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I'm mostly here to read and give encouragement.
It's been so long since I've written, I'm rusty. Maybe someday I'll put something together and post it out here, who knows...

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Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.)
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 294,580 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Ticking Clocks by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
The ticking clock is a slow agonizing count down that reminds Jacob his time to save Bella from a fate worse than death is coming to an end. For now, only in his wildly vivid dreams does he confess his love to her. She needs to know, he needs to tell her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Candle in the Window by scribeninja reviews
Sequel to Graveyard of Good Intentions. NFL player Eric and Teacher Sookie are happily married and more in love than ever. They've settled into a great life and are talking about expanding their family when something unexpected and life-altering happens.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,893 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some by Miss Construed reviews
It's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,377 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Never Say Never by scribeninja reviews
-"I was willing to wait... because a girl like Sookie Stackhouse is the kind of girl you wait for." -Eric Northman. Journey of two people coming together. Eric and Sookie. AH-OOC. M for language, lemons, and adult subject matter, namely emotional abuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,519 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sign Here by scribeninja reviews
Sookie does some online shopping and starts a fling with her UPS delivery man, Eric. Has plot, I swear. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Graveyard of Good Intentions: Redux by scribeninja reviews
The expansion of the one-shot of the same title. Sookie and Eric have been best friends since they were 8. They love each other, but fate and teen hormones have other plans. AH-OOC Rated M for lemons much, much later. HEA! Complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,544 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,946 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,768 - Follows: 5,709 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Dreams May Come by scribeninja reviews
AH-AU-OOC Sookie has been dreaming about an amazing man lately, a man so perfect that there is no chance he's real. But what if he is? And what happens when she meets him? Rated M for later chapters. E/S COMPLETE
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,191 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Growing Pains: The Putting Lessons Prequel by bethaboo reviews
A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,661 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save a Horse Ride a Swede by sawyersmine reviews
Cowboy up one shot contest entry. ES/AH/AU/M. This is a coming of age story about two high school friends struggling to find themselves in this small town in rural Wyoming when they both realize they may have more than just friendship to offer oneanother.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Plastic Passion by youbettago reviews
Sookie is dressed to impress for Pam's Halloween party. What will happen when she meets a shirtless hottie? AH/AU, ONESHOT. Halloween theme. Lemonade.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Strangers in the Night by hannah09 reviews
Pam invites Sookie to spend the Halloween weekend with her, Eric and friends. What happens when they meet again and she finds out Eric has changed? One-shot entry for the Eric and his Great Pumpkin contest. AH/AU Rated M for language and lemony goodness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Love and Some Verses by toxicbluecrayon reviews
The sequel to "Our Lips Are Sealed". Edward and Bella overcome their painful and secretive past in order to gain something more. Can their new marriage last through more drama and hardships?///Read Our Lips Are Sealed first if you already haven't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,822 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Family Vacation: Bonding by kO haLe yeS reviews
The Cullen's are taking a family vacation. Parents leave the kids alone! There will be fun, fighting and danger. Check it out! This story centers around the kids: B/E, J/A, E/R. Possible 1st of trilogy. Set after BD. Give it a chance! It gets really good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Lips Are Sealed by toxicbluecrayon reviews
REVISED: Bella is in for a surprise when Alice drags her to see Jasper's band. Will the guitar player, Edward, notice her? The sequel Love and Some Verses is also up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Do It, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 137 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yellow Car by Kuramastrass reviews
By some miracle the Cullens convince Bella to go on a camping trip. But the trip takes a very strange but hilarious turn when Bella accidentally introduces the vampires to a game known as yellow car, in which the losing players must remove their clothes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,670 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Enthralling Escapades of Bella Swan by Who needs coordination anyways reviews
Bella wants to make up on lost time when the Cullen's return to Forks. These encounters give her a crash course in living with her favorite unbalanced vampire family. The frock coats and 'mattress so plush you'll turn to mush' are just perks along the way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,398 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete