Simply Lissa
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Joined 04-25-09, id: 1913571, Profile Updated: 04-25-09
Author has written 2 stories for Bones, Twilight, and Criminal Minds.

Hééjj to all you readers in the big world out there.

I've been reading on this awsome site for a wile now, but I've never had the guts to sign op...pathetic right...?!

So for all of you who would like to know what I'm like : I'll humour you :

Name : Melissa but you can call me Lissa ;)

Personality : crazy, random, but also a leader (weird right), I'm very often loud and my clothes are my own style, but I can also be calm and a good listner.

Likes : Reading, food, my friends (I always like to make new ones), movies,...BUT more than anything my family and MUSIC.

Dislikes : Haters, sellfish people, backstabers, narcissists,...

Hopes and dreams : Well my dream is to be an acheologist, I love history (all my friends think that that's weird but I am weird after all).

Favorite books : Harry Potter, Twilight (who could resist that), the lord of the rings, ...

Favorite movies : x-men, Harry Potter, Twilight (who could resist Robert Pattinson,Taylor Lautner and Kellan Luntz.), The fast and the furious (mmm...Vin Diesel), Heath Ledger (Sobs), the lord of the rings (Legolas), pirates of the carribean (Jack Sparrow,...NO captain Jack Sparrow.), The mummy, king Arthur, the Gladiator,...

Favourite TV- shows : Criminal minds, bones, one tree hill, angel, NCIS, Grey's anatomy, Veronica Mars, supernaturel,...

If there's anything else you would like to know about me, don't hesitate to ask.


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Now there is one VERY impotant thing I forgot : the for me 10 hottest guy's on the planet (in random order).

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Taylor Lautner

3. Johnny Depp

4. Orlando Bloom

5. Vin Diesel

6. Hugh Jackman

7. Matthew Gray Gubler

8. Gerard Butler

9. James Marsden

10. Kellan Luntz.

B.T.W. : there are a lot of other hot guy's out there !! This is just my top 10 (for the moment.)

P.S. : If there are big foults written in one of my story's please warn me. English isn't my mother language but I try my best.

Kiisses and Hugs to All of you fellow readers and writers out there ...

> oh and if you don't want my kisses and hugs you can always trade them in for virtual cookies. (the key to world domination).

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Heated Passion by DecemberSnowfall reviews
His body tightly pinned mine to the stone wall. His dark eyes looking down at me. One of his hands were at my waist, while the other tangled itself in my hair, gripping it tightly. "No other man can touch you." His deep voice breathed out. Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,303 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ardeth B., OC
Until You're Mine by Chel88 reviews
With one look she became my world and I knew she had to me mine. With one look I would forever belong to him. This was the stuff of legends and as he stood before me, I wondered if my fate was about to beome that of a legend too. Jasper/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,957 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Primal Attractions by RedGoddess reviews
Adding a character into the Pitch Black movie. What will happen? RiddickOC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006
A Firefly in the Pitch Black by shadowglove reviews
River and Kaylee end up on the ship that crashes on the monster-filled planet in Pitch Black. River must keep Kaylee safe, keep her identity secret from Johns, explore her attraction to Riddick, oh, yeah, and NOT get eaten in the process. River/Riddick
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,727 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - River - Complete
IRRITATION f by Sharnhorst reviews
STORY COMPLETEDEvy's cousin Charlotte goes to Egypt with them for an adventure, and gets more than she expected when she meets Ardeth Bay!
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,440 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ardeth B.
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The new girl in town reviews
When Elli is shiped to go live with her long lost relative Emily and her fiancé Sam down in La Push, what will happen ? And how will certain someone react to her comming ? Jacoboc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Jacob
You had me at Hello reviews
So what happens when special agent docter Lissa Conners leaves her theam in DC behind to become the newbie at the BAU. Will she be able to win them over ? And what about that other genious that works there ? Read to find out. ReidOC
Crossover - Bones & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - S. Reid