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ABOUT ME

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: GLEE! If you don't watch it... SHAME ON YOU! IT IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!

FAVORITE MOVIES: Twilight, New Moon, Sweeney Todd (The new one with Johnny Depp), Transformers 1&2, Harry Potter 1-6 (Soon to be 7), Step Brothers, I Love You Man, 40 Year Old Virgin, Van Helsing, and many more that I can't think of right now.

FAVORITE BOOKS: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, City Of Bones, City Of Ashes, City Of Glass, Harry Potter 1-7, and If You Give A Mouse A Cookie =D

FAVORITE QUOTES: Basically anything out of Kurt Hummel's or Sue Sylvester's mouth. Seriously.

AND NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL! Drumroll Please

TEAM EDWARD, OR TEAM JACOB: Hmmm, I'm going to have to say, TEAM EDWARD/JASPER/EMMETT/CARLISLE! Gotta love those Cullen boys! But quite honestly, between the two, Team Edward. Sorry Jacob, you're just not cool enough...

MY FANFICTION FRIENDS: Gleekfreak12345 - Go read her stories NOW. Seriously, she is an AMAZING writer and very very funny :)

...Wow. One friend. I am so awesome.

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A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Never play truth or dare with Emmett by Until Her Heart Stops reviews
Edward leaves to go hunting for a weekend.Bella is left with Emmett and Jasper what could possibly go wrong. When Edward comes back what will Bella be like? EXB foreva!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Emmett and Lady Gaga by Rose Tyler reviews
Jacob introduces Emmett to Lady Gaga. Now Rosalie has to figure out how to put an end to his new obsession.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
New Moon EPOV by lolafalana reviews
The booming chime vibrated in the souls of my feet, shook me deep in my core. Through the thoughts and the steady hum of the crowd there was a whimsical voice – beautiful, frantic – screaming my name. It was familiar. Bella, I thought devotedly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,214 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Miseria Cantare by Megan Potassium reviews
Kurt never thought he would be in this position- sitting on the forest floor covered in dirt and blood. But he belonged there. He was a freak. A monster. And he would just have to accept it. Werewolf!Kurt AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,287 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Kurt H.
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Misguided Ghosts by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
He was the most caring, wonderful, loving boyfriend anyone could have...until he turned into a vampire. Now my only hope of escaping....is if I die. "Would someone care to clissify? a broken heart and twisted minds, so I can find someone to rely on."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Breaking Dawn 2 by GC20 reviews
what happened after breaking dawn...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn: EPOV by Scooterstale reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's point of view...all characters and some dialogue and plot are Ms. Meyer's, of course. Sticks to the original text and dialogue, with additional scenes thrown in. Lemons added where appropriate!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,087 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Twilight in the Garden of Good and Evil by VampireAMYblack reviews
While Bella is watching Edward and Victoria fight for her in the clearing she is taken by someone. But who? Will she escape or choose this new life that has been thrust upon her? Begins at end of Eclipse! An alternate to Breaking Dawn Bella/Edward p.o.v
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009
Maria's Revenge by ALICEandra624 reviews
After Breaking Dawn a new evil comes to Forks. Maria. When she wants Jasper back she stops at nothing to do so. Will the Cullens be able to stop her? Will the werewolves help? Will Emmett stop being stupid? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Recuerdame by Avari-at-heart reviews
Bella finds out she is losing her mind. Literally. She has a terrible disease that is stealing all of her memories, it will take everything with it. S. Can Edward save her? Or will she forget him? Full Summary Inside. G
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise by Elle and Lyn reviews
Ever wanted to know what happens after Breaking Dawn?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008
Fear of Fire by Chicory reviews
After a disagreement with the Volturi, Maria has lost everything, and only knows one man who can help her get it back: former soldier/former lover — Jasper Whitlock. Details Maria’s “eventful visit” to the Cullen family home in Calgary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,763 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Trust Beyond The Sky by LabRats89 reviews
Edward is attacked and when he wakes up, he is human. With his family arguing and battling to stick together and be there for Edward, is Edward's relationship with Bella falling apart also? Edward turns to his faith... Will that be enough for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pretty Painted Porcelain Grins by Comicbookfan reviews
Five Times Kurt Smiles and Somebody Thinks it's Sad, and One Time Someone Just Smiles With Him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Together or Apart? by hugsmaketheworldgoround reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon.Years later they find each other. The volturi capture the Cullens and Bella has to save them. But how? Will they ever be together as a family again? Better than it sounds! My first fanfic so please try it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trophy, Twelve, Talent by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day one hundred and fifty-six: ABCs 20 Emma and the club are waiting on the announcement of the Sectionals winner.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Emma P. - Complete
Drunken Mistakes, You'd think a boy would Learn by raccoonsinmybasement reviews
You would think after throwing up on Ms Pilsbury, Kurt would know that drinking would be nothing less than damaging. Spoilers: Set before 'Sectionals' and the whole baby-daddy drama, but definitely after 'Preggers'.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Virtual Omniscience by Hannai reviews
Aro lusts only for power. Meeting the talented siblings Alice and Edward Cullen gives Aro a new idea for ultimate power- virtual omniscience. Now all he has to do is convince them to serve him and thats where kidnapping Bella Swan comes in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,329 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
Keys, Kids, Knowledge by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day one hundred and thirty-eight: ABCs #11 Emma may not be able to keep practicing piano with Will, but there are others...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Emma P., Kurt H. - Complete
I Only Have Eyes for You by edwardlover10 reviews
19 years post BD. It’s the start of another ordinary school year for the Cullens. At least that’s what they think. Edward’s been acting strange lately. Whose influence is he under that is making him act this way? Can Bella stop them before he’s consumed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,704 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stupid Mike! by likethestarsthat-shine reviews
What happens when Mike comes to the Cullen household after Bella's first hunting trip as a vampire? He just never gives up! What happens when he meets the certain daughter of Edward and Bella, Renesmee? Will he take the hint? Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
I thought it was so easy by uinen84 reviews
Is it happily ever after? It seems to be. After Volturi's retreat, the Cullens family is blossoming. But there is a storm brewing in Volterra. What will happen? I guess you just have to read to find out. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
Emmett's Lesson by IHeartSparklyBoys reviews
Emmett get's taught a lesson by Rosalie, Alice and Bella. My first submission hope you enjoy AV all vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Diary of a Gay Soprano by LittleMissAmbiguous reviews
Experience Glee club as never before through the eyes of Kurt Hummel as you read his secret diary...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kurt H.
From The Top by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day one hundred and seventeen: He's only got five kids and this is the first time they come together.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Bordering Dusk by mamaXunicorn reviews
Several years after Breaking Dawn, Nessie is all ready to start school. But for the Cullens danger is never too far away and hiding in unexpected places.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,826 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Black: Power & Mystery by moonswirl
Gleekathon, day one hundred and four: COLORS #11 Sue Sylvester will not lie in wait after being suspended...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sue S. - Complete
Peacock by SEEKER-2000 reviews
In the bird world, the boy birds are always more colorful than the girl birds." Kurt & his dad take a trip to the Zoo.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Turquoise: Calm & Refreshing by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day ninety-seven: COLORS #7 Someone get Kurt to a day spa!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Mondays with You by bethandbee reviews
Kurt had always been there to help Quinn out when she'd been Slushied, and Quinn had always been there to help Kurt out of the trash. When their unlikely friendship is threatened, they may not be able to pick up the pieces. Kurt/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,436 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Give Her Some Credit: Extras and Missing Moments by kmwhyte reviews
Companion to Give Her Some Credit. This will be a set of mini-chapters that are missing from Give Her Some Credit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Red: Passion & Ambition by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day eighty-seven: COLORS #3 It's Rachel's job to find herself a co-captain Mattress extra .
