Hiya everyone and happy yaois!

Profile info.

Name: Melody but i like Maya better (because i was named after a nurse who was my dads ex. who does that!? Really i mean come on)

Age: 22

Birthday: 3 days after Yugi's and 2 days before Itachi's ( you have to figure it out for yourself) Birthsign: Gemini

Birthplace: Hawaii, USA

HT: 5'5"

WT: 194

Hair: dark brown

Eye: rainbow green( meaning they change colors)

Favorite color: Orange

Favorite food: Ramen

A little bit about me:

hey here is something i would like to share with you all on what i think about fanfic and their writers:

1. i dont like to see people throw away their stories especailly if it's really bad ass ones. you awsome writes have no idea the potenial i see in your works it makes me want to cry.

2. if anyone does notwant to finish their stories. i will gladly take them for you weather to hold or keep i will take care of them.

3. i take awhile to update my stories and thats beause i have to work and my job is sucky so for those you entrust your stories to me to fin. i'll will finish them dont worry.

5. my spelling sucks ass don't i know everyone have that problem so idk, just dont bug me about it if you have a problem with it then become my betareader.beta editor.

And finally!

6. PLEASE DONT GIVE UP BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF YOU CAN DO IT WRITE THE ULTIMENT ONE -OF -A-KIND STORY WEATHER IT BE YAOI YURI STRAIGHT ECT. JUSTT DONT STOP AN ACCOUNT OF HOW MANY REVIEWS YOU GET. ;) BELIEVE ME I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.

I am a Yugioh fan!!! So here's what we say: Post this on your profile because it's something for people to read. BTW you propablily won't get most of the jokes unless you are a fan; so go watch it dude!! It's good for a laugh! It's good for time killing! And if you wanna mock it Yugioh Abridged will kill you will comedy!!!

:P

Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: say OMG!

YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA !

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

YuGiOh fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you.

Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly

YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.

Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

YuGiOh fans: know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that some of them might be shirtless.

Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

YuGiOh fans: would go directly to Domino city.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles

YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is Marik or Valon the badass Australian.

Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game

YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.

YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid. (Unless they are Abridged fans “Shut up Mokuba”)

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage

YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid

YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik is there!

Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.

YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people

YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game (YGO! The Abridged quote Copyright: Little Kuribo)

If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile