Author has written 57 stories for Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hunter X Hunter, Moon Child, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Harry Potter, D.Gray-Man, Kuroshitsuji, True Blood, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
(dix points pour celui qui trouve à quoi renvoit cette - très - subtile allusion)
Lyne, amis lecteurs, est le nom que je me suis choisi sur internet.
Bienvenue à tous ceux qui s'égareraient sur cette page.
Très sincèrement, je ne vois pas trop quoi en faire. Je lis rarement les rubriques présentation, et je doute que beaucoup de monde s'arrête pour regarder la mienne. Si je me cache derrière un pseudo sur vos écrans, ce n'est certainement pas pour vomir tous les détails de ma vie privée sur une page à laquelle on n'accorde pas même un coup d'oeil.
Pour ceux qui s'en donneraient la peine, cependant, il me faut bien jeter un os.
Je ne vous assommerai donc pas de chiffres idiots - mon âge, mon poids, ma taille, certains oseraient même les mensurations? - ni de titres qui ne valent rien sur ce site. Emploi, famille, situation sociale et financière, qu'importe?
J'écris, tu écris, nous écrivons... Et surtout, nous lisons.
J'écris, donc, quand la lubie m'en prend. Il y a des jours avec et des jours sans, des périodes sombres et d'autres comiques, des pics et des zones creuses. Selon ma fantaisie du moment, je plongerai dans un univers ou dans un autre, depuis les mangas que je lisais au lycée jusqu'aux séries télé que je suis encore aujourd'hui. En tant que lectrice et écrivain, je suis assez chaotique. L'intérêt de l'écran est l'anonymat: je peux me laisser aller à toutes mes envies, aller et venir à mon gré, écouter mes caprices et sauter d'un style à l'autre, voler d'une histoire à une autre. Sans scrupules ni remords.
Ma rubrique présentation subira donc le même sort.
Soumise aux rênes de mes envies, harnachée à mes caprices. Elle deviendra ce que je voudrai bien en faire. À l'image de mes fictions, elle sera mon exutoire et mon terrain de jeu. Regardez donc, si vous en avez l'envie. J'aime me savoir lue, mais j'écris pour moi d'abord et avant tout. J'aime faire rêver, mais ce sont mes rêves qui apparaissent sous ma plume. Lecteurs, bienvenue dans mon monde intérieur.
Français ou Anglais, Espagnol ou que dalle... Je me joue de la langue, derrière les mots sont les idées que nous sommes là pour partager.
"I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart - one of the primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of a man. Who has not, a hundred times, found himself commiting a vile or a silly action, for no other reason than because he knows he should not? Have we not a perpetual inclination, in the teeth of our best judgement, to violate that which is Law, merely because we understand it to be such?" Edgar Allan Poe, The Black Cat
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So suck it up, dudes, for spelling isn't SOOOOO important, savvy?
(In fact it's quite essential, I'm the first to admit it but hey, that was pretty fun!)
You Know You're an Author When:
1. You talk to yourself
2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes
3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.
4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!
5. You have read a 250page book in less than a day
6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head.
6. Your writing teacher hated you. (I didn't have one to begin with!)
6. You failed Science class (all right, here I suck. Badly so...)
7. You didn't notice there were three #6s.
Know what, guys? I'm an Author! (no shit, Sherlock!)
Well... I checked every points except for the third. I'm not that desperate, yet.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Give it a try - it's such good stress relief.
I've nothing better to do right now and I think it's fun! So here we go, guys, let's play the DEATH NOTE QUIZ!
1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
L, Near and Mello. Oh! And BB! Could've been Light too... too bad I'm not that into psycho-killers.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
L x OC, Mello x Near
3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
Errr... I don't really care?
4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
I cosplayed Ryuk once, at school. I ate so many apples that I got nearly sick xD
5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
Let's see... the thirteen books of course, the BB Los Angeles Murder Case, the full set anime DVDs, Death Note the Movie, The Last Name, L Changes the World, Death Note Rewrite 1 and 2, a replica of the notebook, a BIG poster (half of my room's wall!), some badges, a computer case, three bags (one L, one which looks like Light's notebook and one with the gothic skull symbol), two key rings (with Near and Ryuk's faces), a Light figurine, a mug with L's face printed on it, an L ring, an L necklace, and an L plush! (fiou!)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
What kind of question is that? Well... I suppose I'd like to be with L. Gosh! Way to make me feel like a stupid fangirl.
7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
OK, here you got me freaked out. Near and Matt? Seriously?
8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Let Light have the dumb ones. I don't really like Misa to begin with.
9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
Why the hell would it be? The guy was shot like a practice target!
10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
Because it was his way of winning the game. At the end, Near wouldn't have won if not for Mello's sacrifice. I believe that in a way, Mello used Near to win against Kira, even if this plan required his own death.
11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
Not exactly, even if I see where he's coming from.
12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Do I really have to chose?
13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
I believe I would be Anti-Kira. Even if I do understand his motives, I wouldn't place this kind of power in a human's hands.
14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
And I loved them.
16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
I don't like Misa, so try to guess my answer for that one.
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
I don't really care about her Kira status. As a woman, she has no pride nor self-respect. Let's not talk about brains...
19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Neither. I believe she's playing for her own team. She said it herself: her only goal is to catch Kira.
20. Do you even know who BB is?
Beyond Birthday, also called Rue Ryuzaki during the BB Murder Case. He's had the shinigami eyes since birth and his food fetish is strawberry jam.
21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Both, that's why he's so awesome! ;)
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
I'd say Rem.
23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Freaking WEIRD ("Kamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!")
24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Arf! I'd love to see a clever Misa... NOT.
25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
Hard not to. My entire room used to be covered with Death Note posters.
29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
The what? Errr... no. What the hell is that?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
My best friend back in high-school. We're still hooked on the same things. We used to draw Death Note characters during class x)
32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
Yes and yes. Although there wasn't many people who knew of Death Note at first. I took care of that.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Actually yeah... that happened. But it was more like: "Wow! Your drawing is great! Who's that?" lol My philosophy teacher was weird.
34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
Nope. I began to draw in class waaaaaay before I even knew of Death Note.
35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
Nah, I took my time to collect everything I have. Except for the books and DVDs, all of my Death Note junk were gifts.
36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
Already have one. Muahaha!!!
37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
No. I hate that L had to die, yet I think the story wouldn't be half as good as it is had he lived. So... yeah... I'll just have to suck it up.
38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
Oh hell. Don't make me count.
39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
You're kidding, right? He's steaming hot because of these scars.
40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
Errr... yeah. In one of my first fanfic... I hate her, actually. But I didn't have the heart to delete it... yet.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
Hell no! Trust me, I could be worse. Much, much worse.
"Frying pans! Who knew, right?" - Eugene Fitzherbert, a.k.a. Flynn Rider
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
My Mother Taught Me...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
Newly Whovian (yay!): bring on the funny quotes!
Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown.
The Doctor: Yes, you are.
Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie: Well, anything could happen.
The Doctor: ...No. [He walks away]
The Doctor: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
The Doctor: [asking about Rose's whereabouts] And I wanna find a blonde in a Union Jack tee. And I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.
Zu-Zana: Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic.
Jack: What's a Defabricator? [It's a beam that disintegrates all, yes all, your clothes]
Jack: Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? [Thank goodness for the strategically placed Defabricator]
Trine-E and Zu-Zana: Absolutely!
Jack: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up!
The Doctor: Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look?
Rose: Umm... different.
The Doctor: Good different or bad different?
The Doctor: Am I... ginger?
Rose: No, you're just sort of... brown.
The Doctor: [disappointed] Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! [Rose looks annoyed] Oh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
The Doctor: I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the room.
The Doctor: Come on! We can all have a good flirt later!
Shakespeare: Is that a promise, Doctor?
The Doctor: Oooh, 57 academics just punched the air!
The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but, actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way, what's your name?
Rose Tyler: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose, - run for yer life!
Sycorax Leader: I demand to know who you are!
The Doctor: I DON'T KNOW! See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I just don't know.
Doctor: Rose, Mickey, take Arthur...
Rose: Who's Arthur?
Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: No, you're not keeping the horse!
Doctor: I let you keep Mickey!
Doctor: I'm a time-traveller. I point and laugh at archeologists.
The Doctor: [runs to a door, opens it] Door. Boring. Not me. [runs to a window, opens it, manic grin] Me!
The Doctor: [to Clara] You're great on adrenaline. [to the Half-Faced Man] And you're out of your depth, sir. Never try and control a control freak.
Clara: I am not a control freak!
The Doctor: Yes ma'am.
The Doctor: This is Clara. Not my assistant. She's... er... some other word.
Clara: I'm his carer.
The Doctor: Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don't have to.
“From the moment they meet, the Doctor and Rose are soul mates. They understand and complement each other.” –Russell T Davies
“He’s a very damaged and closed man. She brings that out of him. She brings him back to life. She widens his horizons.” –Russell T Davies
“What Rose brings to the Doctor’s life is completion. It’s completing a circle – he’s male, he’s alien, he’s a traveler. Between the two of them together they complement each other and discover each other. And are in love with each other – absolutely, unashamedly, unreservedly.” –Russell T Davies
“It’s a love story. It’s like love at first sight, in a way.” –Christopher Eccleston
“To all intents and purposes, it’s a love story, really, the Doctor and Rose. Rose is clearly in love with the Doctor. And as time goes on we realize that he’s rather fallen for her.” –David Tennant
“The Doctor is literally thrown into this bizarre new circumstance before he's properly gotten himself together after saying farewell to Rose, who was the love of his life.” –David Tennant
“I think Rose was unique in the sense that she loved him and he loved her back. And it was more than just a hint. It was deeply emotional.” –Freema Agyeman
“The Doctor and Rose love each other. I think it's that simple.” –Euros Lyn
“She’s the one woman, the one human, that can make him better – that can make him a bigger character, a better man.” –Julie Gardner
“From first holding the Doctor’s hand to a farewell on a beach, Rose is the Doctor’s reason to fight, to endure, to ensure there’s light in the darkness. Together they can achieve anything. As Episode 9 describes it, they are the Stuff of Legends.” –Julie Gardner
“He loves this woman so much.” –Julie Gardner
“Obviously and quite overtly, really, the subtext of this show is that the Doctor is hopelessly in love with Rose.” –Steven Moffat
La violence est l'argument des faibles.