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Hi! My name is Megan.

I've been writing stories ever since I was in second grade. I always worked hard on them and my efforts paid off when the teacher posted my work on the class bulletin board.

My favorite stories are ones about romance and friendship.

I have four parrots (Abercrombie, Rebecca, JoJo, and Malibu), a dog (Truffles), and two goldfish (Molly and Harvey).

I still haven't submitted my first story yet. I'm still working on it. It should be up soon!

Thank you for visiting my profile!

--Megan--

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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5792 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Love Lead The Way by KD Skywalker reviews
Bella ran away from Forks because she was pregnant with Edward's child and didn't want to tell him to ruin his "perfect life" - only to return to face the truth in the light of a personal tragedy. How would Edward react? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,653 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ten Years is Hard To Forgive & Forget by ULTRAnumb reviews
Edward and Bella where childhood sweethearts. When they were 15 Bella moved away suddenly, and no one has heard from her since. When she returns 10 years later, will her friends be able to forgive her? Why did Bella leave? My 1st Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,842 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love That Binds - Part I by Twilight51545888 reviews
Full sum inside. Edward and Bella are married & are soon taught about the Corporate world. The only way to stay married is to have a child. Edward becomes more distant, leaving Bella feeling alone and desperate... Will they be able to hold on to their last chance at staying together? Is there a silver lining in their lives? Stay tuned for Part II. OVER 54,000 HITS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,772 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
She Died of a Broken Heart by BubblyAmericanWriter1 reviews
Bella Swan was forced to leave her true love, Edward Cullen, behind when she moved to Phoenix with her mom when she was 16 years old. Now, returning 3 years later, she finds out something tragic has happened. Very heart-breaking. Tears may occur. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wow! Is That Really Bella? by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon, Now 70 years later he’s engaged. When the family goes to Barcelona on vacation Edward may be in for a HUGE surprise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
When You Left Me by O MY Edward reviews
When Edward Left Bella 20 Years ago she was changed and is part of a very powerful coven. Edward and Bella meet again. Has Bella moved on? Who are the young vampires that seem very close to Bella.?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008
The Dimness of Edward by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When No One Else Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen is heartless, but no one cares to find out why. When Isabella comes into his life, she changes him, teachs him, loves him when no one else did. Better than it sounds, PLEASE give it a chance! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Sequel to 'When No One Else Cared' Edward and Bella have come so far. She taught him to love as he did the same for her. Now they have to face a more difficult challenge. Three to be exact. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Sun Darkens by Aeieo reviews
It was all Isabella ever wanted; to keep and protect her child. When Bella dies giving birth, Edward is left with the pieces of their lives to gather and mourn. But what happens when Alice has a vision indicating Bella is somehow alive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,120 - Follows: 5,675 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to annoy the Twilight Characters by lovetwilight2 reviews
Pretty much self-explainatory-SIXTY ways to annoy them!Yeah,that's right,sixty. Last chapter is UP!WARNING:THINGS WILL GET STRANGE AND KIND OF MEAN.READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.not sutible for young children.Read and REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Games by Jesusrocks reviews
What happens when the Cullen kids place a bet that each couple can go a week without sex? Yeah, it's that bad. Nothing smutty but very funny. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008
She's A Mystery by Reader4Lyfe reviews
Bella has been beaten for most of her life by Charlie. He sends her away to a boarding school in Phoenix. Will she find someone to rescue her from her horrible nightmares and help her heal? Will she find love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,671 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 4,075 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Daily Grind by MadeleineJade reviews
Sequel to Can't Let Go. Emmett opened up the coffee shop & he and Rosalie just had a son. Bella & Edward are married & trying to start a family. You know me, cannon pairings, some original characters Hal, Coley, Eli . Humor/Fluff & Stuff AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,760 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
October by SquallCullen reviews
Set 6 months after leaving Bella. What if Edward's body were shutting down because his soul was shattered? Alice knows Edward needs Bella, but can she save him? No longer a one shot. EXB Rated M for cutting, foul language and sex in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tracked by Breanne Marie reviews
Bella's worst fear is Tracking her, not only for her body, but also for her blood. Will the Cullens be able to help her? Who IS the Tracker? Mild Rape and Cussing. Takes Place During "Twilight" so it has some of the same events. EdwardXBella Vampire&Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,716 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Maybe Violation Is A Good Thing by Fluffy Tranquil reviews
Edward catches Bella and Mike kissing. Will this effect their relationship, or will something else tie it together? Not a BellaxMike story! Read AN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,666 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Need by shaunna100 reviews
Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bad Teacher by jpixieruler reviews
Bella's been daydreaming in class, Why can't Mr. Edward Cullen teach properly, what happens when they get so wrapped up in fighting each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,061 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Right Side of Wrong by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Another one of Emmett's 'bright' ideas leaves Edward & Bella in a fight. What will it take for Edward to convince Bella to let him back in the bed? Can Emmett help right the wrong? Both E & B POV, AU, AH, rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,862 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never in a Lifetime by calico736 reviews
"No, just because Jasper enjoyed kissing him, didn't mean he actually had to like him." Edward & Jasper have always hated each other; what will be the outcome when the two are forced to face the truth behind their feelings for each other? E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Just An Ordinary Day by SweetMandyB reviews
My first attempt at FanFic. A story of Edward and Bella through marriage and parenting. AU, AH, a little OCC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 86,429 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarred and Scared by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Edward left thinking it would be best for her. But what if it wasn't? What if when Bella left, Charlie got abusive? When the Cullen's return, can they save Bella from her living hell? Or is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine Months by forbidden bliss reviews
*ON HIATUS* For them, it was love at first fight. Edward and Bella can't seem to get along—even when their lives get thrown together and then torn apart. Can they survive it all or will they end up killing each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,440 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Return to Earth by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Bella dies giving birth. God lets her come back. Edward & Renesmee's reactions. Just a fun little one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Shooting Stars by nougat81 reviews
Picks up Bella and Edward s story 5 years after BD. What happens when Nessie one day disappears? Will the family survive another face of with the Volturi? Does true love conquor all? Please read and review...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,227 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Soul Meets Body by briannaaa reviews
Bella and Edward's story ended after Chapter 3 of New Moon. Bella had a one night stand, resulting in baby Piper. Now Edward is back. He would do anything to get her back. Will their story have a new ending? AU, OOC and BxE :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not Always as They Appear by Loves.Jasper reviews
All Human: Bella hates Edward, causing Edward to hate Bella. what if a not so accident causes them to be locked in the Biology closet together? Will they hate eachother for ever or will they find somthing new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3194 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six is the Magic Number by foreverafreak89 reviews
Sequel to BOGFF. Three years have passed since their birth. Life sure has been crazy and there is never a moments rest, but we wouldn't trade it for the world
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapped by ilysoccerchick reviews
Edward pulled a prank on Alice and Rosalie four years ago, and what happens when the girls decide to get him back. They decide to kidnap Bella and the Volvo. First Fanfiction so be nice guys. Pre-Breaking Dawn. Thx! Bella is OOC. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mini Cullens! by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the girls return from a hunting trip, they find four familiar-looking little boys and a wolf in their home. What happens when the girls figure out who they are? Post Breaking Dawn. Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,480 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is watching someone die by Goo82 reviews
Life has dealt Edward and Bella their fair share of problems, but just as they begin to get their marriage back on track tragedy strikes. What happens when the only love you have ever known may be taken away? Will the guilt and memories tear you apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Free At Last by darkxlight reviews
ON OFFICIAL HIATUS! After BD, Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore starting w/ ch.2 ! BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
The Chosen by lovingedward reviews
Bella,who felt content with her 3 years boyfriend Mike,was very surprised to find that she was the chosen bride to be by the most powerful man Edward Cullen.Edward is mildly dominant. Some Lemons, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,410 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
While You Were Sleeping by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Edward was in a car accident and slipped into a coma. Five years later and his daughter with Bella, Emily, doesn't know about him. What happens when she meets him and he awakens, will he remember anything? How will he deal with being a dad? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Let Go by calico736 reviews
"Well, I hate you, too. You just won't leave me alone. Ever since I met you... I can't stop thinking about you. When I close my eyes... I see you." And as he spoke I could feel my entire world shifting on it's axis. E/J Slash, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Surviving by ReneeSue reviews
One partially collapsed hospital, six people and a broken finger. Bella and co have to survive together while they wait for help to remove debris trapping them in a hospital basement. There are good times and bad times, but can everyone band together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love and Some Verses by toxicbluecrayon reviews
The sequel to "Our Lips Are Sealed". Edward and Bella overcome their painful and secretive past in order to gain something more. Can their new marriage last through more drama and hardships?///Read Our Lips Are Sealed first if you already haven't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,822 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stuck In a Closet With Emmett by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Emmett and Bella are accidentally locked inside a closet together. One of them is bound to lose their minds. Just a quick little three minute drabble, no romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Sex Life of Nessie and Jacob by Jacob's.Home.Gurrl reviews
Edward and Bella give Nessie the sex talk, only to find out that Jacob had already gone farther than that. Rated M. Some Lemons, after the 2nd chapter. First Chapter: Sex Talk from Bella and Edward. The rest about the Sex life of Nessie and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Lovely As You by jewlzncoolz reviews
Bella has a wonderful friendship with Edward. Although she wishes it was more she doesn't want to risk their friendship. But what if he wants the same. will they be able to get together? Or will Bella's strict parents stop them from falling in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,243 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
My Obsession by My-BeautifulBell reviews
Fate plays with Edward's self control when his obsession with Bella is put to the test. Can Edward control himself when she is forced to spends the night at his house? *Lemon ONE SHOT* ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Path We Chose by BelieveItOrNot reviews
A look at the relationship & love of Edward and Bella, two self-aware teenagers who are forced to grow up quickly. Together, they battle problems and find their inner strength. No love triangles. Fluffy beginning, drama ensues, no dark themes. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,868 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living the Life by abz44 reviews
Edward and Bella have just found out they are having twins, while Alice is giving birth. Find out what happens to as they go through pregnancy and all of the babies firsts. All Human ExB JxA EmxR. Will have futrue Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Rest of Eternity: Bella and Edward by D. S. London reviews
Plot takes place 20 years after Edward bit Bella. Story is strictly evolving around them with other characters featured too. GRAPHIC LEMONS and GORE - BEWARE! There are alot of twists and turns. Stylishly written.If you enjoy long chapters, read this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,872 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mistletoe by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Here to Eternity by The Midnight Muse reviews
A chaptered sequel to the three-part "Faith Precedes the Miracle" series: "As I gazed at him now, holding our infant daughter in his arms, there was no doubt in my mind that the miraculous end had justified the faith-promoting means." R&R, Ch. 15 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's a First Time for Everything by OneEyedPinkBunny reviews
Edward/Jasper. One-Shot. A hot little encounter between our two sexy men.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Not What I Expected At All by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Charlie and Renee send Bella to her grandmas in England after Edward left. instead of bringing peace, the people that left her show up and her life it turned upside down. What if the reason Edward left- to keep Bella human- was irrelevant. She never was!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,234 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stars by emg78 reviews
Love at first tattoo. Entry for the Tattward and Inkella comp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Betrothal by Twilight51545888 reviews
Full Sum inside. Bella's Father passes away and the will is read. In it, its stated that she will marry Jacob Black, so the Swan Corporation can grow with help of the Black Corporation. The Twist? She is not in love with him, and has only one way out... Marriage to another man. Can Edward help? What if they are not in love? Can they make it through everything? Over 100,000 HITS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,568 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Love by msashlyjudd8 reviews
What if Jasper was secretly in love with Edward. How will Edward react when he finds out?. JXE SLASH DON'T LIKE DONT READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Minutes to Midnight by Angel of Sinne reviews
The wedding is a few short weeks away, and Bella and Edward have been dealing with severe sexual frustration. Who'll crack first? Full of Lemons. This story is a mixture of what I expect to see in Breaking Dawn and my own twisted imagination.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by EJ Santry reviews
Entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. When the A/C goes out in the computer lab during Summer Quarter, things begin to heat up as the students begin to strip to get comfortable. What lies underneath might cause them to combust. AH. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by SaraiCullen reviews
At his bachelor party, Edward decides at the last minute to not go through with the wedding. What happens when everything seems to get in the way of his decision? OS/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nine Months In The Making by bemylullaby reviews
Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,637 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Make You Feel My Love by Twicebitten reviews
The cruise brought each couple something they never expected. Love. The course of true love never did run smooth, though.. Sequel to Beauty of Uncertainty. R&R! all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,001 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Stranded by revamp me reviews
All Bella and Edward wanted was to have a simple anniversary on the ocean. However when a storm hits and they are trapped on an island, what will happen? M just in case for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
I Caught Myself by Jord-El reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella starts experiencing pregnancy symptoms. But they never had sex. How could this be happening? Not like others in this genre. I'm trying to keep it as original as possible, and avoid cliche. Updated 21st July, 09.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pieces of Time by Jayeliwood reviews
Sequel to Blind. Edward and Bella start a whole new life together but not without it's challenges. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,812 - Reviews: 7251 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Giving In by KCakaAlice reviews
Entry for Love Through Lemons Contest**** Edward has been chasing Bella for months with no luck. What happens when Bella finally gives in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under My Skin by bethaboo reviews
Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Player Meets Game by POOCULLEN reviews
Sequel to PMGirl. When Bella transforms into a stay-in-dorm-all-day-studying wallflower and removes Edward from her list of #1 priorities, the 'old' Cullen comes out to play. How long before they realize that games end and there's always a winner? AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Little Lover Boy by Shadow Rise reviews
Ginny goes into labor. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ginny W., James S. P. - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Comes a Time by xxxtheangelbelowxxx reviews
Bella gets a pet from a reluctant Edward. Later she finds out she's pregnant! Omc, what is everyone going to do? Heehee. Idk either. You just have to read it. :3 Pretty please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008
Housewarming by radiofreeamy reviews
AH/AU- Jasper and Edward enjoy their first morning together in their new home. Lemons/Slash. My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Scars by erica714 reviews
A fluff three shot that follows Edward learning the stories behind the various little scars Bella has. Full Summary inside : Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hike by patch138 reviews
A one shot, a random evening from long after BD. An innocent hike...or is it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Leave by TallulahBelle reviews
AH: A couple have angry sex due to an argument about her impending marriage with another man. Afterwards an honest discussion takes place revealing truths about their relationship. Is Bella brave enough to listen and take to heart what she is hearing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Physical Proof by IrishGirlTaken reviews
Bella faces her fear that Edward will leave her again. He's ready to prove her wrong. My entry for the "Love Through Lemons" Contest hosted by LolaShoes and tby789. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Life by Maggie5763 reviews
Sequel to Pain and Happiness! Now that Bella and Edward have their family will they be able to settle down and be happy? Or will pain come once again for them? I stink at summaries so your just going to have to read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
Surrender by Morocia reviews
Bella meets Edward at Alice's boyfriend, Jasper's house. What happens when two dominating personalities meet? Who will give in to temptation? OOC AH One-Shot Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unlikely change by myownperson5543 reviews
When Bella gets kidnaped after the Cullen's leave for a second time and the kidnapper calles them how do they react? What do they do when they find out that Bella will never be the same when and if they do get her back? ExB. Flames welcomed. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Too Good To Be True by ErraticHeartbeat reviews
Bella Swan is smart, pretty and unnoticed. Edward Cullen is captain of the football team and extremely gorgeous. What will happen when they are forced to work together to take care of a baby for a health project? UPDATE: Chapter 14
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,762 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The 'Cullen' way of life by x-Scarlett-x reviews
Bella was going to wish Jasper had taken Edward to a strip club for his Bachelor party. ONESHOT What Edward really did on the night before his wedding CULLENCEST Edward/Jasper Edward/Emmett Set during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Wallflower by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
What's one step lower than a wallflower? Bella Swan. An Edward & Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Murmuring Promises by twiobsession14 reviews
Bella can't stop worrying after finding out she's pregnant. Edward tries to ease her worries with some reassurance. My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest, hosted by tby789 and LolaShoes. One-shot. E/B. All Human. M for Lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realized by hot 101 reviews
This isn't something you can just patch up and fix.God Bella I'm in love with you!"--One-shot.AH.Best friends who fall in love is always the sweetest....one just happened to fall before the other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fireworks Proposal by Miss Selene reviews
Edward and Bella have dated each other since junior year and now Edward has a ring burning in his pocket their fourth year in college. Any idea how he's going to pop the big question? AH.CP.Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Make the Good Girls Go Bad by dqwhit19 reviews
One shot very loosely inspired by the song. Hot, horny Edward, shy, bookish Bella, one night in his father's study... and feelings neither are prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lips Are Sealed by toxicbluecrayon reviews
REVISED: Bella is in for a surprise when Alice drags her to see Jasper's band. Will the guitar player, Edward, notice her? The sequel Love and Some Verses is also up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Matchmaker and the MixUps by VampsofTwatlight reviews
When the Cullens celebrate Nessie's first birthday, pirate-style, Emmett, Jasper and Edward get more than they bargined for. AU, POST BD, LEMONS for the PIRATE TALKING CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
In The Backseat Of A Volvo, Anything Can Happen by PaintTheRainbow reviews
Edward and Bella push the physical aspect of their relationship to new limits in the backseat of Edward's Volvo one rainy day in Forks. Bella is so used to Edward cutting their physical contact short, what happens when he doesn't? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stranded by georgiasf reviews
The Cullen "children" plus Bella end up on a desert island! How will 5 vampires and one human survive this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Those Eyes by theotherbella reviews
Edward Cullen's a lost boy until he meets a girl with a particular pair of brown eyes. Will she be able to save him? Or will he end up saving her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 146,307 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
Provoking Pleasure by isabellsah cullen reviews
Pleasure. Torture. Frustration. Satisfaction. Fulfillment. Desire. Temptation. Set after Breaking Dawn. A day in the life of Edward and Bella. A response for tby789 and LolaShoes "Love Through Lemons Contest". ExB. Smut/Lemons. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire or Penguin? Vampenguin! by Becca962 reviews
Emmett needs another vacation. Carlisle and Esme decide to go with to keep him out of trouble. Will they have any luck? If I want my story to be funny they won't! :D Rated T Totally funny! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Tear You Apart by dhobbs reviews
Edward is completely distracted by Bella, and he comes up with a plot to make it stop. Lemon, AH/AU, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade Ball by stupidshinyvolvoowner1901 reviews
Bella and Edward have always been in love. However, their work as spies, doesn't let them pursue their relationship. When a masquerade ball arrives and they both have had enough, what will happen? What will Edward do? LEMON! One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Slice of Married Life by lavender.ferryboats reviews
Edward and Bella are married and living together. A peak at their every day life. AU/AH, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Dreams by WithAplomb reviews
Separated by 1800 miles Bella Swan and Edward Cullen dream of each other every night. When Cullen moves to Forks can they fight the fact that they are each others dream lover? Rated M for a bit of sweariness, dreaming and just in case. Edward & Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,084 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Neighborly Love by kitty4me reviews
Bella and Alice are single ladies living in New York City. What happens when they have two new neighbors? According to Alice they must be single straight guys..is she right or wrong? BxE and AxJ Rated M for Lemon and Language. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle to Boston by Forever.Team.Edward reviews
Bella and Edward are meant to be together. The problem is, their parents don't happen to agree. They decide to take some drastic measures...with consequences. All-human and OOC. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She'll Never Forget by TweetyBean reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is so distraught, she gets in an accidental car crash. The result is amnesia, forcing Bella to forget everything that happened since she came to Forks. She goes to Maine, not expecting others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those So Called Bundles of Joy by alwaysthinkingofyou reviews
Oneshot. September 13, 1987: The Cullens visit Forks in search for a new home. But what happens when a woman goes into labor at a grocery store and Carlisle's forced to deliver her baby? PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Rose by ar080185 reviews
Edward sets up the perfect date for Bella. After three years together he is finally ready to propose. One-Shot *Lemon* Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Stables by dhobbs reviews
Bella works in an entirely new kind of club. One night she is visited by a new member. Things get very heated, very quickly. One-shot, smut, AH/AU, extremely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Mattress King by Frankie326 reviews
Bella is in desperate need of a new mattress after her recent breakup. Where better to turn then the one and only Mattress King, where things get lemony at about 3 a.m.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Hurts When I Breathe by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
Bella wakes up alone and panics, thinking Edward may have left her again. Edward will finally get to see with his own eyes how his leaving affected her. How will he react? What will they say to one another, and will he be able to comfort her? ExB Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relieving Sexual Frustrations by SweetJesus.It'sEdward reviews
Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovely As You In The Bedroom by jewlzncoolz reviews
This is a side story from Lovely As You, as I did not want to put lemons in that one. It's short, and doesn't really make much sense but I got a few requests to write it so this is for the reviewers who wanted the lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by Victoria by imamusedbytwilight reviews
Victoria wants to avenge James's death, so she kidnaps Bella, but is it Bella she wants to kill? While she is held hostage The Cullens are coming to her rescue but will they be able to meet victoria's demands, and is it just Victoria now after her now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Romeo and Juliet by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella is paired with Alice for an English project. They have to recreate a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bella's favorite play. But she doesn't understand how two people can fall in love so fast, until she meets Alice's Brother Edward. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,433 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Price of Anger by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward and Rosalie have just found out why Edward’s room is such a mess. Punishments abound!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots of Desire by Isabel0329 reviews
Quick snippets of Edward and Bella's love affair and their exploits in bed. Chapters are not related to each other. AU, All-Human. Definitely OOC. Rated M for sex and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,379 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Special Delivery by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Short Story All Human What would it be like if Edward adn the rest of the Cullen clan were human during the birth of Renesmee? How will things happen. *WARNING: A pregnant Bella might scar you for life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seduction by bitten-sln reviews
Bella has a surprise for Edward. She's more confident, he's lost in lust and she's immensely pleasured. Contains nudity, teasing in both forms :D and language. takes place after she is changed and in control of her blood lust...full summery inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Jelly Beans by Becca962 reviews
Emmett buys the pack a 20lb bag of jelly beans. They decide to have a little contest. With thousands of flavors, anything can happen! Super Funny! R&R Rated T just in case...... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
You said my name when? one shot! by raok reviews
Another BxE 1shot. Hate sex, it's fun... really. A/U, lemons... um any other disclaimers? Oh, language. Lots and lots of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Used and Abused by chocolatexsmores reviews
Bella was once in love with a vampire named Christian, that is until he turned her against her will at age 17 and started abusing her. She meets the Cullen's and a romance sparks. Will they find out her secret, or can she keep it hidden? FINISHED FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Halloween by Edward'sLoverGirl1901 reviews
It is Halloween night, and Bella is roped into going to Forks High School's Halloween dance- dressed as a nurse. A Halloween in April lemon, just because I can. Rated M for sex and potty mouth words. One shot, BXE. I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proof by Edward'sLoverGirl1901 reviews
Set in the end of New Moon, after Edward comes home. Bella is still unsure that he actually loves her, so he feels that he must prove it to her... Rated M for sex and maybe a few potty mouth words. BxE. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
The Gift for You by Nollie Marie reviews
It's mother's day and read what Renesmee gives Bella. Read and Review Please! And HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all mom's out there...this is for you all!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Sex Obsessed by Eeyore2603 reviews
Drunk one night Alice gave everyone a challenge to see which couple could have the most amount of sex in the next 2 weeks, in the most sexiest, random places. The couple who loses can't have sex for a week. Let the sex games begin. BxE/JxA/RxE. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
I Like It Loud by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
A night out and one song can change everything. ExB All Human. Now a series of random lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens Buy A Pet by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post BD, possible spoilers! With Nessie growing up, it's natural that she wants a childhood pet. But how hard will it be pet-shopping for a household of bloodthirsty vampires? What adorable little creature is Edward afraid of? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Tampon trauma by Jasper and me 4 eva reviews
Emmett decides it would be funny to play a prank on Edward and Bella but finds it turns the tables.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Just a Dream by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Bella and Edward are just married.Edward gets drafted to war.Sadly,he looses his life.This is a song fic to the song Just a Dream by Carrie Underwoord. Please read it. AU AH. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wrong Wedding by StallingJanice reviews
ONE SHOT! When Edward doesn't return Bella seeks comfort in Jacob Black, he proposes and she accepts. What happens when she realises she is at the wrong wedding? Set during New Moon i guess. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Fruits And Vegetables by BlessedMay reviews
Seth and Collin have an interesting conversation. The others pop in to annoy and hilarity ensues. Rated T for one naughty word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Seth, Collin - Complete
Rosalie and Edward by RAWRxIMAxDINOSAUR reviews
I know it’s sick to be turned on by her, especially while she’s wiping a bloody drip from the corner of her mouth. It’s a sick perversion to want your sister, to lust after her. But I do. Edward/Rosalie. Graphic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Yellow Car by Kuramastrass reviews
By some miracle the Cullens convince Bella to go on a camping trip. But the trip takes a very strange but hilarious turn when Bella accidentally introduces the vampires to a game known as yellow car, in which the losing players must remove their clothes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Veto by Kristine93 reviews
"You’d think that after living with a woman for seventy years you’d be able to withstand everything she decides to put you through, but DEAR MOTHER OF CHRIST veto on sex? How cruel can these females be?" EmmettRosalie Two-shot Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Proposal by DitzyBreex reviews
A cute proposal using bxe. Edward places clues around the house until she finds him on his knee
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Lose One And Worry For Another by Kissing A Vamp And Proud Of It reviews
When Bella falls ill with the very flu that Edward died from what will he do? Will Bella make it? And what will they come across on the way? And Bella and Edward must struggle with a pregnancy when Bella is seemingly near death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,236 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Relax by Nollie Marie reviews
AH Bella is too tense for what Edward is about to do and needs to just...relax... Not the best summary but there isn't really a good summary for this short one-shot. Just read it to understand the summary...and then review! Please and Thank You!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Table Manners by Justine Lark reviews
Bella is determined to hunt as neatly as Edward, but how to stay tidy when they keep getting overcome with passion? A one-shot full of post-BD Cullen family fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loch Nessie Monster by Becca962 reviews
Nessie tells Emmett she's bored. Emmett has an idea to have fun, and it involves going to Scotland. What will happen when the boat runs out of gas in the middle of the Loch? Rated T Post BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Save You by socact reviews
Edward is a brilliant, troubled doctor who uses medicine to escape his past, until he meets a beautiful patient whose mysterious, debilitating disease challenges everything he knows about life and death. Can he save her? Can she save him? AH, ExB, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Wild Thing by strangegreen reviews
Edward takes Bella camping in the wilds of Montana to help take her mind off wedding planning. Hilarity may ensue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Dead Girl by ridingondreams reviews
Bella’s blood was too tempting. Edward killed a room full of students to get to her, but then his family barged in. Too busy with the havoc to realize one victim’s heart was still beating, three days later she follows their scent to Alaska.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,924 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Trouble With MindReading Parents by Sparkly Daleks reviews
Renesmee Cullen finds that having a dad who can read your mind is cute when you're a baby, but totally awkward when you're a teenager. Ness/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
It's an Easter Egg Hunt by Nollie Marie reviews
It's Nessie's first Easter and she's on a hunt for eggs. It's a Cullen style Easter Egg hunt. Never just expect plastic eggs filled with chocolate which is all Nessie expected and loves. /Part of the Additional Breaking Dawn Moments Collection/
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love Is A Funny Thing by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Bella and Edward have their 'first time' rated T- it's a 'fade the black' story . Soon after, Bella is feeling odd and has Carlisle examine her while Edward is on a solo hunting trip. What is her news? BxE. I'm not SM. STILL. R & R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,942 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Turns by eroticfan reviews
Our favorite couple take a walk on the wild side. Forever is a long time, after all, and variety is the spice of life. Edward, Bella, leather, whips, ripped negligees - a series of differing D/s-ish scenarios. M to the hilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,236 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Never Really Liked Snow by Sapphire Mizu reviews
If you lose, I will personally take Bella prisoner and give her as many makeovers as I want. You won’t be able to touch her once I’m done!" Take snow, impossible bets, five vampires, one human, and you get the snowball fight of the century. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too desirable for her own good by Mo-Jansen reviews
Post Eclipse. When Bella and Edward attend a party at Jessica’s together with Jasper and Alice the emotions -and hormones- start taking on a life of their own. Healthy amount of Smut OOC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,565 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nine Months In The Making: The Holiday Edition by bemylullaby reviews
In the Nine Months Universe. Read the actual story before reading this one..it's a MUST..Spend some time with the gang as the celebrate the upcoming holidays. What could possibly go wrong? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008
Play Crack the Sky by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Sequel to I would walk 500 miles. Two years have passed and Bella is now in her third year at college at Sarah Lawrence, while Edward attends New York University. Will their relationship grow as they continue to start their lives in New York? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Closet by theotherbella reviews
Bella's upset... guess who's gonna pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just My Luck by Keely Jade reviews
Bella is left alone for a night, no Edward, no Charlie to protect her from the one person she never thought she'd have to worry about. Who will save Bella from this filthy man who wants her virginity? R&R! Warning: RAPE! ALL HUMAN. REVIEW PLEASE! BxE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
How Bella Learned To Love Snow by MrsFacinelliAndLutz reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find the first snowfall of winter. Can Edward convince her that snow isn't all that bad? Of course he can! Edward/Bella. DTE/lemoney. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn. REPOST, layout of 1st post was awful- now fixed!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked Games: The closet by hogwartshoodlum reviews
Ever played seven minutes in heaven? Well, a mysterious 'gameskeeper' at Hogwarts has decided that the students should all be given the oppurtunity to play, whether they want to or not. Rules: No names, no wands, and seven minutes. Who's playing now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Lost in Believing reviews
CoWritten with Friends For Life Literally. The first truly hot day in a long while, and Bella wants to fry eggs on the sidewalk. When that doesn’t work, she tries to make her breakfast on another heat sorce...Her hot werewolf friend, Jacob Black. One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
It's Like I'm Not Me by Isabella Black Cullen reviews
What happens when Edward leaves Bella with somethign that she didn't expect. How does she cope with that? Read this and you will find out. Slightly BXJ but most certainly and mainly BXE. WARNING Severe sexual content, cutting, and drugs If you read review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Just You and Me I Promise by MegaNic reviews
Will you go camping with me"Edward asked her."Just you and me?"Bella said to him."Just you and me... I promise"Edward and Bella have decided to go camping for a weekend.The whole Cullen family learn of this event.What will happen?Lots of Pranks!Review pls
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pain and Happiness by Maggie5763 reviews
Bella gets raped when she makes a trip to Port Angeles when the Cullens are on a hunting trip. She tries to stay strong and brave but that doesnt always work. What will happen? I stink at Summaries so just read it and find out! Rated M for implied rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 84,730 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Nine Months by muggleinlove reviews
*Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower* Bella and Carlisle have a litte fun that leads to a big surprise. OOC, Bella/Carlisle lemon. Fluffy one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Piano Lesson by Turquoise Smoke reviews
Alice and Jasper have the house all to themselves...and do naughty things on Edward's piano.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nothing left standing by Pathatlon reviews
Bella gets tired of Emmet's constant insinuations about hers and Edwards lack of sex-life. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Utter Contentment by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Oneshot - All human - Bella waits in Central Park, for Edward one day. She has news to tell him but how will he take to somethign do life chnging? Really sweet R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tire Swing by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward makes a new toy for Renesmee. He and Bella have some fun with it too. Post BD one-shot. fluff/lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Anniversary Gift by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella decides to do a little something different for their anniversary. It's a gift that Edward will not soon forget! Vampire, OOC, lemony fun. Cowritten by Jayeliwood and muggleinlove
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens When Emmett Watches Mulan? by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn, possible spoilers! Bella's enjoying a nice afternoon watching Renesmee and Jacob when suddenly, she hears strange noises from outside. What is Emmett doing in a karate outfit? Where did he get that bamboo?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
I'll Always Be With You by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Chicago and into a very old house, but there's something different about this place. What if Edward had died in 1918, and what if he never really left his former home? Will romance develop? M for future lemons, usual pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,547 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,587 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marry Me First by Justine Lark reviews
The title says it all-- Edward's POV of the scene in Bella's bedroom at the end of New Moon. You know what he said. Find out what he was thinking!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Blushing Pilgrims by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
For Isabel0329 "For My Valentine" Contest. Bella is quoting Juliet in a meadow one day, when a gorgeous stranger with bronze hair starts to quote the lines of Romeo. BellaxEdward, All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Understanding by Emma-Lynn reviews
Bella is left home alone, bored out of her mind, and her best friend Edward is out with another girl. But what happens when he surprises her? BPOV, all human, wayy better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Admirer by CallistoLexx reviews
Every year she got a valentine and she's always wondered who sent them. Will it turn out to be the one she least expected? BPOV, AH/AU fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in an Elevator by BellaTonks reviews
Edward falls in love with a stranger after spending one night with her trapped in a dark elevator only to have her disappear in the morning. His only hope is to find the match to the panties she left behind. Will he find her again? For the SMC contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I would walk 500 miles by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Bella Swan want's to get away, she decided to move in with her dad and brother, and her life goes in a way she'd never expect it to. ALL HUMAN. R/R! CHAPTER 38 up now! the final chapter! SEQUEL POSTED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,811 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rythmic Beat by De Code Re Lock reviews
Edward and Jasper at school doing naughty little things. Lemon, Slash, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
She Wears Her Hearts on Her Hip by ShimmerinDenali reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pregnant by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Bella is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, but how does Edward feel?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Closet? by hollykener reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. But she wants him. Bad. However it might be more than unrequited love that stands in her way. Oneshot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Hostage by edwardsdreamgal reviews
Fate brought them together, but will it be the one thing that will tear them apart? When Bella gets taken hostage, all seems to be broken, but can you guess who is also being held hostage with her? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,704 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Called a Lance by calin-durus reviews
entry for the SMC contest- Sir Edward has done everything he can to prove to Lady Isabella that he loves her, will he do her final request to prove his love? And how will she show her's? lemon one-shot au/ah A Knight's tale/Twilight Crossover
Crossover - A Knight's Tale & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Life Gets in the Way: For My Valentine Contest by mskathy reviews
Edward and Bella have been married a few years, Ren is 18 months old. Edward decides it is time for a reminder to Bella of how much he loves and cherishes her. Squishy Oneshot for manyafandom and isabel0329's For My Valentine Contest. Lemons, B/E AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasure, Thy Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Interference by Lolavella reviews
Alice wants to do something special for Jasper's birthday, but Edward has other plans. WARNINGS: Slash, threesome
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6309 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just the Way You Like It by Lolavella reviews
Edward knows what Jasper likes. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Schoolgirls & Punishment by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Seductress by RegenSayoo reviews
When Bella is feeling like her sex life is becoming repetitive, Alice and Rosalie provide her a 'schedule' of new things to try in the bedroom with Edward. Rated for lemons. THOUGH THIS IS NOT FINISHED, I CANNOT CONTINUE WITH IT. SORRY GUYS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Spanish Class by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Laruen tries to get Bella in trouble but her plan back fires. JUST READ. Bella,Edward,Alice. One-shot.Meyers not mine.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spice it Up by vampires rule my world reviews
Edward and Bella explore the wonders of their physical relationship. Caution, Lemons! This story is now officially complete, so please enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spain and Supergalactic Space Travelers by Becca962 reviews
Used to be called Vacations. Another one of my Emmett stories! Emmet takes the guys on an Itergalctic adventure with spaceships, illegal activity, and hobos. Alice takes the girls to Spain. Really Funny series of 4 chapters and an epilogue. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
The Halloween Fair by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is roped into going to the Fair by Alice on Halloween. What she doesn't know that the boy she had a crush on, is coming along too. He didn't notice her last year, but he sure does now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Happy Ending by twirlonwater reviews
Post-Eclispe Bella's happy ending turns sour when she stumbles into troubles while Edward is gone before the wedding. The effect is diabolitical, and Bella might have to be changed now to save her very life. Rated M for Rape, Language, Sex! Please, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,682 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008
You Will Obey Me by MaeCullen17 reviews
What if Edward and Bella didn't forgive each other after Bella escaped school to go to La Push? Edward thinks that Bella belongs to him. Will Bella obey him? Lemons! Slightly to Very OOC for Edward. However, I think we can all see Bella acting like this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Alone by BubbiGurl23 reviews
Edward was too late, Too weak. One shot ExB Set after the Ballet scene. COMPLETELY AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Only Lied About Being a Thief: SMC contest by Goog1eThis reviews
Edward is from a family of casino owning con-artists. Edward gets framed by Jacob and is sent to jail for 7yrs. Bella divorces him and becomes engaged to the crooked Jacob. Now Edward must seek revenge and get Bella Back. Ocean's 11 SMC. One-Shot Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Midnight wakings by KristalWhitehead reviews
One-shot. 2 years after BD. What happens when Bella and Edward are having their couple time? Also dont forget about earmuffs! Rated M because i didnt know if it would be M or T so i choose M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk by Suburban Sun reviews
Carlisle, I'm 103 years old. Do you really think I need to be getting the sex talk from you?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Not Just a One Night Stand by Apple Slushie reviews
Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare Gone Awry by UltravioletSpark reviews
Emmett and Alice are babysitting Bella while the rest of the Cullens are hunting. Bella is forced to play truth or dare and unwittingly picks dare when it's her turn. Now she has to get a tattoo! What will Bella do? How will Edward react? Please REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
left behind by tsumesgirl05 reviews
set in new moon What if when Edward left bella he left her something that they thought was impossible
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oral Fixation by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward is convinced Bella has an oral fixation, but she is in denial. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Alone by Arwennicole reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating since their sophomore year in high school. Now that they are juniors in college, Edward thinks it is time to take their relationship to the next level, but something happens that could change all their plans. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yo Mamma by alittlefaithinme2 reviews
During the fight in BD. Better than it sounds. A war of yo mamma jokes. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Demetri - Complete
The Birds and The Bees by nighttime writer reviews
When Nessie and Jacob are found in a less than ideal situation Bella realizes that it's time for Bella, Edward, and Ness to have "the talk"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Secret Angel by poisonedbirth reviews
AH, AU: Bella is a seventeen year old homeless girl. It's Christmas and an old friend discovers her. One-shot. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
What Fellas? by Frankie326 reviews
My entry for britishbitches smutvent calander. Sorry if you guys already read this. Edward has to punish Bella after she sings a naughty Christmas song. AH OCC BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Addition by dreaminspired reviews
Edward gives Bella a present the whole vampire family falls in love with. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Yours by asianpersuasion10 reviews
AH, ExB, One-Shot, Lemon. When you fall in love with your best friend, it's not always smooth sailing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Present of All by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Bella and Edward celebrate Christmas a little early. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Chance by animallover0109 reviews
Sequel To At Death's Door... Bella is returned to Earth as a 10 year old girl. But of course it comes with a price. If she is not changed by her true love by her 18th birthday, she must return to heaven... forever. Final chapter up! EXB. Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
Untouched by Edwardxlovesxme reviews
When Edward won't give Bella what she wants, she goes to Emmett. But what happens when Edward finds out? Read and REVIEW please! Some hot Em/B and then some DOMINANT E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008
What Image by LadybugNixie reviews
Carlisle is furious with our three favorite vampire boys ... what punishment is it he thinks will teach them a lesson and what did they do to anger him in the first place? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Tattoo by LittleLonerFairy reviews
This is about how Edward, Jake, Jasper, and Emmett get tattoos for their wives. I know about the venom thing and indestrutable thing but some vampires found they could still get tattoos, so vampires can get tattoos. Breaking Dawn Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
It's Santa Claus, Nessie by Nollie Marie reviews
It's Christmas time, Renesmee's first Christmas. And for her first Christmas, the Cullens decide to take her to visit Santa Claus! Nessie is excited and she knows EXACTLY what she is going to wish for. What exactly? You'll have to read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
One Stormy Day by EternalTwilight94 reviews
A storm is coming and is leaving the Cullens trapped indoors. What is there to do? Leave it to Alice to come up with something. It’s ‘Prank Day’ at the Cullen’s! Read to find out how a game with a human and 7 vampires turns horribly wrong. NEW CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Hostage by funkymonkey1313 reviews
When Edward makes Jasper and Emmett mad, they take away the thing that is the most precious to him. Very short and pointless. Pure fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Make Him Scream by TacozEvrySunday reviews
Edward does something to Jasper that makes Alice mad. Can Edward handle being on Alice's bad side? Can he handle her revenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Alice
The Begging by The-Girl-Is-Me-Now reviews
Edward and Bella, All human, A/U LEMONS! happy little fluff first fic so yeah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jackass Stunts Should Not Be Reenacted by venom with love reviews
When Emmett talks Edward into reenacting a stunt from Jackass, Edward gets hurt. How will Bella....nurse him back to health? All Human. Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
News by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella has important news to tell Edward, but she thinks he won't want it. Everyone knows but him and he's getting frustrated. Why is Emmett doing the happy dance? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Savior by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella is kidnapped and savagely beaten. Who will save her? Edward comes to the rescue. Will he pick up the pieces? Graphic and sort of dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Surprise! by AliceCullen-Hale.1901 reviews
Alice decides to surprise Bella and hides in her closet...but what happens when Bella is not the only person that comes home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Alice, Bella
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
A Little Miracle by teamedward240 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella and Edward start a family. NOW COMPLETE! Review please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Never Again by kArlITaLUna reviews
My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Ring, A Short Story by EdgeOfDesire reviews
Edward POV. Edward finally accepts the fact that there's nothing he can do to leave Bella, so he gets the guts up to propose, but what's supposed to be an exciting day, turns out totally wrong. Please read A/N & please R&R this story! i need critique!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Hot n' Cold by venom with love reviews
Okay, so maybe I did expect him to come today. So sue me. I think every bride-to-be expects their fiance to show up for their own wedding. At least once out of eight times would have been nice. All Human. Song Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Why Uncles Are Useful by whitereflections12 reviews
Problem with bullies? No one can fix that better than a nice, grizzly sized Uncle Emmett. Problems with an annoying guy you're not in the least interested in? Uncle Jasper can take care of emotions like NOBODY else. : This is just some misc. fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punishment by EmmettsTeddyBear reviews
Naughty Edward... Punishes Bella for something. First lemony One-shot I've ever done. Edward/Bella Lemon. Please Review. AH,Kinda OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Weekend at the Cullens by iliketwilightmorethanyou reviews
Bella just wanted some alone time with Edward over the weekend. Emmett and Jasper just wanted to pull a prank on their brother and Bella, but what happens when the prank goes terribly wrong? Read to find out! --- Dont judge a story by its summary ;
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
When Life Hands You Lemons by Lost in Believing reviews
What would you do if life handed you lemons? Just another random question that Bella decides to ask to her friends. One-shot. Hope you learn a few things, and get a laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Playing Games by pexylexy reviews
Edward/Jasper - sequel to "Persuasion" - rated M for sexual content - They take it outside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Surrender by pexylexy reviews
Edward/Jasper - Sequel to "It's all about the strategy" - rated M for sexual content - Edward can't wait to get home to see if Jasper really goes through with the strategy he had in mind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Stone Heartbeat by TsuShi reviews
A Story About Renesmee's Time In The Womb. MAJOR SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BREAKING DAWN! Terrible Description,I Know.Shut Up.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Husband and Wife, Way of Life by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Sequel to Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice! Expect lemons. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Gynaecologist by MartaSwan reviews
That was the best visit ever. She loves going to the doctor. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Training Wheels by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: Renesmee sees other kids ridings bikes. Now she wants to learn how...should be interesting when none of the vampires learned how to ride a bike. ONE SHOT! Pure fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Hunt by WriterSymone reviews
So, this is an Edward/Jasper fic. It has Lemon. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Side Effects by NiceIceEdward reviews
Carlisle and Edward must discover what's happened when Jasper comes home red eyed and acting strangely.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh, His Fingers! by Kuro Garyuu reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. What happens when you're stuck in the closet with the man who you've been dreaming about for years? What happens when he's gay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wish I Had Your Angel by FireFalconDeux reviews
Bella learns some things about Edward, and winds up in the arms of the one who'd once threatened her life. Songfic to 'I Wish I Had An Angel', rated M for language. Edward bashing, James/Bella. Review please! See also Twilight: Redux, an expanded version.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Where'd You Go by Sovoyita reviews
Edward is late again and Bella has had enough. She's going to leave. What will he do to keep her? Song-fic based on Where'd You go by Fort Minor and Holly Brooks. Rated M for love scene. It's actually really sweet. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moon Bounce by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
AU. A/H.BxE. SMUT.ONE SHOT. Edward and Bella work together at Children's Jump and play. Who is more naughty? Bella or Edward? Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Joining A New Club? by venom with love reviews
On their way to Las Vegas, Edward and Bella have a little fun in the airplane bathroom. Includes a delicious rocker tee and jeans Edward. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training Day by musicluv585 reviews
OOC Bella does not want to listen to Edward, and Edward can't take it, so he gets frustrated see how he lets out all his anger! xxLEMONS GALORExx ***ONE-shot!*** Plz Read&Reveiw. This is for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest so come check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hope on the Horizon by The Midnight Muse reviews
3 of 3: A rewrite of the birth scene from Breaking Dawn. "I nodded and reached my hands forward, sliding into the warmth of Bella’s womb. Feeling the baby’s soft skin for the first time sent a jolt of electricity to my long dormant heart."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TwiStore by Aishiteru Girl reviews
What happens when Em and Jazz kidnap Edward for a very special shopping trip...? funny,sexy, cullenish xD Rated M just in case.EM/R E/B J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
The birds an the Loch Ness Monster by werewolves-like-baking reviews
Nessie walks in on Bella and Edward 'Baking' and is quite confused. So she goes to each of the Cullens to find out what they were doing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Some Loving by Reader4Lyfe reviews
Edward and Bella engage in some sweet loving. But is it really sweet? Click and find out. Smut guys. Lemony goodness. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second Honeymoon by Kitschisme reviews
My interpretation of Bella and Edward's "second honeymoon" when they visit their cottage for the first time in Breaking Dawn. Rated M for a reason - a delicious lemon souflee. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Freed by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV, sequel to Trapped. Bella surprises Edward at home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Special Delivery! by Brunettezki reviews
What happens when Edward delivers a pizza to the girl of his dreams house? All Human, OOC, for Jayeliwood's sexy edward contest...review?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 358 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
We need new Furniture by Miss.Engel reviews
What happens when Rose and Emmett break their bed? Or when Alice and Jasper compete against them? Rated M just to be safe. One Shot. No Smut/Lemons. RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
WipeOut by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie competition! One-shot with a plot. Bella comes back for a visit to a little beach town for what she thinks is the last time. What does Edward do to make her stay? OOC and a little angsty... sorry. Smutty, Lemony Deliciousness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The lady Swan by Jayeliwood reviews
A prisoner is brought to the first mate of the ship to be watched, but is everything as it seems? Example in the Sexy Edward Contest. Lovely lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven minutes in Heaven or Hell by After17 reviews
Seven minutes can be a long time when you’re locked in a closet with a Greek God. BXE. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Moving on by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon, Edward leaves Bella. Before he went, though, he left Bella with something that neither of them would expect. Rated for some language and innuendos may become M in the future.Warning is M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Mind Over Matter by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
When Bella tries to put a distance between Edward and herself to keep from hurting him, Edward takes it the wrong way. Will their relationship end? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Much Information by Heartbroken1 reviews
Life changes forever for Charlie the day that Jacob shows up to explain everything and to ‘show’ him his secret. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Surprise. Takes place during Chapter 25, approximately Page 490.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Charlie S., Jacob
Midnight Cullen Cooking Contests by TaylaCullen reviews
Three words. Cooking: Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Bite by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
Oneshot. Post Breaking Dawn. After Nessie sneaks out one night, she finds herself in trouble with both her parents and Jacob. JxN
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Pool by DelilahTCullen reviews
Alice and Bella are bored after watching more than half a game of football with their men. What do they do to entertain themselves? Do they punish said guys? ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
the mint taste by louise-xo reviews
Edward dosn't remember what it's like to brush his teeth, so Bella teaches him...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurricane Season by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when the Cullen family decides to go visit Texas and end up stuck in a hotel room for hours because of a hurricane? Drama and comedy ensues. Authored with Whynotjasper. Rated M for a reason folks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Shopping With Emmett by KatieCullenSwan reviews
Another short One Shot with Bella and Emmett. What will happen when Emmett and Bella go shopping? Better then this summary, I think. Please give it a change, read/review. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Emmett, Bella
THE 50 WAYS SERIES by Miss Whoniverse reviews
I know that there are many stories like these but I really wanted to try some : It's a series of lists for each Cullen. Rated T for mention of sex many times. They're like, "50 Ways for Jasper to Abuse his Power" etc. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Responsibility by StringynKel reviews
Aro gets a pet fish, and Caius remembers why he hates animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
PRANKS by Twihard275 reviews
Its the day of pranks over at the cullens and what happens when bella is stuck in the middle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Mad at Me by cherrycoloredlilies reviews
Edward pissed Bella off. What will happen? Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Did Well by Cullens4everandever reviews
Edward is so protective of Bella, that I can totally see him with daughters. These are just oneshots and ministories of Edward and Bella and their daughters, Lucy and Katie, and son, Mason. Read and find out all about it!. ALL HUMAN! lots of fluff! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,501 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Sexual Appetites by Rockerdude911 reviews
It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Last Hurrah by OliviaJane reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Lava Lamp by Saiyachick reviews
For once, Edward's fascination was the cause of Bella's harm. In response to Eowyn77's Danger Magnet Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Smiling Moon by Anna Doyle reviews
Bella and Edward's relationship continues to grow. after new moon What new adventures do they have in store for them? Disclaimer for the whole story: All things bright and good belong to Stephenie. sigh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Making Cookies with Emmett by KatieCullenSwan reviews
What would happen with Emmett and Bella making cookies? Funny or so I think OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Tumbleweed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The Cullen family encounters a crisis when a beloved/hated cat runs away from Bella. So why is everyone attacking Edward? Fluffy one-shot ExB For my kitty with a tumour.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time to Wake Up! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett helps wake Bella up with a not so pleasant surprise. RATED K FOR STUPID HUMOR. Oneshot for now
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Letters From An Old Friend by oxtenshixo reviews
It's been over fifteen years since Edward walked out of Bella's life and he meets someone unexpected on a walk in Seattle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare by Twilighter31 reviews
Bella, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie play truth or dare. One-shot. Lots of funny moments. Connnected to my other story, Losing Love. Not required to read it. Read&Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Undeniable Truths by paperkut reviews
Laurent changed Bella in the meadow and now she is on the run from her past. What happens when Bella accidentally stumbles into Cullen territory?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
The List by GirlInTheShortSkirtNLongJacket reviews
On their way to a private island, Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to make a list of the best places to have sex. And then have a bet to see who can do the most places in 6th months. Lemons. All VAMPIRES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shrine by 11June11 reviews
Edward builds something... well, very interesting for Bella in his closet and worries how she will react when Alice shows it to her. BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Cat by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tony the Turtle by Sakah reviews
What is wrong with this malicious turtle that Alice brought home that causes the Cullen family nothing but trouble? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Shock by deepcutfighter reviews
When everyone but Bella, Edward, and Jasper are out hunting and Jasper goes up to Carlisle's office to get a book, but before he goes in he hears a comprmising conversation going on between Bella and Edward. *funny innuendo*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Merry Early Christmas Edward by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
Bella and Edward haven't made love in quite a while becuase Bella is scared that Edward and her will be teased if they are too loud. What happenes when no one is home and it is almost Christmas? A Very Merry Christmas! BELLA IS A VAMPIRE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
It was Heaven, Right Smack in the Middle of Hell by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Then, Bella began her procession down the aisle. Charlie was holding her close to him, tears in his eyes. I could see Bella's mother in the audience, she had tears in her eyes too. And if I was human, there would be tears in my eyes as well. ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TEXTually active by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Poor Carlise. He misunderstood what Bella said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2008
Mom, Can I Be by SapphireShelle91 reviews
An age old question! A child asking their parents what they can be when they grow up, but with a supernatural twist!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ramen For Emmett by JesusFreakInc reviews
Written by Child-Of-God13, seriously. What happens when Bella has Ramen Noodles for lunch? onexshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Stupid teasing vampires by Jayeliwood reviews
Edward and Bella are enjoying a quiet evening at home. When Edward pushes one too many buttons Bella gets some pay back. Cute, short, fluffy one shot. Ed and Bella just being a normal couple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Teddy Bear by Izzy Masen reviews
Emmett really screwed up this time. What will he do to make it up to Rosalie? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Our Love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon. Edward and Bella are on the flight back from Voltera. After discussing matters, they find themselves sharing more than they intended. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Kidnapped: The Isabella Swan Case by skeletoninme reviews
When Bella is kidnapped, Edward is the only one who can save her...All human. PLEASE READ! My first try at something like this. Please please please please? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Very Dirty by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After a long day of Edward related activity, Bella feels up to a shower. ExB Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
So Cold by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
While the Cullen’s are away Bella takes a trip down to Port Angeles and runs into someone she never wanted to see again. Edward/Bella. WARNING: This story contains strong depictions of rape/non-con! Please note: Edward does NOT do the raping! Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
I will be by pexylexy reviews
Jasper/Bella, AU after New Moon "Why had it suddenly been more important to right Jasper's thoughts about what I was doing than to be happy about Edward's return?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
The Blood Drive by Amelia Bedelia reviews
The day starts like any other - the typical wake-up call and a relaxing morning - but when Bella is in danger, Edward does whatever he has to in order to save her - even if it means revealing his secret identity to the last person Bella wanted to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Unfortunate Trouser Event by TakeOut reviews
Funny One-Shot containing Bella, Edward in some 'ridiculously tight boxers' and an inappropriate squirrel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Love's never broken by Sarahhx3 reviews
Edward thought he lost Bella 10 years ago when she committed suicide, but when a new coven of vampires come to his school, guess who he finds. SEQUEL TO DANGEROUS MINDS! Read that first! Reviewwww.:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Milk Of Regret by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
My Strength by Elaina7774 reviews
Beautiful One-shot: Edward and Bella share a special night together, leaving them with a miracle. 18 weeks later, when Bella is faced with mocking peers, Edward shows everyone just what being a father means to him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Moonlight Serenade by Savannahbobanna reviews
The Cullen family moves back to Forks after sixty years. One surprise after another await them. Part two to A Twist of Fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Then he was kissing me by ibetonalice reviews
One shot Lemon. Bella/Edward. First fanfic. Rated M for sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Stupid, stupid Bella by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward discovers the perfect way to curb Bella's reckless nature. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Mini Eggs by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of Easter oneshots because we all want the Easter Bunny to come early.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Their Break Up by EdgarAllen reviews
Edward and Bella break up. Bella goes to Jake for comfort. She gets a little more that she wanted, but doesn't really mind. Edward, disturbed and disgruntled, tries to win Bella back. Sorry. I suck at summaries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Size DOES Matter by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
One Last Push by VampireLove4Cullens reviews
Bella is human, Edward is vampire. Bella is pregnant and in labor. What will happen to her? ENJOY! Rated T for minor adult content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
It's Jasper's Fault by tears on a black rose reviews
my first lemon...but its pretty damn good. Jasper and Alice are having a moment and his emotions get the better of Edward and Bella. OOOHHH! Rated M for the lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Jazz and Emmet's SexEd by DebussyToThis reviews
An outtake from my version of 'Breaking Dawn'. Emmett and Jasper attempt to give some helpful man to man advice regarding Bella and Edward's sexual relationship. Hilarity ensues, naturally. Emmett is on top form...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Within Temptation by TwilightVampire92 reviews
The Volturi, namely Aro, Have come to Forks to see if Bella has been changed. When he sees that she hasn't, he kidnaps her and gives Edward a choice; Turn Bella while he hasn't feed in almost 3 weeks, or watch her suffer and die? **Story is Discontinued**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrist Kisser by HeavensBells reviews
Jasper and Bella get carried away while comforting each other after the deaths of their close friends. Is it really so wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Scarier than a Family of Vampires by Shelby Rae reviews
What happens when Bella is faced with a life threating disease? Read and Review! BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,006 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Irritable Grizzly by grumpy grizzly reviews
What happens when Edward gets Bella's message after he has Alice kidnap her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/14/2008
The Girl Next Door by cherrytone reviews
Bella is sent to live with Renee after Edward left the first time. She is a senior in high school. Her hope to be invisible is squashed when she moves in next door to the most popular guy in school. Will Edward return or will Bella move on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
War of the Straws and Sandwiches by Any1there4me reviews
Edward recruits Emmett and Jasper to help redecorate Bella's bedroom as a surprise...while she sleeps. Emmett happens to come across some certain objects that begin a little game of war...What could those things possibly be? Oneshot...maybe more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Sizzle by KismetHappens reviews
Bella's annoyed that Jake keeps falling asleep on her and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
If It Had Started Over Seven Minutes in Heaven by WishIWasJKR reviews
AU. It's Ginny's 15th birthday party, and Hermione suggests playing seven minutes in heaven. HrR, HG, OCOC. Not my best fic, written ages ago, but after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
How Do Angels Die? by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward, dressed all in black, knelt by a marble stone. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Silent Night by FriendofFoes reviews
What happen's when Bella's kidnapped by Victoria? What happens when the whole Cullen family get's involved? Will Bella be worth it to all of them? and if the get her back, will she be ok?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
How To Make It Better by Gabriella Janeway reviews
Minerva is in labor with their first child, and Albus just want's to try to make it better. a bit of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Hungers by A. Zinc-Senkahai reviews
Edward needs more than just Bella's blood. He needs her in general. How will he unleash this whole new complication of their alreadytoocomplicated relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Twisted by DiamondSuns reviews
Edward has had enough of trying to stay away from Bella. His journey takes him back to her, but when he reaches Forks he finds a most disturbing and unwelcome surprise. Could he ever forgive himself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,534 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kill by HazelB reviews
If vampires had blood and could die as easily as humans... but could still be vampires at the same time. Here are the thoughts of Emmett when he and Jasper are killing James. It's a bloody mess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Randomosity by Emberling reviews
Random moments in the life of Bella Swan. I'll probably do a lot more of these.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007
Pillsbury Doughboy by Alice001 reviews
What happenes when Emmett watches a commerical for Toaster Strudels? Read and find out! Please Review too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Impossible by xo-Bella reviews
Bella and Edward had a large fight. Bella said that she didn't want to see Edward, Edward took it to heart, thinking she meant at all. He leaves for 13 years, but when Alice pulls the Cullens back for a 'vacation' Edward is surprised. He has a daughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/1/2007
Odd by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Bella stared at the stately white envelope that was addressed specifically to her. Who would be writing to her? And with such fancy stationary...[Oneshot.BellaxEdward.Fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Trojan Man by ShanniMo reviews
Emmett's expirience with the school nurse gone bad...i promise this is one freakin hilareous story. trust me. twilight will never be the same... one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Promise of Forever by spikescrypt reviews
What if Bella really did die when she jumped off the cliff? What if the Volterra killed Edward? This is a story of two lovers who find each other again in a place called Heaven.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/25/2006
In The Closet by wings-of-innocence reviews
At the biggest party of the year, everyone is hooking up! The Fire Whisky flows and the party turns into a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven where no one holds back! DMHP, HPGW, HGRW, GWPP & more... slash and femmeslash, as well as het abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.