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Author has written 11 stories for Final Fantasy VII, World War Z, and Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Nombre: Desconocido.

Name: Unknown.

Fecha de Nacimiento: Desconocida. Informes de dudosa fiabilidad la sitúan pocos años después del fallecimiento de Philip K. Dick, esto es 1983-1985.
Birth Date: Unknown. Low reliability reports says it took place a few years after Philip K. Dick's death. That is 1983-1985.

Genero: Varón.
Gender: Male.

Descripción: Ver fotografía adjunta(desaparecida). Temperamento desconocido. Cabello castaño con reflejos dorados, ojos color gris verdoso azulado, circa 1'80.
Description: See attached photography(missing). Unknown character. Chestnut hair with golden reflexes, eyes gray-greenish blue color, circa 1'80 meters.

Alias: oodball167; Hachas; Catarata.

Oficio: Rogue Trader y actor amateur a tiempo parcial. Ex-contrabandista, ex-blade runner, ex-mercenario.
Job: Rogue Trader and part-time amateur actor. Ex-smoogler, ex-blade runner, ex-mercenary.

Intereses: Cinéfilo, wargamer, melómano(con contadas excepciones), gran amante de la literatura(especialmente los clásicos, novela negra y de aventuras), otaku ocasional. Padece numerosos deslices fans: trekkismo, star wars, LOTR, Stargate, Dune, Holocausto Canibal, Zombi: Guia de Supervivéncia(sigue durante horas)...
Interests: Movie fan, wargamer, melomaniac (with few exceptions), great lover of literature (specially the classics , black novel and adventure), occasional otaku. He suffers numerous fan-slides: trekkie, star wars, LOTR, Stargate, Dune, Cannibal Holocaust, Zombi: Survival Guide (keep going for hours)...

Informes de actividad(segun servicios de inteligéncia de todo el multiverso):
Activity Reports(by intelligence offices from all multiverse):

-Se presentó a un casting para aspirar al puesto de Hutt infantil, fue rechazado por carecer de suficiente volumen corporal.
-He auditioned for child Hutt, but they refused him due being not enough fat.

-Su primera interpretación fue el Coronel Kurtz en una adaptación apócrifa de "Apocalypse Now" supuestamente realizada por Ruggerio Deodati(consistente en embutir a todos los actores en disfraces de Predators).
-His first role was Colonel Kurtz in an apocryphal version of "Apocalypse Now" supposedly directed by Ruggerio Deodati(basically the same but with the actors disguised as Predators).

-Segun el MI-5, tras leer la saga "Los Hijos de la Tierra" de Jean M. Auel, intentó cruzar una fisura localizada en Cardiff para hacerse con un cachorro de leon cavernario. Supuestamente, el infructuoso intento inspiró a los creadores de "Invasión Jurásica".
-According MI-5, after reading "The Sons of the Earth" saga by Jean M. Auel, he attempted to cross The Rift, Cardiff, to get a cave lion's cub. As it appears the failed try inspired the creators of "Primeval".

-Su negocio de tráfico ilegal de especia provocó que la Emperatriz Irulan le condenara a muerte. Los rumores afirman que fue indultado a petición personal de Muab'dib.
-His deeds as spice melange first smoogler pushed Empiretress Irulan to sentence him to death. Rumors said that he was forgiven due to Muab'dib himself.

-Colaboró durante un tiempo con el cuerpo de Blade Runners.
-He collaborated for a few months with the Blade Runner corps.

-Fue una de las primeras opciones que barajó Darth Sidious para ser la base del ejército Clon. Parece ser que rechazó la oferta para poder terminar el Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII.
-He was one of the Darth Sidious's first choices to be the basis of the Clone army. Appearently, he refused the offer because he wanted to finish Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII.

-Rumores no confirmados afirman que prepara su 2º asalto al "Ulises" de James Joyce.
-Unconfirmed gossips assures that he's currently preparing his 2nd assault to James Joyce's "Ulisses".

-Parece ser que sufrió el sindrome de "Miss Cloud" debido a una obra de teatro.
-He suffered the "Miss Cloud" syndrome due to a theater work.

-Se sospecha que pudo haberse infiltrado en el Departamento de Asuntos Generales de Shinra (conocidos como los Turcos).
-It's suspected that he may have infiltrated into Shinra's Department of General Affairs (known as the Turks).

#Recompensas ofrecidas#
#Rewards offered#

Delito/s: Fan, tenéncia ilícita y uso de material subcultural, quema de fotos de Su Alteza Alejo I, resisténcia a la autoridad, fuga, herejía. 10.000 megadicks. Vivo o muerto.
Crime/s: Fan, illegal possession of subcultural material, burning photos of His Higness Alejo I, resistance to authority, escape, heresy. 10.000 megadicks. Dead or alive.

Delito/s: Robo de posesiones del Adeptus Mechanicus, tratos ilegales con Xenos no autorizados, estafa al Administratum. 750.000 creditos imperiales y la gratitud del Administratum. Sólo muerto.
Crime/s: Theft of Adeptus Mechanicus possessions, illegal dealings with unauthorized Xenos, scam to Administratum. 750.000 imperial credits and the Administratum gratitude. Only death.

Delito/s: Espionaje industrial, traición, deserción. 15.000 giles. Vivo o muerto.
Crime/s: Industrial espionage, betrayal, desertion. 15.000 giles. Dead or alive.

#Frases célebres que suele citar#
#Usual quotings#

"Deberíamos compadecernos de aquellos a quienes Dios les ha negado un cerebro." oodball167
"We shall take pity on those whom God didn't gave a brain." oodball167

"¡Que nadie se mueva! Se me ha caido el cerebro." Capitán Jack Sparrow

"Los marines sólo servís para exterminar cucarachones." Ellen Ripley

"Tengo una norma: no poseer nunca a personas poseidas... De hecho és más una costumbre que una norma." Dr. Peter Vekman

"¡¿Qué?!Pero si sólo estaba calentando!" Zack Fair
"W-what?! But I was just warming up!" Zack Fair

"¿Sarah Connor?" T-800
"Sarah Connor?" T-800

"El mejor truco del diablo fue hacerle creer a la gente que no existía." Roger 'Verbal' Kint

"Come hortalizas." Sr. Smith
"Eat your veggies." Mr. Smith

"¡Catalans!¡Proclamo la República Dominicana!¡Ai, no!" Francesc Macià (Polònia)

"Yipi-kay-ey, hijo de puta." John McLane
"Yipee-kay-ey, son of a bitch." John McLane

"¿Qué?" Coronel Jack O'Neil
"What?" Colonel Jack O'Neil

"Profesional... Muy profesional." Pazos

"Verás... El mundo se divide en dos categorias: los que tienen el revólver cargado y los que cavan. Tú cavas." Rubio

"Joder, Ritchie." Joey/Tom Stall

"Vamos a necesitar un barco más grande." Jefe Brody
"We will need a bigger boat." Chief Brody

"¡Sucio bastardo! Empieza a adorar a Dick o te meteré tanta pichurrina por la boca que pedirás socorro a pedos" Alejo I (Fanhunter: The Final Conflict)

"Se hace lo que se puede." Calzones (Celda 211)

"Me voy a la cocina... No me esperes levantado." Garfield
"I'm going to the kitchen... Don't wait me awake." Garfield

"¡Retirada!" Arturo, Rey de los Bretones
"Retreat!" Arthur, King of Britons

"El saben aquel que diu..." Eugenio

"Hola. Me llamo Íñigo Montoya. Tú mataste a mi padre. Prepárate a morir." Íñigo Montoya
"Hello. My name is Íñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Íñigo Montoya

"¡Matadlos a todos!" Crixus
"Kill them all!" Crixus

"Patético." Doctore
"Pathetic." Doctore

"Capua, ¿Puedo empezar?" Theôkoles
"Capua, shall I begin?" Theôkoles

"Eso es un secreto." Xellos
"That is a secret." Xellos

"Dentro de cada hombre hay un spoiler, y se agita al ponerle un teclado en las manos..." TheInfliction (YT)
"There's a spoiler in every man, and it stirs when you put a keyboard in his hands..." TheInfliction (YT)

"Esto no és una guerra. És un control de plagas." Dalek Sec
"This is no war. This is pest control." Dalek Sec

"...They say happiness is finding someone you can be weird with." Alan (Sunstone)

Alan: "You know the old saying, great wisdom comes with regular mas(beep)bation!"
Ally: "I thought it was that you could go blind?"
Alan: "Mine makes just as much sense."
Sunstone chapter #3

"Oh my!" George Takei

"You know what they say about strange unknown objects. Poke them!" The Doctor (Doctor Whooves)

"Don't, just don't.
Oh ghod you did, didn't you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Did someone drop you on your head as a baby?
Have you any idea how many people you have upset?
No. 'Upset' is the wrong word, let me think, ah, I've got it...
Betrayed.
Thirty years. Thirty - fucking - years.
We stood with you through thick and thin.
We endured the death of army updates.
We accepted rules most sane people would run from.
For god's sake we bought the 8th edition.
We spent millions on your figures... even finecast.
We travelled to tournaments all over the world.
We survived the Forgeworld queues at Gamesday.
We bought the novels.
We drank your beer and wore your T-shirts.
Some of us even had your icons tattooed on our flesh.
We loved the world you created, beyond reason.
We defended you against all your critics.
Then... then...
... you do this.
Our world is dead, and you killed it, deliberately, knowingly.
Our investment in love, time and money ignored, disdained.
In compensation, you provide four pages of rules.
Written by someone who thinks that they are very clever.
They ain't.
We are wargamers, not an amateur dramatics society.
Do not write to us.
Do not try to explain yourselves.
Do not even attempt to apologise.
Your name has been inscribed in the Book of Grudges.
For we are the Longbeards.
Men who marched with Priestley, Johnson and Thorpe.
You shall not see our like again." Craig Cartmell (YT) reviewing Age of Sigmar

"Recordad, las palomitas pueden sentir dolor." Comandante Strax
"Remember, popcorn can feel pain." Commander Strax


Bueno, si habéis tenido la paciencia de soportar la ida de olla de arriba, aquí van algunos datos más verídicos.
Well, if you had been enough patient to bear with the madness above, here comes some real information.

Música: Mi corazón pertenece y pertenecerá siempre al Heavy Metal. Aunque me gusta de todo y admiro especialmente al genial Albert Pla.
Music: My heart will ever belong to Heavy Metal. I like almost all music, though, and my kudos to the genious Albert Pla.

Películas: Casi qualquier cosa. Desde sesudos documentales y cintas experimentales(El Gran Silencio; El Cant dels Ocells; Coffe & Cigarretes) hasta festivales hemoglobínicos y cintas ultraviolentas(Ninja Assasin; Holocausto Canibal; La Naranja Mecánica), pasando por Tarantino, Clint Eastwood y algún que otro blockbuster de turno.
Movies: Almost everything. From intellectual documentaries and experimental films(The great Silence; El Cant dels Ocells; Coffe & Cigarretes) to guilty pleasures full of hemoglobine and ultraviolent movies(Ninja Assasin; Cannibal Holocaust; A Clockwork Orange), with a special mention to Tarantino, Clint Eastwood and some season's blockbuster.

Libros: Especialmente novela negra, de aventuras, fantástica y algunos clásicos. Últimas lecturas:"Fragmentos de un Cuaderno Manchado de Vino", "Victus". Lectura actual: "Fanhunter: Las Montañas de la Locura. Electric boogaloo." de Cels Piñol. En preparación: "Ulises" de Joyce.
Books: Specially black novel, adventure, fantasy and some classics. Last readings: "Portions From a Wine-Stained Notebook", "Victus". Actually reading: "Fanhunter: Las Montañas de la Locura. Electric Boogaloo." by Cels Piñol. Coming soon: "Ulisses" by Joyce

Videojuegos: ¿Aún no lo has adivinado?
Videogames: Yet to be guessed?

Cómic: Manga: "Gunm" y "Gunm Last Order". Occidental: Cualquier cosa que publique el excelso Cels Piñol. Y novelas gráficas(Maus, Persépolis, etc.).
Comic: Manga: "Gunm" and "Gunm Last Order". Occidental: Everything published by the amazing Cels Piñol. And graphic novels(Maus, Persepolis, etc.).

Anime: Bobobo(con el doblaje catalán), y el "Dr.Slump" original(también en catalán).
Anime: Bobobo(dubbed in catalan) and "Dr.Slump"(in catalan, too).

Series: Hasta nueva decisión me declaro adorador de "Spartacus"
Shows: 'Till next warning I worship "Spartacus"

¡AH! Y lo de síndrome de Miss Cloud se refiere a que en una obra de teatro que hicimos me tocó hacer de mujer(Y además se llamaba CLAUDINA) Seguro que cualquier dia de estos me despierto convertido en un cabeza chocobo(¡Oh, no! ¡Eso sería terrible!)
OH! And the thing with the Miss Cloud syndrome means that in a theater work we made I played as a maiden(And she was called CLAUDINA) I guess that someday I'll wake up turned into a chocobo-head(My God! That would be terrible!)

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Death is Part of the Process by Licoriceallsorts reviews
An epic re-telling combining Crisis Core and Before Crisis from the POV of the Turks. Stars Reno, Tseng, Rude, Cissnei, Zack, Aerith, Veld, Rufus, and all the BC Turks; cameo appearances by entire VII cast. Drama, Romance, Action, Comedy, and more.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 550,447 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Reno, Tseng
Splintered Dreams by Fairheartstrife reviews
A retelling of FFVII in a "What If" story where it is Cloud that dies on that rocky hill en route to Midgar and Zack that survives. Tifa x Zack. For note: Rating has been changed to M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,738 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Tifa L., Zack F.
TFS Nuzlocke Creepypasta-esque thing oneshot by TheLetterR reviews
Just a quick fic I wrote based on a small scene from one of the latest Nuzlocke episodes. I've never really done anything creepypasta nor have I ever really read them I just understand they're supposed to be creepy or something so I just wrote what came to me. Cover art can be found here: /art/TFS-Slowmara-625888821
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Slowpoke/Yadon
A Day in the Life of Aeris by Tyramir reviews
A definitive day for Aeris, post-game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
The Trouble With Diplomacy by TheGuineapig3 reviews
Deep under the streets of Seyruun, Zelgadis and Amelia embark on an excavation journey led by a mysterious, eccentric professor. They hope to find a way to cure Zelgadis' chimerism and learn more about Seyruun's history, but unfortunately for them, these ancient ruins also hold secrets that were hidden for a specific reason, and disovering these secrets may come at a price... Z/A
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,491 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Amelia S., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
The Difference One Life Makes by Irish-Brigid reviews
If one person hadn't died, how would things have gone? Not as AU as you might think. Cloti, Zerith, though romance is light because I stink at it. Mysteries left unsolved may be revealed! Rated for... you've played the game, right?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 131 - Words: 271,193 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Pieces by Leah Conner reviews
Zack Fair faced an entire army and fought to the death to save his best friend. But what if instead, he survived? Cloti & Zerith Significant angst.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,558 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Light Rain, Heavy Heart by Fenrir's Lockhart reviews
Looking to the cold endless sky, he remembered her the most. Even in the rain as she denied it to herself, she knew the all too cruel truth. Both refused to accept this, but sometimes wishes can't always be granted. The light rain hitting the earth so gracefully...can easily drown out the beating of a bitter heart. End of Crisis Core. Reviews are loved!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Zack F., Aerith G.] - Complete
Nibelheim Side Story: Chapter 74 by LadyTeefStrife reviews
Aerith's and Zack's point of view of what happened while Cloud and Tifa were in the Gondola. As Aerith drifts into sleep, a knock on her door wakes her up. Part of my Normal life in Nibelheim series, and gift-fic for oodball.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by chipmouskin reviews
Aerith is part Cetra, a 1st Class Mage, and most importantly, Shinra's secret weapon. Zack Fair is a country boy from Gongaga, living with an incurable, life-altering condition, and a hatred for Shinra. Can they save each other?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,492 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G.
Letters to My Lover by rikku247 reviews
Detective Zack Fair has been chasing the Suicide Killer for two years. But when he starts to fall for the latest victim, can he keep her safe and also catch the killer who is hunting her down? AU. Suggested rape scenes. Please be cautioned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Zack F., Aerith G.
Ten Things that Never Happen in FF7 Fanfiction by Clement Rage reviews
Not entirely serious, not entirely humourous. Ten things that never happen in Final Fantasy 7 fanfiction.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Vivi-Gi72 reviews
Universo alterno: Cuando el mejor detective de Midgar se enfrenta a un caso casi indecifrable se vera sumido en una batalla deciciva por el futuro de todo el planeta junto a la persona que cambiara su vida para siempre Final corregido
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,257 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sephiroth, Tifa L. - Complete
Pride's Folly by mako-lies reviews
Tseng has remarkable focus. Rated for stalking and imaginary sexual content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - [Aerith G., Tseng] - Complete
Wood and Cardboard by garfieldodie reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
Candle by Razer Athane reviews
I'm fumbling over my words now, even as my head falls, "I… wanted to surprise you." -Zack x Aerith, Oneshot-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
The Road to Sunrise by Shtuff reviews
AU Final Fantasy VII. The people are sick, the planet is dying. A group of rebels make a stand as two weary refugees drag themselves into Midgar. Let the end begin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 226,167 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
The Return of Miss Cloud by OhJay reviews
Post AC. Tifa gets kidnapped, and Cloud once again has to disguise himself as a woman to save her. One shot, implied CloudxTifa and ZackxAerith, T for cross dressing and mild sexual content
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Alive by NotebookPaper reviews
Aerith wasn't often one to be taken by surprise—she'd had many, most blessings in disguise—but when she was surprised it was always a rush of sweet adrenalin, undeniable proof that she was alive.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Bittersweet by veils reviews
Zack/Aerith; Their love blows away with the changing wind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
CUT! by Aka Pine reviews
In which Cloud is overly paranoid, fan girls are a thing to be feared, and Sephiroth just wants to do his job. Crack/parody/ fun fan-bashing. Rated for language and implied naughtiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Lifestream, Converge by Irish-Brigid reviews
Zack and Aerith have some catching up to do in the afterlife.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Wear Tear and Rust by mizperceived reviews
The truth behind Cloud Strife being kicked out of the Life Stream. Short lil story that I kept giggling over as I thought about it. 1st in the Goddess Trilogy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Protection by Sekihara Tae reviews
The rest of the party is far too concerned about their sex life. Humor, possibly crackish. Rated for themes, not content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Glimmer of Truth by absolute-zero88 reviews
Tseng visits Aeris to inform her of Zack's death, in the hope that by giving her some truth he might alleviate some of his own guilt.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Tseng, Aerith G. - Complete
Howl at the Midgar Moon by joestew2412 reviews
This story is about Zack's survival at the end of crisis core. How will he take to seeing Aerith following Cloud and company? Does Sephiroth have something in store for Zack? Will true love prevail?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,491 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Two Steps Back by Sigart reviews
-Formerly Take Me Back- Cloud is brought back in time against his will to save Aeris, the last of the Ancients, and thus the last caretaker of the planet. However how will he save the planet, when he doesn't remember anything?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,153 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
All That Glitters by TheGuineapig3 reviews
What does a strange gemstone have to do with Xellos, Phibrizzo, and the Lord of Nightmares? A search for a mysterious jewel leads Lina and her friends to the frightening possibility of an old enemy who's come back to destroy the world... LG, AZ, and XF
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,789 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Amelia S., Zelgadiss G., Gourry G., Lina I. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by Kmy42feat.oodball167 reviews
Tras morir de viejo Cloud llega a la Corriente Vital, ansioso por ver a Aerith otra vez. ¿Qué se encontrará? Aviso: LEMON y alguna que otra de las exclamaciones de Cid. Zerith, Clerith y Clerick Cloud/Aerith/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Change of Fate by OhJay reviews
What if Cloud was killed instead of Zack? Post CC, T for character death, oneshot, ZackxAerith, implied one sided CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Slayers: Another Adventure! by TheGuineapig3 reviews
"Lina, come on. He's just a little kid, all alone. It wouldn't be right just to leave him out here."- Lina, Gourry, and friends get more than they bargained for when they rescue a kidnapped child from a group of bandits! L/G A/Z. T for some mild violence.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,028 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Lina I., Gourry G. - Complete
Punishment by OhJay reviews
Angeal has cruel and unusual ways to punish his young apprentice for his childish actions, but hey, they work. Oneshot, NO YOAI.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
A Mutant's Revenge by ShadowKitsune77 reviews
An AU fic about what would happen if Zack had survived. After being saved from a grizzly fate, he was captured by the Shinra and endured further experiments at the hands of Hojo which scared him for life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 297,485 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity by dantesdarkqueen reviews
A series of oneshotsdrabbles that basically show that Sephiroth is just as human as you and me. Most of them will be humorous, and all are preNibelheim. Latest: the saga comes to a close. Thanks, everyone, for your support and for reading this!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 147,054 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Paradoxically by Hiroya-chan reviews
Zack and Cloud are best friends, Zack and Aerith are a couple.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Cloud's Day Off by Roxasfan300 reviews
Cloud Heads to Cost De sol and Bad things happen. Pairings: Cid/Shera Zack/Aerith Cloud/Tifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Normal life in Nibelheim by LadyTeefStrife reviews
High school fic... Well, sort of. I'ts NOT a normal story. Pairings: Cloti, Zerith, Yuffientine. Not ZackxTifa, the start can be misleading. Chapters checked by 6jrz422.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 88,740 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
Between Sheets by Shizune-hime reviews
Time and distance may have separated them, but for one morning - one moment - they forget everything else. Post-ACC; figure out the setting. : Songfic. FINISHED!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
True Name by Stream'sxCupxOfxTea reviews
As Cissnei lays dying, trapped under the rubble of a building, she makes one last wish. Not to live, or even to be remembered. She just wished that one time in her life, she could have had a true name.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shuriken/Cissnei
Why Must All The Heroes Die? by Stardust Nightmare reviews
Tribute to Zack Fair...TT - TT And just to be safe SPOILERS? I guess? TT - TT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
A Life in Ashes by mako-lies reviews
Aeris takes a break from adventuring to help the people of Gongonga. Mostly gen. Mentions of past Aeris/Zack. Hints of Tifa/Aeris or Cloud/Aeris if you squint.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Aerith G., Tifa L. - Complete
Gifted by messengercat reviews
Zack can sew, and he has a couple more tales up his sleeve concerning his other colleagues as well.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
A Knock at the Door by CSKazaam reviews
An unexpected knock on the door reveals a mysterious woman in need of the help of two detectives. What unravels is a strange crime that seems to have no solution, but Detective Zack Fair is bound and determined to find the answer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Who has the most fangirls? by Zodiac Sefirosu reviews
When Zack manages to steal quite a few of the SOLDIERs' fangirls, they see who can win back more than the other two.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Hero by Razer Athane reviews
They called him Puppy... but... -Oneshot-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Promises of Tomorrow by Seffie Elaine reviews
Aerith tends to her flowers while calming a frustrated Zack who would like to tear his way out of the lifestream. - Set after Aerith sells Cloud her flowers, but before Sector 7 is dropped.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
If William Shakespeare had written Advent Children by Licoriceallsorts reviews
If Shakespeare had been working for Square Enix, AC might have turned out something like this.... I am not Square Enix and make no claim to ownership of anything related to FFVII. I am also, obviously, not Shakespeare.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Cloud S.
Rec 2: Still Rolling by Alex McM reviews
Angela has survived. Pablo is badly wounded, but alive. Both must try and escape, still armed with their camera, but what awaits outside could be far more terrifying than anything they ever saw in the apartments. Gore, coarse language and zombies.
REC - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Say My Name by hawklies reviews
Their last moments, she watched him fade. *ZackxAeris
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Through Emerald Eyes by FindingMyFantasy reviews
Moments of life and death, pain and joy, and bittersweet endings, through the eyes of Aerith Gainsborough.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Aerith G. - Complete
Memories of us by LadyTeefStrife reviews
All kind of Cloti moments. The chapters will not follow any order. One-shot folder, second part of collection of one-shots. Chapters checked by 6jrz422. Requests and prompts will be deeply appreciated.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Mercenaries by chipmouskin reviews
Zack Fair and Cloud Strife are both mercenaries with a grudge against Shinra. Shinra is after the Ancient, so AVALANCHE sends Cloud Strife to get to her first. Zack/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa as well. Changed to M just to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,246 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Huida by SchlossHerz reviews
Así huye la cordera del lobo, así la cierva del león, así las palomas con alas temblorosas del águila...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Apollo - Complete
Earth and Sky by chipmouskin reviews
Bit of an alternate universe, one-shot about Zack and Aerith.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
El Camino al Amanecer by Iskra revoir reviews
AU Final Fantasy VII. La gente está enferma, el planeta se está muriendo. Un grupo de rebeldes oponen resistencia mientras dos cansados refugiados se acercan a Midgar. Que comience el fin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
His wolves by Blue Jae reviews
A poem I wrote about Cloud, Aerith, Zack, and his grief/regret for the two. the latter two are written metaphorically as wolves.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Cloud S. - Complete
Movie Time by TwinTrouble reviews
If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
From Me to You by Singing Muse reviews
I was bored, so I made two oneshots about how Zack and Aerith felt about each other. Sorry, I'm not good with oneshot summaries.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Memories and Second Chances by chipmouskin reviews
Zack and co. must fight Shinra, to save the ones they love, as well as the Planet. A dangerous enemy returns, making that fight all the harder. Zack/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa. Summary Updated to fit story better
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,078 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Sanctuary for a Flower girl by Aerisflowergirl reviews
Aerith is stuck with her abusive boyfriend Cloud, and all she wants is to be free from her abusive relationship, but Cloud knows that’s exactly what she wants and won’t let it happen. Will Aerith get away from her life with Cloud? Find out!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Aerith G., Cloud S.
Rebirth Flame by Alexis4 reviews
Black magic brings Zack back from the Lifestream. On the run with a mysterious woman, Zack discovers that she has secrets of her own. The past and present collide. Z/OC. Cloti, Yuffentine. M for language & adult content. CC spoilers. Set after DOC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,559 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Zack F.
Zack's Final Mission by Mint reviews
At the end of CrisisCore Zack isn't killed, only hurt badly. Cloud doesn't see it and leaves. The story of the hero continues, but now they are two. The reencounter between friends is inevitable. There's a sick man in the care of a girl from the slums.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,970 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
El Club Marginal by SchlossHerz reviews
Bienvenido al Club Marginal, lugar en el que los eternos olvidados de Final Fantasy VII tienen un hueco de suma importancia. Absténganse personajes principales, protagonistas de cualquier secuela del original, y todos los idolatrados a nivel general.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - Spanish - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
Beyond Forgiveness by Guardian-381 reviews
Post Advent Children. Only after the dust has settled can Aeris begin to understand herself, and her motives.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Well he is Zack Fair after all by Suicide In A Bottle reviews
Zack thinks on the people he most likey could and should hate.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Zack F. - Complete
Pong: The Untold Story by Arctic Banana reviews
An epic, age-old battle ensues as two epic 2-dimensional lines compete to win the epic game that is Pong. This story is so epic, you'll pee your pants.
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
I'm going to hell for writing this by kellegirl reviews
A horrible, horrible encounter between Cloud and Sephiroth. Guro, blood play, I guess it is technically noncon. I BLAME YOU KIBA!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
LOVELESS by Aurenare reviews
OneShot. El viaje llega a su fin. En el puesto de mando de la VientoFuerte, Cloud tantea el ánimo de sus compañeros antes de la gran batalla. Es el turno de Cid Highwind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Cid H. - Complete
Honor by Tetrastitide reviews
He would remember that face for more than five years. And he never thought, after all these years, he’d be pointing a gun at the head of that same man; the man who stood for something so important. *SPOILERS for Crisis Core; one-shot*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Apparitions by Trance-Colors reviews
A connection with you, and I'm falling apart at the seams.Z x A Review. LEMON Don't Like,Don't Read
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Aerith G. - Complete
The Decision Between Life or Death by annubis reviews
A story about Zack from final fantasy VII. What happens if he didn't actually die? ZackXAeris. What about Cloud's feelings? Lots of action, romance, and love triangles. Nominated for the Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 213,741 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Magnet by mirroredsakura reviews
MercVerse AU. Sequel to 'Armed Escort', Cloud is called upon to bail Zack and his new girlfriend out. Sephiroth comes along. And gets jealous.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Armed Escort by mirroredsakura reviews
(REWRITTEN & REVISED! Search for Armed Escort: Redux) Mercverse AU. Zack finds the girl the Turks have been looking for and gets naughty on a bathroom floor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
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Impressions reviews
Oneshots collection about Zack. Impressions he left on people. Chap.5 up. Yuffie!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Zack F.
¿Tú crees que puedo ser un héroe? reviews
550 años después de la caida de Meteorito los descendientes de los héroes se hacen llamar Cetras. Algunos empiezan a ser demasiado arrogantes para su propio bien. 2 personas, avatares de 2 héroes del pasado són elegidas por el planeta. Ahora con calificación M.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - Spanish - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Zack F., Aerith G.
Final Fantasy VII Abridged reviews
One shot. Parody. I think I wasn't very sane while writing this. Anyway, enjoy. Rated for slight swearing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
¿Tú crees que puedo ser un héroe? Cap 7 trailer reviews
Casi un año... Espero que os ayude a sobrellevar la espera...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Fall reviews
Zack survives. One mistake can doom the world. Darkfic, one-shot. Ratem M due to violence and character death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Choice reviews
A man facing his fate... Warning: Spoilers if you hadn't seen chapter seven or the previous ones.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Spartacus - Complete
I know who you are reviews
Post ACC. One-shot. Gift fic for LadyTeefStrife. CxT, mentions of ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Relato 1
Un superviviente habla.
World War Z - Rated: M - Spanish - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
La Última misión de Zack by Mint reviews
Traducción autorizada. ¿Y si Zack no hubiera muerto? Un joven herido cuidado por una chica de los suburbios. Ahora hay dos héroes en lugar de uno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Something About Us reviews
Songfic. A man in his last moments, and a love declaration never made.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Encuentros reviews
Aerith se encuentra con alguien en la Corriente Vital. ZxA, CxA implícito.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
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