupiter. Aren't you lucky? Sike, just kidding. ( I really wasn't). No but really thanks for visitng my page I hope you find what you are looking for. If not... I can't be held responsible.

TEAM JACOB!! You know why? 'Cause real men don't sparkle. Their abs may glisten when they sweat... or when they' re standing outside shirtless and it's raining( haha Taylor's HOT!!) but they do not sparkle. But hey all of you vamps out there, it's okay. I will try to be nice( uh, that's a lie). It's not your fault you smell so bad. Or that your skin has no pigment. Or that your eyes are some really weird yet( and I hate to admit this) intriguing colors. :)

My favorite group on Twilight are the Werewolves. Duh. Not only because they're hot but they are total bad ass. Not to mention they're more fun and upbeat than the vamps. And they can be funny as hell! I really like that they still act like a pack in human form. No matter what they always have that animal dynamic. Which is cool. I like the CUllens too. Especially Alice, Rose, Emmett, and Jsper. They're the fun ones.

Anywho enjoy the page and when you get tired of it just log off of it smart people, okay? ( In case anyone didn't get that I wasn't really addressing the smart people I was insulting the stupid ones. And if you didn't get that you are probably one of the people I was talking about! :)) ILY!!

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The Borgias Season 4 (If I were to co-write it) by deni269 reviews
A screenplay based on Neil Jordan's screenplay 'The Borgias Apocalypse'. Alphonso has passed and Lucrezia and Cesare now find themselves bound in an even bigger mess. Cesare plans a campaign to Naples which sends his little brother home to Rome for safety. How can Sancia help Lucrezia with her new dilemma? *contains SPOILERS for Neil Jordan's 'The Borgias: Apocalypse'*
Borgias - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Cesare B., Joffre B., Lucrezia B., Micheletto C.
Unholy by ohgeekyone reviews
They were one. Her constant. Her reason for existing. Her unholy addiction. A short continuation of what happens after S3.
Borgias - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Cesare B., Lucrezia B. - Complete
Don't Let My Innocence Rush Back by Lynedius reviews
What did they know about God, what did they know about sin more than he would ever know with himself buried within her? Borgiacest. One-Shot.
Borgias - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Cesare B., Lucrezia B. - Complete
Protege by cosmickym reviews
Jacob Black is an agent at the KCR, an underground american agency that specialized in assasinations and international missions. He's the best at what he does and he always works alone. Leah Clearwater is new to KCR but she is already showing that she is one of the best. What happens when the president of KCR puts these two alphas together for an important mission? AH, A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,893 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Purple Hearts by sentinel10 reviews
Ex-Special Forces Officer Jacob Black is going to be executed in 14 days unless Leah can dig deep enough into his old life to found out what really happened. Can she keep the ghosts of her own past at bay to save his life or will he end up saving hers? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,897 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Leah, Jacob
La Luna Del Cacciatore by sentinel10 reviews
She had an Imprint and she was in love. Funnily enough, she didn't find both in the same man. Leah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,970 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Figure it Out by thunder skies reviews
“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
No Perfect Endings reviews
After Breaking Dawn. 2 years ago Nessie grew up and ran away with Nahuel leaving Jacob behind.Leah his best friend has helped him find his happiness again.And in turn found her own. Will they have a shot at romance again? This is my first fan fic ever!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jacob, Leah