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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 466,652 - Reviews: 20671 - Favs: 13,622 - Follows: 7,496 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is This The Worst Time To Kiss You? - os WeLoveMobwardContest Winner by MujerN reviews
Missing chaps by April 1st to repost: The town calls him "Berserky" who likes to wander into convenience stores, rip into beef jerky, and gnaw on the sticks. Touch him, you'll feel the consequences. Since his father's death, he hasn't been the same. I would know. I'm the only one with a good view inside his windows. Edward Cullen Jr. is my neighbor, and I remember I loved him once.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/31/2023 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovely Ghosts of Fandom Past by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Not a story, just a quick and totally FFn-illicit publishing message!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/8/2020
Quicksilver by Gamemakers reviews
After a life spent on her family's estate, the time has come to introduce the Everdeen sisters to London's elite. Katniss will do anything to ensure her younger sister does not fall into the wrong hands, but she has no way of judging Prim's suitors' intentions. Peeta Mellark, longtime fixture of the ton, seems a perfect ally until Katniss realizes her heart is hardly safe either.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,753 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Prim E., Gale H.
A Handful of Earth by SmokeAndEmber reviews
Set six weeks after 'A Change of Worlds' concludes. See what happens next in the post-apoc world of Sookie Stackhouse now that she is safe, healed, and home.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,762 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Eric, Pam, Sookie - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,287 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 4,679 - Follows: 6,153 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dark Paradise by allihavetodoisdream reviews
She lives in a make-believe world of open roads and endless freedom to escape an addiction-riddled mother and a grabby older man with sick intentions. Adrift in a place of uncaring hearts, she makes her getaway. She finds a ratty old motel, late night smokes, a new life, and a boy with a past as clouded as her own. A boy with a dark gentleness too beautiful to ignore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
Susannah Still Alive by SmokeAndEmber reviews
After suffering great loss, Sookie returns to Lake Douglas - home of the Stackhouse family cabin & many happy childhood memories. Hoping to heal and recover, she's immediately dragged into a mystery that has haunted the nearby town for two decades. As dark forces threaten her sanity and safety, Sookie quickly discovers her focus is no longer on healing but simply survival. A/H E/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,860 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Complete
Devotion by counselor reviews
Edward moves into a multi-family flat. He sees Bella the first day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 6/13/2017
The Broken Throne by Isabelle Sumner reviews
The waves splash against the ship—the massive structure rocking on the water as it glides forward on the Mediterranean Sea. He stares off at the horizon, watching a fiery orb climb the sky; a new dawn is coming. Edward Cullen sets out, determined—he will find his kidnapped fiancée and rescue her while facing his own past. (AU no vampirism. Edward X Bella. Trilogy Part 2)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 198,371 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 6/13/2017 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Secrets of the Court by Isabelle Sumner reviews
He was empty and driven by rage, she was frightened and trapped in her cage. Perhaps with her love or affection at least, a Beauty might save a cold-hearted Beast: a love story set in 16th century Europe. All is fair in love and war. (AU, no vampirism. Edward X Bella) Trilogy Part 1
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,879 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
A Change of Worlds by SmokeAndEmber reviews
Sookie is one of the remaining few to have escaped The Great Death and survive in the ghost town that is modern civilization. After traveling across country and seeking safety within a small community in South Carolina, the telepath finds herself in an impossible position and forced to beg for help from the one breed of survivors who are most feared post-apocalypse… Vampires.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,172 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 1/27/2017 - [Sookie, Eric] Pam, Appius - Complete
When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse. Canon divergent, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun and West of the Moon."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 362,372 - Reviews: 3660 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 5,102 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Crash and Burn by MagpieTales reviews
Long Haul Saga: Part 2. Sookie returns to Bon Temps, free of the effects of the fairy wish and determined to build a new life for herself. But things never go smoothly for our girl. She finds herself dragged deeper into the supernatural world, in ways she didn't imagine. Spoilers for all books, Sookie and Eric PoV. - ON HIATUS-
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 383,921 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Eric, Pam, Sam, Sookie
Stubborn Love by stacylk reviews
Due to a torrid love affair with the Baker's youngest son, when she was eighteen, Katniss Everdeen now raises their son in the Seam as she struggles with her unresolved love for Peeta Mellark proving that true love can be stubborn. AU. Canon-Divergence. OC/OC. Banner by shininalltheway
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,306 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Peeta M., Katniss E., Katniss & Peeta's son
Dating in the Dark by penpractice reviews
Before you meet your handsome prince ... As if her life weren't complicated enough, Sookie has to dance through the perils of dating while she also walks the line between the human and supernatural communities of Northern Louisiana. Set after bk 5: Dead as a Doornail. Canon ish
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 378,575 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,387 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Echoes in Time by knicnort3 reviews
Love is the most powerful force in the universe, and heartbreak is one of the most dangerous. Two hundred years ago a curse was conceived from unrequited love; now, in present time, Edward has grown cynical and despondent. Can a certain chocolate eyed stranger finally bring him some solace, or is he doomed to suffer for eternity? AU, No Vamps, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much by m81170 reviews
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15279 - Favs: 9,209 - Follows: 9,372 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Birds of a Feather by chicpea reviews
Sookie works in antiquities, keeping an eye out for artifacts that humans really shouldn't get their hands on. Sheriff Northman is one of the few aware of her other talent. He's profited from leaving her alone, until he's forced to seek her help. SPOV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 284,265 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hotel Paper by kattomas reviews
Katniss/Peeta - post epilogue one-shot. Eighteen years after the Capitol fell, it's reclaiming its hold on Peeta. How much are his memories worth?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella