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Joined 04-24-09, id: 1912847, Profile Updated: 06-20-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Supernatural.

lol my cousin went on my fan fic and reviewed all of my chapters lol

what would make you spit your drink out...

Me: we were at lunch and we were talking about thing that ain't nice. And out of no where one of my friends said "in some countries if you piss on your gf/bf then it will turn them on". And that is when my drink went all over the desk lol. i couldn't stop laughing.

addicted

Jessica: ok there is this we can play when i ask a question you say addicted ok

Shannon: Ok go

Jessica: alcohol

Shannon: addicted

Jessica: drugs

Shannon: addicted

Jessica: smoking

Shannon: addicted

Jessica: What hit you last night

Shannon: addicted

Jessica: a dick did

Shannon: hahahahahaha thats funny

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So,
here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: paparzzi- lady gaga

Waking Up: if this isn't love- jennifer hudson

First Day At School: when i grow up - pussycat dolls

Making Your New Best Friend:strong again - n-dubz

Falling In Love: i'm just a kid- simple plan

Breaking Up: bust it baby part 2- plies ft. ne-yo

Prom: love sex magic - ciara ft justin timberlake

Graduation: Do you know the way it feels - alesha dixon

Life's Okay: ouch - N-dubz

Death of a Close Friend: she got it - 3 pistols ft t. pain

Mental Breakdown: number 1 - tinchy stryder ft n-dubz

Driving: move along - the all-american rejects

Flashback: He said she said - Ashley Tisdale

Getting Back Together:whatcha think about that - the pussycat dolls ft. missy

Birth of Child: things that we don't say - marcquelle ward

Wedding Scene: lollipop- lil wayne ft static major

Car Accident: say ok - vanessa hudgens

Final Battle: tiny dancer - Ironik

Death Scene: hand it over - alesha dixon

Funeral Song: mad - ne-yo

End Credits: low - flo-rida

Deleted Scenes: n-dubz, v, NAA - n-dubz

Thats it the soundtrack of my life :)

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Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13323 - Favs: 8,047 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
The Bet by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward is a "Player" at Bella's school. They get thrown together for a project, and Edward has a bet that he cant get Bella to do "IT" with him before the project is over. Bella wants nothing to do with him. But what happens when feelings begin to form?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Your Guardian Angel by Mimi-Love-4ever reviews
Protect your charges, child, whoever they are. Remember the rules." Seven new charges for me to protect, unheard of. From what, is the concerning part. Great. ExB, JxA, RxEm, CxE. First fanfic. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 256,834 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Fall For You by CullenLvr726 reviews
An EXB love story with a twist. What if Bella was already a vampire when she moved to Forks and came across the Cullens? Will Edward and Bella's relationship survive when someone from her past reemerges? Rated M for later Chapters. Loaded w/ angsty love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
What are players for? by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belladventure! by Kiara212 reviews
The Cullen's go to Africa, but everything turns to chaos! Jasper's mental, Carlisle and Alice with a camera is an impending disaster and why are those cannibals chasing them? There are a lot of adventures to be had in Africa! I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,379 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Hope by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
AH-Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad after a tragic accident. She is afraid that she will be alone and won't be able to get over what happened. Will the Cullen's and Hale's be able to help her? Or will she self destruct?Normal Pairings Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,806 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
This cant be happening again! by XXCullenXX reviews
Set after new moon. Edward leaves Bella and doesnt come back. Bella finds out that she is pregnant soon after. What will happen when she meets all the Cullens again 5 years later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,650 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Asassins Of Volterra by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lunar Eclipse by Hylindril reviews
He left me so long ago. I' am nothing but a shadow of what once was Isabella Swan. Now, 67 years after Edward Cullen left Bella she roams the Earth with her pain and memories. Now a beautiful Vampire she will return to the place where it all began.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,765 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misunderstanding by warnesy-01 reviews
What if Bella had been the one to leave for Edward? How would Edward and the Cullens deal with it? Would Bella return? Takes place at the end of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Leave Bella Alone With Emmett by Demon-Dragoness reviews
This is the reason why you should Never Leave Bella Alone With Emmett, set during ecliplse. Yes the characters are a ooc thats the way its supposed to be. Enjoy! EdwardxBella JazzxAlice EmmetxRosalie EsmexCarlise
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Truth Or Dare at the Cullen's house by gunzehx reviews
Basically as the title says. Crazy dares and nervous sweating truths to be found!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The One Thing Vampires Are Afraid Of by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
One-shot Bella finds out what the cullens are afraid of LOL Review PLz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Emmett's hambuger phone by bananasofdeath reviews
On a lazy Sunday, Bella cannot find Emmett. What is he up to this time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shopping with Emmett by Lilah Blackthorn reviews
Bella's hungry and the only one around is Emmett, but what will he do to embaress her at the store?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Emmett gets bella drunk by GreekgodEdward reviews
Summary: Edward goes on a hunting trip to Canada with his family and leaves Emmett babysitting Bella, but what will happen when Emmett wants to have fun with her? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
Includes Alice, JAser, Emmett, Rosalie, Edward, Bella, and jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Pranking Emmett by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
The Cullen Clan gets back at Emmett for pranking them comtinuous times before
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Day of Fun by emonessxvampiress reviews
What happens when Bella is left home with Emmett? OOC Two-shot?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Cookies by I'mEdward'sCrazyLunaticGirl reviews
Bella, Edward, and Alice tries to make Emmett's life as miserable as possible. ONE SHOT. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
29 Things Emmet Cullen Isn't Permitted to Do by Kriscencia reviews
Here is just 29 random things that Emmet Cullen seems like he might do that he is now banned from doing or else. Not like that has ever stopped him before! Hope you find some funny! Please give me your opinions! Thanks!- Kriscencia
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
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Secrets reviews
what if Bella had a secret that no one knew... What if that secret is going to come out... I have added new people in it to.. first story give it a shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Can players change No Maybe reviews
Edward Cullen is the player at forks high and Bella and her brother Emmett are the new kids and Edward wants Bella. But Bella doesn't want him because of her history in LA But Bella has a different guy she likes but will her history rebeat itself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,708 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
The Sex talk reviews
Dean and Sam have a long ride to get to the demon so Dean gives Sam the sex talk
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009