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Rachel B. - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Open Auditions by doodleswriter357 reviews
In which Mercedes and Kurt are bored one day and decide to try out for the Cheerios. Tag to "Wheels."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
The Cullen's Back at Forks High by AnNaLeE m O'bRiEn reviews
After being away for 75 years the Cullen’s plus Jake have decided to move back to Forks. But what happens when they meet the grandkids of their former classmates? Kids who have heard stories about the Cullen’s since they were little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Look Familiar by Momentarily Sane reviews
Okay, lets see, Bella and Edward were best friends back in 1918. They were close all in all, but what happens when Edward 'dies' from the spanish influenza, and human Bella is met face to face with a lion! Many years after all this happens....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Time by SerenityFrogLuvr3 reviews
Puck walks in on some girl time. Not slash, just some funny friendship-like stuff. As close to friendship as these two can get and still be cannon
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Good Work Today by mzmtiger reviews
Set after Wheels, Kurt's kicking field goals to relax, and Mercedes is being the best friend, not the Spanish Inquisition. Just some simple Kurt/Mercedes friendship or a little bit more fluff. Spoilers for Wheels if you haven't seen it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Benefactor by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day eighty: Feeling he's part of the reason Quinn was kicked out of her parents' home, he wishes to help her.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Squish by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day seventy-four: CBT #3 A misunderstanding stands between Mercedes and Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Mercedes J., Kurt H. - Complete
Because by ohLizzy reviews
He had agreed, relented. Because even though it freaked him out- everything about this crazy, different son of his freaked him out- his wife would have loved it. Because the kid deserved to do what he loved.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Ace in the Hole by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day sixty-eight: Kurt is preparing a Beyonciful hommage and he needs back up.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
The Blood Contest by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What happens when Edward and Emmett get into a big fight over something the family doesn't know? A bet/dare of course! Who can go the longest without any blood? A annoying Emmett, and a weak and moody Edward is too much for the family to handle...After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Christmas Companions by Principessa Di Morte reviews
Not everybody has someone at Christmas... An agonized soul finds refuge, and a friend learns something new. -Merry Christmas Ficlet-
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Oh, Come All Ye Gleeks by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day sixty-four: Christmas is coming up and Will tasks the club to invite one another to a holiday party.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Sparrow by SEEKER-2000 reviews
A day in the life of Kurt Hummel. "And brick by brick he is broken down every day."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Masculinity & Moulin Rouge by SEEKER-2000 reviews
Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Golden Ring Toss by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day fifty-six: 12 Days of Gleekmas, day 5: Brittany has a secret, very special friend, and his name is Blippo.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Brittany P. - Complete
Something More: Twenty Sentences by SEEKER-2000 reviews
“Twenty Sentences,” for those who are not familiar with the exercise, are a way of showcasing and practicing the depth a simple sentence can have in telling a story. Each chapter has 20 random sentences constructed around Puck & Kurt. Some slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
The EverElusive Dove by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day fifty-three: 12 Days of Gleekmas, day 2: Kurt recalls the greatest love story he knows, and wonders about his own love story, or lack thereof.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Always There by Ellie Marsy reviews
Edward needs to have a talk with his brother after the battle in Eclipse. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Trust by Ellie Marsy reviews
Edward and Alice's first meeting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Operation Surprise Alice by Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper wants to surprise Alice for her birthday and enlists unlikely help to do so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jasper, Jacob
Cullens Behaving Badly by bizzabel reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Cold and It's A Broken Hallelujah by dr pepper upper reviews
Her face is my face. Her emotions are my emotions. We’re the same. We’re connected. Without every saying a word, we know each other and I have never hated her so much in my life." Stuck in a love pentagon. Kurt/Rachel/Finn/Quinn/Puck angst
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Helmet Hair by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day thirty-nine: Kurt goes to Finn about joining the football team Preggers . mix mash 8/9
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Fashion Intervention by buduica reviews
Kurt convinces Rachel to have a makeover. A missing scene from Hairography.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Feet in Flight by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day thirty-eight: Mike and Kurt share in their love of dance.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
I Can't Hate Him by PuppetMasterPuppet reviews
Having a slushie thrown at you by a jock is embarrassing. Having a slushie thrown at you by the boy you love is heartbreaking. Kurt's point of view when Finn slushies him; episode 8, Mash-Up.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Against Nature by tersaseda reviews
What leads Jasper to the diner in Philadelphia? This one-shot details the moments before he met Alice, more so than what he recounted to Bella in Eclipse. Events correspond with pages 300-301 of Eclipse. Jasper POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Rose And Her Thorns by Tuppence reviews
A series of one-shots/drabbles from Edward's PoV, revolving predominantly around Rosalie. In no chronological order. "The silence between you two is the rare companionable kind. You watch her legs swinging back and forth..." R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
Parents Don't by SavvyIthny reviews
Post "Ballad." Kurt's got a lot to think about regarding family, parents, and love.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt and the Castrati by buduica reviews
Kurt looks into the history of male sopranos.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Dead Inside by lolafalana reviews
Jacob's point-of-view of New Moon chapter 19. She looked as though she was having some sort of painful internal struggle. "No,” she whispered unwillingly. Reluctantly. "They aren't coming back."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Suspension of Disbelief by amaXdear reviews
“You know the year when you’ve realized that Santa doesn’t exist, but you pretend to anyway because it’s less fun carrying your own presents up from the basement? That’s my life. But not yours. You get to believe in Santa.” Kurt/Quinn friendship
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Lost and Found by KACULLEN reviews
Edward tells Bella he doesn't love her and leaves, a minute later Bella realizes he lied and sets out to find him. Takes place in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Head by amaXdear reviews
Drabble. In Throwdown, Sue threatened to shave Kurt's head... only Sue's version was a lot scarier. Very, very tiny brief mention of some Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
On the Outskirts of Ithaca: Outtakes from IiG by giselle-lx reviews
Two outtakes from Ithaca is Gorges: Chapter 8, "The Christmas Call," CPOV and Chapter 18, "The Whole 'Truth'" EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Defying Gravity by adrianalazarey reviews
Set after 1.09 Wheels, a story in which Rachel and Kurt talk about that High F, a mutual understanding is made, and a new friendship is born. And someone gets called a hussy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
What Emmet Gets Back by NonsenseScribbler reviews
This is the sequel to My Puppy the link is inside ; Emmett turns into a girl and Him I mean HER and the Cullens plus Bella do some crazy stuff.Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Emmett
What's Important by daisychains123 reviews
After Kurt slushies himself, Finn finds him in the choir room..
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Jasper's blast from the past by pottergoose reviews
what if someone from Jasper's past comes back, and begs for forgiveness and for him to join her again? how would the cullens react? More info inside. Rated T for language please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
The Valiant by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day nineteen - Kurt tries to remember how long he's had feelings for Finn.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Prized Possessions by DazzlingSince1901 reviews
The Volturi decide that they need Bella's gift in their guard, but the measures they take to convince her are drastic. Edward is not able to help her. Someone totally new saves Bella and Edward in the end, but sacrifices herself. Intense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Frenzy For Five by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon, day fourteen - Five girls on vitamins, one on folic acid, and the hunt for yellow dresses!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Quinn F. - Complete
Ink by Terez reviews
Alice shows Jasper what he means to her with a calligraphy pen and a bottle of ink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
We'll Get By, But We Don't Know How by moonswirl reviews
Gleekathon day 10 - Quinn considers the problem with money... also, it's Halloween!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Quinn F., Kurt H. - Complete
Mama Said by MaryFlanner reviews
How can you be a mama's boy without a mama?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kurt H. - Complete
Edward Does What! by mymanisfictional reviews
This is the classic "Cullen's read Twilight". C'mon, who wouldn't want to read about this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward
Of Swine Flu's and Vampires by hamishthehobbit reviews
One of the Cullens is a little more than worried about Swine Flu...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Time Stands Still For No One by pohae reviews
He left me...broken.I've had to learn to be independent.To hope for a sense of completeness I hadn't felt since he left.Can I see him again?Will I trust him again?Love him again? ExB.After he leaves her in NM-90 yrs later, rated for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who Spiked The Water Bottle? by epicbeast101 reviews
Stories about drunken Twilight characters. Somebody keeps spiking peoples water bottles. Random idea, rated T cuz I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Jacob
Oh, the Irony by FHGVZEhyde reviews
The Gods must have an odd sense of humor. Kurt is left holding Puck's jacket while the jock picks himself up out of a dumpster. Not slash. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
No Going Back by MrsDarcy14 reviews
Kurt finally admits he's gay...to the one person who asked him for his heart. A one shot from the show when Kurt and Mercedes are in the hall. R&R! Thanks! K for slight swearing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
One Step At a Time by mymanisfictional reviews
Each Cullen gets a chance at "Bella-sitting". Bella bonds with members of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella
Bella Hits a Werewolf by lolafalana reviews
One-shot! Emmett's POV. Jasper and Emmett love to bet, Emmett goes Jeep hunting and Bella hits a werewolf. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Break by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
It was just supposed to be a simple, quiet camping trip, but as two beautiful and frightening strangers emerge from the woods, it takes a drastic turn for the worse. -Future, slightly AU-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
The Hybrid Baby by lolafalana reviews
Set of one-shots from Rosalie's point of view during Bella's pregnancy. "Emmett stepped forward and bared his teeth, Jasper was on Edward’s other side. I wouldn’t want to be Jacob Black right now. Werewolf was soon going to be kibbles n bits."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Rosalie
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Gripping The Heart by Smile2luv
Edward was too late to save Bella from the van and he had to change her. He wants her heart and she is willing to give it to him. What happens when a new vampire comes to town with the same thoughts? What of he isn't a vegetarian? R/R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Faith by KACULLEN reviews
When Bella and Edward return from thier Honeymoon they believe all the drama from the past year is over. When Mike and Tanya show up at thier door because Mike's power has worn off they realize it's not. SEQUEL TO DESTINY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once and For All by AlphaAbunai reviews
125 years after B/D Three Red-eyed vampires infiltrate the Cullens territory.will things be resolved before someone is seriously hurt And what happens When the fighting parties realize they have a common enemy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Randomly Random Randomness Featuring The Cullens! by Foxy 'mallow reviews
just random stuff thats hopefully funny, OOC! I know theres plenty stories like this but i like them so i figured i'd write my own! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008
So Here We Are by TwilightCrazy95 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella she gets changed by Victoria. 150 years later Bella and the Cullen's meets again, Will she welcome them back with open arms? Inside for more detailed summary. Will be rated in coming up other chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Celestial Light by lolafalana reviews
Alice and Jaspers Story. My whole body shook with the vision. There was something important about this. I stared at my hands as if they contained an oracle, as if it would lead the way. This was a horrible day to be blessed with the gift of foresight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,980 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Do You Remember Last Time? by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
Renesmee and Emmett want to play truth or dare. Is that a good idea? Find out what happened last time and what else is soon to happen. Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
The monster inside of Me by vivolet reviews
ON HIATUS-After giving birth to Renesmee, Bella isn't responding to anything Edward is doing. He injected his venom. But thinks someone is playing a sick joke on him. Plot twisting story! Edwards p.o.v.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Passing Gas, er, Notes by Anomaly-Anomaly reviews
Story is still up purely because I need to beta.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Turbulence by MaryAlice and Jasper reviews
Victoria kidnaps Bella, leaving the Cullens thinking she died. 120 yrs later, the Cullens along with a new vamp return to Forks knowing everyone they knew before has died. But who is this familiar person at Forks HS? Edward a bit OOC. Post mid-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Blast off by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Emmett..... a space shuttle..... fire extinguishers? T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Midnight Sun Continuation by lolafalana reviews
Twilight- EPOV. She was lying on the ground, crumpled, broken, while the pool of blood continued to grow wider underneath her. I took a deep breath and ignored my longing, my lust, my ravenous desire - I focused on the angel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,671 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rematch by LadyAlera reviews
My idea of the arm wrestling re-match between Emmett and Bella that never happened in Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Nothing is ever pefect, Not even a Vampire by DarkAngelz200 reviews
The Volturi are back again and are seeking revenge against the Cullen's. Targeting them in order to destroy them for good. What will come out of the clash between the Cullen's and Volturi? Find out? AlicexJasper HIATUS. Will return shortly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,011 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
My Puppy by NonsenseScribbler reviews
Summary: Emmet gave Edward some fluid that turned him into a dog. The question: Why did Edward drink something that Emmet gave him? Bella finds out and has to live with puppy Edward until Carlisle finds an antidote....Eclipse - Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Retarded Edition by Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Vampire Daddy by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Edward's angst when Bella discovers she's pregnant, follows through Renesmee's birth, Edward's acceptance. R&R "I had to stop this...If it was kids she wanted she could have them. As many as she wanted. Just not this child. The worst one. Mine."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Always and Forever by Vampire-vs-Werewolf reviews
Set after Edward left Bella in New Moon. Now that she has been changed due to an attack, she's in a new town, new school. But she also has a broken heart. Will Edward be back to mend that broken heart? Will she forgive him?..Read and Review :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella, Jasper and Emmett, In the House! by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Jobs by 123catdoglover reviews
Carlisle forces the kids to get jobs,to learn the value of money. Each chapter is a different person in a different job
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Edward's Eclipse by SmoothButNotRich1901 reviews
After writing New Moon from his POV...i decided to do Eclipse...so...there you go :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Destiny by KACULLEN reviews
What would happen if Bella was changed into a vampire right before she moved to Forks. Will she hate what she becomes or will she relize she was destined for this life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 49,212 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Trip Down Memory Lane by A Little Red Robin reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in New Moon he doesn't come back and Bella gets changed into a vampire. What happens when she meets up wit the Cullens. I know a lot of these have been done before but I thought I would try writting one.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
I am not a VAMPIRE by ocicat reviews
Twilight parody. They're all human, but Bella still gets the idea that Edward is a vampire and she won't let it drop... It gets way better after the first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Losing It by 2416jasper4ever reviews
Nine years post-Breaking Dawn. When a strange vampire with the ability to suck a vampire's memory of their years as a vampire from their minds to keep for himself, who will be victimized? Co-written with edwardlover10.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Trampoline Randomness by madmaddie09 reviews
Emmett and Bella are at the Cullen Mansion while the rest went hunting. Emmett goes outside to chill while Bella is inside, but when Bella hears springs, she goes outside and sees a trampoline. What will she and Emmett do? Bella has couple of ideas. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Romeo and Juliet by lionluver1918 reviews
If Edward couldn't live without me, why should I have to live without him? He'd want me to be happy, and as long as he was gone, I would be miserable. How could I go on without him? I couldn't. So something had to be done.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by Momentarily Sane reviews
Sequel to A Bella Twilight. Edwards been changed, but what about the other Cullens? and the Hales? Who knows? Well, I know, you need to read to find out hehe. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, doing that now, cause I forget all the time! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Emmett Gets A Job by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
What Happens When Emmett Has To Get A Job? Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Mike Newton: STALKER by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Mike newton finds out Bella's address, and hilarity continues. Multiple chapters, to be continued. Rated T, because he's a stalker...... Comedy, no bad stuff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Twilight Chatroom Survival by 4everdominicana reviews
Things are now about to get a little freaky. Emmett and Bella make a bet, who can last the longest on a chatroom? The rest of the family joins in. Some unexpected people decide to join, and suprise guests. Who could they be? Lets find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Black Hole by lolafalana reviews
60 years after the Witnesses gathered and the Volturi left, disgraced, the Cullen clan have settled into their version of domestic tranquility. What happens when the Volturi decide to exact revenge? What does one do when a puzzle piece goes missing?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Defender by bemj11 reviews
When Nessie needs help, she goes to her Uncle Jasper, because there isn't much he wouldn't do for his niece, and little he wouldn't do to protect her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's Anger by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
-Bella's ... series- After Lauren starts talking bad about Bella and the Cullens, a fight breaks out in the middle of the Cafeteria. Bella vs. Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
When Life Gives You Emmett by Porcelain Face reviews
What happens when Edward mysteriously isn't with Bella when she wakes up? Bella is stuck with Emmett for a WHOLE day. It can't be so bad- Emmett's harmless, right? My first fanfic- read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon by Dreamstallion33 reviews
What was the right way to say goodbye? When was the right time? Was it right to be leaving at all? How wrong I had been about ever thinking it was acceptable to be with Bella… Edwards PoV New Moon, ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Moon: Edward's POV by Cullen1801 reviews
This is Edward's Version of New Moon. I do not hold any rights to anything. This is Fanfiction. Based on "New Moon" by Stephanie Meyer. PLEASE REVIEW! I would love to hear what you think!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
EmmettWalmartTrouble by Cocoloco123 reviews
what happens when emmett goes to walmart?OneShot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Night with Bella by Anime-Ice-Princess reviews
This is a one-shot of an Emmett/Bella friendship. This is what happens when Edward is gone and what Bella dreams about. NO EMMETT/BELLA ROMANCE PAIRINGS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Twilight truth or dare by Kumi Akatmatsu Moonstone reviews
Ok pplz this is twilight truth or dare. message me with things that you want to see the twilight characters do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009
Bella's Little Secret by WeepingWillow1494 reviews
STORY BEING Restarted/CONITNUED IN "STRAINED ANGUISH" PEOPLE! This is the first version...but it's only a few chapters and will NOT be continued...it has been rewritten in "STRAINED ANGUISH".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Hide'n'seek with the cullens by AnThOnYlUvVr4EvEr reviews
what happens when the cullens and jacob play hide and seek? will evry one be found? read and find out. very funny! review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
What You Would Say by writergirl96 reviews
I would wonder sometimes what he would think, what he would say. And the ache in my chest would deepen because I would never know the answers. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Bella Twilight by Momentarily Sane reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the Cullens and Hales were human, and if Bella was the Vampire? Well this is my version of what I think could have happened. Please try it, first fanfic and I'm not that good at summeries. Rated T cause I'm not sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,918 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob & the Frisbee by Sunshine4Life2012 reviews
Emmett and Jacob Play Frisbee!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Emmets Evil Squirrels by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reviews
this is what i think would happen if Emmett and Jasper were left alone for a little while. Fun and mayhem including some hobo's and a squirrel. this is my first fanfic so please tell me what you think and how i can improve. xxx please enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Emmett and his pranks by ambre20AZ reviews
Well this is self explanatory..But it's what Emmett gets up to when he's bored and wants to make fun of Bella. Takes place during Eclipse. Review please...This story is almost complete. I think one more chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Nessie's Bedtime Story by JustOnePogostick reviews
Emmett reads Reneesme a story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Emmet gets arrested again by Gabriel is my Trickster reviews
Title says it all. I was bored and i thought about emmet and decided to ,ake him jump of the statue of liberty read and review story is pretty funny i think rated t cause well its emmett!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Six Truths of Life by BellaandEdward4EVER2580 reviews
A funny little one-shot I wrote when I was bored. Emmett gets an e-mail and forwards it to everyone. Better than the summary sounds. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
A Second Too Late by LoveTwiGirl reviews
This a one-shot with Edward's POV set in New Moon. Edward's running through the woods, as memories of him and Bella goes through his head. It's coming to the point, where he has had enough, when Rosalie calls him with news about his one and only love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight IM my style! by Lindsey Chisolm reviews
This is just Bella and Edward and the rest of the Cullen in there on personal chat room.This can get kind of scary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Charlie the Police Chief by ButterflyMouse reviews
Set during Eclipse. Emmett concocts a plan to distract Charlie so Edward can steal something from him - which he has every right to steal mind you. Inspired by Charlie the Unicorn. Slightly OOC Emmett - he's really childish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Emmett, Charlie S. - Complete
Deadly Fight? by Curuia reviews
Edward gets in a little fight and decides to do something unthinkable and pretends to die. What will that bring? My try at humor,One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens! by ggpet reviews
This is going to be Bella's first Christmas with the Cullens, but not even Jasper can calm down the tense atmosphere between Edward and Emmet who have been fighting for the past week now. Will they make up before the New year?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loch Nessie Monster by Becca962 reviews
Nessie tells Emmett she's bored. Emmett has an idea to have fun, and it involves going to Scotland. What will happen when the boat runs out of gas in the middle of the Loch? Rated T Post BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Emmett Goes Hunting by podex carmen reviews
Emmett finds the biggest bear he ever saw and learns the danger of biting off more than he can chew. Or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Emmett, Bella and Taco Bell by Kaitlin.Writes reviews
Ever wonder what Emmett did when he was bored? Series of one-shots of Emmett. A little bit of OOC. No Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Form 1040 by giselle-lx reviews
Because when you're immortal, the only certainty is taxes... While getting some mundane home office work done, Carlisle winds up having a tender moment with his young granddaughter. Set 7 months post BD. One-shot, canon, Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Wrath of Emmett by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Emmett is in the mood for pranking? How will he make even the bravest of the Cullens curse and scream? And will he prank Bella? Will the others think up a prank for Emmett? Read to see what happens! Rubbish summary, the story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Family Cullen by giselle-lx reviews
It's the Cullens' first Christmas in Forks, and Carlisle surprises his family with the gift of some unique jewelry. Later, he and Edward have a quiet conversation about what the future holds. One-shot, blended book/movie canon, Pre-Twilight. CPOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Strangers by Jaq's-Out-Punching-Werewolves reviews
Emmett watchs Bella when everyone else gose hunting. he gets her drunk the takes her to get her belly button pirced. this is a one-shot. very, very funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Protector by gypsywriter135 reviews
Sometimes, even the most strongest people need a shoulder...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Kitchen adventure! by Loves books reviews
The Cullens are out hunting, and Bella are left whit Emmett. What happens when Bella gets hungry?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Spain and Supergalactic Space Travelers by Becca962 reviews
Used to be called Vacations. Another one of my Emmett stories! Emmet takes the guys on an Itergalctic adventure with spaceships, illegal activity, and hobos. Alice takes the girls to Spain. Really Funny series of 4 chapters and an epilogue. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
The Pull of Polaris by XFauxAfflictionX reviews
This is the tale of Jasper Whitlock from Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse as seen through his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Explanations by whitereflections12 reviews
When Renesmee overhears an argument between Edward and Rosalie, she learns something her father never wanted her to know. Just some father/daughter Edward and Nessie. I can't find the right title...@.@
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Why Uncles Are Useful by whitereflections12 reviews
Problem with bullies? No one can fix that better than a nice, grizzly sized Uncle Emmett. Problems with an annoying guy you're not in the least interested in? Uncle Jasper can take care of emotions like NOBODY else. : This is just some misc. fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Call of Destiny by trainlindz reviews
Jasper and Emmett take Edward out for his bachelor party. During Chapter 2 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Phone Call by runaway xo reviews
Picks up from where SM left off on page 138 of Breaking Dawn. Bella calls Rosalie and asks for her help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Bittersweet by runaway xo reviews
Written for Twilighted's Breaking Dawn's Missing Moments Challenge. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Chasing Nightmares by whitereflections12 reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN! As promised, Jasper and Renesmee fluff! Because he never gets enough time, especially not with his niece. If there's one thing Jasper's perfect for, it's chasing away nightmares...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Circle of Brothers by trainlindz reviews
The night before the battle in Eclipse, the Cullen men contemplate their reasons for the fight. Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Safe by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Her heartbeat drums incessantly in my skull. The scent of her blood is maddening. My whole body is tense, coiled like a snake, poised to strike. My throat is on fire. Experience the perspective of a newborn vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Alice - Complete
Twilight Obsession List by RockstarLife reviews
Title says all, I do the majority of the things on the list, that's it really changed to K plus becuase I wanted to be safe
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lollipop by Lollirotxox reviews
Alice has a vision that she gets to fulfill her wedding plans for Bella and Edward, is in an obnoxiously hyper mood, has a something stuck in her head that annoys the hell out of Edward, and lands Emmett in some serious trouble. Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Emmet Cullen and the Holy Grail by Skye Charcol Marie reviews
It's a one shot story that i came up with with a few friends and we built up on it. It's supposed to be based on the Knights Who Say Nii from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so it's supposed to be funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
An Angel by runaway xo reviews
Final goodbyes can be the toughest kind. One-shot. Character death, not Bella or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Irony by Saiyachick reviews
/EdwardxBella/During the summer of 1918, the Spanish Influenza claimed many lives.“Lets just say that I knew I loved you before I met you.” .:Drabble:.:Oneshot:.:Read and Review:.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Umbrella by Saiyachick reviews
An umbrella is a powerful invention. It brings people closer together. Oneshot. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Heat by Saiyachick reviews
What exactly did Bella keep mumbling during the chapter Fire and Ice, in Eclipse? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Worry by Saiyachick reviews
Angela Weber is concerned when she first notices the Cullen family on their first day of school. In response to Nadia's challenge
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Angela - Complete
Window by Saiyachick reviews
Edward's point of view when he heard Bella slam the window shut in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Like a Wolf by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett is like a Bear. Edward is like a Mountain Lion. Bella is like a Wolf. Edward's point of view while observing Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Vice and Virtue by Saiyachick reviews
Pride. Greed. Envy. Wrath. Lust. Gluttony. Sloth. Explore the Seven Deadly Sins through the eyes of the Cullens, Bella, and Jacob. [Complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Wish by Saiyachick reviews
/Sequel to Wishes/A week after Edward's wish for Bella to become a child for one day, Edward becomes persistent in discovering what Bella wished for. On the quest to discover Bella's wish, Edward is humiliated by non other than his family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Cold Ones reviews
Even in just the little time I’d known her I could tell that she was stubborn. What the hell, I didn’t believe in the superstitions, so what difference does it make it Bella knows? "Do you like scary stories? Ch.6, Scary Stories, from Jacob's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete